Botched: A D&D Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! We are in the home stretch of the season! If the SCP Foundation is going to stop 001 When Day Breaks from occurring they need to get to the bottom of who’s helping the Sarkicists. One culprit is Marshall Carter and Dark LTD, so the group finds what they believe to be one of their delivery drivers. They will have...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! This episode doesn’t actually follow any members of the SCP, but instead a group of small business owners, opening up shop in Boston. Specifically, a deli. However, this deli serves food that would be considered “exotic” to anyone outside of central PA.  Things get off to a rocky start before their business fina...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! This episode doesn’t actually follow any members of the SCP, not to start anyways. This episode follows a group of explorers hired via a Craigslist ad to explore the long forgotten and abandoned town of Beard Oregon.  This rag tag group are sent out with some supplies in order to check for antiques or artifacts...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! As our researchers arrive at work, they notice a new wing is being added to Site 69. Dr Alto Clef meets them and gives details that the serpent's hand has been collecting everything and anything about the sun. The O-5 council was curious. they started having their satellites poke around and they came back wi...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! In the small town of Poplar Bluff there have been a string of murders! Each day a family is brutally stabbed. Each family, completely different, with different ages and family makeup. Nothing seems to tie these murders together. It seems like the perpetrators are all different as well. A group of Field Agents po...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! On a brutal summer day, down in Fort Lauderdale Florida, someone has called Alagoni's Pizza for some relief from the terrible hunger pains that has been plaguing them since second breakfast.  The only people strong enough to carry the crown that is delivering Alagoni's Pizza is none other than Jimmi and...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Site 69 has dispatched a squad to a small village in northern Portugal. Unlike most times, this team has a military babysitter. Not the standard Foundation leadership. It shows. They are investigating a meteorite that crashed just outside of said village. When they arrive, there appears to be a very large rock a...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The Foundation is still working on unraveling the mysteries of the Chaos Insurgency base. In the meantime, a group of field agents have been dispatched to a lake in France. This lake has had numerous reports of insect and bird populations lowering drastically over the course of the past few months. Thinking it m...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! While the Foundation searches through the rubble of the Chaos Insurgency, a distress signal is sent out from one of the Foundation’s non-anomalous disposal sites. This is a location used to incinerate items and corpses that are not anomalous.  However, it seems that even though nothing out of the ordinary should...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The SCP Foundation has assaulted the Chaos Insurgency base! There were quite a few losses due to things like…falling out of the plane…or grass.  Ultimately, the Foundation has successfully made it to the base, and has begun to assault the innards of the base while a major fire fight takes place outside. As the g...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The Chaos Insurgency, after laying waste to a Foundation location, has gone back to their base of operations, along with some anomalies.  However, unbeknownst to the Chaos Insurgency, those anomalies had tracking devices implanted in them.  Now that the Foundation knows where the base is, they now need to counte...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Area 12 was overrun by the Chaos Insurgency! Not only that but they also have Able in their employ. In the previous episode, Site 69 sent in MTF to try to save whoever they could, but everyone in Area 12 was killed.  Many were killed when going up against Able, but eventually “Scott Hopkins” , legendary scientis...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! A foundation facility, Area 12, has sent out a distress signal to any Foundation locations that can help. They have been attacked by an unknown enemy. They managed to get out a brief signal before it was quickly terminated. Site 69 has sent out their go-to MTF to aid them. Used Tampons. Rolling into this conflic...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! This episode takes place in two different time periods. At first, a group of real estate bankers in Italy are sent to investigate a vacant house and determine its value. Upon arriving, the house seems to be in a great location, but needs serious repairs. They also discover a large hidden room in the basement tha...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! After taking back the beach for the Church of the Broken God…from the SCP Foundation, the church sends them on one more mission. A city in South America has been out of contact for some time, and they want to ensure a piece of Mekhane is safe and returned. Site 69 sends 3 field agents to investigate. This city n...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Site 69 is continuing to work with the Church of the Broken God in the hopes that the alliance will help them keep the Sarkicists from turning the world into puddles of fleshy goo.  The Church has requested that an MTF be sent to a particular island that’s important to them. It was captured by an “unknown” force...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The SCP has decided to look into this possible rogue Foundation asset. If you don’t remember, someone has been using the anomaly known as Able to murder other facility’s staff. According to the records the transfer of Able was deleted. However, there seems to be a few loose threads pointing to a Site location in...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Steve is back! Just in time to be awful. In this week’s episode, a group of field agents is sent to investigate a missing person’s report. What makes this report draw the attention of the foundation is the fact that a teenage boy went missing from a bathroom, with no windows. Boy goes in, strange noises are hear...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Steve is out for this one! We will have to make due with just the 3 dinguses. The staff at Site 69 are alerted of an anomalous gas mask that has appeared in a park. The person wearing it appeared out of nowhere, and ran away. The gas mask appears to be a specific soviet style gas mask, no longer in use. However,...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The SCP is still working with the Church of the Broken God, for now. As such, they have given Site 69 some coordinates and told them to investigate. Turns out, it’s in Kazakhstan. Upon exploring, they find a base. However, this base doesn’t seem to have anyone alive. Someone has already been here…and has murdere...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! With the apocalypse literally on the horizon, the SCP Foundation has done the unthinkable, joined forces with the Church of the Broken God. The SCP Foundation received a distress message from a little town and in Europe and sent their newly minted MTF down to help. Once the MTF squad Red Rockets hit the vineyard...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Their business with the mysterious artifact stolen from the Church of the Broken God concluded for the time being, Site 69 senior research personnel turn their attention to unfinished business. Two of the crates from the Marshall, Carter, and Dark LTD raid have been retrieved and placed in testing rooms by lead...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The first encounter with The Church of the Broken God was a relative success. Only a couple casualties and nothing that can be linked back to the Foundation. Part one of the plan, so far, is a success. Now that they’ve gotten whatever this anomalous item is back to Site 69, now it’s time to figure out what it is...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The Serpent’s Hand has given the Foundation a little bit of information. They have suggested forming some sort of an alliance with another cult. The Church of the Broken God. This cult is the exact opposite of Sarkicists, they believe flesh is a sin, and that they need to be remade in the image of Mechane, the m...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! In this third and final chapter in this UK anomaly, we are, for some reason, once again following the Queefing Ponies. An MTF…which is also a band. Though, they seem more interested and knowledgeable about being a band than an MTF. Tasked with venturing deeper into this alternate reality, they come across a gian...