Botched: A D&D Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The season finale! It all comes down to this! The group has Smiling Tom of Wonder in hand and a horde of beasties between them and the Sky Baby. If they can somehow get close enough to kill the thing, there’s still the problem of the monsters themselves.  If they can make it through the battle, what then? Will they immediately put a bullet in Smiling Tom? Wi...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The penultimate episode of Season 7! This is the calm before the storm as the group has to figure out a way back into the West. The boat is just about to arrive at the cliffs, but getting up top will not be easy. While Gizzard tries to solve for X, the rest of the group is getting chatty with Smiling Tom. A little bit of backstory before the end? Hell this i...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  All of a sudden the tables have turned and the group has Smiling Tom, the big bad of Season 7, on the end of a leash. It doesn’t seem to be particularly pleasant for Smiling Tom, but then, the group doesn’t really care about that. They have to get around the West to get to that Sky Baby. They certainly can’t go through the west and a sea of ravenous monsters...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  With the town of Sergio overrun with monsters the group flees! Luckily, they did manage to find the Colt, the one thing that can kill the Skunt Baby. The tough part is going to be getting close enough to use it. As they are being chased by these heinous monsters, they notice Smiling Tom, along with what’s left of his men are following not far behind. However...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  We are joined by an extra special guest! Josh of Nintendo Power Cast ! Josh is playing the actual sheriff of Sergio this time! If you thought things were crazy before, now the town has completely lost its mind. The mine was detonated, and the corrupting gold is raining down all over it. It has caused the townsfolk, once trying to leave to avoid monsters, to...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  We are joined by an extra special guest! Josh of Nintendo Power Cast ! Josh is playing the sheriff of Sergio, as the group arrives. Everything in the city of Sergio is going crazy now that there is a swarm of demonic monsters spreading across the land. Before too long, they’ll cover the entire Wild West! In the meantime, the group needs the help of the sheri...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Felita has made a deal with Smiling Tom, for the God of Chaos himself, Wonder! However, there’s no telling what that actually means or when the deal will take place. Meanwhile, the rest of the group, while completely drunk plans to sneak into The Winchester stronghold, aka, the Pele Palace to get The Colt. However, the issue with breaking into a place to ste...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The group has successfully robbed a train! They also ran said train into the city of Unforgiven and blew it up. People will definitely remember them for that! Oh wait, no one knows that they did it. Also, by blowing up the city, they drew the attention of the sky baby who has now sent out hordes of its demon spawn in all directions.  They have decided to hea...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The group continues to fight on a train! Unfortunately for the DM, apparently every movie and video has lied about the volatility of gunpowder. Shooting a brick of it, apparently will not cause it to go off, and in turn set off two train cars filled with it, killing the entire party with less than ten episodes in the season. How disappointing.  The group has...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The group finally got their train heist! However, they will not be doing this alone. They will be joined by a super special guest! Jeff Randle, one of the guys behind the MCU Podcast! The group finds themselves smack dab in the middle of the train. These train cars don’t seem to be too heavily guarded in the middle, mostly the front and back. However, the tr...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  As it turns out, Skrothor didn’t murder THIS particular set of people. It seems someone really wants to set the group up to take a fall.  On top of that, this particular perpetrator can shapeshift into other people quickly! Gizzard was in hot pursuit, but as he soon found out, he’s come face to face with himself. Now the two are running off together, but pro...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  After having defeated the rattle snake hydra, Skrothor finally got his eyes back! Now the group can enjoy a long and well deserved rest… Except, someone has been murdered! As the group continues to investigate, more and more bodies start showing up, and all signs point to Skrothor! They will need to clear his name and find the culprit before the mob dishes o...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  We are joined once again by our super special guest Rob Kristofferson from the Our Strange Skies Podcast! The group decides to have a nice relaxing brunch before setting off in search of the deadly hydra. However, they find that a cave of traps awaits them before opening up into a gigantic cavern filled not just with a hydra, but its many clutches of eggs. T...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  We are joined by a super special guest! Rob Kristofferson from the Our Strange Skies Podcast! The group runs into a new “ally” in a blue Firbolg! They also meet the leader of this town, the mysterious, yet incredibly musical Harmonica. Before they set off on a quest to kill the dangerous hydra in a nearby cave, the group decides to scope out the town and see...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Now that the group is back together, it’s time to deal with that awful Mayoriff who turned them into the villain after they loudly announce their plans constantly, while ruining his town. What a terrible guy that Mayoriff.  Once that’s done, the group has to figure out where to head next. How about a brand new city! Sure, they tend to wear out their welcome,...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  A Steve-centric episode! Clancy has been separated from the group and has fallen deep into the dead city. On the bright side, the winged death creature doesn’t seem to be following Clancy. However, on the bottom of this city, it seems the citizens didn’t fare much better than those up above. The ground is made up of the skeletons of thousands of people. It i...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Steve is still out this week, so the crew must go on without him! The group has managed to escape the clutches of a winged creature of death…but for how long? Not to mention there’s all this red lightning, a giant skygina or skash if you will. Admiral Gizzard being the curious soul that he is, decides to go and investigate this vertical sky opening. However,...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! So much for the group getting back together. Clancy has fallen off to nowhere, into the blackness of this long dead city.  Meanwhile Felita is flying towards a chain at high speed, but it’s a chain the size of a large building. If she were to miss it or hit it head on, it could lead to her death. Oh, and did I mention that unkillable monstrosity is still foll...

 Botched: A D&D Podcast allows you to ride along with a group of drunken friends (assholes), as they play through an actual session of 5th Edition Dungeons and Dragons. A comedy podcast for people who are veteran basement dwelling dragon slayers to people who’ve never picked up the game. Listen in, learn a thing or two, and be inspired to go play some DnD with your friends! Post Text: Welcome...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Jenna has been gone for a few weeks, but now she has returned! We have to find out what happened to Felita, while the gang has been hopping through dimensions! Felita has been captured by Smiling Tom and taken to his headquarters in Tombstone. Thrown in the Dungeon, Felita is given an offer by Tom and left to think on it. Felita can’t be contained though!  Wh...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The group has been split up! Felita is still missing! The group has bigger issues at the moment. There is a pedestal of skulls currently filling the room with blood. Only a few options, but the group can be quite industrious when circumstances are dire. The only issue is, the method for escape they use instead draws them into another plane of existence. With...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Skrothor is a little worse for wear, since he doesn’t have talons or skin on his hands, he doesn’t have a beak, or skin on his face, AND he’s blind! On the bright side, the group now has an official Birdcorp Trap Tester. Before them stands an altar of skulls with blood running out of them, a statue of death, and what appears to be some kind of phylactery. It...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! The crew has their sights set on destroying another magical creature, in the hopes that it leads to magical weapons and armor. This time they’re taking on a stone giant! This giant, however, seems to be guarding something of value… First order of business will be to take out the giant, and then get all the goodies. However, things don’t go exactly as planned...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! If you didn’t already know, Tristan made a bet that he could eat an entire rotisserie chicken in less than 4 minutes. If he was successful, he got magical Roc powers. However, he was not successful. If you want to check out his failure, you can do so on our youtube! The group continues to just pester the hell out of this small town. They are bleeding it dry o...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! A wild roc has appeared! The group finally faces off with this beast that they’ve heard so much about. It’s definitely to save the local children and not because they want magical items. However, this roc also seems to have fire abilities, making it all the more dangerous. The team does have a lasso turret on their side. And the formidable Captain Gizzard, th...