Botched: A D&D Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! It’s a dark and stormy night. The MTF squad known as “The Creepy Crawlies” has just completed a deadly mission, and only 3 of them made it out alive. They need somewhere to ride out this storm before returning to their own site. Site 69 just happens to be the closest Site available. Once inside, the SCP in quest...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Before Site 69 can do anything with the information they picked up from The Liar’s Cradle, there is an emergency that requires the SCP Foundation’s attention. SCP-1983, otherwise known as the “Doorway to Nowhere” is under foundation observation. A researcher, without permission, ventured inside.  He is very impo...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The Site 69 Researchers have relocated temporarily, along with a large contingent of D-Class to the newly secure facility in Spain. The 0-5 Council is letting the leadership of Site 69 experiment on and utilize SCP-2128 otherwise known as The Liar’s Cradle. This anomalous creation appears to be able to discern t...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! This week we are traveling to Spain! Specifically to a small city with a nearby castle. The city itself seems to be stuck in the dark ages as the religious cult that oversees it controls everything. This cult, otherwise known as the Brazen Heart, operates in a nearby castle and abducts anyone who questions them....

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! As the 05 Council continues to evaluate possible next steps to avoid the end of the world, a possible SCP encounter has come through. A rather strange one to boot! Apparently, a ghost showed up to a family’s home, ate their son, and then sat down to watch TV.  So, the SCP Foundation sent their best undercover fi...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Well, what do you know, the MTF known as “Used Tampons” actually managed to bring back a living cultist, and without anyone on their own team dying! Shocking! With the cultist back at Site 69, the researchers have to figure out where to go from here. At first they go through his belongings, with a D-class of cou...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The Gulag Party Dogs, somehow, have stopped the spread of this strange affliction from reaching the city. However, they still need to get to the source of the problem, the cultists.  They’ll need to go around the now burning fields, and back into the forest to fully investigate. However, the forest is a great hi...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Philip has returned! As such, the 05 Council has instructed Site 69 to analyze the letter that was found at the MC&D LTD raid. While it seemed to be just an odd love letter, it was actually a coded message. The group, while not the brightest all the time, manage to decipher the message and determine that the...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! As it turns out, the secret selling of anomalies was being perpetrated by the nefarious organization known as Marshall, Carter, & Dark LTD. But who exactly were they selling the anomalies to? While they try to solve that puzzle, they begin to sift through some of the anomalies. Two in particular. One seems t...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The SCP Foundation has been given a tip that there is a secret meeting going on between two unknown parties in a remote warehouse in Chicago, IL.  A small MTF force is dispatched to investigate the situation, detain any individuals involved if possible, and recover any possible anomalies they find, or at the ver...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Reports have come in from, of course, Ohio, that there are strange occurrences coming out of a particular mall. People feel as though they are being watched. Some even saying they see faceless individuals chasing people. Site 69 is on the case! They have employed a few Foundation members as Mall employees to kee...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The 0-5 Council has started trying to find assets to help with the possibility of SCP-001 When Day Breaks. Instead of prevention, they are looking at assets that could help, should the event occur. Who better than medical professionals! While the SCP Foundation already has some of the world’s greatest minds at t...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! As the O-5 Council continues to analyze the data collected in the alternate universe regarding SCP-001 “When Day Breaks,” Site 69 is alerted to a possible anomalous event in China. There is a very remote village where everyone was reporting severe headaches. A doctor was dispatched, and no one was ever heard fro...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Site 69 has their first real investigation! While the 05 Council sifts through the footage recovered during the alternate universe’s XK Class end of the world scenario, they forward along a strange occurrence in Cincinnati, OH.  A small, seemingly abandoned house, is teeming with cats, but no sign of the owner. ...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8 has arrived! This is our live show at Dragoncon 2023! If you’re wondering why the audio quality is a little different from most other episodes, its because we recorded it live in a grand ballroom in front of a live audience! If you want to catch the start of Botched Seasons, head to Dragoncon and come see our live show! Our story tonight begins with...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  This is the prologue for our new season! This season is focused all around SCP! What is SCP? Well, the easiest way to define it would be that it's kind of like X-files, but beholden to no world governments and they operate worldwide. This is a community written series of official sounding documents all about anomalies.  What are anomalies? You’ll find ou...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The season finale! It all comes down to this! The group has Smiling Tom of Wonder in hand and a horde of beasties between them and the Sky Baby. If they can somehow get close enough to kill the thing, there’s still the problem of the monsters themselves.  If they can make it through the battle, what then? Will they immediately put a bullet in Smiling Tom? Wi...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The penultimate episode of Season 7! This is the calm before the storm as the group has to figure out a way back into the West. The boat is just about to arrive at the cliffs, but getting up top will not be easy. While Gizzard tries to solve for X, the rest of the group is getting chatty with Smiling Tom. A little bit of backstory before the end? Hell this i...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  All of a sudden the tables have turned and the group has Smiling Tom, the big bad of Season 7, on the end of a leash. It doesn’t seem to be particularly pleasant for Smiling Tom, but then, the group doesn’t really care about that. They have to get around the West to get to that Sky Baby. They certainly can’t go through the west and a sea of ravenous monsters...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  With the town of Sergio overrun with monsters the group flees! Luckily, they did manage to find the Colt, the one thing that can kill the Skunt Baby. The tough part is going to be getting close enough to use it. As they are being chased by these heinous monsters, they notice Smiling Tom, along with what’s left of his men are following not far behind. However...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  We are joined by an extra special guest! Josh of Nintendo Power Cast ! Josh is playing the actual sheriff of Sergio this time! If you thought things were crazy before, now the town has completely lost its mind. The mine was detonated, and the corrupting gold is raining down all over it. It has caused the townsfolk, once trying to leave to avoid monsters, to...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  We are joined by an extra special guest! Josh of Nintendo Power Cast ! Josh is playing the sheriff of Sergio, as the group arrives. Everything in the city of Sergio is going crazy now that there is a swarm of demonic monsters spreading across the land. Before too long, they’ll cover the entire Wild West! In the meantime, the group needs the help of the sheri...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Felita has made a deal with Smiling Tom, for the God of Chaos himself, Wonder! However, there’s no telling what that actually means or when the deal will take place. Meanwhile, the rest of the group, while completely drunk plans to sneak into The Winchester stronghold, aka, the Pele Palace to get The Colt. However, the issue with breaking into a place to ste...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The group has successfully robbed a train! They also ran said train into the city of Unforgiven and blew it up. People will definitely remember them for that! Oh wait, no one knows that they did it. Also, by blowing up the city, they drew the attention of the sky baby who has now sent out hordes of its demon spawn in all directions.  They have decided to hea...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The group continues to fight on a train! Unfortunately for the DM, apparently every movie and video has lied about the volatility of gunpowder. Shooting a brick of it, apparently will not cause it to go off, and in turn set off two train cars filled with it, killing the entire party with less than ten episodes in the season. How disappointing.  The group has...