Botched: A D&D Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Finally, the puzzle dungeon of the creepy old Caretaker is over! One wonders if he was the one that built the dungeon in the first place? With wand in hand, they make their way back to Caretaker’s hut in his pocket dimension. Upon arriving however, there is a stranger being held captive. A strange Tabaxi who was caught snooping by the Caretaker, and wouldn’t...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The group continues to trudge their way through this strangely perverted dungeon, in order to find a special wand for the creepy old man who can decipher the ancient tome. Who even built this place? Is it possible, the pervert built it, just to send adventurers through the gauntlet for his entertainment? They must battle against undead horrors and solve dang...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  After talking to the Time Wizard, the group is on a fetch quest to find a wand in an ancient dungeon. What will this dungeon hold for the party? Probably traps, boogums, and puzzles. If the party survives, achieve at locating and acquiring the wand, the Time Wizard will translate the book of the dead for the party. Will Orlok try to wipe the party? Will Scru...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The party has a book they can't read, so they do the only thing possible, go to the library. They have it on good authority, that someone name Eucalyptus, will be able to transcribe this book. AH SHIT, it's another fetch quest, and the party is off to find what's at the end of these breadcrumbs. Will we ever find someone to read this book? Will w...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  When a mysterious book appears at the front of their compound, in a langue that no one understands, Terry's Tough Guys are forced out on a quest. With their top crack Sky Yacht pilot, they head to the one place that has the wisest elders, New Monk City. With book in had, they fly north to New Monk City, hoping to get some new magical items because, oh ye...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Utilizing their skill, knowledge, dumb luck, and the fact they happen to have a paladin with them, the group managed to make it to the lair of Talona the goddess of disease and pestilence. Their main goal was to stop a zombie plague, and after tugging that string, they ended up with a goddess. However, they have come up with a solution where the goddess will...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Having made it off of the continent of Yggep alive, the group now sails towards where a fisherman told them he first encountered the zombie plague. Not long after setting sail in their small watercraft, they discover the waters of the ocean are thick and black like the goo on the mainland.  They also discover that the creatures of the ocean have also been af...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Lucky for the group they brought a paladin who is immune to disease! Without the threat of contracting this plague, Sir Goblin is praying…really hard…with the local priest. Meanwhile, his allies decide to study the nearby forrest before coming to find their ally. Once they’re joined together again, they decide to find the first victim of this plague. If they...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Now that Wingbowl is over, it’s time to get back to work! A plague has broken out in the Kingdom of Yggep! The land between Alurys and Yggep has been blocked, in the hopes of keeping out this horrible disease. It’s not entirely unlike a zombie outbreak, but with some added danger that goes above and beyond a zombie plague.  Three new adventurers are tasked w...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Wingbowl 33 has been a resounding success thus far! People have poured in from all around the world to witness the finest in wing related events. With half the competition in the bag that leaves only a few more events! Chase the Chicken, the hot sauce, and wing cooking competitions, and lastly, and most importantly, the wing eating contest! Not everyone real...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Welcome To Wing Bowl! It is the 33rd annual Wing Bowl and our competitors are hungry for blood and chicken. The locals will have to compete in different events to have the chance to be crowned King of the Wing! The contestants will be pushed to their limits on all fronts. Starting with an pepper spray fill obstacle course, and ending with a wing eating compe...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The crew has arrived relatively close to Scalipoli, however, they have run into a slew of dead bodies around the tracks. Whether they be in the woods, on the tracks, or up the mountain side. To make matters worse, one of the members has been turned into a fungus person! This is especially bad since the group is a bunch of new age drug addicts. Enlisting the...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The Terry’s Tough Guys Wingbowl is almost here! Terry better get to digging that pit! But in the meantime, things need to be done in the world. They are tasked with investigating the Lizardfolk town of Scalipoli, on the southern most point of the continent of Kix.  Of course, they assign the worst possible group to do it. A group of “differently housed” indi...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  We have a special guest! Stephen Adams is still here and he’s playing Marbles! A devilish accountant in Avernus. The group is going to need all the help they can get, as they try to make their way out of the Hells.  They’ve just finished climbing the cloaca of the castle itself and are now inside! They find themselves in some sort of strange meat room/bathro...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  We have a special guest! Stephen Adams! He is playing some sort of accountant-type demon in Avernus. The group is going to need all the help they can get, as they try to make their way out of the Hells.  After agitating Asmodeus, there’s no clear way out, but luckily their new ally knows of a way out! They just have to find one of the Arch Demon strongholds....

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Orlok, at the last minute, grabbed the butler demon as he was porting away. This leave Orlok and the demon alone to talk about a new secret deal. While talking to the butler demon, a new friend arrives and they're sent on a side quest into the worse part of hell....Baton Rouge Will Orlok take the deal and fuck over his friends? Will his new found demon f...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Stuck in hell, the group has to interact with arch devils and super demons. They're still looking for that lost rock and continue to try to sniff it out. They finally get to meet the one who summoned them down to hell, Asmodeus, and he offers them a problem for the God War happening up on the overworld Will the group make a deal with the devil? Will Guk...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  As the group starts planning their 1st annual Wing Bowl, fighting with Terry, a mysterious character comes to the Terry Tough Guys headquarters, inviting them to a meeting with his Lord. The group takes a trip to meet his lord and meet some fun characters during the dinner party. Will the group make it out of hell safe? Will Guk Guk upset one of the demons t...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The group of adventurers, with children in hard, try to make their way out of Tiamat's castle. Armed with nothing but their idiotic looks, the group find a ladder that heads for the sewers. Will they get out in time, will the children be brought back home safely, will Scrum ever figure out that his two friends are hiding a fortune from him? Also, where t...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The group, in their infinite wisdom, decided the best way to enter a room was to kick a door in. The door wasn’t locked or anything like that, but they just couldn’t help themselves. Unfortunately for them, that room happened to be a spawning pool for dragons, and now a young adult dragon knows exactly where they are! Losing any element of surprise, and bein...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The group has headed to God’s Wrath to figure out what Tiamat is up to! They've made it inside the castle and are working their way room to room. With Scrum dumb and Guk Guk a donkey, will they be able to get through without dying? Many traps and troubles lay ahead for them.  Can donkeys climb ropes? Will Scrum ever find true love? Do you know who the st...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Tristan is feeling under the weather, so for this episode and the next he is out of commission…I mean…Orloc has to get a penis or something. In the meantime, the group has to head to God’s Wrath and figure out what Tiamat is up to! They’ve made a deal with Gazur to receive safe passage. Of course, they can’t do it without agitating the crap out of him. But,...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Now that they have procured travel to God’s Wrath, in pursuit of all the missing dragons, they decide they should be well armed. They head to the nearby city, run by Rabbit folk, in hopes of obtaining a “god gun.” They’ve heard a rumor that there exists a secret weapon strong enough to destroy a god. Of course, the group has to make travel arrangements, but...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The king has sent a special envoy to the Terry’s Tough Guy HQ in order to give them a special and secret mission of the utmost importance! Dragons have fled the lands. However, they’ve been taking gold, magic items, and people with them on the way out! They have seemingly all gone to a place called God’s Wrath, which is a land that only Dragons can reach. Th...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  In today's adventure, the group attempts to save Goliaton by stopping the encroaching lycanthropes. They must venture into the lair of the god of lycanthropes and figure out a way to stop them. Joined by @JennaChil and @alexwithbirds , our heroes set sail to see where the problem stems from. Will they find a way to destroy this lycan god? Perhaps convinc...