Falsetto Prophet

Chemohawk Sessions

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Dear Podience,Welcome to Chemohawk Sessions, an anthology series podcast. I'm a carbon-based lifeform who got, fought, conquered cancer; fled my droll career to air this passion project. I was restless as an office drone; my cancerous plight confirmed the cost of chasing an unfulfilling career. My first session: White-Collar, Black Belt, offers black belt mastery of white-collar survival through shared experiences, pointers and amusing confessions. I'm Falsetto Prophet, you're Podience; together, let's unwind the daily grind. - Falsetto*Intro/outro song Island Dream courtesy of Chris Haugen

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Jun 30, 2026

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Pick 78: Slick Seedless Flick Pick: Demon Pumpkin Seed--This Stalker's Not a Talker and One Slow A** Walker (Full Moon Loomis); (He'll Roam Before He'll Come Home); (John Carpenter's Halloween, 1978) 27.10.2025

Let's unwind the grind of reality with Pick 78: Slick Flick Pick: Demon Pumpkin Seed--This Stalker's Not a Talker and One Slow A** Walker (Full Moon Loomis); (He'll Roam Before He'll Come Home); ( Halloween , 1978). Today, we discuss--the art of slow walking, treading lightly and breathing deeply, why sitting in a parked car, in a closed garage, in the dark of night develops into o...

REDUX #3 Feet Cold, Wet and Slick Flick Pick: Half in, Half out Feline--When Gabriel Falls, Mammon Rises; The Blackest of Lungs and the Purest Heart (Black Market Breath); (Constantine, 2005) 16.10.2025

Greetings Cinematic Fanatics and welcome to: REDUX #3 Feet Cold, Wet and Slick Flick Pick: Half in, Half out Feline--When Gabriel Falls, Mammon Rises; The Blackest of Lungs and the Purest Heart (Dragon's Breath and the Devil Delaying His Death); ( Constantine, 2005). This is a gracious guest lecture with brother Ghostwriter! Some flicks are so mesmerizing and memorable they are worthy of a sec...

Pick 77: Slick Flick Pick: Ruthless Plans, Useless Hands--Baccarat and 3 Blind Mice (007 in Honey Ryder Heaven); (Cyanide Cigarette and a License to Get Salty, Wet); (Dr. No, 1962) *UnBONDed Series* 09.10.2025

Enter, with us, you cinematic fanatics, into the realm of film's fantasy while we unwind the grind of reality… We offer you: Pick 77: Slick Flick Pick: Ruthless Plans, Useless Hands--Playing Baccarat and Three Blind Mice (007 in Honey Ryder Heaven); (Cyanide Cigarette and a License to Get Salt Water Wet); ( Dr. No , 1962) **Episode 2 of the UnBONDed Series** Today, we discuss--Dr. No is indubi...

Pick 76: Slick Flick Pick: Interpoliticking Time Bomb--Killing Time at the Guggenheim (White-Collar Wartime Crimes); (Sweating Istanbullets); (The International, 2009) 01.10.2025

Let's enter the realm of semi-real but still fantasy while we unwind the grind of reality with Pick 76: Slick Flick Pick: Interpoliticking Time Bomb--Killing Time at the Guggenheim (White-Collar Wartime Crimes); (Sweating Istanbullets); ( The International , 2009). Today, we discuss--the sexual chemistry extant and inherent between these two Brits is as sharp as the blade used to infect Schume...

Lecture 25: Faux Poet: Float like a Social Butterfly, Sting with Witty, Warm Words that Bite--How to Remain a Country Town Mouse with Keys to the City (Gracious Guest Lecture with Poetletariat) 21.09.2025

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, She is published, she publishes, she photographs, she antiques, she is a main linchpin in a local and successful band. In meeting someone of her stature, it is encouraging sure, but it also forces me to look back at the last 20 years of my own life and reflect: Falsetto, what the fuck? Why did you settle for a simple undergraduate degree, why are you not yet...

Lecture 24: Faux Poet: Aim Huge but Launch only Arrows to Deliver the Emotional Death Blow--How to Write What we Need Without Extra for our Eyes to Read (Gracious Guest Lecture with Well Red Devil) 11.09.2025

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, Willa Cather said that she write best when shestopped trying to write and began simply to remember. Enjoy Well Red Devil's presence today and heed her words of well read wisdom. Remember: "It is only in the vast, black darkyou just might glean a spark and use that illumination to add elation to the bleak, the dim, the stark." Faux Poe OUT! (Procrastinated St...

Lecture 23: Faux Poet: Some Read to Expel their Words, Others Seek Friendships Deserved--How to Find Courage to Foreign Worlds Explore and a Poet Stranger, Adore (Gracious Guest Lecture with Lokesh) 03.09.2025

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, Welcome Brother Lokesh! From a 19-hour flight to rewarding all of us with legendary insight, he is a poet, a reader, a multilingual speaker who knows how to properly convey a point and never miss the point. Enjoy our cultural and well-delivered broadcast. "If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you." Rudyard Kipling...

Lecture 22: Faux Poet: To Write Truth, Be a Self-Aware Detective; Dogged, Undeterred, and a Reflective, Sincere Sleuth--How to Afford Writing with Honesty when the Toll it Takes is far from Free 26.08.2025

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, The poet is a liar who always speaks the truth. Jean Cocteau Remember: "It is only in the vast, black dark you just might glean a spark and use that illumination to add elation to the bleak, the dim, the stark." Faux Poe OUT! (Procrastinated Statement)*Intro/outro song, Time to Spare , courtesy of the artist, An Jone

REDUX #2 Fog Juice Slick Flick Pick: West Coast Ghosts--Cross to Despair (Of Malone's Gold, Blake Takes Hold); (Madness Descends when a Waterlogged Wreck Surfaces); (John Carpenter's The Fog, 1980) 19.08.2025

Greetings Cinematic Fanatics, Some flicks are so mesmerizing and memorable they are worthy of a second glance and an additional chance, this is the very first offering of this parallel series to Slick Flick Pick. Welcome Podience and Cinematic Fanastics to:REDUX #2 Fog Juice Slick Flick Pick: West Coast Ghosts--Celebrating Maritime Crime; His Cross to Despair; (Of Malone's Unholy Gold, Blake Takes...

Faux Poet Teaser: Gracious Guest Nire Reading my Poem: Maritime Crimes (Forsaking Blake Was Their Mistake) 07.08.2025

Greetings Loyal Listeners and thank you, Nire, for reading my poetic tribute to John Carpenter's The Fog, 1980: Maritime Crimes (Forsaking Blake was their Mistake)  Your voice is better than mine, having you read these words proved a fortuitous sign. -Falsetto Prophet

REDUX Bloody Hook Slick Flick Pick: Fishing for Death Threats--Billy Blue/Crab Gut Goo; Revenge is a Dish Best Served on Ice; (Choked Up Croaker Queen); (I Know What You Did Last Summer, 1997) 24.07.2025

Greetings Cinematic Fanatics, Some flicks are so mesmerizing and memorable they are worthy of a second glance and an additional chance, this is the very first offering of this parallel series to Slick Flick Pick. Welcome Podience and Cinematic Fanastics to: REDUXBloody Hook Slick Flick Pick: Fishing for Death Threats--Billy Blue, Crab Gut Goo, Ms. Love Can Sing, Scream and Run Fast Too; Revenge is...

Lecture 21: Faux Poet: When Writing has Screamed it's Lungs Out, Remember The Gripping Power of a Whisper--How to Complicate Tame and Simplify Lame (Gracious Guest Lecture with Ghostwriter Snyder) 15.07.2025

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, Welcome Brother Ghostwriter! Genuine poetry can communicate before it is understood. T. S. Eliot Poetry is thoughts that breathe, and words that burn. Thomas Gray A poem is never finished, only abandoned. Paul Valery Remember: "It is only in the vast, black dark you just might glean a spark and use that illumination to add elation to the bleak, the dim,...

Pick 75: Slick, Magic Trick Flick Pick: Hedging The Pledge--Always Leave Them Wanting Gore; Stranger Doppelganger Danger (Forgotten Knots and Bullet Caught Shots); (2 Halves Lie); (The Prestige, 2006) 08.07.2025

Let's unwind the grind of reality with Pick 75: Slick, Murderous, Magic Trick Flick Pick: Hedging The Pledge--Always Leave Them Wanting Gore; Stranger Doppelganger Danger (Forgotten Knots and Bullet Caught Shots); (BalefulShowman); (Two Halves of a Full Lie); ( The Prestige, 2006). Today, we discuss--when your husband's shady hand wound just won't fucking heal, maybe you are being shor...

Lecture 20: Faux Poet: Any Port in a Brainstorm (Connecting the Dots to Scribbled Thoughts)--How to Commit What Matters to Your Long Term Memory (Gracious Guest Lecture with Brother Art, an Artist) 29.06.2025

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, Welcome Brother Art!  “The fatal misconception behind brainstorming is that there is a particular script we should all follow in group interactions...The most creative spaces are those which hurl us together. It is the human friction that makes the sparks.”--Jonah Lehrer "Here is to dressing to impress and committing to the capital A art form, to deviat...

Pick 74: Slick Flick Pick: Whore for the Fedora--Back-Alley Deal, Wounds that Won't Heal (Trust No Trollop); (Folk Antihero); (Trenchcoats, Tommy Guns and Violent Bank Runs); (Public Enemies, 2009) 21.06.2025

Let's unwind the grind of reality with Pick 74: Slick Flick Pick: Whore for the Fedora--Back-Alley Deal and Wounds that Won't Heal (Trust Not the Trollop); (Folk Antihero); (Trenchcoats, Tommy Guns and Violent Bank Runs); ( Public Enemies, 2009). Today, we discuss--whoever said you can't fire a machine gun whilst hanging onto the roof of an old model car in full sleek trench coat garb...

Pick 73: Slick Flick Pick: Sibling Killing Spree--This Time the Mission is (Da)Mon (Ed Burns Through Germans); ( Wehrmacht, I'll see you in Ramelle); (Saving Private Ryan, 1998) 13.06.2025

Let's unwind the grind of reality with Pick 73: Slick Flick Pick: Sibling Killing Spree--This Time the Mission is (Da)Mon (Ed Burns Through Germans); (Wehrmacht, I'll see you in Ramelle); ( Saving Private Ryan , 1998). Today, we discuss--the similarities inherent between baseball players and paratroopers: the cigarettes, chewing tobacco, gum and graba**, blowing kisses at their fellow bros...

Pick 72: Slick Flick Pick: Rone Fibs a Drone--Captain Flint Will Handle It (Turning Right, When Told Left, in a Gunfight); (Downtime on a Rooftop); (13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi, 2016) 04.06.2025

Let's unwind the grind of reality with Pick 72: Slick Flick Pick: Rone Fibs a Drone--Captain Flint Will Handle It (Turning Right, When Told Left, in a Gunfight); (Downtime on a Rooftop); ( 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi , 2016). Today, we discuss--how Oz requires her ears and eyes, but not her mouth, for when the dingus turns right, not left, things, for our carnage seeking contract...

Lecture 19: Faux Poet: When you Write in a Manner Concise, You Don't Have to Roll the Dice--How to Write Tight, Show not Tell, and Speak Well at each Open Mic Night (Gracious Guest Lecture with Nire) 25.05.2025

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, NIRE (Erin spelled backwards, Rhymes with Fire) Welcome out of the frying pan and into the Nire! I am Faux Poe, your igniter host, you are my writer ghosts, welcome, wired, inspired, miles from retired writers to: Lecture 19: Faux Poet: When you Write in a Manner Concise, You Don't Have to, On Your Reader's Attention Span, Roll the Dice--How to Write...

Lecture 18: Faux Poet: Internal Infighting, External Righting: If Your Words can Make Them Feel, Write not to Harm, but Them Disarm--so They can Heal--How to Scrawl to Share Your Life and Save Theirs 25.05.2025

Greetings Faux Poets! I am Faux Poe, your igniter host, you are my writer ghosts, welcome, wired, inspired, miles from retired writers to: Lecture 18: Faux Poet: Internal Infighting, External Righting: If Your Words can Make Them Feel, Write not to Harm, but Them Disarm--so They can Heal--How to Scrawl to Share Your Life and Save Theirs. When you write poetry, you may feel a slave to the emotional...

Lecture 17: Faux Poet: Lending Fresh Insight-Putting Currency of your Poetry Where your Mouth is, Flowing to not Tell, but Show, Speak Too Soft, Nor Too Slow (Gracious Guest Lecture with Ghostwriter) 08.05.2025

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, Here is the coveted mind behind the poem: "Being made new, not in your image", but here on this podcast, a friendship begins anew and this microphone talent matchup is the world fucking series, not some middle of the week scrimmage. Anyone can fucking die, but so too can they lie, their own freedom, silence, another's loyalty buy, and, whenthey...

Lecture 16: Faux Poet: From Primordial Soup to Inspirational Stew, When Creativity Slows, Take up Writing Kung-Fu--How to Maintain your Composure and Attain Tai-Chi Poetry (Dear Lecture with Fraulein) 29.04.2025

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, Here is a return German guest, who never overstaysher welcome, she is never a pest, but she is a serious scientist who knows how to take things in jest, who loves Skyrim, 90's X-files episodes, particularly the spooky ones with biting humor that take place in the woods, she loves to consume Mead, and, she also likes to READ, actual, factual paper books w...

Lecture 15: Faux Poet: With Your Last Words Written Down, Double Down; When Your Effulgence is in Doubt, Triple Shout--How to Compound Your Artistic Abilities and Fracture Your Dulling Debilities 21.04.2025

Greetings Faux Poets and Writer Ghosts, If you can, aloud, read it, the listeners need it! Why stop at one when an unknown, unnamed not fullyrealized trilogy you've just begun. It is that uncertainty that can be fun, and when you find yourself in that sweet, sticky place between wrapping up two and dreaming up three, you have already won, you are, on the cusp, in the throes of a poetry spree....

Pick 666: Slick Flick Bloodbath Pick: Electroshocker Psychotherapy--Blood Vat Bath on the Warpath; Bulletproof Price/Gent of Dismemberment (VannaCUTT the F*** Up); (House on Haunted Hill, 1999) 15.04.2025

Enter, with us, you cinematic fanatics, into the realm of film's fantasy while we unwind the grind of reality… We offer you: Pick 666: Slick Flick Bloodbath Pick: Electroshocker Psychotherapy--Blood Vat Bath on the Warpath; Bulletproof Price/Gent of Dismemberment (VannaCUTT the F*** Up); (House on Haunted Hill, 1999) *Special Low-Rent, Faux, Half Price Feature* Today, we discuss--why some amus...

Lecture 14: Faux Poet: Creativity Swept when the Promise of a Concept Goes Unkept--How to Break Free and Keep Your Poetry Both Profound and Carefree (Gracious Guest Lecture with Brother Jameson) 04.04.2025

Here is an Irish dude with a winning can do attitude, who attends open mic's with kindness, miles from rude, who swiftly downs a Jameson shot before delivering his poignant words of life, love, loss and all of the imponderables in-between, I have heard of a red faced Irish temper, but this Irishman seems to prefer benevolence and generous acts tobeing mean. He is the guy who has many candles b...

Pick 71: Slick Flick Pick: Maritime Mealtime--Dropped Shark Tooth, Submerged Truth and an Oceanic Sleuth (Amity Means Abandon Ship); (Jaws, 1975) 27.03.2025

Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesisto that stale a** chair, I just mentioned, zoom in and zone out as we unwind the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick. JAWS is the flick, so very slick, hence our fstars pick! When Slick Flick Pick is near, swim only in clothes, rarely alone and never right at daybrea...

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