Botched: A D&D Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The SCP Foundation is continuing to study this anomaly in the UK. Having just sent in a D-Class to investigate the other side of the hole filled with elongated bodies, they decide to test out what is going on with the victims of this anomaly on their side. Once testing has been exhausted, it’s time to send in an...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! A report came in from an Foundation agent in the UK that they think there may be something off in a small village. The Foundation sends in some agents to see what they can find. Not long after arriving, they discover that there is indeed something strange going on.  Of course, it wouldn’t be Botched without them...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Space Vikings! Wait, no, just the accents. We really only have one Swedish accent. Somewhere between someone from Minnesota, and the Swedish Chef. This story begins in Switzerland in one of the major clock making towns. There appears to be a closed off area of town that no one is allowed to go in. That sort of s...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! In the previous episode, the SCP Foundation managed to save a member of the Serpent’s Hand. In return, they were given a piece of paper with a name, coordinates, and nothing else. Not knowing what to expect, the foundation sent in an MTF for extraction, only to find that where they’re heading is already under fo...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The SCP Foundation needs to make some headway with the Serpent’s Hand. This is difficult as the SH refers to the foundation personnel as “The Jailors.” However, a report has come in of a conflict in Iraq between Serpent’s Hand members and a group of Sarkicists. According to the reports, this fight is particularl...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Our story begins with some humble Bostonian rail workers heading into the subway tunnels for maintenance. Apparently, there have been numerous reports of a lot of flies and rats, indicating something might have died down in the tunnels. Trying to avoid criticism from the higher ups, they send a crew down to clea...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The SCP Foundation has been alerted to a possible anomalous situation in Seattle. According to reports there may be something going down in regards to a shady dealing. Site 69 sends a group of undercover operatives to an ad agency in hopes of recovering said item. They are immediately put on alert when they spot...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! We are still in Vienna, however, no longer are we trying to ascertain what is taking people. Oh no, we are very well aware of who they are, and they are definitely not “grappenwulfen.” It seems the royal family that was once thought to have died merely moved below the palace began committing acts of depravity. ...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! In the city of Vienna there are a number of missing persons. Normally these are children, drunks, and prostitutes. Normally they’re never found. However, the SCP Foundation is alerted once 3 bodies turn up in completely different states from one another.  One of them is little more than a pile of bones and gore,...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! It’s a dark and stormy night. The MTF squad known as “The Creepy Crawlies” has just completed a deadly mission, and only 3 of them made it out alive. They need somewhere to ride out this storm before returning to their own site. Site 69 just happens to be the closest Site available. Once inside, the SCP in quest...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Before Site 69 can do anything with the information they picked up from The Liar’s Cradle, there is an emergency that requires the SCP Foundation’s attention. SCP-1983, otherwise known as the “Doorway to Nowhere” is under foundation observation. A researcher, without permission, ventured inside.  He is very impo...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The Site 69 Researchers have relocated temporarily, along with a large contingent of D-Class to the newly secure facility in Spain. The 0-5 Council is letting the leadership of Site 69 experiment on and utilize SCP-2128 otherwise known as The Liar’s Cradle. This anomalous creation appears to be able to discern t...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! This week we are traveling to Spain! Specifically to a small city with a nearby castle. The city itself seems to be stuck in the dark ages as the religious cult that oversees it controls everything. This cult, otherwise known as the Brazen Heart, operates in a nearby castle and abducts anyone who questions them....

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! As the 05 Council continues to evaluate possible next steps to avoid the end of the world, a possible SCP encounter has come through. A rather strange one to boot! Apparently, a ghost showed up to a family’s home, ate their son, and then sat down to watch TV.  So, the SCP Foundation sent their best undercover fi...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Well, what do you know, the MTF known as “Used Tampons” actually managed to bring back a living cultist, and without anyone on their own team dying! Shocking! With the cultist back at Site 69, the researchers have to figure out where to go from here. At first they go through his belongings, with a D-class of cou...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The Gulag Party Dogs, somehow, have stopped the spread of this strange affliction from reaching the city. However, they still need to get to the source of the problem, the cultists.  They’ll need to go around the now burning fields, and back into the forest to fully investigate. However, the forest is a great hi...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Philip has returned! As such, the 05 Council has instructed Site 69 to analyze the letter that was found at the MC&D LTD raid. While it seemed to be just an odd love letter, it was actually a coded message. The group, while not the brightest all the time, manage to decipher the message and determine that the...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! As it turns out, the secret selling of anomalies was being perpetrated by the nefarious organization known as Marshall, Carter, & Dark LTD. But who exactly were they selling the anomalies to? While they try to solve that puzzle, they begin to sift through some of the anomalies. Two in particular. One seems t...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The SCP Foundation has been given a tip that there is a secret meeting going on between two unknown parties in a remote warehouse in Chicago, IL.  A small MTF force is dispatched to investigate the situation, detain any individuals involved if possible, and recover any possible anomalies they find, or at the ver...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Reports have come in from, of course, Ohio, that there are strange occurrences coming out of a particular mall. People feel as though they are being watched. Some even saying they see faceless individuals chasing people. Site 69 is on the case! They have employed a few Foundation members as Mall employees to kee...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The 0-5 Council has started trying to find assets to help with the possibility of SCP-001 When Day Breaks. Instead of prevention, they are looking at assets that could help, should the event occur. Who better than medical professionals! While the SCP Foundation already has some of the world’s greatest minds at t...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! As the O-5 Council continues to analyze the data collected in the alternate universe regarding SCP-001 “When Day Breaks,” Site 69 is alerted to a possible anomalous event in China. There is a very remote village where everyone was reporting severe headaches. A doctor was dispatched, and no one was ever heard fro...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Site 69 has their first real investigation! While the 05 Council sifts through the footage recovered during the alternate universe’s XK Class end of the world scenario, they forward along a strange occurrence in Cincinnati, OH.  A small, seemingly abandoned house, is teeming with cats, but no sign of the owner. ...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8 has arrived! This is our live show at Dragoncon 2023! If you’re wondering why the audio quality is a little different from most other episodes, its because we recorded it live in a grand ballroom in front of a live audience! If you want to catch the start of Botched Seasons, head to Dragoncon and come see our live show! Our story tonight begins with...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  This is the prologue for our new season! This season is focused all around SCP! What is SCP? Well, the easiest way to define it would be that it's kind of like X-files, but beholden to no world governments and they operate worldwide. This is a community written series of official sounding documents all about anomalies.  What are anomalies? You’ll find ou...