Botched: A D&D Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The SCP Foundation has received a mysterious letter from the Serpent’s Hand. They desperately want the Serpent’s Hand to open up their Infinite Library to the SCP, but that organization isn’t exactly fond of them. The letter directs them to remote location, so the Foundation, of course, sends a few friends of Dr. Franklinstein. They find a scene of complete...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  At some point, Dr. Franklinstein has to run out of friends. In this episode of “What Does Dr. Franklinstein’s Friend, Want This Time?” one of the leading sellers of lives in the Midwest calls with a dire request. Apparently, someone in Damascus is growing and selling so many olives that it is throwing the entire olive industry off kilter. What makes it stran...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  A politician from New York City has contacted Dr. Franklinstein, because of course he knows someone in the city government. Dr. Franklinstein decides that he’s a little too busy for such things, and sends the next best thing…a group of “sandwich makers” in NYC. As it turns out, someone has gone missing. A very important someone. These city folk go on the hun...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  This is the first episode to drop in 2025! While the holiday celebrations may be over, in the world of SCP, there are still plenty of celebrations going around, like baptisms, weddings, and funerals. Ok, maybe celebrations isn’t exactly the right word to use. Oh, they’re also all catholic so you know they can be painfully long. Well, good news! The length of...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The holidays aren’t quite over just yet…and for the SCP Foundation, there is no such thing as time off. Why? Because anomalies don’t usually take time off either! In fact, some anomalies appear specifically around certain holidays. In this episode, one such creature lurks between Christmas and New Years, looking for families with young children. They begin s...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  It is that festive time of year! Regardless of what holiday you celebrate, it’s that time of year! But what if there was a place where it was ALWAYS that time of year? There exists a small portion of the suburbs just outside of El Paso Texas where all the citizens are extremely festive and cheerful. Always decorating, singing, giving gifts, and drinking eggn...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Canada has immense areas of beautifully dense forest. A malfunctioning plane finds itself crashing into the heart of one such forest. In an unlikely turn of luck, there are some survivors! In the search for rescue, they discover a strange red pond. The water looks like…blood.  When they are finally rescued, their rescuers make sure the survivors don’t rememb...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  No one likes going to the dentist. Even the nicest dentist involves putting a bunch of hooks, picks, and what not into your mouth. Good intentions or not, it’s not a pleasant time. A mysterious 24/7 dental office opens up and a few individuals find out just how bad the dentist office can possibly be. Something is very off with this office (aside from being o...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  A road construction crew accidentally unearths a hidden cave. This seems to be happening an awful lot this season. Local undercover agents discover strange readings coming from the cave and immediately contact the Foundation leadership. Leadership, in its infinite wisdom, decide to send 3 sub-contractors into this cave to investigate. Who are these investiga...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  A trio of archeologists are searching the Middle East for a long lost tomb. Following the carefully laid out clues, they find the hidden location. After digging deep, they find a secret entrance. Within the tomb, there are multiple pictographs depicting a long lost civilization interacting with some strange device. Living within the device appears to be some...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  A family of 3 is visiting Yosemite. There seems to be some tension in the family. The father is overly strict. The mother is an alcoholic. And the child is an absolutely obnoxious wuss. Nothing that a week long hike in one of the greatest national parks can’t fix! This trip is going to mend the broken marriage, and teach the boy how to survive, while also no...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The Russians have contacted the SCP Foundation again. Since joining the Foundation, they certainly need a lot of help. Especially since Stalin died. But, when he died, certain secrets came to life. One particularly well kept secret was that Stalin had recovered a certain dictator’s body in Germany. Not only did he recover it, but he used occult resources and...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Two Americans and a Frenchman walk into a cafe…the beginnings of a bad joke. In this instance, pretty much one of the Americans is the joke. A monstrosity. A freak of nature. A mistake of god. But hey, they’re all here working on behalf of the SCP Foundation to investigate missing persons and what appears to be the dead returning from the grave. Upon arrivin...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  A small town in Kansas has gone completely silent. I mean, who can really say for how long? It’s Kansas, do they even have fire yet? Even still, the Foundation has been trying to get in touch with the town with no luck. Even a fly over garners no results.  Their best bet is to send in a team to see what’s going on. This needs to be done quickly and quietly....

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  A group of backpackers decides to explore the mountains of Spain. They get a professional to help them explore a fairly simple mountain path.  The trail up the mountain is fairly standard, however, an unforeseen earthquake, which is very odd for the region, causes a rockslide. This rockslide exposes an unexplored cave. With a sudden storm looming overhead, t...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The Foundation has been trying to figure out a way to keep these anomalies a secret. Mostly they’ve either been locking up witnesses, using them for experiments, or just having them “taken care of.” They’ve received reports of a gargantuan creature residing in the Indian Ocean. A sub lost contact after appearing to spot something deep below the waves. The fo...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  The SCP Foundation continues to take form! Before the next investigation, some members of the foundation are concerned that there is a lack of ethics. Mostly because of sicking a serial killer cannibal on innocent people for seemingly no reason. It is decided that there needs to be an ethics committee to ensure actions like that don’t happen again! However,...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  'Cause I live and breathe this Philadelphia freedom From the day that I was born, I've waved the flag Philadelphia freedom took me knee-high to a man, yeah Gave me peace of mind my daddy never had A group of investigators head to northeast Philadelphia to look into a prison that is acting strange. The guys hit all the neighborhoods from Holmesburg to...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Tensions with the USSR and Russian are a real issue. However, the newly minted SCP Foundation receives a call from the USSR to ask for assistance with an anomalous issue that they can’t solve on their own. The SCP Foundation sends their “finest scientific minds” to assist. They have a great deal of cattle winding up dead lately near the city of Urkutsk. Howe...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Oh, what a beautiful mornin', Oh, what a beautiful day. I got a beautiful feelin' Ev'erything's goin' my way. The UIU agents send some help down to Oklahoma to search for the runaway cannibal. Seems like an eclectic bunch of weirdos but I'm sure nothing will go wrong at all. Will they be able to find their runaway "friend"?...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Thank you to everyone who came out to Dragoncon to see the show live! It was an awesome time! Now that we are back in our respective homes, the show format returns to normal…well…whatever normal is for Botched anyways! This episode picks up still in the midst of the chaos of the World's Fair. People are running around ripping each other apart while screa...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Welcome to Season 9! For those of you who are not familiar, our seasons always begin with a liveshow. The first episode will definitely have a little different sound to them, than the normally recorded episodes. In this instance, we are playing in front of a crowd at Dragoncon! Normally, we change the setting every season…however, people seemed to enjoy the...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The final episode of Season 8! It all comes down to this! A small group of MTF managed to get inside the 05 Council Headquarters in an attempt to stop the Rogue Satellite from driving the Sun insane and causing it to turn every living creature into goo monsters. All caught up? However, this group is going to nee...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! We are down to the final two episodes of Season 8! That’s not a lot of time to prevent When Day Breaks! The Foundation has discovered how exactly When Day Breaks starts…but now they also know who’s behind it all. The 05 Council! That leaves our group with only a few options. Try to take down the Satellite direct...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The clock is ticking down until the SCP Foundation runs out of time to stop SCP-001 When Day Breaks! The information gathered from the Chaos Insurgency base has finally been deciphered, and the master plan is laid bare. With that in mind, the heads of Site 69, along with Dr. Bright, must formulate a sure fire pl...