Chemohawk Sessions

Hello Cinematic Fanatics! When you gotta outlast, you gotta podcast! Today is a special Slick Flick Pick edition with none other than REAP, that is Rare Eagle April Paige! We talk about the folly of fucking with science, the longevity of Goldblum's career, and the dangers of children in domesticity and creatures in captivity. P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, court...

Greetings Faux Poets and Loyal Listeners, Today, H Marks the Ceiling and I wax poetic about shifting perspectives connected to medical awareness and struggles, the value of a good, loyal, mammalian companion, and how to select and stick with the A-1 correct flooring installer! -Your worthwhile cinephile: Mr. Prophet and the selfless and smartass H Marks the Ceiling. P.S. (ProcrastinatedStatement)...

Greetings Cinematic Fanatics, Today, Modest Adonis and I talk about the vastness of outer space, the thickness of Anne Hathaway's lips, one way trips and slick-eyed TX drawled tear slips. We talk about this visually stunning odyssey and about 6,000 other topics! -Your worthwhile cinephile: Falsetto Prophet and the real savior of mankind: Modest Adonis. P.S. (ProcrastinatedStatement) *Intro/out...

Greetings Cinematic Fanatics and welcome to: RETRO REDUX #7 Slick Flick Nasty Habit Pick: Cigarette Smoke and Mirrors--Squeezing a Source Until Lungs Blacken and You Grow Hoarse; Mr. Wigand Would Like To Light Up Now (Staring at the Tenth Floor and White-Collar War); ( The Insider , 1999) Some flicks are so mesmerizing and memorable they are worthy of a second glance and an additional chance, this...

Welcome, Slick-Eyed Surprises to: Serialized Slick-Eyed Surprise: Volume 4: Toasting Satisfying Serialized Surprises that Form Teary Eyes; Punctum Soaking Show Moments that Slicken My Eyes (Slick-Eyed Surprises 13-16) The four shows discussed today, speaking to the specific melancholy, inspirational or moving moments and beyond, are, in chronological order: The Fresh Prince of Bel Ai, 1990; Deadwo...

Welcome, Slick-Eyed Surprises to: Serialized Slick-Eyed Surprise: Volume 3: Toasting Satisfying Serialized Surprises that Form Teary Eyes; Punctum Soaking Show Moments that Slicken My Eyes (Slick-Eyed Surprises 9-12). The four shows discussed today, speaking to the specific melancholy, inspirational or moving moments and beyond, are, in chronological order: The X-Files, 1993, two episodes, The Shi...

Welcome, Slick-Eyed Surprises to: Serialized Slick-Eyed Surprise: Volume 2: Toasting Satisfying Serialized Surprises that Form Teary Eyes; Punctum Soaking Show Moments that Slicken My Eyes (Slick-Eyed Surprises 5-8). The four shows discussed today, speaking to the specific melancholy, inspirational or moving moments and beyond, are, in chronological order: True Detective Season 1 2014; The Killing...

Welcome, Slick-Eyed Surprises to: Serialized Slick-Eyed Surprise: Volume 1: From Slick-Eyed Shows to Tear Duct Flows--Celebrating Slick Eyed Surprises that Make Us Cry; Now We Can, With Depleted Tear Ducts, Die (Shows 1-4). The four shows discussed today, speaking to the specific melancholy, inspirational or moving moments and beyond, are, in chronological order: Jericho 2006, Terminator: The Sara...

Greetings Faux Poets, Today, Rare Eagle and I break down just about every conceivable concept, societal strain and we still have time to paint the podcast with hilarity, frivolity and profundity. Remember: "It is only in the vast, black darkyou just might glean a spark and use that illumination to add elation to the bleak, the dim, the stark." Faux Poe and Rare Eagle OUT! **All I Am by D...

Greetings Cinematic Fanatics, Today, Vampiress and I talk about the merits of holiday adjacent horror extravaganzas, which hold up, which have faded into the horrifying pale of twilight? -Your worthwhile cinephile: Falsetto Prophet and The Horror Movie Queen: Vampiress! P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

Greetings Cinematic Fanatics! Welcome to: Usual Ghost Faced Suspects Slick Flick Pick: Stoned Cold Killer--Glory Hole in thePlot; Passing Rude Notes in Class/Cutting Another Hole in Your Ass (Chillin', Killin', and Cindy's Mom Drillin'); (Gail's Snotty Hailstorm Project); ( Scary Movie , 2000). Today, Brother Modest Adonis and I dissect the shit out of a classic staple from our...

Enter, with us, you cinematic fanatics, into the realm of film's fantasy while we unwind the grind of reality. We offer you: Pick 84: Slick Flick Pick: Slain at Lover's Lane--What's all the Fuss, it's Just a School Bus? (A Hack, Quack, One BizarreBrainiac); (Taking Possession, Then Repossession, of Obsession); (Drowning in the Crime Waves); (Animal Crackering the Code); ( Zodiac , 2007). Today, we...

Greetings Cinematic Fanatics and welcome to: REDUX#4 , Part 2, Tea Slick Flick Pick: Fatalitea--Harsh, Cold, and of Both MissileKeys, Marko Takes Hold; Nuclear Turbulence (Sleeping with Whales if Jack's Plan Fails); (Merry Soviet Singing and Hail Mary Pinging); (The Hunt for Red October, 1990) This is a gracious guest lecture with Admiral Adam! Some flicks are so mesmerizing and memorable they are...

Today is as special as SPECIAL AGENT UTAH as I have a very special agent guest who hails from the Danish capital of the United States: The Faux Special Agent Utah. This is: Special Agent Mormon SFP: Meatwaffle Sandwiches--Little Hand Says it's Time to Barrel Roll; 50-Year Storm and 25 to Life (Undercovers with Tyler); (Adios Amigo and Bodhi out of Control); (Red Hot Shot in His Foot Peppers);...

Greetings Cinematic Fanatics and welcome to: RETRO REDUX #5: Axe Blood Slick Flick Pick: Gory, Private College Folklore--Gleaning Insight from Flashed Headlights; That's Not How I Heard it, but this Flick, I Fear it (Parkiller in Disguise with Her Piercing, Telling Eyes); ( Urban Legend , 1998). How did you hear it? Either way it was told, you're wise to fear it. This is a gracious guest l...

Enter, with us, you cinematic fanatics, into the realm of film's fantasy while we unwind the grind of reality… We offer you: Pick 83: Slick Flick Pick: Cartelenovela--Hugs, Not Eastern Facing Rugs; Waylaid Convoy, Kidnap Ploy and Aggrieved Attorney Turned Loose to Destroy (Human Trafficking Jam); (Unpaved Roads and False Flag Codes); ( Sicario 2: Day of the Soldado , 2018). Today, we discuss--...

Greetings Cinematic Fanatics and welcome to: REDUX #4 Tea Slick Flick Pick: Fatalitea--Harsh, Cold, and of Both MissileKeys, Marko Takes Hold; Nuclear Turbulence (Sleeping with Whales if Jack's Plan Fails); (Merry Soviet Singing and Hail Mary Pinging); ( The Hunt for Red October , 1990) This is a gracious guest lecture with Red Devil! Some flicks are so mesmerizing and memorable they are worth...

Greetings Faux Poets, You are all going to be calmer and more even keeled after listening to the dancer, the writer, the lover NOT the fighter with Casanova, my friend, brother and uncle, all in one. Remember: "It is only in the vast, black dark you just might glean a spark and use that illumination to add elation to thebleak, the dim, the stark." Faux Poe and Casanova OUT! **All I Am by...

Greetings Faux Poets, You are all soon graced with her warm vocalizations, as I was, with the wonderful Poetletariat. As this is her return appearance, make yourself present, the opposite of scarce, buckle in and let her wisdom astound you. Remember: "It is only in the vast, black dark you just might glean a spark and use that illumination to add elation to the bleak, the dim, the stark." Faux Poe...

Greetings Faux Poets, The Rising Phoenix ash and I go for the jugular of candorin our premiere Faux Poet episode together! A little poetry is read and we further explore the corridors of her diabolical mind and ask why, an Italian badass such as herself, is so hard to find! Remember: "It is only in the vast, black dark you just might glean a spark and use that illumination to add elation to t...

Greetings Faux Poets, Brother Jameson and I go for the jugular of candor in our second Faux Poet episode together! A little poetry is read and we further explore the corridors of Brother Irishman's a mile a minute brain and ask why, as an Irishman, his emotions sometimes see red! Coming soon, to an ear canal near you, perhaps even your own, your very venerated voice for sore ears, Faux Poe with a...

Enter, with us, you cinematic fanatics, into the realm of film's fantasy as we unwind the grind of reality…We offer you: Pick 82: Slick Flick Pick: Mistaken Identification--Singled Out, Double Crossed by a Triple Agent; Concealed Weapons, Conspicuous Names and Two-Faced Dames (Tail the DecoyThrough the Train Station, Mt. Rushmore and Illinois); ( North by Northwest , 1959). Today, we'll di...

Let's unwind the grind of reality with Pick 81: Slick Flick Treat or Trick Pick: All Hallows' Cleave--Laurie Strode in Survival Mode (Emergency Room of Doom); (A Nonelective Surgery Slashing Spree--Body Pillow Decoy Trick and Slipping in Blood Slick; ( Halloween 2 , 1981). Today, we discuss--the farfetched likelihood of being able to run just as swiftly barefoot and in an ankle bandage wra...

Enter, with us, you cinematic fanatics, into the realm of film's fantasy as we unwind the grind of reality. We offer you: Pick 80: Slick Hicks Flick Pick: Arrive at the Hive, The Obscene Queen, Revive, Her Acid Blooded Babies, Survive, Then, Exfil Intact and Alive--Gutsy Ripley Steers Their Humvee (Xenomorphs, These Unclean, Obscene, Mean Michael Biehn Marines, Dwarf); ( Aliens , 1986). Today,...

Let's unwind the grind of reality with Pick 79: Slick FlickPick: Rationing Compassion--Caught in Bayonets and War's Web (Wittness to Another World); ( The Thin Red Line , 1998). Today, we discuss--the merits to the aphorism the pen is mightier than the sword for a Dear John letter can hollowyou out into a walking, talking Jon fucking Doe, the rich and rampant duality present showing both t...