Botched: A D&D Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Just because the Scarlet King has been “dealt with”, doesn’t mean that there are no more SCPs that the foundation needs to deal with! In fact our story begins with a group of pig farmers, just trying to live their lives while dealing with a blizzard. While out on a pineapple run, they find that a vehicle has driven off the road. To make matters worse, they r...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  It all comes down to this! The group is now witnessing the procedure necessary to keep the Devourer of Worlds at bay, but this is not quite the last piece of the puzzle. There is one more part that must be understood. Then, a decision must be made. What to tell the 05 Council about the best way to deal with the Scarlet King. The last mystery that has been al...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The field agents had stumbled upon various demonic or horrific forces in the woods that were nabbing passersby. It unfortunately had killed some of the team, but at least one survived! And, as it would seem, he is not THAT alone. Soon, the Foundation sends reinforcements and the newly added forces are ready for the forces of darkness! They cleave their way t...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Dr. Montauk has left the researchers another tape but they also found a journal full of disturbing imaginages and dispar. The journal describes a horrible place, Ohio Will our researchers survive? Will the scp crush them to death? What the hell is the Tasmanian Devil doing here? Find out in this episode of Botched! Special shout out yet again to Drew from th...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The search for Dr. Montauk continues! After just experiencing other lives, the crew is on to the next clue, a Site in the process of being built! They quickly find another Montauk interview tape, but it seems he left the rest of the clues in a much harder to reach spot. Sacrifices must be made…but luckily, the Foundation is really good at sacrificing people!...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Dr. Montauk has gone missing and it's up to our SCP researchers to hunt him down. The journey will be long and weird, Montauk has left strange clues and audio tapes along the way. Will our researchers find him in time? Will they all survive? Will there be hotdogs? Find out tonight on Botched Podcast! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Pescadero California, a coastal seaside town with a beautiful view and a rich history of living off the Pacific Ocean.  A Lighthouse sits on the rocky outskirts of town, and three new lighthouse keepers take on a new job of keeping the light sustained. Loneliness, harsh weather, lighthouse madness, these are occupational hazards while keeping the light. Will...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  In the sleepy lands of the UK there exists an existential horror: elderly gardeners. In a small village, there exists a little plot of heaven, tended to by 3 elderly citizens.  While they have very different goals, means, and garden designs, they are all united in making sure that their village is one of the greatest. Or at least, has the greatest garden. Su...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The SCP Foundation has just opened a new site and they want to test out some of the features to make sure that it is running the best that it can! This site happens to be Site 69, the site from Season 8, though maybe not exactly the same site since that was an alternate universe. The researchers are testing the rooms when they discover that there is a member...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Phil is back! He definitely wasn’t mad about that whole mangy Phil cat thing. Dr. Montauk has called the main researchers in. He wants cultists from the Children of the Scarlet King to interrogate. He thinks he may have a lead on some cultists operating out of a warehouse. The Foundation sends an MTF to take care of the cultists. Upon arriving, they find the...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  A  young boy and his father head to a small toy store to pick up a new toy because jr has all these good boy points But not all is right in with this new toy as he seems to be conscious of the world around him. Will the family be able to stay safe? Will this new "toy" eat their friends and family? HOW IS THIS CAT STILL ALIVE!?!!!? Find out now, on...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Phil is out this week! I know, I know, his nasiley bravado will be sorely missed! But don’t worry, he’ll be back in about 2 weeks! We will have to make due with Tristan and Steve, who are playing investigators. Sent to Korea, they are investigating reports that there is a ravenous fox woman killing the livestock of the farmers. Sounds like a job for the SCP...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  A group of cousins/roommates goes for a hike on a lovely day. There’s something not right about these guys, but that’s par for the course for Botched. However, before they can return home they are attacked by a bear! That poor, poor bear. Some things just can’t be forgiven or forgotten. After their encounter with a bear, the group begins to notice odd things...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Our story begins, like other times this season, begin with a group of homeless people. This is a group of homeless that are searching abandoned areas in search for useful items. However, these homeless end up finding a lot more than they were looking for. Finding themselves in a strange sound stage, they are now part of a game show where they can win fantast...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  We begin our story, as we often do, in a small town. Turns out, small towns are the easiest place for odd stuff to happen without drawing too much attention. Well, in this case, it’s not exactly a small town. It’s a little mining community in the middle of snow stricken lands.  As we all know, the children yearn for the mines. One of these miners is about 12...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The small secluded town of Sundance Wyoming is normally beautiful in the fall. The smell of pork cracklings in the air, old Martha Pennyhopper's apple pies cooling on the windowsill, and the children are bobbing for sugar beats at the harvest festival. But not all is right in Sundance Wyoming, an ominous presence is plaguing this small town, living deep...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  This is a first for the regular show. A Drunk Girl Adventure invasion! For those of you who don’t know, we have a Patreon that includes biweekly bonus episodes. These are much shorter one-offs as opposed to longer stories. However, sometimes we have recurring characters. One of those is Drunk Girl Adventures. A group of women who are basically nightmare fuel...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  It seems no one is safe in the world of the SCP Foundation. Not even innocent college students in the suburbs of Massachusetts. Our story follows one particular college student as she just acquired a house next to some “scientists.” However, not long after moving in, she begins to receive romantic letters regularly. These letters are sweet at first, but over...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Rumors around India indicate a city, far more advanced than it should be for the area, just popped up out of nowhere. This has led explorers to check it out and report back what they find. However, some people are looking to do more than just explore, but exploit! Those individuals seem to find something entirely different waiting for them in the city. Later...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Schools can be extremely stressful places. There are so many sources of stress including creepy janitors, peer pressure, and of course, tests. Sometimes that stress and anxiety can become…something else. In this week’s story we find out just how bad anxiety can get in some people. This episode features Phil’s least favorite form of body horror: hand stuff! F...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Castles are amazing places. Thought of in fantasy, but also existing in our own reality. Run down and forgotten castles hold untold mysteries and possibilities of adventure. But, maybe they hide other things… In this instance, some very…adventurous explorers check out this castle for…reasons. They are successful in their mission (to the detriment of us all),...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  There seems to be an awful lot of strange goings on in small town America. In the smallest of towns, the folks find one of their fellow townsfolk murdered! They all suspect who is behind it. That new guy, the grifter who they just noticed., Sure, they claim to actually be the one who was murdered, and maybe some of the other folks say the same…but the townsf...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  A group of SCP Foundation field agents are sent to Hoboken, New Jersey to investigate the disappearance of a 20 year old man. The field agents are given no information before arriving and it isn’t quite clear what is anomalous about this disappearance. After terrorizing the poor family of the victim, these top notch investigators take it upon themselves to i...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The Serpent’s Hand is continuing to try to both help and educate the SCP Foundation regarding the dangers of The Scarlet King. As the keepers of the Infinite Library, they have a literal infinite amount of knowledge at their disposal. The Scarlet King poses a threat that transcends time and space. The Serpent’s Hand doesn’t believe it possible to defeat the...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The Serpent’s Hand has one last location for them to investigate. Unsure of what the meaning behind this is, the Foundation investigates. Of course, for some reason, they send some super swole priests…to Iraq to investigate the coordinates. They land miles away in the desert, but when traveling on land, they find that the surrounding landscape changes drasti...