Botched: A D&D Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Welcome To Wing Bowl! It is the 33rd annual Wing Bowl and our competitors are hungry for blood and chicken. The locals will have to compete in different events to have the chance to be crowned King of the Wing! The contestants will be pushed to their limits on all fronts. Starting with an pepper spray fill obstacle course, and ending with a wing eating compe...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The crew has arrived relatively close to Scalipoli, however, they have run into a slew of dead bodies around the tracks. Whether they be in the woods, on the tracks, or up the mountain side. To make matters worse, one of the members has been turned into a fungus person! This is especially bad since the group is a bunch of new age drug addicts. Enlisting the...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The Terry’s Tough Guys Wingbowl is almost here! Terry better get to digging that pit! But in the meantime, things need to be done in the world. They are tasked with investigating the Lizardfolk town of Scalipoli, on the southern most point of the continent of Kix.  Of course, they assign the worst possible group to do it. A group of “differently housed” indi...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  We have a special guest! Stephen Adams is still here and he’s playing Marbles! A devilish accountant in Avernus. The group is going to need all the help they can get, as they try to make their way out of the Hells.  They’ve just finished climbing the cloaca of the castle itself and are now inside! They find themselves in some sort of strange meat room/bathro...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  We have a special guest! Stephen Adams! He is playing some sort of accountant-type demon in Avernus. The group is going to need all the help they can get, as they try to make their way out of the Hells.  After agitating Asmodeus, there’s no clear way out, but luckily their new ally knows of a way out! They just have to find one of the Arch Demon strongholds....

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Orlok, at the last minute, grabbed the butler demon as he was porting away. This leave Orlok and the demon alone to talk about a new secret deal. While talking to the butler demon, a new friend arrives and they're sent on a side quest into the worse part of hell....Baton Rouge Will Orlok take the deal and fuck over his friends? Will his new found demon f...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Stuck in hell, the group has to interact with arch devils and super demons. They're still looking for that lost rock and continue to try to sniff it out. They finally get to meet the one who summoned them down to hell, Asmodeus, and he offers them a problem for the God War happening up on the overworld Will the group make a deal with the devil? Will Guk...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  As the group starts planning their 1st annual Wing Bowl, fighting with Terry, a mysterious character comes to the Terry Tough Guys headquarters, inviting them to a meeting with his Lord. The group takes a trip to meet his lord and meet some fun characters during the dinner party. Will the group make it out of hell safe? Will Guk Guk upset one of the demons t...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The group of adventurers, with children in hard, try to make their way out of Tiamat's castle. Armed with nothing but their idiotic looks, the group find a ladder that heads for the sewers. Will they get out in time, will the children be brought back home safely, will Scrum ever figure out that his two friends are hiding a fortune from him? Also, where t...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The group, in their infinite wisdom, decided the best way to enter a room was to kick a door in. The door wasn’t locked or anything like that, but they just couldn’t help themselves. Unfortunately for them, that room happened to be a spawning pool for dragons, and now a young adult dragon knows exactly where they are! Losing any element of surprise, and bein...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The group has headed to God’s Wrath to figure out what Tiamat is up to! They've made it inside the castle and are working their way room to room. With Scrum dumb and Guk Guk a donkey, will they be able to get through without dying? Many traps and troubles lay ahead for them.  Can donkeys climb ropes? Will Scrum ever find true love? Do you know who the st...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Tristan is feeling under the weather, so for this episode and the next he is out of commission…I mean…Orloc has to get a penis or something. In the meantime, the group has to head to God’s Wrath and figure out what Tiamat is up to! They’ve made a deal with Gazur to receive safe passage. Of course, they can’t do it without agitating the crap out of him. But,...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Now that they have procured travel to God’s Wrath, in pursuit of all the missing dragons, they decide they should be well armed. They head to the nearby city, run by Rabbit folk, in hopes of obtaining a “god gun.” They’ve heard a rumor that there exists a secret weapon strong enough to destroy a god. Of course, the group has to make travel arrangements, but...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The king has sent a special envoy to the Terry’s Tough Guy HQ in order to give them a special and secret mission of the utmost importance! Dragons have fled the lands. However, they’ve been taking gold, magic items, and people with them on the way out! They have seemingly all gone to a place called God’s Wrath, which is a land that only Dragons can reach. Th...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  In today's adventure, the group attempts to save Goliaton by stopping the encroaching lycanthropes. They must venture into the lair of the god of lycanthropes and figure out a way to stop them. Joined by @JennaChil and @alexwithbirds , our heroes set sail to see where the problem stems from. Will they find a way to destroy this lycan god? Perhaps convinc...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  In today's adventure, we set sail to Goliaton, where they are dealing with a nasty werewolf problem. Joined by  @JennaChil  and  @alexwithbirds , our heroes set sail to see where the problem stems from. Can they find the Lycan den, can they work together as a group, can Dennis not kill Philips annoying character? Find out now on Botched Podcast! For more...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The stage is set, and it’s time for the first ever Tough Guy Tryout Fitness Challenge! There are hundreds of people waiting to get in, and there isn’t even enough space for everyone in line! The guys got a special guest speaker to get everything started before the games begin. They announce all the different tiers, and how each person will be separated. Howe...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Somehow the Terry’s Toughguy Adventuring Guild is finding some sort of success. To a degree. Because they’ve been having more luck than others, the King of Alurys sends an emissary to ask the leaders of the guild to hold a large tryout, in the hopes of attracting adventurers to their skill level. At the same time, Orlok returns! Sure, he’s now a robot vampir...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Having barely survived the cave filled with Wendigos and some other mysterious figure, what’s left of the group has to head back to town to lick their wounds. They call in reinforcements in the hopes of being able to tackle this nearly impossible goal. With a new plan in mind they descend once again into the cave only to find that things are even more dire t...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  After a night of fighting of skinwalkers, our "heros" hide in a well... Is h e the savior, does he know what's going on? Will the party just say the hell with it,and make peace with the skinwalkers? A  Is he the scWe now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3178 Gettysburg, PA 17325 All of our previous seasons can be found on our new...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  A new batch of adventurers has been tasked with investigating a small seaside town to determine what exactly is going on. As it turns out…the town is being stalked by wendigos! The group spent their entire day prepping for every possible outcome…just kidding. They screwed around and then panicked when the sun went down. Now they are stuck in a house with a l...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The group are alerted to abductions taking place in Octopolis, a small coastal village on the continent of Kix. This village is inhabited solely by Octopolians (Octopus people). Something is snatching residents from both the land and the sea. Upon arriving, the dispatched adventurers find that the residents are all scared to leave their homes. They dig up wh...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Liath and Little PP start heading towards the old factory on the other side of the jungle. Before they get too far, a random sky car falls into the tree above. A birdman named Urk falls out of the tree and agrees to help them on their journey, but something's not right on this island. Can they figure out how to start up this once prominent factory? Who t...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The Slobinski Twins come back from their job to find out their bosses are not too pleased with their performance and they're going to have to send someone to finish the job. In the meantime, Patches has hit the docks to hire some adventurers to somehow revive Orlok from Death's grips. Will these new adventurers be successful? Will there be close up m...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  As fog slowly creeps into the island, our adventurers try to find some respite in the tavern. They're still investing the source of the fog while trying not to get creeped out by the local zeluts  Will they survive, will Cthulhu come to brunch? Will  Hammond Chamberlain⁠  ever join us again? Find out today on Botched. We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us...