Botched: A D&D Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  A  young boy and his father head to a small toy store to pick up a new toy because jr has all these good boy points But not all is right in with this new toy as he seems to be conscious of the world around him. Will the family be able to stay safe? Will this new "toy" eat their friends and family? HOW IS THIS CAT STILL ALIVE!?!!!? Find out now, on...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Phil is out this week! I know, I know, his nasiley bravado will be sorely missed! But don’t worry, he’ll be back in about 2 weeks! We will have to make due with Tristan and Steve, who are playing investigators. Sent to Korea, they are investigating reports that there is a ravenous fox woman killing the livestock of the farmers. Sounds like a job for the SCP...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  A group of cousins/roommates goes for a hike on a lovely day. There’s something not right about these guys, but that’s par for the course for Botched. However, before they can return home they are attacked by a bear! That poor, poor bear. Some things just can’t be forgiven or forgotten. After their encounter with a bear, the group begins to notice odd things...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Our story begins, like other times this season, begin with a group of homeless people. This is a group of homeless that are searching abandoned areas in search for useful items. However, these homeless end up finding a lot more than they were looking for. Finding themselves in a strange sound stage, they are now part of a game show where they can win fantast...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  We begin our story, as we often do, in a small town. Turns out, small towns are the easiest place for odd stuff to happen without drawing too much attention. Well, in this case, it’s not exactly a small town. It’s a little mining community in the middle of snow stricken lands.  As we all know, the children yearn for the mines. One of these miners is about 12...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The small secluded town of Sundance Wyoming is normally beautiful in the fall. The smell of pork cracklings in the air, old Martha Pennyhopper's apple pies cooling on the windowsill, and the children are bobbing for sugar beats at the harvest festival. But not all is right in Sundance Wyoming, an ominous presence is plaguing this small town, living deep...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  This is a first for the regular show. A Drunk Girl Adventure invasion! For those of you who don’t know, we have a Patreon that includes biweekly bonus episodes. These are much shorter one-offs as opposed to longer stories. However, sometimes we have recurring characters. One of those is Drunk Girl Adventures. A group of women who are basically nightmare fuel...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  It seems no one is safe in the world of the SCP Foundation. Not even innocent college students in the suburbs of Massachusetts. Our story follows one particular college student as she just acquired a house next to some “scientists.” However, not long after moving in, she begins to receive romantic letters regularly. These letters are sweet at first, but over...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Rumors around India indicate a city, far more advanced than it should be for the area, just popped up out of nowhere. This has led explorers to check it out and report back what they find. However, some people are looking to do more than just explore, but exploit! Those individuals seem to find something entirely different waiting for them in the city. Later...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Schools can be extremely stressful places. There are so many sources of stress including creepy janitors, peer pressure, and of course, tests. Sometimes that stress and anxiety can become…something else. In this week’s story we find out just how bad anxiety can get in some people. This episode features Phil’s least favorite form of body horror: hand stuff! F...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Castles are amazing places. Thought of in fantasy, but also existing in our own reality. Run down and forgotten castles hold untold mysteries and possibilities of adventure. But, maybe they hide other things… In this instance, some very…adventurous explorers check out this castle for…reasons. They are successful in their mission (to the detriment of us all),...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  There seems to be an awful lot of strange goings on in small town America. In the smallest of towns, the folks find one of their fellow townsfolk murdered! They all suspect who is behind it. That new guy, the grifter who they just noticed., Sure, they claim to actually be the one who was murdered, and maybe some of the other folks say the same…but the townsf...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  A group of SCP Foundation field agents are sent to Hoboken, New Jersey to investigate the disappearance of a 20 year old man. The field agents are given no information before arriving and it isn’t quite clear what is anomalous about this disappearance. After terrorizing the poor family of the victim, these top notch investigators take it upon themselves to i...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The Serpent’s Hand is continuing to try to both help and educate the SCP Foundation regarding the dangers of The Scarlet King. As the keepers of the Infinite Library, they have a literal infinite amount of knowledge at their disposal. The Scarlet King poses a threat that transcends time and space. The Serpent’s Hand doesn’t believe it possible to defeat the...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The Serpent’s Hand has one last location for them to investigate. Unsure of what the meaning behind this is, the Foundation investigates. Of course, for some reason, they send some super swole priests…to Iraq to investigate the coordinates. They land miles away in the desert, but when traveling on land, they find that the surrounding landscape changes drasti...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The SCP Foundation has received a mysterious letter from the Serpent’s Hand. They desperately want the Serpent’s Hand to open up their Infinite Library to the SCP, but that organization isn’t exactly fond of them. The letter directs them to remote location, so the Foundation, of course, sends a few friends of Dr. Franklinstein. They find a scene of complete...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  At some point, Dr. Franklinstein has to run out of friends. In this episode of “What Does Dr. Franklinstein’s Friend, Want This Time?” one of the leading sellers of lives in the Midwest calls with a dire request. Apparently, someone in Damascus is growing and selling so many olives that it is throwing the entire olive industry off kilter. What makes it stran...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  A politician from New York City has contacted Dr. Franklinstein, because of course he knows someone in the city government. Dr. Franklinstein decides that he’s a little too busy for such things, and sends the next best thing…a group of “sandwich makers” in NYC. As it turns out, someone has gone missing. A very important someone. These city folk go on the hun...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  This is the first episode to drop in 2025! While the holiday celebrations may be over, in the world of SCP, there are still plenty of celebrations going around, like baptisms, weddings, and funerals. Ok, maybe celebrations isn’t exactly the right word to use. Oh, they’re also all catholic so you know they can be painfully long. Well, good news! The length of...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The holidays aren’t quite over just yet…and for the SCP Foundation, there is no such thing as time off. Why? Because anomalies don’t usually take time off either! In fact, some anomalies appear specifically around certain holidays. In this episode, one such creature lurks between Christmas and New Years, looking for families with young children. They begin s...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  It is that festive time of year! Regardless of what holiday you celebrate, it’s that time of year! But what if there was a place where it was ALWAYS that time of year? There exists a small portion of the suburbs just outside of El Paso Texas where all the citizens are extremely festive and cheerful. Always decorating, singing, giving gifts, and drinking eggn...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Canada has immense areas of beautifully dense forest. A malfunctioning plane finds itself crashing into the heart of one such forest. In an unlikely turn of luck, there are some survivors! In the search for rescue, they discover a strange red pond. The water looks like…blood.  When they are finally rescued, their rescuers make sure the survivors don’t rememb...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  No one likes going to the dentist. Even the nicest dentist involves putting a bunch of hooks, picks, and what not into your mouth. Good intentions or not, it’s not a pleasant time. A mysterious 24/7 dental office opens up and a few individuals find out just how bad the dentist office can possibly be. Something is very off with this office (aside from being o...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  A road construction crew accidentally unearths a hidden cave. This seems to be happening an awful lot this season. Local undercover agents discover strange readings coming from the cave and immediately contact the Foundation leadership. Leadership, in its infinite wisdom, decide to send 3 sub-contractors into this cave to investigate. Who are these investiga...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  A trio of archeologists are searching the Middle East for a long lost tomb. Following the carefully laid out clues, they find the hidden location. After digging deep, they find a secret entrance. Within the tomb, there are multiple pictographs depicting a long lost civilization interacting with some strange device. Living within the device appears to be some...