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Greetings Faux Poets! Enjoy this teaser and you breathlessly anticipate your next pleaser episode! Tune in so very soon for your next aural lecture, my solo creative conjecture of the written word with: Lecture 8: Faux Poet: When Poetry Becomes a Meek, Malnourished Memory, Invite Yourself to a Poetic Soiree Where Thoughts Flow Freely--How to Add Longevity to the Life of Poetry (Gracious Guest Lect...

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Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, For those of you who doubt your ability to write, your own artistic kindling you must ignite, fight to write tight and the reader's emotion…incite. But are the silently read words adequate to load the weaponized word armaments? When you read aloud you give those words a volume, allow them to be heard, feel proud. Writer's block is as real as they com...

Greetings Cinematic Fanatics, in this particular case, you Hellbound Book Hounds! The only thing more satisfying than a gorgeous and flawlessly executed standalone Slick Flick Pick is one that honors, if not exceeds, the splendor of its novel source material. Sometimes a screenplay, or film, has been novelized into a riveting read; conversely, an analogue bound book is oft condensed and converted,...

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, Out of Desperation, Comes Inspiration--Consolation from it's Subsequent Creation (From Inspired Desperation, Comes Inspired Creation) You have heard of that intrepid, treacherous thief in the night, who robs you of creativity, inspiration and insight, who hijacks your thought train, your serenity forsakes until you darken a shade more insane. What about...

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Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesis to that stale a** chair, I just mentioned, zoom in and zone out as we unwind the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick. Gone Baby Gone is the flick, so very slick, hence my fstars pick! When Slick Flick Pick is near, round up the St. Christopher medallion, of 3 Cutty...

Greetings Cinematic Fanatics, in this particular case, you Hellbound Book Hounds! The only thing more satisfying than a gorgeous and flawlessly executed standalone Slick Flick Pick is one that honors, if not exceeds, the splendor of its novel source material. Sometimes a screenplay, or film, has been novelized into a riveting read; conversely, an analogue bound book is oft condensed and converted,...

Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesis to that stale a** chair, I just mentioned, zoom in and zone out as we unwind the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick. Batman: Gotham by Gaslight is the flick, so very slick, hence our fstars pick! When Slick Flick Pick is near, estrange yourself from the looney wile...

Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesis to that stale a** chair, I just mentioned, zoom in and zone out as we unwind the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick. Sicario is the flick, so very slick, hence our fstars pick! When Slick Flick Pick is near, select which side of the border and the argument to wish...

Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesis to that stale a** chair, I just mentioned, zoom in and zone out as we unwind the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick. Wind River is the flick, so very slick, hence our fstars pick! When Slick Flick Pick is near, hide in your makeshift hide, line up your crosshairs a...

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, For those of you who doubt your ability to write, your own artistic kindling you must ignite, fight to write tight and the reader's emotion…incite. But are the silently read words adequate to load the weaponized word armaments? When you read aloud you give those words a volume, allow them to be heard, feel proud. They tell you to take pride in your work...

Hello Faux Poets! Thanks for imbibing fresh poems the fresher conversations that pertain to their poetic nature. I sit in awe of Athena's superior voice and her astute literary observations. Thank you Asset Athena and thank you Faux Poets. Keep writing, or--at the very least--don't cease writing altogether. I'm a Rogue Poet, my classical poetry approach is counter vogue, in case you di...

Hello Faux Poets! Thanks for imbibing fresh poems and the mistakes that sometimes adulterate them. While the reading is flawless, I wish I had made some modifications to the poem itself before Ms. Spooky was magnificent and magnanimous enough to read said poem aloud. I sit in awe of her superior voice and type these words humbled and grounded by her spookily nuanced essence. Thank you Ms. Spooky a...

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, For those of you who doubt your ability to write, your own artistic kindling you must ignite, fight to write tight and the reader's emotion…incite. But are you true? People don't change. You know this is a fucking fallacy. We oft see people fall from grace, grow worse, more intolerable. We know it is a mortal fucking fact that we can get worse and le...

Faux Poets! You have heard a portion of Easel of Havoc, told by yours truly, sincerely and respectfully, and now you get to hear it in its entirety by Asset Athena. She was kind enough to read it and had a mind to heed it. And this is a wonderful accompanying text to enjoy with the novel: The Silent Patient! Keep perusing inspirational stories and keep fstars writing you faux poets and writer ghos...

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts! It is I, the bold podcasting personality who is a more discrete poet on the sly. "Where the coffee would be warm even if the welcome wasn't." Clive Barker The Forbidden "You can only debilitate, devour and destroy perfection upon additional inspection; instead, bask in the infection of perceived perfection rather than engage in intense fla...

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, Every single social interaction can be a fruitful transaction, a frictional detraction or a frivolous distraction. -Falsetto Prophet "Be wary of those who cut your hair, into their barbaric barber eyes, it's best not to stare; sometimes your initial fallacious thoughts are not beyond repair--this scissor brandishing slasher, for you, might actually...

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, Every single social interaction can be a fruitful transaction, a frictional detraction or a frivolous distraction. -Falsetto Prophet Do enjoy this Faux Poet teaser episode preparing your senses and your sensory perception for the subsequent full episode of Lecture 4: Faux Poet: Proofreading Their Minds, Nevermind the Proof-- How to, for Your Reader, Write, E...

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, For those of you who doubt your ability to write, your own artistic kindling you must ignite, fight to write tight and the reader's emotion…incite. But are you true? Are you the sole, unadulterated author and architect of your own words? Are your words borrowed, reused, misused or outright stolen, pilfered, filched or purloined? How do you know if you sh...

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts! Welcome to your lecture 3 teaser episode. The most subtle and surprising places, people, muses and inspirations, our writing affected, possibly perfected, on those inexplicable innovations, we have reflected, such strange insights from films, scenes and places unexpected. Master Chief John James "Jack" Urgayle (From the film G.I. Jane) reciting the...

"All it took was a mislaid spark To burn, to the dirt, the park: Should you smell smoke after dark-- It's from a cigar--his trade fucking mark." Do the right thing and you'll stay free, steal Zeebo's goddamn nose and the punishment will be weighty, so call up your boy Weegee and apologize for being pissy! Like Blake and his leper colony in John Carpenter's THE FOG, By Cam...

Hello Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, You can construct a perfect poem on occasion and you can write, more frequently, with enough infectious style and enlivening energy, your readers might mistake those pieces for perfection, but rarely will your own raw recognition of your work sincerely coincide with theirs. -Falsetto Prophet Do politely take, not forsake, an inspiring muse, you can use it, or re...

"You'll dine, in delight, on one soup a night; taste more than one, you'll be undone." Sanguinary Nicks and Scary Flicks Spilling Popcorn and Blood It knows what tears at, wares on and repairs you. SUNLIGHT AT MIDNIGHT! Like Blake and his leper colony in John Carpenter's THE FOG, By Campfire, We Conspire-   Tonight, the soup may be green, the gargoyle personifies mean and Nev...

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, If you are not exhibiting the concept of promptitude for a sightly, stood-up date, a docile creature who eagerly awaits both your arrival and the corresponding tale explaining your tardiness, listen no further than to my poem Pledge From a Passerby: the end all, be all, see all, know all of sterling excuses for said unpunctuality! Are you in store for, of th...