Botched: A D&D Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  In today's adventure, we set sail to Goliaton, where they are dealing with a nasty werewolf problem. Joined by  @JennaChil  and  @alexwithbirds , our heroes set sail to see where the problem stems from. Can they find the Lycan den, can they work together as a group, can Dennis not kill Philips annoying character? Find out now on Botched Podcast! For more...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The stage is set, and it’s time for the first ever Tough Guy Tryout Fitness Challenge! There are hundreds of people waiting to get in, and there isn’t even enough space for everyone in line! The guys got a special guest speaker to get everything started before the games begin. They announce all the different tiers, and how each person will be separated. Howe...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Somehow the Terry’s Toughguy Adventuring Guild is finding some sort of success. To a degree. Because they’ve been having more luck than others, the King of Alurys sends an emissary to ask the leaders of the guild to hold a large tryout, in the hopes of attracting adventurers to their skill level. At the same time, Orlok returns! Sure, he’s now a robot vampir...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Having barely survived the cave filled with Wendigos and some other mysterious figure, what’s left of the group has to head back to town to lick their wounds. They call in reinforcements in the hopes of being able to tackle this nearly impossible goal. With a new plan in mind they descend once again into the cave only to find that things are even more dire t...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  After a night of fighting of skinwalkers, our "heros" hide in a well... Is h e the savior, does he know what's going on? Will the party just say the hell with it,and make peace with the skinwalkers? A  Is he the scWe now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  A new batch of adventurers has been tasked with investigating a small seaside town to determine what exactly is going on. As it turns out…the town is being stalked by wendigos! The group spent their entire day prepping for every possible outcome…just kidding. They screwed around and then panicked when the sun went down. Now they are stuck in a house with a l...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The group are alerted to abductions taking place in Octopolis, a small coastal village on the continent of Kix. This village is inhabited solely by Octopolians (Octopus people). Something is snatching residents from both the land and the sea. Upon arriving, the dispatched adventurers find that the residents are all scared to leave their homes. They dig up wh...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Liath and Little PP start heading towards the old factory on the other side of the jungle. Before they get too far, a random sky car falls into the tree above. A birdman named Urk falls out of the tree and agrees to help them on their journey, but something's not right on this island. Can they figure out how to start up this once prominent factory? Who t...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The Slobinski Twins come back from their job to find out their bosses are not too pleased with their performance and they're going to have to send someone to finish the job. In the meantime, Patches has hit the docks to hire some adventurers to somehow revive Orlok from Death's grips. Will these new adventurers be successful? Will there be close up m...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  As fog slowly creeps into the island, our adventurers try to find some respite in the tavern. They're still investing the source of the fog while trying not to get creeped out by the local zeluts  Will they survive, will Cthulhu come to brunch? Will  Hammond Chamberlain⁠  ever join us again? Find out today on Botched. We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The first mission that our intrepid adventurers have hired someone else to do is underway! These hirelings have gone to the mysterious island of Jeris. They’ve crashed onto this foggy island and our greeted by the overly friendly locals. Upon landing on the island they make a new ally! This ally is played by the fantastic Hammond Chamberlain !  They slowly i...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Now that the dungeon of death has been dealt with, and the adventuring guild has been built, it’s time to go on missions! Well, not the main characters anyways. No sense in getting your hands dirty. They’re just going to hire out that work! There is an island just off the western coast called Jeris. This is an island renowned for their trade, but since the c...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Yup, we're still in this stupid dungeon that Dennis made. More of a meat grinder than a dungeon but I'm not a naming guy, I'm just a dwarf who has the pleasure of going in.  Is there any end in sight? Will there be any treasure if we get through this? Will there be a TPK? Did Dennis's mother eat a straight Tylenol diet when she was pregnant w...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  A pair of dwarves, messing around in a cemetery, happen to find the entrance to a temple devoted to death! The orcs warned them, but good times called. Now with a tantalizing dungeon near their facility, it must be explored! Not by them of course. They outsource that kind of thing now. Send in the dwarves! There appears to be three different paths. And each...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The gang heads into the woods after securing funds from the King to set up an adventuring company  Something, however, is in the woods watching them, stalking them, recording their every move. Terry thinks he can help the boys if Old Guk Guk would just give him a sec to think. Are these haunted lands? Will Terry finally get one over on Guk Guk? Will there be...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Poor Orlok! Getting into a pissing contest is apparently a very dangerous affair…because he exploded into a bunch of meat slop. Waste not, want not. The group, not wanting to waste any time, quickly boards the train to Alurys. On the train, they meet a couple of very helpful and reasonable robots, which of course the group pesters. Terry’s contract issues ar...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  After our heroes barely escaped Dethcob, they took to the road to speak with the king. They have to make a many day journey on foot to Talton, a halfling village, where they can catch the train to the capital city. The road will be a challenge though as they lead a group of 40 safely out of the town in hopes to find refuge. Will our travelers get to Talton s...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  This is our 10th Season of Botched Podcast! As per usual, we are kicking things off live at Dragon Con, so you may notice the audio quality isn’t quite up to our normal standards, and you may also notice a whole lot of people laughing, clapping, and getting pretty toasty in the background (partially because we gave them beer). We return to our fantasy roots...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The time has come! It is our final episode of Season 9! We will be saying goodbye to SCP for now, but who knows, maybe it’ll reappear in the future! In the meantime, we got a season finale to attend to! In this final episode there is no SCP to contain. Instead, it is time for the dreaded…employee evaluations! The 05 Council has sent a team of insightful and...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The fallout from the elderly care facility continues! As it turns out, this problem is a lot bigger than just one nursing home. It appears that this anomaly is spreading across the world. The researchers try to figure out what is causing this strange disease and how it spreads, but there doesn’t seem to be a rhyme or reason to it. Finally they decide to rele...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  We open in Arizona at an assisted living facility. The employees are tired of having to deal with these old people, day in and day out.  But something lurks in the shadows and feeds off the dispare. Will the employees finally snap and kill one of these old people? Will the elderly patients escape and run free? Will someone please stop shitting their pants ev...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Freedom is a wonderful thing. Some people think it’s being able to say what you want. Some people think it's the ability to eat as many hotdogs as you want. But in reality, freedom is the ability to live in a home made shack under a bridge in California, starting your own hotdog cart business. This episode just so happens to introduce 3 such free people....

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Dog walking is a dangerous business. You never know what you’re walking into each day. It could be a 116 pound Newfoundland…or a 1 pound chihuahua. Regardless of the size, based on the temperament, they can really cause some serious issues. A group of dog walkers happen to find something that spooks their pooches, and some of them run off into the woods. Not...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Sometimes you just want to let off a little steam. A great way for some people to do that is to drink socially. However, sometimes that can go off the rails when you’re drinking in the city at 3am. Drinking something called a “Joe Descuidado”.  One of the problems of drinking so much is that you are not as aware of your surroundings. Sometimes, things can ha...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  If there's one thing Jersey is known for, it's watches. That's why everyone gets their watches from Bagels. Bagels is located just 3 blocks down from Watches Bagels on 34th Street. But all's not right with these watches, or these bagels now that I think of it.... Where do we buy bagels, where do we buy watches? What the fuck is a wheesle hole...