Beach Bungalow LIVE!

Grab your hovering shade clouds and join us at the beach for an all new LIVE! Basic Month continues with a chat about the best activities at the beach (not to be confused with the Perfect Beach Day, that's a different thing). Pat is done with chips in balls. Matt gets mad about Another Cinderella Story. Chemical research labs in Nashville are experimenting on elephants. Plus, should England be...

Grab your 1975 red tape and hunt some sharks on an all new LIVE! If you were in the blockbuster "Jaws," what would you do differently as the shark or as the townspeople? Matt recruits all of Bruce's friends to help take down the Orca. Pat sucks the oxygen out of wet seaweed so he can hunt on land. Plus, is Jaws just The Phantom Menace? Would you rather lose a butt or an arm? Why is M...

Grab your lib algae and go California Dreamin' on an all new LIVE! World Cup fever is sweeping the globe and the Boiz are here to suggest other tournaments that might be fun to watch. They also close the book on the Gaspee Days 5k with a detailed recap of the big event. Matt is the Forrest Gump of Halo 3. Pat wants more dumb people on TV. Cruise Wolfe gets demoted. Plus, Koreans...can they sin...

Grab your pink beta hog and join us at the zoo for an all new LIVE! The Boiz report LIVE from the Gaspee Days road race and provide both pre- and post-race instant reaction. Then, for the first time in the history of the show, the Boiz record together from Roger Williams Park. Who won the big race? Why do peacocks get to do whatever they want? Are children people? Plus, Matt does a sip of beer. Pa...

Grab your Croc Guzzler and pour one out for Buddy on an all new LIVE! All aboard the swamp wagon for some rules of the road. Did Kris Kristofferson write Dracula? Will the army of Chesterland be able to take down Mr. Worldwide? Would you stop at the barn from Toy Master? Plus, Pat is in the shape of a four. Matt asks that everybody know their butt. Flip cannot get enough of canned beef jerky. It&#...

Grab your banned steroid Olympic running gear and meet us in Pawtuxet for an all new LIVE! We're a week away from the Gaspee Days 5k Poison Ivy Race and the Boiz are going over top storylines. Pat sends emails from his car. Matt gatekeeps his mile time. Reginald Whiteside time travels through a closet. Plus, can Pat beat a 76-year-old? Why does Matt's race playlist make him a serial killer...

Grab your free airplane headphones and get in line like the rest of us on an all new LIVE! Pat is potty training his firstborn, which gives the Boiz a good excuse to do another complainy episode about how people need to better behave themselves. Matt is no longer a lib mask wearer. Pat forgets butter in his muffins. Plus, if CeeDee Lamb had two months to live, should he be able to circumvent concu...

Grab your sailor uniform and head to Indianapolis for an all new LIVE! Matt has agreed to sign a contract to be a worker at Pat's gym, and now all that is left is to negotiate the fine print. Pat details his trip to the most boring city in the world. Matt attends his first farm crawl to surprising results. Friend of the Show Jared hems and haws with the best of them. Plus, is Pat up here umm&#...

Grab your nipstick and bring your Patbuster energy to an all new LIVE! Superfan Amanda makes her triumphant return to talk about her experience growing up on a dairy farm. The Boiz are cow curious and bring all their burning questions. How powerful is the stream from an udder? Is raw milk gross? Why is there a big glass ball? Plus, Pat confirms if horses are evil. All cows go to Canada. The pod is...

Grab your bug-zapping tennis racket and join us at the Adolf Shpunkler Book Letter for an all new LIVE! This week the Boiz are dedicating an entire episode (well, half an episode) to moms: what they do and what they deserve. Does Pat have trouble coming to Matt's defense? Who is the Sassy Assassin? Why haven't they figured out eyes yet? Plus, Pat nearly does violence at a carriage corral a...

Grab your vague invite and drive down Jeff Foxworthy Highway on an all new LIVE! We're halfway to Halloween, and we are celebrating with a day that's half of a ween, not a full ween. Matt shoves jelly beans in his mouth. Pat's party is super well lit. Halfoween Spirit is a normal guy. Plus, who shot first in the Marvin Gardens War? Why is Matt a pumpkin seed? What did Pat see on his dr...

Grab your sticky muffins and form a new religion on an all new LIVE! There is a chimp civil war raging in Uganda and the Boiz are here to end it. Pat lives for free hotel breakfasts. Matt builds a KongDome. Floridians are wading through hip-high iguanas. Plus, are the western chimps actually time travelers? When did Michael Scott leave baseball? Who would be better at brokering a chimp ceasefire:...

Grab your social battery and head to the petting zoo with Drake Claye for an all new LIVE! Gotta be some good crawls out there, right? Matt finally tells the story of why he yelled at an airline rep. Pat wants to taste dog milk. Robert De Niro can't speak Italian. Plus, does Pat draw his anger from the earth? Why did a Patriots player give Matt his number? Where did Carl get his Mountain Dew v...

Grab your dripping tail pipes and sell your egg futures on an all new LIVE! The Boiz have solved eggs, they’ve stopped the fences, they’ve saved baseball, and they’ve tracked down a dangerous lizard. Next on their list? Lowering gas prices. Matt walks eight miles to the movies. Pat’s leg gets scraped like an overripe nectarine. Elon blows another hole five miles up river. Plus, why did we buy all...

Grab your Guardian cap and join us on the moving walkway for an all new LIVE! The Boiz bought a zoo and it’s time for them to implement their vision. Pat wants parks without borders. Matt puts elephants up for adoption. Mister Lister procures a soul for the depths of hell. Plus, what’s the mediumest animal? Can you discriminate against motorcycle riders? Why do otters smell like acorns? All that a...

Grab your pseudo-coffin and join us in the rainforest for an all new LIVE! This week the Boiz are upgrading the Universal and Disney theme parks with hot new ride ideas. Pat is the Mulder to Matt's Scully as they uncover more truths about the Roger Williams zoo deaths of 2026. Letterboxd's top 10 movies of the 80s and 90s are revealed. Plus, is Matt's voice finally dropping? Is Jimmy Fallon impris...

Grab your Gaspee Days gauntlet and throw it down in an all new LIVE! Matt's industry is in jeopardy, and the Boiz are spitballing possible career changes. Matt reveals his biggest regret in life. Pat gets a promotion. Norman Coughcheck Jr. kicks Billy the Singing Boy off Broadway. Plus, could Pat put his computer in the cloud? Is the poet laureate a spy? Why does Greta hate baby birds? More gy...

Grab your butt birth rhino and join us in Hollywood for the final episode in our special movie ranking series! The Boiz are revealing their five favorite movies of the 80s and 90s. Matt has injustice done upon him. Pat loves ice, but not the berg kind. Bill Paxton goes head-to-head with Sam Elliot. Plus, can Matt get re-dragged? How much would you pay for Wonka’s golden ticket? Has Pat ever seen T...

Grab your pallet of SpaghettiOs and join Ghost Busey for an all new LIVE! This week, the Boiz continue their cinematic journey. Matt watches Road House for the first time. Pat hates Snow White. Indiana Jones is dirty Bond. Plus, can Neo surf? Is ET from Endor? Who is that Egyptian guy from all the textbooks? Don’t meet Matt’s really creepy heroes. Especially when it all happens LIVE!

Grab your Greek-inspired pockets and run afoul in an all new LIVE! The Boiz have been dragged, and now they’re back for more pain. Pat gets hit with a blizzard so bad it changes his opinion on avalanches. Matt flirts with the Little Mermaid but not in a creepy way. Mom lets us stay up late. Plus, would Pat go to Road House? What other classic movies has Matt not seen? Are grits real? All that and...

Grab your neurolizer and hop in the DeLorean for a trip down memory lane on a new LIVE! The Bungalow Boiz are suffering from post-football scaries so they are back in their safe space talking their favorite movies of the 80s and 90s. Pat shoots from the love gun. Matt gets scared by an alien in a dress. Dieter Dengler Died on Digg’s birthday. Plus, is Rip Torn a name? Why are they setting cows on...

Grab your pants and join the Boiz as they do one just for them. Matt recaps his weekend attending Super Bowl LX. Pat talks halftime shows of the 60s to today. Drake Maye sees ghosts. Plus, is there a bag in the house? Is Benito the most talented person on Earth? Does Friend-of-the-Show Jared wear jeans? All that and gas station coffee and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your rally sticks and get sticky with it on an all new LIVE! It's Super Bowl weekend, so it's time to talk munchies for the Big Game. Matt gets buddied. Pat throws a lot of hooks in the water. London arc over, new arc pending. Plus, why doesn't Pat think nachos are worth it anymore? Will Matt get propositioned by robot prostitutes at the Super Bowl? Does sushi have good mouth feel...

Grab your Scrimshaw Shanks and join us in the ancient vineyards for an all new LIVE! Matt is disliked by service staff. Pat is a private sauna guy. Big Electric has a new scheme. Plus, why won't Matt ever beat the rich boy allegations? Would you buy a bomb cyclone from an ice cream truck? Is Pat giving up on owning the libs? All that and camp dirt and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your Doritos and head to the party for an all new LIVE! The nuclear cockroaches of podcasting are back with another episode for the normies. What three chip brands are at every picnic? Is popcorn a chip? Are the Golden Globes rigged? Plus, Pat gets airbrushed. Matt is conflicted about his birthday. The Boiz put a pause on pasta. All that and some after dark football talk and it all happens LI...