Beach Bungalow LIVE!

Grab your coffee with Bernstein and join us for an all new LIVE! They are hiding stuff in candy and the Boiz are here to expose them. Matt's dad doesn't surprise him at Disney. Pat is in the market for more butts. Cereal is in a dark place. Plus, what if spaghetti was t-shirts? Why are our snack bags half-empty? What is the magical smell of the check-out aisle? All that and Her/She Bars an...

Grab your beacon of evil and join us in remote Antarctica (not the local one) for an all new LIVE! The Boiz are trying to summon a demon who can help them with the show. Matt sacrifices his autograph notecards from high school. Pat uses banned videos that got him suspended to open a portal between worlds. Blob dog is allowed to live. Plus, are the Boiz so mentally ill that they're interesting?...

Grab your testicle implants and go butt cheeks first into an all new LIVE! A nor'easter has hit New England, and now a nor'Halloweeaster is hitting the Bungalow. Pat is infested by the Halloween spirit. Matt refuses to investigate a noise in his living room. Terry McLaurin is scary again. Plus, is each ball a lemon? Is satellite imagery real pictures? Purple rain make zombies? All that and...

Grab your "I'm with lobster" graphic dockyard tee and join us in New England for a Paul-less episode of LIVE! There are strange things afoot so the Boiz call in Flint Smolder and Dank Skunky to help solve some B-Files. Flint looks around for teeth. Dank does centrifuge work on the goo. Dark arcane magic unleashes a job for Matt. Plus, how did Pat get tricked by a greeting card? Does...

Grab your butt polish and join us in Nashville for some cluckin' hot chicken and an all new LIVE! Producer Matt still can't find work, so the Boiz are here to break the curse hanging over his life. Pat Bings Google. Matt gets covered in wax and put by the fire. Flint Smolder tries to solve the case of the dying zebras. Plus, did Matt take a vow of silence in high school? Why is Pat worried...

Grab your crema de la crop and join the Boiz at 20,000 feet for a new episode of LIVE! What are some things that the Boiz absolutely never want to do before they die? Satan at Hell Times gets a quick comment on Matt's job status. Pat won't bungee jump in a country where he can't immediately sue someone. The horse cannot legally retaliate due to parody law. Plus, how is cocaine like pre...

Grab your endangered elements and speak to them in your stupid little sewer voice on an all new LIVE! What should be federally legalized in the United States? Matty Diggs still does not have work. Patty Big Hits is feeling the big hits. CTE frog can't be re-homed. Plus, why can't you vote on DraftKings? What were the most harrowing twenty minutes of Matt's life? Does Pat still use the...

Grab your custom Dalton Schultz jersey and join us by the peach basket for an all new LIVE! The walls between worlds have thinned, and something from the Bungverse has slipped through. It's a special end to Football Month as former host Nate returns for a rare guest appearance to talk the upcoming NFL and fantasy seasons. The Boiz play GeoSports. Pat gets hurt by DJ Moore. Nate becomes the Osc...

Grab your train station gabagool and meet us in Fernfield where everything is possible on an all new LIVE! Football month continues with a special Beach Bungalow Blockbusters and it's not the Triple-B of yay, this is the fun kind. Matt imprisons Air Bud. Trope Master Pat gets fed up with all the tropes. Russians are trying to do an animal circus. Plus, how old is Air Bud? Is the football coach...

Grab your bologna sandwich and leave it in the fridge on an all new LIVE! This week the Boiz try to articulate how football makes them feel. CeeDee Lamb hates Matt. Pat picks up some scuttlebutt. Collinsworth is a squiggler. Plus, why did John Madden want to be reincarnated as a blimp? Will the Titans win more games than the Cowboys? Are the Browns big in Russia? All that and a little bit of hope...

Grab your 1985 copy of NFL Challenge and join the Alliance of American Football on an all new LIVE! Bee Master Zach returns to kick off #FootballMonth in style with the annual trivia competition between the Boiz. Pat gets hung up on Jake Delhomme's hair. Matt was obsessed with Eddie George. Zach is skanking all around the house. Plus, is Wayne Gretzky overrated? How did the Rock win an NCAA ch...

Grab your glass figurine and ward off evil spirits on an all new LIVE! Matt is about to start a new job, and Pat is here to help him make a good first impression (for the 30th time). Pat accidentally recites the theory of relativity. Matt slides back into crippling anxiety. Rover Dangerfield goes to college. Plus, why does Pat keep coming back to wieners? What does Matt like about his job besides...

Grab your dirty laundry and throw it ABH (Anywhere But Hamper) on an all new LIVE! Speaking of LIVE, what are some of the best live musical performances of all-time? Pat still refrigerates his cereal. Matt accidentally ensnares his own dad in a ticket scam. Coyote Cruise hates the Muppets. Plus, what constitutes a "live" musical performance? Can you guess the top ten songs of 2000? Could...

Grab your NC-17 cone and join us in basic month for an all new LIVE! This week the Boiz are building their dream ice cream treat. What does Matt pair with passionfruit syrup? Why is investigative journalism taking a toll on Pat? Are the nation's zoos actually a giant villain network? Plus, Barack Obama is a bot. Pat is obsessed with strawberry-covered chocolate. Matt uncovers a plot to overthr...

Grab your hovering shade clouds and join us at the beach for an all new LIVE! Basic Month continues with a chat about the best activities at the beach (not to be confused with the Perfect Beach Day, that's a different thing). Pat is done with chips in balls. Matt gets mad about Another Cinderella Story. Chemical research labs in Nashville are experimenting on elephants. Plus, should England be...

Grab your 1975 red tape and hunt some sharks on an all new LIVE! If you were in the blockbuster "Jaws," what would you do differently as the shark or as the townspeople? Matt recruits all of Bruce's friends to help take down the Orca. Pat sucks the oxygen out of wet seaweed so he can hunt on land. Plus, is Jaws just The Phantom Menace? Would you rather lose a butt or an arm? Why is M...

Grab your lib algae and go California Dreamin' on an all new LIVE! World Cup fever is sweeping the globe and the Boiz are here to suggest other tournaments that might be fun to watch. They also close the book on the Gaspee Days 5k with a detailed recap of the big event. Matt is the Forrest Gump of Halo 3. Pat wants more dumb people on TV. Cruise Wolfe gets demoted. Plus, Koreans...can they sin...

Grab your pink beta hog and join us at the zoo for an all new LIVE! The Boiz report LIVE from the Gaspee Days road race and provide both pre- and post-race instant reaction. Then, for the first time in the history of the show, the Boiz record together from Roger Williams Park. Who won the big race? Why do peacocks get to do whatever they want? Are children people? Plus, Matt does a sip of beer. Pa...

Grab your Croc Guzzler and pour one out for Buddy on an all new LIVE! All aboard the swamp wagon for some rules of the road. Did Kris Kristofferson write Dracula? Will the army of Chesterland be able to take down Mr. Worldwide? Would you stop at the barn from Toy Master? Plus, Pat is in the shape of a four. Matt asks that everybody know their butt. Flip cannot get enough of canned beef jerky. It&#...

Grab your banned steroid Olympic running gear and meet us in Pawtuxet for an all new LIVE! We're a week away from the Gaspee Days 5k Poison Ivy Race and the Boiz are going over top storylines. Pat sends emails from his car. Matt gatekeeps his mile time. Reginald Whiteside time travels through a closet. Plus, can Pat beat a 76-year-old? Why does Matt's race playlist make him a serial killer...

Grab your free airplane headphones and get in line like the rest of us on an all new LIVE! Pat is potty training his firstborn, which gives the Boiz a good excuse to do another complainy episode about how people need to better behave themselves. Matt is no longer a lib mask wearer. Pat forgets butter in his muffins. Plus, if CeeDee Lamb had two months to live, should he be able to circumvent concu...

Grab your sailor uniform and head to Indianapolis for an all new LIVE! Matt has agreed to sign a contract to be a worker at Pat's gym, and now all that is left is to negotiate the fine print. Pat details his trip to the most boring city in the world. Matt attends his first farm crawl to surprising results. Friend of the Show Jared hems and haws with the best of them. Plus, is Pat up here umm&#...

Grab your nipstick and bring your Patbuster energy to an all new LIVE! Superfan Amanda makes her triumphant return to talk about her experience growing up on a dairy farm. The Boiz are cow curious and bring all their burning questions. How powerful is the stream from an udder? Is raw milk gross? Why is there a big glass ball? Plus, Pat confirms if horses are evil. All cows go to Canada. The pod is...

Grab your bug-zapping tennis racket and join us at the Adolf Shpunkler Book Letter for an all new LIVE! This week the Boiz are dedicating an entire episode (well, half an episode) to moms: what they do and what they deserve. Does Pat have trouble coming to Matt's defense? Who is the Sassy Assassin? Why haven't they figured out eyes yet? Plus, Pat nearly does violence at a carriage corral a...

Grab your vague invite and drive down Jeff Foxworthy Highway on an all new LIVE! We're halfway to Halloween, and we are celebrating with a day that's half of a ween, not a full ween. Matt shoves jelly beans in his mouth. Pat's party is super well lit. Halfoween Spirit is a normal guy. Plus, who shot first in the Marvin Gardens War? Why is Matt a pumpkin seed? What did Pat see on his dr...