Best Day of My Life

Jo's in the building! Kind of. You'll hear her squeaks throughout this week's episode as we settle into life with our 12 week old! Justin threw his back out and changing diapers on the floor doesn't help... we reminisce about our Moroccan honeymoon and the time we met a literal witch doctor, and consider maybe infusing baby milk?  We get real about postpartum rage (yes, it's a thing), the pressure...

Buckle up, folks… this episode of Best Day of My Life is all about postpartum truths, the stuff no one talks about, and a big ol' dose of humor to keep you laughing! We're chatting about MUST HAVE baby gadgets, why we treat pregnancy, birth, and postpartum like they're a walk in the park (spoiler: they're not), and how babies are basically little uncomfortable squirmy humans trying their best. Oh,...

What do you do when you're told a C-section is your 'only' option? You defy all odds and have a home birth full of surprises! Were talking chaos, comedy, and a whole lot of unexpected twists. In this episode, Justin and I take you through the final five weeks of my pregnancy, our wild birth story, and the hilarious (and humbling) realities of postpartum. From my twin sister keeping my conscious wi...

Hold onto your hats, folks! Gypsy Rose Blanchard is pregnant... and guess what? SO IS MARINA! This week, we're diving into the down and dirty of all things pregnancy—from the untold misconceptions of trying to conceive to the weird gray area of keeping a pregnancy secret. Marina and Justin are here to spill the tea on the traditions they're ditching (think baby showers and gender reveals) and how...

Your first solo episode with Marina this season, and this gal is singing from the rooftops about her favorite topic... WELLNESS! Marina dives deep and spills the tea on the BS that is the supplement market. 💊💥 She breaks down how cancer cells work in the body (spoiler: it's wild) and calls out those shady practitioners who pretend to hold the "key" to your wellness.  We're sick and tired of bein...

There's a full new obsession here that has the Twinkies by their lady balls - it's all things BIBLE. We talk all about our fascinations with Christian mega-church influence, and try to pray over each other…. And we give a little history lesson on baby Jesus and Christmas. You may be impressed, or horrified by Cass trying to tell this story. Choose your own adventure. Also, what about the pagans…?!...

Summer brings out our ga ga side, and we're totally fine with that. This episode covers a lot… so we predict that you'll be entertained. If you've been listening to our episodes recently, you may be hip to our newest edition to the podcast called "twinnies relevant topics of the week." We gab about our love for Miley, and also Beyonce, the TikTok dance cult documentary, how Shrek is kinda cute, an...

This week, we've been hot for the new Bridgerton, and Sophie Turner getting her flowers (go off, girl). It's summer time vibes, so we are feeling loud and saucy. Today, we get knee deep in the personality test that is an enneagram. We guess each others number, take the test, and reveal what's goin' on up there. This definitely opened up a can of worms, in a great fab fit fun way

Don't sulk in your own menty b, it's not cute (or functional) - advice straight from Cassi.  This episode we talk about Cassi's menty b, and the hows and why's she's choosing to stay positive. Not to mention, we open this episode with a very chaotic antidote that includes Cass getting chased down into a Popeyes by a deranged man. Besides the juicy serious stuff, we continue to confess more love to...

Put on your scuba suits, heaux. Marina is taking us into the deep dive ON HOW SHE GOT SCAMMED FOR NEARLY $20k...! It's not a pretty episode, per se... but it sure is funny. No matter the situation, we honestly try and laugh things off. So, Buckle up on Patty, guys...! Marina goes into the  how and why this scam of a program made its' way into her life, and how long it took until she saw every red...

It's no secret that weve had some interesting relationships in the past,  and this time we're talking about the hilarious yet horrifying experiences we've had... with our bosses. We can laugh about it now, but boy oh boy was that shit suss. On top of all that - Marina and I talk about what it means to find the strength within yourself when everyone else is telling us that you're destined to fail. ...

We're cracking the code on dealing with alpha females. From dodging drama to forming bonds with the truly badass ones, we're dishing out tips, tricks, and maybe a few cautionary tales along the way. We rank our favorite alpha females and name the crown jewels of those who reign supreme and who needs to GTFO. Of course, we cover some current Alpha female news such as Grimes at Coachella and Kim K /...

F*ck we're old! JK, we don't feel that way at all. We're actually feeling quite hott (and a little bothered). Anyways, join us as we sing into our thirties loud and proud. Specifically… in celebration of our gawtdaym 30th birthday (March 12th). With all of our wisdom whipping and whirling in our lives atm, we make our takes on what "ligh switch" moments we've had thus far as we've strutted into th...

WE'RE BACK... and we're better than ever! One of us is still sober (you can guess which one that is?), and the podcast is onto bigger and funnier moments. Today, we're diving deep into Marina's experience with a spiritual medium! This isn't Cassandra's first rodeo, so she's here to help guide this wild ride with a lot of humor and even more perspective. Marina discovers the 'why' behind her people...

One year sober and nothing has changed…. JK. Everything has changed. At least in some ways it has and in other ways not so much! We've cleansed our sexy, sacred temples from cigs and booze and we are definitely feeling the hype about sober life.  We have some major takeaways from this past year. It should come as no surprise that we have VERY DIF perspectives on this shared goal!  We're diving int...

Join the twins as they saché into Marina's childhood dreams of being discovered, performing to an empty field..., and navigating the treacherous waters of coaching scams that has left her, well… bitter. We're all about comedy over tragedy in this house! This episode is a wild ride of laughter, and we can't wait for you to listen. 

It's been 10 months of sobriety, but why does it feel like it's been 5 years…? Sometimes, we think "WHY THE HELL ARE WE DOING THIS…!", and then we take a shot of Fire Cider, a nice, long deep breath, and remember why. And that's just the start of this episode, so enjoy. 

Marina has a tapeworm, and it's serious. Don't worry tho, she's got it handled. The twins trot down memory lane and revisit their drunk pastimes of holidays at the bars. They talk about how easy it could be to make decisions to drink again, and also how the decision to be sober is a lot of behind-the-scenes operations.  This holiday season is gonna be lit for many different reasons this year, and...

In this episode, we talk about how we felt very out-of-place at a recent farmer's market,  and how we laughed away being butt-hurt. Actually, we talk about all the ways we're getting butt-hurt these days. Marina gets in her feels about unconditional love, and Cassi comes to terms with being a 'loner." Also, we finish off with a hilarious "drop it or keep it game" that teases fun, dirty, habits fro...

Does sobriety make you boring..?! F*CK NO. Example A... We laughing throughout this entire episode. We dive into the stereotypes of sobriety how they come up short and why we actually think that drinking makes you boring! We play  Trend or Truth -  and carve out some hard goals for the rest of 2023. 

Feeling sexi rolling into 9 MONTHS OF CIGS + ALC-FREE life. And the most important part of all of this... is that Britney is FREE. We loved her memoir and we are all better because of it. Let us not forget how much we owe this pop princess. Also, we talk about what it means to release this "obsession of being liked by everyone" and what it means to find peace with that sassy biatch that lives with...

If you've ever been curious about ayahuasca, THIS IS YOUR EPISODE. If you've never even heard of ayahuasca, Marina breaks it down in such an approachable, digestible, hilarious way. Honestly, this episode is for EVERYONE. Seriously, this is such a fantastic episode to hunker down and soak in Marina's elaborate storytelling of her 3-day Ayahuasca Journey. She tripped balls, asked about the Pyramids...

LFGO WITCHES. Marina asks the  juicy question... "Are we emotional...?" and we Pisces girls take the convo into many directions. We talk about what it means to prioritize internal beliefs, rather than being ruled by external factors. We curiously chat about Alix Earle's hospital scare, and the unpredictable changes that have happened since sobriety. We finish off with 8 rapid-fire questions to cel...

(sound is fixed after 3min...!) Imagine swirling around a caramel apple sucker in a shot of Jameson... Yeah, we're imagining it too. Anyways, Marina's third eye pimple is beaming on this Full Moon in Aries, Cassi takes advice from her BF, and we're hoping to see promising results. Marina shares how epic our Fire Cider is, and Cassi says why she can't even smoke herbal cigs.... and we chat about th...

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