Matt and Pat

Beach Bungalow LIVE!

Comedy EN ↓ 363 episodes

Welcome to the Beach Bungalow, a post-modern exploration of male friendship hosted by Pat and Matt, AKA the plague rats of podcasting. LIVE is the top-streamed show in entertainment history, but Big Podcast is suppressing the numbers and stealing all the great ideas. If you like laughter, happiness, hanging with your friends, and also can't stand multidimensional candy monsters, take a sip of the podcast that’s like a jalapeño margarita: refreshing, spicy, and intoxicating. Of course, if you don't like happiness, this show isn't for you.

Author

Matt and Pat

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

www.BeachBungalowLive.com

Latest episode

Jul 10, 2026

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Episodes

113: Cast Yourself in the New Mario Movie 01.10.2021

Grab your red shells and join us in Marioland for a new episode of LIVE! The casting for the new Mario movie is out and the boiz are casting themselves in their own version of the video game adaptation. Pat really doesn’t like Chris Pratt. Matt really doesn’t like the Rock. Nate really doesn’t like that he’s being compared to Wario. Plus, do the Japanese hate turtles? Are there turtles in space? I...

112: Misnomers 24.09.2021

Grab your good soup and meet us in the marinara trench for a new episode of LIVE! What are some things that are incorrectly named, and how can you fix them? Are humans fish? What came first, orange or orange? What’s a closet? Plus, it’s soup season and the boiz are talking favorites and least favorites. Reality is called in to question. Killer elves, blowchores, and reverse holes. Go to sleep, boz...

111: Things Women Do On the Internet 17.09.2021

Grab your moist Megan Fox and join us on Shutter Ireland for a trendy new episode of LIVE! What are some (definitely not annoying) things that women do online? Matt has never posted a selfie. Nate made friends on his honeymoon. Pat is on the hunt for fall cereals. Plus, what is the male equivalent of an engagement ring pic? If you can’t bet on Kyle Pitts are you really in paradise? Feet? All that...

110: Best Ways to Promote a Podcast 10.09.2021

Grab your BOOST and promote on Reality Records! What are some of the best ways to advertise a podcast? The Bung Boiz are here to tell you. From guerrilla marketing to gator marketing to bug marketing, we’ve got all your animal marketing ideas covered. Plus, how good does breast milk taste? How much oxygen is too much oxygen? Could the Bungalow afford a Super Bowl commercial? Firemen: “If there’s a...

109: Artifacts You Want to Own 03.09.2021

Grab your granodiorite and meet us in the loo for a heavy Salvador episode of LIVE! What are some artifacts you would want for your personal collection? Pat and Nate collect movie props. Matt tries to profit off Jesus, but won’t give Jeffrey Beebos a taste. plus, could Pat fit a T-Rex in a pyramid? Is the alphabet just word ingredients? Is a car an artifact? It’s island time and it all happens LIV...

108: New Wedding Traditions 27.08.2021

Grab your ravioli-izer and hit it for your seating assignment at Matt’s wedding! That’s right, Producer Matt’s big day is just 48 hours away and it’s time to come up with some new traditions for weddings everywhere. Matt brings a spirit owl to his ceremony. Pat fights his father-in-law to the death. Nate turns the reception into a talent show. Plus, does Matt have brain fog? Did Pat actually crash...

107: 2021 Logic Bee 20.08.2021

Grab your thinking caps and join us on the Kobayashi Maru for the ultimate no-win scenario: a Logic Bee against the most illogical person ever born. It’s Producer Matt vs. Pat in a test of mental strength. Who can outwit, outplay, and outanswer egg questions? If Mt. Everest exists, is it tall? Who is Ian and what is his story? Soup, on this podcast? Soup? All that and other hard-hitting questions...

106: Bad Art (And How to Fix It) 13.08.2021

Grab your Blue Boob and meet us in the nearest art gallery for an all new LIVE! What are some examples of bad art and how would you improve it? Nate repaints the Sistine Chapel to be scientifically correct. Pat adds LED lights to Starry Night. Matt replaces the Statue of Liberty with Scarlett Johansson. Plus, could you defeat a mindless clone of yourself? Is it performance art if you don’t have a...

105: Olympic Events You Could Win if Facing Your Friends 06.08.2021

Grab your Gorilla dick and join us at the Bunglympics for a competitive new LIVE! What events could you medal in if you were facing off against your friends? Pat thinks he could beat Nate in any event if given enough time to train. Matt picks events Pat is too scared to try, like ones that involve water or large poles. Nate lives in New Hampshire and is legally required to be good at shooting. Plu...

104: Best Hypothetical Movie Crossovers 30.07.2021

Grab your Michael J. Foxasaurus Rex and meet us back to the movies for a new episode of LIVE! What film franchises do you wish had a shared universe? The Fast and Furious family form the Fellowship of the Ring. The Expendables team up to take back the Planet of the Apes. Tom Cruise dives 20,000 feet to fight a submarine that’s actually a Transformer. Plus, when are carrots done? Is Shrek just a Sc...

103: Name Pat's Cat 23.07.2021

Grab your handiCat and meet us in the Fantasy Corner for a new episode of LIVE! Pat adopted a new cat and it is time to name her (or him, don’t assume gender). If you come home and your cat is rolling a joint, is it a dawg? Is an animal’s nickname just its name? Should Pat get on his new cat’s health insurance? Plus, find out what draft the Boiz are prepared to do if they hit…30 listeners! All tha...

102: Things You Would Customize with Unlimited Money 16.07.2021

Grab your personalized laser toaster and meet us in aisle Nate for a LIVE Draft that is customized for maximum laughter. If you had unlimited money, what aspects of your life would you customize? Matt edits his own DNA. Nate has a new shirt for every day. Pat alters the fabric of reality by changing every song ever. Plus, would you pull Pat from a burning building? Should Matt announce when he’s m...

101: 101 Clones of Yourself 09.07.2021

Grab your self and meet us in the Bungalow for a Live Draft that can never be duplicated! What would you do with 101 clones of yourself? Nate gets his clones caught up in an all-him pyramid scheme. Pat forms an army and then ultimately attempts to conquer himself. Matt kills his clones off one by one. Plus, what organ would win in a fight? Do you prefer Nerf or squirt guns? Do you stick your head...

100: Blood Heist 02.07.2021

Grab your sunlight-infused bomb and meet us at Fort Clotz for our 100th episode of LIVE! The Boiz are finally presenting their movie pitches for “Blood Heist.” Nate thinks he has finally found a get-rich-quick scheme that works and all he needs is 90,000 dead cows a day. Pat introduces us to a sassy ghoul named Donna and a vampire crossbow expert named Bo. Matt takes a drive down memory lane in a...

099: The Little Things 25.06.2021

Grab your little weenies and meet us in the Bungalow for a new episode of LIVE! This week, we are taking the time to appreciate the little things in life. The Nate York Times calls Nate’s draft pretty funny. Pat can’t get his cat to stop meowing. Matt doesn’t want kids because he’ll spend too much time tabulating their stats. Plus, is there a bop surplus? Is it better to be warmed when cool or coo...

098: Rejected Monopoly Themes 18.06.2021

Grab your finger condom and meet us in Marvin Gardens for a new episode of LIVE! The Boiz go around the board and draft rejected Monopoly game themes. Nate accidentally picks a theme that actually exists. Matt has a $760,000 NFT on his laptop. Plus, do one-hit wonder bands remember the lyrics to all their other old songs? Is Presidents Monopoly just Man-opoly in disguise? And who is the Lord of Ga...

097: The Devil Went Down to the Bungalow 11.06.2021

Grab your golden fiddle and meet us in debate class for a showdown for your soul! What contest could you beat the devil in to save your soul? Pat goes bowl for bowl in a cereal-eating contest. Matt goes slice for slice in a challenge vs. the devil and also his friend Jared who hasn’t called in a while. Nate dresses like a bum. Plus, does Jay-Z have trouble connecting to WiFi? Can Nate pull off bei...

096: Worst Tourist Traps to Actually Be Trapped In 04.06.2021

Grab your Louvre dinosaur and meet us at the paleontology exhibit for an all new episode of LIVE! Which tourist traps would you never want to be trapped inside? Would anyone care about the tower of Pisa if it wasn’t leaning? Would you sleep with Mona Lisa? Could you count down from 10 for eternity? Plus, Matt is back at the gym. Nate goes to a game dinner. Pat gets attacked by a dog. We’re stuffin...

095: Animal Parts You Want On Your Body 28.05.2021

Grab your itchy chameleon and meet us in the Bungalow for an all new episode of LIVE! What animal parts would you want to add to your body? Matt turns into a walking shirt. Nate wants a shell so he can look like a Ninja Turtle. Pat is confronted by the spider in search of his stolen butt. Plus, could an octopus cure cancer? Could a sumo wrestler be an NHL goalie? Why is seeing so hard? It’s Adam a...

094: New Acronyms 21.05.2021

Grab your cheugy crisp and join us for a new episode of LIVE! It’s time to SOB (Save our Birds) as the Boiz come up with trendy new acronyms for you to use among your fellow kids. Nate gets a new job. Pat has a less-than-peaceful protest over not doing a “Blood Heist” episode. Matt milks a learning curve. Plus, what’s Jeeves up to these days, am I right? Years fly when you’re having fun and it all...

093: Universal Currency 14.05.2021

Grab your baby bucks and meet us at Gatorpalooza for a new episode of LIVE! There are too many currencies in the world and the boiz have been tasked with converting it all to one easy to understand monetary system. For example: teeth. Plus, how far can Pat throw a turkey dog? How many songs does a new car cost? Do vampires make sense in a world where blood is money? We’re arm wrestling for goods a...

092: Alternate Weather 07.05.2021

Grab your sentient carrot and meet us in the eye of the Hurry-Cane for a new episode of LIVE! We join the Bung Boiz in medias res as Pat tries to force the gang to be original and Nate resists at all costs. From there, the trio drafts alternatives to normal weather and things get horrific. What if hurricanes were actually time distortion fields? What if Pat’s nipples rained down on us? What if str...

091: Draft of Drafts 30.04.2021

Grab your Doug and join us in New Doug for a Doug of Doug. In honor of the 2021 NFL Draft, the Bung Boiz draft other things that should be decided by a draft. Pat considers investing in a sword. Matt is anti-multiple samples at ice cream shops. Nate gets aroused by bed sheets. Plus, what time is it in Arkansas? Is Napoleon actually in heaven? Is candy a vegetable? All that and more and it all happ...

090: Find Matt a Vice 23.04.2021

Grab your toothpick lathe and meet us in Vice City for an all new LIVE! Matt’s coworkers don’t trust him because he doesn’t have a vice, so it’s time to give him one! Pat tries to rekindle the flame of Matt’s scratch ticket passion. Nate might be confusing vices with pranks. Matt picked a bad day to quit juice boxing. Plus, what’s the deal with Nate’s baby and grapes? Did Adam asphyxiate himself w...

089: Build Your Own Trial 16.04.2021

Grab your draft egg and meet us at the Fancy One for an all new LIVE! Regular Fan Money Mike has given the Bung Boiz their most difficult topic ever, and for that he is put before the Justice Tree. Matt is mistaken for a woman. Pat self-implicates while on the witness stand. Nate gets injected with something but no one can tell him what. Plus, how big are kangaroo nipples? Is Chevy Chase the Micha...

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