Matt and Pat

Beach Bungalow LIVE!

Comedy EN ↓ 363 episodes

Welcome to the Beach Bungalow, a post-modern exploration of male friendship hosted by Pat and Matt, AKA the plague rats of podcasting. LIVE is the top-streamed show in entertainment history, but Big Podcast is suppressing the numbers and stealing all the great ideas. If you like laughter, happiness, hanging with your friends, and also can't stand multidimensional candy monsters, take a sip of the podcast that’s like a jalapeño margarita: refreshing, spicy, and intoxicating. Of course, if you don't like happiness, this show isn't for you.

Author

Matt and Pat

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

www.BeachBungalowLive.com

Latest episode

Jul 10, 2026

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Episodes

188: Glorbs You Sneak to Flange 10.03.2023

Grab your alternative litter box and meet us in nonsense world for a new episode of LIVE! What are some glorbs you would sneak to flange? Pat’s cat is peeing the bed. Matt puts a sock over a can to show where he pinches. Nate’s baby is fat and that’s a good thing! Plus, could you paint the Mona Lisa with unlimited money and time? What’s more glorb: squam or trambopoline? Do mangoes make for terrib...

187: Why Did the Boiz Get Invited to the 2022 Trivia Summit? 03.03.2023

Grab your podcast microchip and go back to the past for an old/new episode of LIVE! The Boiz are busy so that means it’s time for a clipshow episode. Why did Jeff invite the Bung Boiz to his 2022 Trivia Summit? Was the bird in Nate’s house an actor? Why isn’t Putin banned from the Oscars? Does the Pope get loose? Plus, Matt is an evil father figure. Pat has a handlebar mustache. Machines aren’t pe...

186: Good Moon, Bad Baby 24.02.2023

Grab your pink crustacean and join us in St. Lucia for a new episode of LIVE! This week we’re talking two things: honeymoons and birthing babies. What are some great destinations for one, but not the other? Would you give birth on a beach? What citizenship is a baby if it is born on international waters? Could you beat Matt or Nate in a game of Buffet or Bluff-it? Plus, Nate goes on fraternity lea...

185: How to Spy on Other Countries 17.02.2023

Grab your spy balloon and float over to King John Oom’s house for an all new LIVE! The Boiz are giving the government free ideas for how to spy on our enemies. Pat perfects the shrink ray and the growth ray. Matt does a Mulan. Nate prays really hard until Jesus tells him all the secrets. Plus, is every movie someone’s favorite movie? Would it be better or worse if Putin was a centaur? Are you two...

184: All Openers 10.02.2023

Grab your opener and meet us in the opener for a LIVE draft full of openers. The Bung Boiz have a lot to talk about and no time to spare, so instead of opening with an opener they’ve decided to open, draft, and close with all openers! Pat is developing a bit. Matt gets wasted and watches “80 for Brady.” Nate proposes a jersey swap with Frank Sinatra. Plus, should Nate’s kid still get a birthday pa...

183: Who Killed Chester the Dog-Eating Alligator? 03.02.2023

Grab your loved ones and give them a big hug, because life is short and precious. We join the Boiz this week to celebrate and honor the life of Chester the Dog-Eating Alligator, who passed away at the age of 60ish. While reports are that Chester died of an intestinal blockage, the facts don’t add up. How does the mightiest creature to ever walk the earth just…die? And why did it take so long to re...

182: Items You'd Repurpose if You Were a Mouse 27.01.2023

Grab your wispy mustache and join us at the tool shed gym for a new episode of LIVE! What are some items you’d repurpose if you were a mouse (or mouse-sized)? Pat sleeps on sauce packet pillows. Nate tames a toad. Matt kinks his hose. Plus, what’s the best cereal to dive into? Would a small frog survive being thrown out of a plane? You ever find a double or a triple hair? Buff raccoons are doing s...

181: Business Advice 20.01.2023

Grab your 80lbs of hose and meet us at the Great Wall Street of China for a new episode of LIVE! Prepare to be rich because the Boiz have all had successful lives and now they are here to give their sage wisdom to YOU! Matt pays people to touch his dirt. Alexander Mattison drinks coffee. Nate has a hot take about firefighters that even Pat finds problematic. Plus, is it possible to be un-cancelled...

180: Foods You Want in a Spray Can 13.01.2023

Grab your jelly beer and meet us at the iHeart Radio Podcast Awards for a new episode of LIVE! What are some foods you wish could be sprayed out of a can? Nate becomes Doc Ock trying to invent spray BBQ. Matt decorates his tacos with spray beef. Pat chomps on a black hole. Plus, did Joe Biden poison all the peanut butter? Did Paula Deen try to kill Pat’s family? Are pancakes art? It’s easy peasy l...

179: What Makes You Say "F#%K YEAH" as if You Just Threw a Pomegranate at a Tree? 06.01.2023

Grab your Monster Hanual and meet Matt at the dump for an all new LIVE! It’s 2023 and the pickup pizza boiz are doing revolutions and talking about what makes them say “f#%k yeah!” Nate is looking a little hamstery. Matt is writing a movie in 21 days. Pat is going to read two books this year and is taking suggestions. Plus, no more spaghetti on the carpet. John Wick on a horse. Over/Under on how m...

178: Replace the Times Square Ball Drop 30.12.2022

Grab your trapezoid car and drive it to Times Square for a new year, new episode of LIVE! We’re replacing the New Year’s Eve time ball and these updated traditions are sure to be a hit (or a splat). Nate sacrifices an old person at midnight. Pat brings back an extinct species. Matt drops a new hit single. Plus, who holds the NFL record for most single games with over 150 receiving yards? Giraffe,...

177: Christmas but Make it Horror 23.12.2022

Grab your big, blue, sexy aliens and ride a whale to the North Pole in a holiday episode of LIVE! It’s Christmas but scarier. Nate spends too much time at the market. Pat’s chili looks like puke. Matt is a “happy holidays” guy and he wants everybody to know. Plus, would you call the police if you saw mommy killing Santa Claus? Is Superman stronger than Jesus? Where are the peas? He needs the peas!...

176: Best Worst 16.12.2022

Grab your cringy bacon things and trigger Pat on an all new LIVE! What are some of the best worst songs, movies and foods? Nate is fully recyclable. Pat refuses to lick the hand that feeds him. Matt is too rich for food that sprays out of a can. Plus, how many Sundays do you love your wife? Is Nickelback the Beatles of now? You know when you’re chewing on a meat and it does the meat thing in your...

175: 2022 Science Bee 09.12.2022

Grab your periodic table and put the elements together for a new episode of LIVE! It’s time for the annual bee with Nate and Matt going head-to-head to determine who has the best science mind of the bunch. Can Pat eat gold? Is the ocean wide? Chemistry, in this economy? Plus, list the nation’s deadliest animals. Spell a word. Name a boob. It’s stepsister, not sister, and it all happens LIVE!

174: Everything You Need for Sleepy Time 02.12.2022

Grab your worm pillow and fortify yourself in bed for a new episode of LIVE! What are some things you need when it’s time for sleep? Nate needs his thermodynamic blankey. Pat needs a heat sink. Superfan Amanda needs the soothing tones of the Bungalow Boiz. Plus, was Indiana Jones secretly filmed in Gatorland? Was Nate fed sloppy Joes through a slot in the basement door as a child? Is Matt the litt...

173: This Thanksgiving I'm BLANKful For... 25.11.2022

Grab your can-shaped cranberry sauce and be the first to arrive to a new episode of LIVE! What are you BLANKful for this holiday season? Matt is THANKful for his wife, family, and cheese. Nate is USEful for reading the socials. Pat is DANKful because he’s getting contact high at family Halloween. Plus, who cuts Nate’s hair? What makes the boiz HATEful for Fantasy Football? Why does Wisconsin love...

172: Objects You Hope Never Come to Life 18.11.2022

Grab your floating hatchet and join Jack Hammer in making some noise for an all new LIVE! What are some inanimate objects you hope never come alive? Nail guns don’t know their own strength. Pat is a serial cereal flusher. Peter Piper picked a pair of pants. Plus, who wins in a fight between pens and ants? Who is the podcast tone setter? Is Pat just David Harbour with all the sad sucked out? Spool...

171: Movie Roles You Want for Yourself 11.11.2022

Grab your apple juice, shaken not stirred, and meet us on the playground for a new episode of LIVE! Who are some movie characters you think you should portray? Pat is a Captain America who drinks soda for breakfast. Nate plays himself if himself was as rich and hot as Tom Brady. Matt’s wife is a paid actress. Plus, could you get a hit off Derek Jeter? What day is it in New Zealand? Is the movie “R...

170: Ways to Occupy Yourself on a Long Haul Flight 04.11.2022

Grab your steak gristle and get ready to trim it on an all new episode of LIVE! Matt is going to New Zealand and needs help occupying his time. Pat watches “The Last Duel” five times. Nate watches the plane tracker for fourteen hours. Jim collects stamps. Plus, how many beers could you drink on a long haul flight? Do you let your significant other give directions when driving? Have you met our lor...

169: Trick or Treating Through the Ages 28.10.2022

Grab your Nick ‘Em Lip and go door to door for nips on an all new Halloween LIVE! What sort of treats were given out through the course of history? Nate can’t afford 100 Grands in this economy. Pat tries to argue that stealing isn’t wrong. Matt has a very specific 1900s-era cannibal Protestant necrophilia fetish. Plus, do old people taste like cinnamon? Are monkeys up candy trees? Did they call it...

168: Your Perfect Day 21.10.2022

Grab your nice little treat and meet us in Park City for a perfect episode of LIVE! What is your idea of the perfect day? Matt pregames a walk with a hike. Nate likes sex and a big breakfast. Pat never checks the weather because he doesn’t want any spoilers. Plus, what is the ideal length of a nap? Is Andre 3000 dead? Have you ever been outdoors naked? Stay salty and tune in to a new LIVE!

167: Food Clothes 14.10.2022

Grab your wood shirt and meet us at the grocery store for a new outfit and a new LIVE! This week we’re doing food clothes. Pat moistens his lettuce. Nate poisons his pregnant wife. Matt can’t bust his coconut. Plus, can you slurp a bowtie? If you were swallowed alive would you claw or chew your way out? Can fruit give consent? Accrue pizza points by eating good boy food and listening to a new epis...

166: Things You Respect 07.10.2022

Grab your camo shorts and meet us on the front lines for a new episode of LIVE! The boys are talking about things they respect. Matt gets rear-ended by a lizard person. Nate steals valor. Pat reacts to the new Mario trailer. Plus, did Jesus have two dads? How many people can fit in an elevator? What’s the name of that Rodney Dangerfield movie where he’s a dog? Hate the player and respect the game...

165: Drinks You Want to Bang 30.09.2022

Grab your blob and join the boiz in the eye of the storm for a new episode of LIVE! What drinks do you want to bone? Nate gets rag-dolled by a lager. Pat likes his water dumb thicc. Matt lays down towels for his bloody Marys. Plus, how would you prepare for a hurricane? Is frosting a drink? How do you get rid of a Beetlejuice? If you’re reading or you’re watching or you’re listening to this then i...

164: Things That Would Have Gone Differently If You Had Been There 23.09.2022

Grab your Brazilian balls and join us at Ford’s Theater for a history-altering episode of LIVE! What are some events throughout time that would have gone differently if you had been there? Pat leaves no chads behind. Matt preserves the library at Mattexandria. Nate re-gifts the Trojan Horse. Plus, is the moon infested with feral aliens? Would Nate cheat on Hillary Clinton with a sandwich who had t...

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