Matt and Pat

Beach Bungalow LIVE!

Comedy EN ↓ 363 episodes

Welcome to the Beach Bungalow, a post-modern exploration of male friendship hosted by Pat and Matt, AKA the plague rats of podcasting. LIVE is the top-streamed show in entertainment history, but Big Podcast is suppressing the numbers and stealing all the great ideas. If you like laughter, happiness, hanging with your friends, and also can't stand multidimensional candy monsters, take a sip of the podcast that’s like a jalapeño margarita: refreshing, spicy, and intoxicating. Of course, if you don't like happiness, this show isn't for you.

Author

Matt and Pat

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

www.BeachBungalowLive.com

Latest episode

Jul 10, 2026

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Episodes

138: Nice Things (or Things That are Nice) 25.03.2022

Grab your doll and show us where Pat was mean to you on an all new LIVE! We’re being nice this week, so everyone better be on their best behavior. Pat is confronted about his deeply rooted Falcon issues. Nate neglects his dog. Matt is a gift of God. Plus, where did Jackie Chan go? is Brendan Fraser back? Does Keanu Reeves always finish last? All your burning celebrity questions are answered and it...

137: Snake Oils 18.03.2022

Grab your blood crystals and pray for a new episode of LIVE! The Bung Boiz are doing a snake oil thing. Nate creates a fusion reactor by combining two of his blankets. Pat gets pretzeled by magnets. Matt does a big league Feige tease. Plus, does Nate consume over 100,000 calories of beer a year? Why is there never music at the end of the show? What was Trivia Jeff thinking by inviting us to his po...

136: Sponsorships for Famous Locations 11.03.2022

Grab your traffic laser and join us at the nearest red light for a rerun of Scrubs and a new episode of LIVE! What are some famous locations that should have sponsors? The Sun gets sponsored by a hot sauce. The Panama Canal is filled with broccoli cheddar soup. Crocs are swiping on Tinders. Plus, would people visit the leaning tower of Pisa if it was a Pizza Hut? What came first, the universe or t...

135: Best Things With Which to Replace Your Fingers 04.03.2022

Grab your poor unfortunate hole and join us for a finger-lickin’ good episode of LIVE! With what would you replace your fingers? Nate thinks he’s making his fingers impervious to danger by turning them into lizard butts. Matt gets into shape by turning his fingers into weights. Pat hopes becoming a horse will help him overcome his existential dread. Plus, the Wedding Planning Podcast has released...

134: Why Don't They Make Blank Out of Blank? 25.02.2022

Grab your bread fork and meet us at the bungalow for an all new episode of LIVE! You ever wonder why they don’t make blank out of blank!? Well we have your answer. Pat invents the stone phone. Nate cures global warming with his magical blanket. Matt turns money into food to cut out the middle man. Plus, what surprise did Pat find in his work bathroom? Should old people be allowed to run for presid...

133: Best Animals to be Raised By 18.02.2022

Grab your horny snails and meet us in the bungalow for an all new LIVE! What are some of the best animals to be raised by? Pat thinks if an eagle raises him he can learn how to fly. Matt can hold his breath for a long time after being raised by dolphins. Nate gains intelligence from growing up around a crow. Plus, do dinosaurs all speak the same language? Would Matt be jealous if a bee hit on his...

132: B.Y.O.Blank 11.02.2022

Grab your milk covered raisins and get ready for a party on LIVE! It’s Super Bung weekend (and V-day weekend (and Black History Month (and Tom Brady retired (and Wordle is a thing) so it’s time to chat about dried fruits. Pat can’t mix foods. Nate has a magical blanket that regulates heat. Matt is throwing a party and no store bought birds are allowed. Plus, how much money would you bring to a par...

131: Politically Correct Disney Titles 04.02.2022

Grab your bath salts and get high with Pooh on an all new LIVE! We’re taking Disney titles and updating them for 2022. Cruella? Don’t assume gender. Dumbo? Don’t assume intelligence. Snow White and the…tune in to find out. Plus, Matt gets food shamed. Nate gets pink eye. Pat gets frightened by an old cartoon. All that and more and it all happens LIVE!

130: Just Fries 28.01.2022

Grab your potato log and get in the fryer for a new episode of LIVE! This week we’re doing fries. Not best fries. Just fries. Is a tater tot a fry? Is the Wedding Planning Podcast purposefully withholding our episode of their show? Plus, Matt walks in on someone in the bathroom stall at work. Pat thinks that sperm banks have masterbation machines. Nate is working on a new fry invention. It’s all n...

129: Illnesses 21.01.2022

Grab your ice bucket and prepare to be challenged with a “hilarious” new episode of LIVE! What are some illnesses? The common cold, that’s one for sure. Plus, which of the Bung Boiz has COVID? Is “Black Death” problematic? Are potatoes objectively funnier than diseases? The boiz are doing their best to be funny against all odds and it all goes down LIVE!

128: Rename the Washington Football Team 14.01.2022

Grab your sloppy Joes and meet us in Nate’s bedroom for a new episode of LIVE! The Boiz are here to name the Washington Football Team! Get ready to root for the Washington Red Army. Matt thinks that the jersey should be styled after the dollar bill. Nate wants to use this chance to save endangered species. Pat moves the team to London and gives them wings. Plus, could a team of all-stars from arou...

127: Worst Football Game Sponsors if Their Product Was Dumped on Your Head 07.01.2022

Grab your micro penis and strand in front of LeBron James at the urinal for a new episode of LIVE! What company’s product would you least want dumped on your head? Pat won’t stop talking about cereal. Matt has blood lust. Nate doesn’t want to list Home Depot products so don’t even try him. Everyone is grumpy and it goes about as well as you expect. Urine, meet kitty litter. It’s all happening LIVE...

126: To Zero Too Two 31.12.2021

Grab your tools and organize them in a highly aspirational new episode of LIVE! The boiz are reviewing their 2021 revolutions and getting ready for a new year. Pat handled his hair loss problem by shaving off all his hair. Nate reached all his goals by not setting any of them. Matt changes his goal of wasting less time to wasting more time. Plus, is Shakespeare a writer? How much cereal is too muc...

125: What Would Change if You Were Santa 24.12.2021

Grab your wings, beer, and rocket fuel and meet us in the North (or South) Pole for a Christmas episode of LIVE! The Boiz are back with their holiday episode and for the third straight year forgot about Hanukkah. They are taking over as Santa and there are about to be some changes around here as a result! Matt fires all the elves. Pat replaces the reindeer with gators. Nate only checks the naughty...

124: Best Things to Do When Hungover 17.12.2021

Grab your crappy Yankee swap gift and prepare to be stuck with it because there’s no swapping on an all new LIVE! What are the best things to do when you have a hangover? The boiz do puke talk for the first time and it’s not as disgusting as Nate’s eating habits. Plus, Nate blows his kid’s first Christmas present. Matt hears a bird. Pat does a whole Cereal & Circumstance bit. We’re just killin...

123: Alternate Identities for Your Everyday Life 10.12.2021

Grab your melon and let John Farmer tell you how to knock it on an all new LIVE. What alternate identities would you assume to make everyday tasks more bearable? Nate becomes Nayte in bed so that he can give more pleasure to his wife. Matt becomes Maxx at work and dumps all his stress on him. Pat becomes Matt whenever he needs to do math, but then Matt refuses to leave his body. Plus, are American...

122: Ways to Save the Orinoco Crocodiles 03.12.2021

Grab your Bandaid and meet us at Domes-R-Us for a charitable new episode of LIVE! With CrocFest right around the corner, it’s time for the Boiz to come up with ways to save the endangered Venezuelan crocs. Nate is willing to donate up to a million dollars (one dollar for every 5-star review). Pat introduces all the crocs to Jesus. Matt thinks the crocodiles are going extinct because they are anti-...

121: Worst People to Have in Your Ear 26.11.2021

Grab your tiny Tony Romo head and join us in our own ears for a new episode of LIVE! Who are some of the worst people to have talking in your ear 24/7? Does Nate hate the troops? Is Matt racist against Latinas? Does Pat discriminate against lisps? Plus, Dracula is back. Bill Cosby wants pudding pops. It’s Black Friday and we’re all in line for another live episode of LIVE!

120: Alternative Turkey Stuffings 19.11.2021

Grab your baby Jesus and meet us in the cavity for a Thanksgiving episode of LIVE! Stuffing is played out. What else can you stick in your turkey? Matt sticks all his food receipts in there and makes people pay a share. Nate invents gelatinous coffee. Pat turns his turkey into a poor person piñata. Plus, what’s up with CrocFest? How early is too early for lunch? And is any of this funny? Find out...

119: The One With the Whale Ant 12.11.2021

Grab your bug wings and join The Fray for an all new episode of LIVE! What animal/animal hybrids would you want in a battle Royale? Bears can fly. Frogs have horns. Ants are whales. Plus, find out why Matt once peed himself in the back seat of a car as a full-grown adult. Nate finally goes to a concert from a year ago. Pat tries to crawl up someone’s butt. How weird can this thing get? Let’s find...

118: Worst Followups 05.11.2021

Grab your egg sandwich and meet us in the week after the Halloween show for the next show. What are some of the worst followups? The Bung Boiz set the bar high for disappointing sequels to high-quality podcast episodes. Pat makes an Iraq War joke. Matt leaves halfway through to grab a snack. Nate doesn’t let his wife enjoy candy. Plus, how does that song “Riptide” go? What is your favorite early-2...

117: Witches' Brews 29.10.2021

Grab your Buffalo sauce-infused chicken blood and meet your drunkle for a new episode of LIVE! It’s our favorite holiday of the year and the Bung Boiz are pulling out all the stops. Special guest Dracula joins the Bungalow to discuss good soup, Abe Lincoln’s credit card debt, and more. Plus, Would Matt eat Pat's child for immortality? What's a serum? What's the scariest egg? Boiz be brewin’ and it...

116: Emojis You Want to Bang 22.10.2021

Grab your juicy peach and meet us in the special breastfeeding section of your workplace for a new LIVE! What emoji do you want to bone? Matt gets intimidated by a fan. Nate tells a verbal TikTok. Pat puts some hair on a trigger. Plus, are smiley emojis gendered? How old are the emojis? Why is Nate drinking beer out of a giant boob? Buddhist, Nirvana, Buddhist, Nirvana. And it all happens LIVE!

115: Squid Games From the Beach Bungalow 15.10.2021

Grab your frozen celery and join us on the big shelf for a deadly new episode of LIVE! What childhood games would you choose to play if losing meant you were killed? Matt has never heard of Four Square because he went to a rich kid school. Pat is in a fight over the temperature of his fridge. Nate likes to hide. Plus, should the next Bond be a woman? What childhood memory did Matt suppress? Did Pa...

114: Crisps 08.10.2021

Grab your fish and crisps and meet us in London for a crunchy new episode of LIVE! What are your favorite crisps? Matt is excited for the crisp autumn air. Nate uses his crisper drawer for cheese. Pat isn’t allowed to talk about cereal but he does anyway. Plus, hear the story about Nate’s $1,000 Oreo. Listen to multiple vending machine jokes. Marvel at Matt’s Elvis impression. And so much more. Fr...

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