Botched: A D&D Podcast

Tourists can sometimes be quite the nuisance. In the country of Japan, a pair of American tourists find themselves trying to enjoy the night life. They’re only able to be respectful for so long before falling back on their base instincts. However, before they can cause too many problems, the entire power grid of Hiroshima goes out, and the city is left in darkness. Stuck in the dark and not sure w...

Many people have attempted to scale the imposing Mount Everest. Fewer survive to tell the tale, and even fewer still make it all the way to the top. Normally, those who attempt the climb have…you know…trained for it…or are in some way qualified…but sometimes there are idiots. This story follows 3 such idiots. They come from completely different backgrounds, with completely different reasons for wa...

In the woods of the UK, a voice calls out to anyone brave enough to listen. A call to adventure! In this instance, two very troubled children investigate this voice. As per usual, the adults don’t believe what their children tell them, and this leads to a bit of an investigation, before the SCP Foundation must step in and stop whatever is in the wood from continuing to cause trouble. What is in th...

"My name is Forrest", he'd casually remark With a mysterious VHS is showing up and whoever thinks too much about the script, ends up dead, the SCP Foundation sends out some researchers to nab it. Though, if you look too deeply into the wording of the film, you seem to get infected by something. Will the new researchers be able to figure out how to stop this? Is this a worldwide Mande...

With a facility breach in a normally safe site, the 05 council sends out some qualified site directors to analyze the damage. With their guide(dog), Dr. Kain Pathos Crow, the group goes through each room to see what has been taken and why this has happened. Will these new site directors get to the bottom of this? Will they inevitably bark up the wrong tree with Dr. Crow? Will they Magoo their way...

Season 11 has arrived and we are back in the SCP Universe! As per usual, we kick off the season, live at Dragon Con in Atlanta, Georgia in front of our biggest audience! While researchers are studying an anomalous item for its effects, a new researcher enters the scene, only to turn out to be something far more nefarious. All hell breaks loose as anomalies are coming in from different dimensions,...

This is it! The finale of Season 10! The group has taken on a task to create a new God for their universe in the hopes of stopping it from imploding. Each universe is odd and different, and yet somewhat familiar to the players themselves. Each time they jump to the next universe, the question is “will this be the last one?” What universes will they visit in this final episode? What tasks must they...

The penultimate episode! Only one more to go after this one folks! After finally making it out of the god dimension…it is pretty apparent that the group screwed everything up. Even though they were told many times that what they were doing was going to destroy the world.  Understandably, everyone hates them. However, the King of Alurys gives a possible solution. They could make a new God. It isn’t...

With all the ritual components in place, Scrum and Orlok try to end this once and for all. Little did they know, a thunder God has been watching them the entire time. Knowing they can't bring Buttons down by themselves, the group prays to their Dark Lords and hope for a response, if not some help. Will the Dark Lords answer the call or push it to VM, Will the Hypnotoad lick someone's speci...

We are this close to the end…and yet…the best idea that GODS can come up with to stop mortals…is a train car made of chickens. And not even to kill them. To catch them so they can put them to sleep…for some reason. These really are the worst gods in the entire godly pantheon. That being said, they need some sort of bait. Luckily they just brought new life back to Guk Guk. With Guk Guk on one of th...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The group has almost finished collecting all the components for the spell that will close all the godly portals tied to their world, once and for all! Of course, this will also destroy their world, but it’s the principle of the matter! Buttons has put the call out to all gods to gain their aid in stopping these “heroes” before they are successful. Answering...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The group has entered the final stretch of the season and they are…doing kind of what you would expect…annoying every npc they can find. Now that they know what they need, and where to find most of it, they set off. First, a godly antique shop, in the hopes of finding treasured items. Only to find out, the one currency in this realm: worship, is something th...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Steve is back! The end of the season is rapidly approaching! Terry’s Tough Guys are going on what could very well be their final mission: traveling to the realm of the gods, and closing off the ability for the gods to interact with the mortal world. The first order of business is getting to that realm. They have to travel through the violent magical maelstro...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  We are joined by special guest Charles Mcfall! Find his newest show: Little Brown Pill on all your podcatchers! You can also find him over at https://linktr.ee/rgop42 The emissaries of the gods have slowly been tearing the world of Terry’s Tough Guys apart. First, Terry, now the rest of the world. They go after Gazur, in the hopes of using him to inflame the...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  We are joined by special guest Charles Mcfall! Find his newest show: Little Brown Pill on all your podcatchers! You can also find him over at https://linktr.ee/rgop42 While the group continues down the path of trying to block off access to their world from all gods (except the devils), the God’s have caught wind of their plan! They send their avatars to inve...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Finally, the puzzle dungeon of the creepy old Caretaker is over! One wonders if he was the one that built the dungeon in the first place? With wand in hand, they make their way back to Caretaker’s hut in his pocket dimension. Upon arriving however, there is a stranger being held captive. A strange Tabaxi who was caught snooping by the Caretaker, and wouldn’t...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The group continues to trudge their way through this strangely perverted dungeon, in order to find a special wand for the creepy old man who can decipher the ancient tome. Who even built this place? Is it possible, the pervert built it, just to send adventurers through the gauntlet for his entertainment? They must battle against undead horrors and solve dang...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  After talking to the Time Wizard, the group is on a fetch quest to find a wand in an ancient dungeon. What will this dungeon hold for the party? Probably traps, boogums, and puzzles. If the party survives, achieve at locating and acquiring the wand, the Time Wizard will translate the book of the dead for the party. Will Orlok try to wipe the party? Will Scru...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The party has a book they can't read, so they do the only thing possible, go to the library. They have it on good authority, that someone name Eucalyptus, will be able to transcribe this book. AH SHIT, it's another fetch quest, and the party is off to find what's at the end of these breadcrumbs. Will we ever find someone to read this book? Will w...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  When a mysterious book appears at the front of their compound, in a langue that no one understands, Terry's Tough Guys are forced out on a quest. With their top crack Sky Yacht pilot, they head to the one place that has the wisest elders, New Monk City. With book in had, they fly north to New Monk City, hoping to get some new magical items because, oh ye...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Utilizing their skill, knowledge, dumb luck, and the fact they happen to have a paladin with them, the group managed to make it to the lair of Talona the goddess of disease and pestilence. Their main goal was to stop a zombie plague, and after tugging that string, they ended up with a goddess. However, they have come up with a solution where the goddess will...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Having made it off of the continent of Yggep alive, the group now sails towards where a fisherman told them he first encountered the zombie plague. Not long after setting sail in their small watercraft, they discover the waters of the ocean are thick and black like the goo on the mainland.  They also discover that the creatures of the ocean have also been af...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Lucky for the group they brought a paladin who is immune to disease! Without the threat of contracting this plague, Sir Goblin is praying…really hard…with the local priest. Meanwhile, his allies decide to study the nearby forrest before coming to find their ally. Once they’re joined together again, they decide to find the first victim of this plague. If they...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Now that Wingbowl is over, it’s time to get back to work! A plague has broken out in the Kingdom of Yggep! The land between Alurys and Yggep has been blocked, in the hopes of keeping out this horrible disease. It’s not entirely unlike a zombie outbreak, but with some added danger that goes above and beyond a zombie plague.  Three new adventurers are tasked w...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Wingbowl 33 has been a resounding success thus far! People have poured in from all around the world to witness the finest in wing related events. With half the competition in the bag that leaves only a few more events! Chase the Chicken, the hot sauce, and wing cooking competitions, and lastly, and most importantly, the wing eating contest! Not everyone real...