Botched: A D&D Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The first mission that our intrepid adventurers have hired someone else to do is underway! These hirelings have gone to the mysterious island of Jeris. They’ve crashed onto this foggy island and our greeted by the overly friendly locals. Upon landing on the island they make a new ally! This ally is played by the fantastic Hammond Chamberlain !  They slowly i...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Now that the dungeon of death has been dealt with, and the adventuring guild has been built, it’s time to go on missions! Well, not the main characters anyways. No sense in getting your hands dirty. They’re just going to hire out that work! There is an island just off the western coast called Jeris. This is an island renowned for their trade, but since the c...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Yup, we're still in this stupid dungeon that Dennis made. More of a meat grinder than a dungeon but I'm not a naming guy, I'm just a dwarf who has the pleasure of going in.  Is there any end in sight? Will there be any treasure if we get through this? Will there be a TPK? Did Dennis's mother eat a straight Tylenol diet when she was pregnant w...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  A pair of dwarves, messing around in a cemetery, happen to find the entrance to a temple devoted to death! The orcs warned them, but good times called. Now with a tantalizing dungeon near their facility, it must be explored! Not by them of course. They outsource that kind of thing now. Send in the dwarves! There appears to be three different paths. And each...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The gang heads into the woods after securing funds from the King to set up an adventuring company  Something, however, is in the woods watching them, stalking them, recording their every move. Terry thinks he can help the boys if Old Guk Guk would just give him a sec to think. Are these haunted lands? Will Terry finally get one over on Guk Guk? Will there be...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Poor Orlok! Getting into a pissing contest is apparently a very dangerous affair…because he exploded into a bunch of meat slop. Waste not, want not. The group, not wanting to waste any time, quickly boards the train to Alurys. On the train, they meet a couple of very helpful and reasonable robots, which of course the group pesters. Terry’s contract issues ar...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  After our heroes barely escaped Dethcob, they took to the road to speak with the king. They have to make a many day journey on foot to Talton, a halfling village, where they can catch the train to the capital city. The road will be a challenge though as they lead a group of 40 safely out of the town in hopes to find refuge. Will our travelers get to Talton s...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  This is our 10th Season of Botched Podcast! As per usual, we are kicking things off live at Dragon Con, so you may notice the audio quality isn’t quite up to our normal standards, and you may also notice a whole lot of people laughing, clapping, and getting pretty toasty in the background (partially because we gave them beer). We return to our fantasy roots...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The time has come! It is our final episode of Season 9! We will be saying goodbye to SCP for now, but who knows, maybe it’ll reappear in the future! In the meantime, we got a season finale to attend to! In this final episode there is no SCP to contain. Instead, it is time for the dreaded…employee evaluations! The 05 Council has sent a team of insightful and...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The fallout from the elderly care facility continues! As it turns out, this problem is a lot bigger than just one nursing home. It appears that this anomaly is spreading across the world. The researchers try to figure out what is causing this strange disease and how it spreads, but there doesn’t seem to be a rhyme or reason to it. Finally they decide to rele...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  We open in Arizona at an assisted living facility. The employees are tired of having to deal with these old people, day in and day out.  But something lurks in the shadows and feeds off the dispare. Will the employees finally snap and kill one of these old people? Will the elderly patients escape and run free? Will someone please stop shitting their pants ev...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Freedom is a wonderful thing. Some people think it’s being able to say what you want. Some people think it's the ability to eat as many hotdogs as you want. But in reality, freedom is the ability to live in a home made shack under a bridge in California, starting your own hotdog cart business. This episode just so happens to introduce 3 such free people....

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Dog walking is a dangerous business. You never know what you’re walking into each day. It could be a 116 pound Newfoundland…or a 1 pound chihuahua. Regardless of the size, based on the temperament, they can really cause some serious issues. A group of dog walkers happen to find something that spooks their pooches, and some of them run off into the woods. Not...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Sometimes you just want to let off a little steam. A great way for some people to do that is to drink socially. However, sometimes that can go off the rails when you’re drinking in the city at 3am. Drinking something called a “Joe Descuidado”.  One of the problems of drinking so much is that you are not as aware of your surroundings. Sometimes, things can ha...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  If there's one thing Jersey is known for, it's watches. That's why everyone gets their watches from Bagels. Bagels is located just 3 blocks down from Watches Bagels on 34th Street. But all's not right with these watches, or these bagels now that I think of it.... Where do we buy bagels, where do we buy watches? What the fuck is a wheesle hole...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Just because the Scarlet King has been “dealt with”, doesn’t mean that there are no more SCPs that the foundation needs to deal with! In fact our story begins with a group of pig farmers, just trying to live their lives while dealing with a blizzard. While out on a pineapple run, they find that a vehicle has driven off the road. To make matters worse, they r...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  It all comes down to this! The group is now witnessing the procedure necessary to keep the Devourer of Worlds at bay, but this is not quite the last piece of the puzzle. There is one more part that must be understood. Then, a decision must be made. What to tell the 05 Council about the best way to deal with the Scarlet King. The last mystery that has been al...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The field agents had stumbled upon various demonic or horrific forces in the woods that were nabbing passersby. It unfortunately had killed some of the team, but at least one survived! And, as it would seem, he is not THAT alone. Soon, the Foundation sends reinforcements and the newly added forces are ready for the forces of darkness! They cleave their way t...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Dr. Montauk has left the researchers another tape but they also found a journal full of disturbing imaginages and dispar. The journal describes a horrible place, Ohio Will our researchers survive? Will the scp crush them to death? What the hell is the Tasmanian Devil doing here? Find out in this episode of Botched! Special shout out yet again to Drew from th...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The search for Dr. Montauk continues! After just experiencing other lives, the crew is on to the next clue, a Site in the process of being built! They quickly find another Montauk interview tape, but it seems he left the rest of the clues in a much harder to reach spot. Sacrifices must be made…but luckily, the Foundation is really good at sacrificing people!...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Dr. Montauk has gone missing and it's up to our SCP researchers to hunt him down. The journey will be long and weird, Montauk has left strange clues and audio tapes along the way. Will our researchers find him in time? Will they all survive? Will there be hotdogs? Find out tonight on Botched Podcast! We now have a PO Box! Wanna send us something? PO BOX 3...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Pescadero California, a coastal seaside town with a beautiful view and a rich history of living off the Pacific Ocean.  A Lighthouse sits on the rocky outskirts of town, and three new lighthouse keepers take on a new job of keeping the light sustained. Loneliness, harsh weather, lighthouse madness, these are occupational hazards while keeping the light. Will...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  In the sleepy lands of the UK there exists an existential horror: elderly gardeners. In a small village, there exists a little plot of heaven, tended to by 3 elderly citizens.  While they have very different goals, means, and garden designs, they are all united in making sure that their village is one of the greatest. Or at least, has the greatest garden. Su...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The SCP Foundation has just opened a new site and they want to test out some of the features to make sure that it is running the best that it can! This site happens to be Site 69, the site from Season 8, though maybe not exactly the same site since that was an alternate universe. The researchers are testing the rooms when they discover that there is a member...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Phil is back! He definitely wasn’t mad about that whole mangy Phil cat thing. Dr. Montauk has called the main researchers in. He wants cultists from the Children of the Scarlet King to interrogate. He thinks he may have a lead on some cultists operating out of a warehouse. The Foundation sends an MTF to take care of the cultists. Upon arriving, they find the...