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Grab your slice of Phil’s birthday cake and meet us at the undisclosed location of Pat’s wedding for a LIVE draft mid-ceremony. It’s Pat’s big day so the Boiz are reporting on location and all the stars are out. There’s Doug Pitt. And look, here comes Dracula! After the cake is eaten by the kids and the kids are eaten by a bear, the Boiz treat the crowd to a draft of the worst places/events to rec...

Grab your ocean lime and squeeze it in Pat’s mouth on an all-new Patisode of LIVE! We’re a week away from the wedding, so the Bung Boiz are lighting up a pack of Pat and coming up with the best excuses to skip his big day. Is Pat pro or con bear attack mid-ceremony? If Nate worked out for a whole summer, would he have gotten invited? Why did Matt yell at everybody during the bachelor party? Plus,...

Grab your scorching hot takes and meet us at the comedy landfill for a new episode of LIVE! The 2022 NFL season is upon us and it is time for the Boiz to take a stab at some predictions for the new year. Nate thinks Kim Kardashian is going to start dating one of his favorite players. Pat has a chalkboard in his soul. Matt thinks he won’t be stressed but nobody believes him. Plus, what does it mean...

Grab your two guys/half faces and join us at an undisclosed location for an all new episode of LIVE! Producer Matt, I don’t feel so good…Something is wrong with the randomizer and not even you sexy, horny listeners can save the multiverse. Nick gets an upper-stomach tan. Costa uncovers a Gatorland conspiracy to breed dinosaurs. Zach tries to make “A-quats” happen. Plus, does Nate Ford have the ran...

Grab your next two bad jokes and join us at the Gatorland Spooktacular for our three-year anniversary celebration! Somehow, the boiz have been doing this for three whole years, and they only sound a little bit burned out. Nate does advanced analytics to show that three is more than two. Pat announces he is having a child within the next 140 weeks. Matt gets confused when Star Trek and threesomes c...

Grab your astronaut suit and head to Music Midtown for Pat’s bald awakening. What are some of the worst places you could be taken on a surprise vacation? Pat doesn’t want to fly anywhere too far due to blood clots. Nate blows off a booze cruise. Matt is forced to find his manhood in the middle of nowhere with his stepfather-in-law. Plus, which host has never been to a Chuck E. Cheese? What would y...

Grab your spice cream and join us for a new episode of LIVE! Klondike is ending the Choco Taco due to making too much money, so the boiz are drafting new treats for the ice cream truck. Pat really wants to eat an ice cream disk. Nate concocts a sponge with an ice cream log. Matt is off social media. Plus, what is the natural evolution of the taco? If Mexican food was Pokémon, what would each dish...

Grab your scrum and meet us where the fresh water meets the salt water for a fishy new episode of LIVE! What are the most unexpected things that can happen to a fish? Pat is angry and doesn’t know why. Nate doesn’t care what dogs have to say. Matt would rather fly than have a billion dollars. Plus, what’s wrong with the swans in the Yellowstone? What is a penguin doing on Nate’s desk? How is migra...

Grab your Nateuccino and join Al Pacino in the Bungalow for a new LIVE(ucchino)! What do you wish you had in your house? Matt reconstitutes his own feces molecules for dinner. Nate puts a knickknack shelf in his pool room. Pat gets a vending machine installed next to his front door. One of the three things you just read is actually true. Plus, where exactly is Niagara Falls? How many turtles are b...

Grab your beep boop stuff and get charged by lightning on an all new LIVE! If you were going into a Battle Royale, what Emojis would you want on your side? Nate gets tricked into a contract with the devil. Pat gives a wedding update. Matt is framed for murder by a genie. Plus, is an android a robot? Is a witch a wizard or a warlock? Is science impervious to magic? It’s Gandalf the Grey (or White,...

Grab your Sod Poodles and fly to Honolulu for an all new LIVE! Baseball is dying but the Boiz are here to rescue it. Was baseball better with steroids? Should MLB employ sex workers? Does anybody have a better save percentage than Jesus? Plus, indulge in an embarrassment of mini-games, like “Name a Hockey Player,” “Is This a Real Baseball Team?” and the classic “Is this Nate’s Aha Pick?” Bases are...

Grab your Winnie at the turn and play Nate Bingo with only one square on an all new LIVE! It’s the dawg days of Summer, so what are some ways to #BeatTheHeat? Nate hates the feeling of wet cloth in his mouth. Pat sells bottled hose water. Matt makes a questionable Amber Heard joke. Plus, has science ever tried flipping the ozone on its other side? Where does the ice cream sandwich rank among sandw...

Grab your magnetic COVID onions and sleep with your socks on in an all new LIVE! What are some alternative shoes, and what exactly does that mean? Who has been snoffin’? Who wears socks with sandals? Have you ever read glue? Plus, you should see how many vats Leonardo DiCaprio has in his closet. Nate gets mad because someone sneaks in feet. And Kevin spills chili. All that and more and it all happ...

Grab your useless ass pig and watch out for predatory birds on an all new LIVE! What are some meaningless holidays? Oklahoma celebrates Oklahoma Day. China celebrates a new year on a calendar that doesn’t exist. Rhode Island is the only state that celebrates Victory Over Japan Day. Plus, could Nate resist hut dogs at a baseball game? Is Easter a dessert holiday? Will a squirrel see its own shadow?...

Grab your hut dog and meet us at the Carnivore Cave for a prehistoric episode of LIVE! Attendance is down at Jurassic World and the boiz are here to help drum up business. Pat has a huge reveal. Matt spares no expense. The podcast has its very first boom bow. Plus, is Nate scared of giraffes, bro? How many hot dogs is too many hot dogs? Would you gamble on weekly dinosaur fight nights? We’re talki...

Grab your Twinkie burgers and un-velcro your socks on an all new LIVE! What are some socks? The Boiz will tell you! Is it weird to sleep in socks? How did the change dish end up in the pillow? What one sense would you keep? Plus, Matt is rocking but nobody is socking. Nate alludes meanly about Pat. Pat gets triggered about dumb animals on Bluey. Sock means give and we are socking you an all new LI...

Grab your nonfunctional man nipples and milk them for laughs as the boiz get infected on an all new LIVE! Matt saves the world by reverse-jinxing Monkeypox with his crippling fear. Pat steals from a tiny home. Nate does a nasty Nate. Plus, you guys ever get sick stink? Slime: pores or holes? Can you control your suction cups? Fever, chills, lethargic, and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your wedding gun and join us in a job interview with a monkey for a new episode of LIVE! What are some of the best and worst “day of” jitters? Pat gets fired up reminiscing about high school football games and putting his head through freshmen. New Nate alphas Old Nate. Matt gets anxious every April 1st. Plus, who won the donut eating challenge? What’s the worst that could happen on your prop...

Grab your tiny palm kitten and join us at the nearest tattoo parlor for a permanent new episode of LIVE! What tattoos would you get if they could come to life? Nate gets a tiny dragon to do his bidding. Matt tats his car keys on his hips. Pat puts his shoes into a bad boss. Plus, is John Hammond a dinosaur? Is Nate an FBI agent? Does Pat have an evil Clippy? All that and more and it all happens LI...

Grab your gnar and shred it on an all new episode of LIVE! The boiz are going to tell you what to pack for the perfect day at the beach. No day is complete without four hours of lonely brooding. Don’t forget your flesh-colored bathing suit! We’ll bring the fries. Plus, could you surf one wave to save your family? Would Pat read during commercial breaks if it meant he could go to the Super Bowl? Wh...

Grab your striped tire and head to the loberry for a new episode of LIVE! Nate is a #BookGuy now so we’re assembling a book using characters, conflicts, genres, and settings seemingly at random. In Old Timey America, Tim Ramblesong is trying to live a quiet, flag-folding, bed-making life as the head of the neighborhood watch. On Mars, an alien/human hybrid searches for his doughy, sports car-drivi...

Grab your charged punches and get ready to be hit with a new episode of LIVE! Who are some celebrities who will have great biopics using just material from their lives starting today onward? Johnny Depp wins an Oscar for portraying Morgan Freeman. Ezra Miller works at a gas station. Tom Holland lives a basic rich and famous life with no issues. Plus, Is Pat trying to copy Matt by being really sick...

Grab your hunk of space cheese and join us in Nate’s fridge for a moon-sized episode of LIVE! What does space smell, taste, feel, and sound like? Connect the Dippin’ Dots as the Boiz travel through the atmosphere and explode in the vacuum of infinity. What is sound? Is a bunch of flavors just one flavor? Is Ground Pepsi the opposite of Space Coke? Plus, What is proper group chat etiquette? Will yo...

Grab your mystery object and pick your teeth with us on an all new episode of LIVE! The boiz are brain storming brain storms, an idea just vague enough to never be fully explained or understood. Julia Roberts is here (no she’s not) and the brand is stronger than ever. How many holes is a donut? Is an earthquake a storm? Is this the longest running podcast you’ve never heard of? It’s cloudy with a...

Grab your boxing gloves and meet us at the Dolby for a pay-per-view episode of LIVE! What should Will Smith’s punishment be for slapping Chris Rock? Pat thinks he should work retail for two years. Matt thinks he should have to act in a shot-for-shot remake of “Independence Day: Resurgence.” Nate thinks he should have to come on the pod to discuss. Plus, what is the one April Fools prank that Nate’...