Botched: A D&D Podcast

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The SCP Foundation has assaulted the Chaos Insurgency base! There were quite a few losses due to things like…falling out of the plane…or grass.  Ultimately, the Foundation has successfully made it to the base, and has begun to assault the innards of the base while a major fire fight takes place outside. As the g...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The Chaos Insurgency, after laying waste to a Foundation location, has gone back to their base of operations, along with some anomalies.  However, unbeknownst to the Chaos Insurgency, those anomalies had tracking devices implanted in them.  Now that the Foundation knows where the base is, they now need to counte...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Area 12 was overrun by the Chaos Insurgency! Not only that but they also have Able in their employ. In the previous episode, Site 69 sent in MTF to try to save whoever they could, but everyone in Area 12 was killed.  Many were killed when going up against Able, but eventually “Scott Hopkins” , legendary scientis...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! A foundation facility, Area 12, has sent out a distress signal to any Foundation locations that can help. They have been attacked by an unknown enemy. They managed to get out a brief signal before it was quickly terminated. Site 69 has sent out their go-to MTF to aid them. Used Tampons. Rolling into this conflic...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! This episode takes place in two different time periods. At first, a group of real estate bankers in Italy are sent to investigate a vacant house and determine its value. Upon arriving, the house seems to be in a great location, but needs serious repairs. They also discover a large hidden room in the basement tha...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! After taking back the beach for the Church of the Broken God…from the SCP Foundation, the church sends them on one more mission. A city in South America has been out of contact for some time, and they want to ensure a piece of Mekhane is safe and returned. Site 69 sends 3 field agents to investigate. This city n...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Site 69 is continuing to work with the Church of the Broken God in the hopes that the alliance will help them keep the Sarkicists from turning the world into puddles of fleshy goo.  The Church has requested that an MTF be sent to a particular island that’s important to them. It was captured by an “unknown” force...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The SCP has decided to look into this possible rogue Foundation asset. If you don’t remember, someone has been using the anomaly known as Able to murder other facility’s staff. According to the records the transfer of Able was deleted. However, there seems to be a few loose threads pointing to a Site location in...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Steve is back! Just in time to be awful. In this week’s episode, a group of field agents is sent to investigate a missing person’s report. What makes this report draw the attention of the foundation is the fact that a teenage boy went missing from a bathroom, with no windows. Boy goes in, strange noises are hear...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Steve is out for this one! We will have to make due with just the 3 dinguses. The staff at Site 69 are alerted of an anomalous gas mask that has appeared in a park. The person wearing it appeared out of nowhere, and ran away. The gas mask appears to be a specific soviet style gas mask, no longer in use. However,...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The SCP is still working with the Church of the Broken God, for now. As such, they have given Site 69 some coordinates and told them to investigate. Turns out, it’s in Kazakhstan. Upon exploring, they find a base. However, this base doesn’t seem to have anyone alive. Someone has already been here…and has murdere...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! With the apocalypse literally on the horizon, the SCP Foundation has done the unthinkable, joined forces with the Church of the Broken God. The SCP Foundation received a distress message from a little town and in Europe and sent their newly minted MTF down to help. Once the MTF squad Red Rockets hit the vineyard...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Their business with the mysterious artifact stolen from the Church of the Broken God concluded for the time being, Site 69 senior research personnel turn their attention to unfinished business. Two of the crates from the Marshall, Carter, and Dark LTD raid have been retrieved and placed in testing rooms by lead...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The first encounter with The Church of the Broken God was a relative success. Only a couple casualties and nothing that can be linked back to the Foundation. Part one of the plan, so far, is a success. Now that they’ve gotten whatever this anomalous item is back to Site 69, now it’s time to figure out what it is...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The Serpent’s Hand has given the Foundation a little bit of information. They have suggested forming some sort of an alliance with another cult. The Church of the Broken God. This cult is the exact opposite of Sarkicists, they believe flesh is a sin, and that they need to be remade in the image of Mechane, the m...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! In this third and final chapter in this UK anomaly, we are, for some reason, once again following the Queefing Ponies. An MTF…which is also a band. Though, they seem more interested and knowledgeable about being a band than an MTF. Tasked with venturing deeper into this alternate reality, they come across a gian...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The SCP Foundation is continuing to study this anomaly in the UK. Having just sent in a D-Class to investigate the other side of the hole filled with elongated bodies, they decide to test out what is going on with the victims of this anomaly on their side. Once testing has been exhausted, it’s time to send in an...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! A report came in from an Foundation agent in the UK that they think there may be something off in a small village. The Foundation sends in some agents to see what they can find. Not long after arriving, they discover that there is indeed something strange going on.  Of course, it wouldn’t be Botched without them...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Space Vikings! Wait, no, just the accents. We really only have one Swedish accent. Somewhere between someone from Minnesota, and the Swedish Chef. This story begins in Switzerland in one of the major clock making towns. There appears to be a closed off area of town that no one is allowed to go in. That sort of s...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! In the previous episode, the SCP Foundation managed to save a member of the Serpent’s Hand. In return, they were given a piece of paper with a name, coordinates, and nothing else. Not knowing what to expect, the foundation sent in an MTF for extraction, only to find that where they’re heading is already under fo...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The SCP Foundation needs to make some headway with the Serpent’s Hand. This is difficult as the SH refers to the foundation personnel as “The Jailors.” However, a report has come in of a conflict in Iraq between Serpent’s Hand members and a group of Sarkicists. According to the reports, this fight is particularl...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! Our story begins with some humble Bostonian rail workers heading into the subway tunnels for maintenance. Apparently, there have been numerous reports of a lot of flies and rats, indicating something might have died down in the tunnels. Trying to avoid criticism from the higher ups, they send a crew down to clea...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! The SCP Foundation has been alerted to a possible anomalous situation in Seattle. According to reports there may be something going down in regards to a shady dealing. Site 69 sends a group of undercover operatives to an ad agency in hopes of recovering said item. They are immediately put on alert when they spot...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! We are still in Vienna, however, no longer are we trying to ascertain what is taking people. Oh no, we are very well aware of who they are, and they are definitely not “grappenwulfen.” It seems the royal family that was once thought to have died merely moved below the palace began committing acts of depravity. ...

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast!  Season 8, where 5th Edition D&D meets SCP! In the city of Vienna there are a number of missing persons. Normally these are children, drunks, and prostitutes. Normally they’re never found. However, the SCP Foundation is alerted once 3 bodies turn up in completely different states from one another.  One of them is little more than a pile of bones and gore,...