Chemohawk Sessions

Let's unwind the grind of reality with Pick 154: Eyes Cry and Streets Run Slick Flick Pick: Pregnicant--Born Special K; God Complexity (City of Altered, Artificial Angels); (Crawling Out of Their Skin Job); (Tree Root of the Mystery); (Luv Deals all Wounds); (Blade Runner 2049, 2017). Today, we discuss--the likelihood that K is really special K as he seems to have strong bones, bluer than blue...

Enter, with us, you cinematic fanatics, into the realm of film's fantasy as we unwind the grind of reality. We offer you: Pick 146: Slick Flick Pick: F.T.S.D (Future Traumatic Stress Disorder) Laying Pipe Bombs; (Nike Shoes and Apocalyptic Blues; (Biting the Hand that Saves--To StayAlive, Remain Unlisted); Frizzy Hair and a Glowing Red Glare); ( The Terminator , 1984) Today, we discuss--the me...

Greetings Faux Poets and those intimate with bayou voodoo magic! Today, the treasured Poetry Sha-Wee and I wax poetic about our mutual medical struggles and successes, finding amusement in the most mundane or pursuits and veritable variety of conversational chasms we did not even anticipate. -Your worthwhile cinephile: Falsetto Prophet and the writer/poet/photograher and surviver: Poetry Sha-Wee....

Greetings Podience, Faux Sis-in-Law Mandy and I discuss the trials, treasures and tribulations of life, how to be a healer, a mother and wife. Also, we scratch the surface on the mystery surrounding holes found in her shoes at the tops of the shoes, and as I once lived in the Lone Star State, my lack of HEB blues. -Your podcaster who can circumnavigate conversational disaster: Falsetto Prophet, an...

Greetings Cinematic Fanatics, Brother Shawshank and I discuss the intricacies that lie within and the redemptive revelations that come in crawling through foulness and being baptized in toxic water. Brooks was here and, if you are at peace with yourself, you have little to fear. The Shawshank Redemption is the greatest Stephen King adaptation that has ever been made, in film form. I think we will...

Greetings Cinematic Fanatics, THERE IS AN ANOMALY IN THE GREEN SHEENED CITY! When you open your blind eyes, what do you see? A leather clad savior both dark haired, blue-eyed, and moderately pretty? Did they swallow the pill to save just themselves, or the whole of the Aussie unnamed city? Today, the Poetletariat and I discuss and dissect the merits of this end of the millennium flick, where Keanu...

Greetings Cinematic Fanatics, Today, the one and only unfanged Vampiress and I discuss one of her wicked and wild favorite movies from the last handful of years. Make sure to order a side of garlicky Vampire killer wings, and avoid all of the dilapidated deep south churches and all pacts with demonic visitor type things. -Your worthwhile cinephile: Falsetto Prophet and Vampiress Maria! P.S. (Procr...

Greetings Cinematic Fanatics, Special agent Utah and I talk about a film that does contain moments of 100% per adrenaline, but also deepens a relationship between two men who are actually brothers, unlike Johnny Utah and Bodhi who are more like masculine lovers. Is it the acting, the powerful gravelly voice of Nick the fatherly prick, or is it Ms. Morrison who looks like she knows her way around a...

Greetings Cinematic Fanatics, We are all twisted, maybe as twisted, warped and crooked as this fucked plot, but the object of this game is to find out if its side effect is meant to shame, tame or inflame. Today, Phoenix Fire and I put our collective heads together to crack the code of Nick and why he is such a dick, a cold-hearted son of a bitch with his full head of hair combed back slick. -Your...

Hello Cinematic Fanatics, Today, the Vampiress and I break down this fourth deep cut into this complicated and blood-soaked sleepy little community, and from aspersions and comments pertaining to Sidney's mom lack of chastity, no one has immunity! The Vampiress slices up the script and keeps things fresher than the potpourri needed to mask the viscera stench found at these crime scenes! - Your...

Hello Cinematic Fanatics! When you gotta outlast, you gotta podcast! Today is a special Slick Flick Pick edition with none other than REAP, that is Rare Eagle April Paige! We talk about the folly of fucking with science, the longevity of Goldblum's career, and the dangers of children in domesticity and creatures in captivity. P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, court...

Greetings Faux Poets and Loyal Listeners, Today, H Marks the Ceiling and I wax poetic about shifting perspectives connected to medical awareness and struggles, the value of a good, loyal, mammalian companion, and how to select and stick with the A-1 correct flooring installer! -Your worthwhile cinephile: Mr. Prophet and the selfless and smartass H Marks the Ceiling. P.S. (ProcrastinatedStatement)...

Greetings Cinematic Fanatics, Today, Modest Adonis and I talk about the vastness of outer space, the thickness of Anne Hathaway's lips, one way trips and slick-eyed TX drawled tear slips. We talk about this visually stunning odyssey and about 6,000 other topics! -Your worthwhile cinephile: Falsetto Prophet and the real savior of mankind: Modest Adonis. P.S. (ProcrastinatedStatement) *Intro/out...

Greetings Cinematic Fanatics and welcome to: RETRO REDUX #7 Slick Flick Nasty Habit Pick: Cigarette Smoke and Mirrors--Squeezing a Source Until Lungs Blacken and You Grow Hoarse; Mr. Wigand Would Like To Light Up Now (Staring at the Tenth Floor and White-Collar War); ( The Insider , 1999) Some flicks are so mesmerizing and memorable they are worthy of a second glance and an additional chance, this...

Welcome, Slick-Eyed Surprises to: Serialized Slick-Eyed Surprise: Volume 4: Toasting Satisfying Serialized Surprises that Form Teary Eyes; Punctum Soaking Show Moments that Slicken My Eyes (Slick-Eyed Surprises 13-16) The four shows discussed today, speaking to the specific melancholy, inspirational or moving moments and beyond, are, in chronological order: The Fresh Prince of Bel Ai, 1990; Deadwo...

Welcome, Slick-Eyed Surprises to: Serialized Slick-Eyed Surprise: Volume 3: Toasting Satisfying Serialized Surprises that Form Teary Eyes; Punctum Soaking Show Moments that Slicken My Eyes (Slick-Eyed Surprises 9-12). The four shows discussed today, speaking to the specific melancholy, inspirational or moving moments and beyond, are, in chronological order: The X-Files, 1993, two episodes, The Shi...

Welcome, Slick-Eyed Surprises to: Serialized Slick-Eyed Surprise: Volume 2: Toasting Satisfying Serialized Surprises that Form Teary Eyes; Punctum Soaking Show Moments that Slicken My Eyes (Slick-Eyed Surprises 5-8). The four shows discussed today, speaking to the specific melancholy, inspirational or moving moments and beyond, are, in chronological order: True Detective Season 1 2014; The Killing...

Welcome, Slick-Eyed Surprises to: Serialized Slick-Eyed Surprise: Volume 1: From Slick-Eyed Shows to Tear Duct Flows--Celebrating Slick Eyed Surprises that Make Us Cry; Now We Can, With Depleted Tear Ducts, Die (Shows 1-4). The four shows discussed today, speaking to the specific melancholy, inspirational or moving moments and beyond, are, in chronological order: Jericho 2006, Terminator: The Sara...

Greetings Faux Poets, Today, Rare Eagle and I break down just about every conceivable concept, societal strain and we still have time to paint the podcast with hilarity, frivolity and profundity. Remember: "It is only in the vast, black darkyou just might glean a spark and use that illumination to add elation to the bleak, the dim, the stark." Faux Poe and Rare Eagle OUT! **All I Am by D...

Greetings Cinematic Fanatics, Today, Vampiress and I talk about the merits of holiday adjacent horror extravaganzas, which hold up, which have faded into the horrifying pale of twilight? -Your worthwhile cinephile: Falsetto Prophet and The Horror Movie Queen: Vampiress! P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.

Greetings Cinematic Fanatics! Welcome to: Usual Ghost Faced Suspects Slick Flick Pick: Stoned Cold Killer--Glory Hole in thePlot; Passing Rude Notes in Class/Cutting Another Hole in Your Ass (Chillin', Killin', and Cindy's Mom Drillin'); (Gail's Snotty Hailstorm Project); ( Scary Movie , 2000). Today, Brother Modest Adonis and I dissect the shit out of a classic staple from our...

Enter, with us, you cinematic fanatics, into the realm of film's fantasy while we unwind the grind of reality. We offer you: Pick 84: Slick Flick Pick: Slain at Lover's Lane--What's all the Fuss, it's Just a School Bus? (A Hack, Quack, One BizarreBrainiac); (Taking Possession, Then Repossession, of Obsession); (Drowning in the Crime Waves); (Animal Crackering the Code); ( Zodiac , 2007). Today, we...

Greetings Cinematic Fanatics and welcome to: REDUX#4 , Part 2, Tea Slick Flick Pick: Fatalitea--Harsh, Cold, and of Both MissileKeys, Marko Takes Hold; Nuclear Turbulence (Sleeping with Whales if Jack's Plan Fails); (Merry Soviet Singing and Hail Mary Pinging); (The Hunt for Red October, 1990) This is a gracious guest lecture with Admiral Adam! Some flicks are so mesmerizing and memorable they are...

Today is as special as SPECIAL AGENT UTAH as I have a very special agent guest who hails from the Danish capital of the United States: The Faux Special Agent Utah. This is: Special Agent Mormon SFP: Meatwaffle Sandwiches--Little Hand Says it's Time to Barrel Roll; 50-Year Storm and 25 to Life (Undercovers with Tyler); (Adios Amigo and Bodhi out of Control); (Red Hot Shot in His Foot Peppers);...

Greetings Cinematic Fanatics and welcome to: RETRO REDUX #5: Axe Blood Slick Flick Pick: Gory, Private College Folklore--Gleaning Insight from Flashed Headlights; That's Not How I Heard it, but this Flick, I Fear it (Parkiller in Disguise with Her Piercing, Telling Eyes); ( Urban Legend , 1998). How did you hear it? Either way it was told, you're wise to fear it. This is a gracious guest l...