Matt and Pat

Beach Bungalow LIVE!

Comedy EN ↓ 363 episodes

Welcome to the Beach Bungalow, a post-modern exploration of male friendship hosted by Pat and Matt, AKA the plague rats of podcasting. LIVE is the top-streamed show in entertainment history, but Big Podcast is suppressing the numbers and stealing all the great ideas. If you like laughter, happiness, hanging with your friends, and also can't stand multidimensional candy monsters, take a sip of the podcast that’s like a jalapeño margarita: refreshing, spicy, and intoxicating. Of course, if you don't like happiness, this show isn't for you.

Author

Matt and Pat

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

www.BeachBungalowLive.com

Latest episode

Jul 10, 2026

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Episodes

088: Things You Wish Grew on Trees 09.04.2021

Grab your pineapple bush and prepare to go before the Judge Tree in an all-new episode of LIVE! What do you wish grew on trees? Nate wishes babies grew on trees but Pat is concerned that tall people will get all the good ones. Matt wants clones of himself to grow on trees, and is willing to commit adultery with one. Pat is hoping he gets good yield from his wish tree, but Tricky Genie has other pl...

087: Godzilla vs. Kong vs. Blank 02.04.2021

Grab your dogroids and bulk up for an epic new episode of LIVE! Godzilla vs. Kong has arrived, and the only thing that could make this fight more memorable is if the monsters were also fighting….fill in the blank! Pat pours hazardous waste in Chester’s swamp until he’s super-sized. Clifford is skewered on the Empire State Building. Kong confronts a hard truth about his dental hygiene. Plus, is Kon...

086: Contributions You Could Make to the 1700s 26.03.2021

Grab your horse oil and jump through the time loop hole to the 1700s for an all new LIVE! What contributions could you make if you were zapped back in time to the 18th century without a chance to prepare? Nate would become an eccentric tycoon. Pat would inject people with moldy bread. Matt would become bike-curious. Plus, what is the new crisis with Matt’s work bathroom? Would Pat be the smartest...

085: Do's and Don'ts When Being Interviewed By a Monkey 19.03.2021

Grab your man root and meet us at Monkey Corp for a new LIVE draft that promises to be good fluid. Patty Banana Bags chest-beats his way into a new job as a monkey while Producer Matt, AKA the spider monkey, merely tries to survive an interview. Nate, the sea ape, refuses to go on record as to whether or not he would bang a monkey for a dream job. Plus, the boiz try to trick the listeners into wri...

084: Ifs, Ands, or Buts 12.03.2021

Grab your iron ore and meet us at the Bungalow for an episode of LIVE that begs the question: why are you still listening? This week we’re drafting “ifs” and “ands” and “ors” and “buts.” Pat has more mouth surgery. Matt reaches for his go-to glute. Nate starts singing Barney and doesn’t stop for a really long time. Plus, do dinosaurs have penises? Is Anderson Cooper a ghost? Should Nate be in pris...

083: Worst Places to Delivery a Baby 05.03.2021

Grab your Pope tooth and meet us in a room full of babies for a new episode of LIVE that promises to deliver! Nate’s wife has given birth to their first child, whose middle name is also Nate’s middle name, and we honor the new parents with a baby delivery draft. Pat takes too many painkillers and starts to think he might be a cockroach in some sort of weird hallucination that Nate is suffering as...

082: Rounds 26.02.2021

Grab your round ribbon and meet us in the Beach Bungalow for an all new episode! From the team behind such hits as sounds, pounds, and grounds, comes something completely different: rounds! Can cars drive on cheese wheels? Is Kevin Spacey in “Age of Ultron?” Was Nate destined to be the next Michael Jordan? Plus, Matt’s mom graduates from Top Gun. Nate is a secret billionaire. And Pat hates New Yor...

081: Commercial Characters You Want as Family Members 19.02.2021

Grab your stool-softening ice cream and meet us in the Bungalow for another #NoFreeAds episode of LIVE! It is time to assemble a family of commercial characters, and the twist is whoever you choose brings with them unlimited supplies of whatever they advertise. Nate is flush with Jamie Lee Curtis yogurt. Pat has so much insurance he doesn’t need to con Matt into marrying him. Matt is outshined by...

080: First Date Ideas for You and a Robot 12.02.2021

Grab your LoveBot 3000 and meet us at the appliance store for a new episode of LIVE! First dates are hard, which is why the Bung Boiz are here to help you out with some great ideas for where to take your significant other (as long as that significant other is a Bungalow-licensed android, preloaded with every episode of this show). Pat restrains his robot with a magnet. Nate brings his robot to tri...

079: Things You Could Fit in Your Bathtub but Shouldn’t 05.02.2021

Grab your co-worker’s smelly microwaved fish leftovers and meet us in the bathtub for a clean (but dirty) new LIVE! What are the worst things you could fill your bathtub with while you’re inside? Matt fills his tub with regret. Pat gets turned on by the vibrations of bumblebees. Nate helps snakes exfoliate (exfoli-Nate?). Plus, what cereal would you bathe in? Why is Pat eating yogurt with a fork?...

078: Tech That Will Be Outdated by 2041 29.01.2021

Grab your solar-powered jetpack and fly towards a new episode of LIVE! What technology will be phased out by the time Nate’s kid turns 20? Say goodbye to the hair nest behind Matt’s TV. Peace out, medicine. See you later, phones! Plus, if Jeff Bezos burns a billion dollars does it make a sound? Would Pat have a heart attack if he flew 500 miles an hour without a helmet? Does Nate own a decoy gun?...

077: Ice Cream Flavors That Would Be Bad Presidents 22.01.2021

Grab your double dunker and join us in the West Wing for a new episode of LIVE before it melts! The Boiz #DontDoPolitics but they #DoDoIceCream. Which flavors would make the worst presidents? Do presidents get drunk? Is Rocky Road overrated? What’s up with airline food? Plus, Pat comes out against everything bagels. Nate spends an exorbitant amount of time on TikTok. Matt refuses to support the Gr...

076: Natural Disasters You Could Survive but Not Your Friends 15.01.2021

Grab your air cannon and meet us at the internet factory for a disastrous new LIVE! What natural disasters do you think you could survive, but your friends could not? Pat uses his buoyancy to survive one disaster and his density to survive another. Nate’s unique background drinking frozen beverages and falling down stairs prepares him for an encounter with a mudslide. Matt could survive anything a...

075: Objects with the Worst Jobs 08.01.2021

Grab your drain weasel and meet us in the Bungalow for a new episode of LIVE! What every day objects have the worst jobs? Nate #MeToo’s his dish sponge. Pat’s plastic cup tries to hide from him under a pile of garbage. Matt calls out speed limit signs for being narcs. Plus, is food an object? Why is Pat’s sink clogged? And on what object do the Boiz take out their misplaced anger? It’s Adam and Ev...

074: 2021 New Year's Revolutions 01.01.2021

Grab your BungBok and join us at the Parent/Teacher Orifice for a new year, new us episode of LIVE! What are some of the Boiz goals for 2021? Nate’s goal is to have less goals. Matt wants to run around an entire moon. Pat is hoping to have less road rage, but no promises. Plus, could Pat beat Albert Einstein in an intelligence test? How did Nate get Tricky Genie’d? And why is Matt angry at a ficti...

073: Stocking Stuffers with a Twist 25.12.2020

Grab your baby couch and prepare to give the gift of Bung on a new episode of LIVE! It’s time to stock each other’s stuffing and the Boiz are giving the gift of all their best old picks. Nate gives himself ten pounds of billion dollar checks. Pat gives out butt-rose scented candles. Matt gives Pat a hard time about eating dinner for dessert. Plus, how did Nate end up in the ER? Does pouring cereal...

072: Jobs That Should Be Performed on Stage 18.12.2020

Grab your gas gun and meet us at the comedy club for a new episode of LIVE featuring Jeremy and Blake of “Just the Clip!” What professions should be done on stage in front of a live, heckling audience? Nate gets excited watching men build aquariums. Jeremy spends all day making a TikTok. Pat puts on a cowboy outfit to intimidate customers. Plus, who wants to buy Matt’s space perfume? Does Blake th...

071: Wicked Women 11.12.2020

Grab your maternal seat cushion and join us for an episode by men, for women. The Bung Boiz take the time to show their appreciation for the superior sex (even though really both sexes are equal and don’t try to tell Matt otherwise). Who are some women throughout history that you admire most? Rosa Parks? Susan B. Anthony? Joan of Arc? Well none of those make the list, but Elsa from Frozen cracks t...

070: Bait to Catch the Hosts and Listeners 04.12.2020

Grab your potent pota-balls and join us for a new episode that will have you hooked, bait, line, and hookers. What bait would the Boiz use to ensnare each other? Matt puts limited edition gym-wear on his rod to reel in a big ol’ Pat. Nate gets tempted by a mail-in rebate but isn’t sure if he wants to go through the effort. Plus, has William Shatner ever done tasteful nudes? Why does Matt’s fiancé...

069: Thanksgiving Pardons 27.11.2020

Grab your phallic microscope and join us at the Thanksgiving table (virtually) for a holiday edition of LIVE! The Bung Boiz are in a giving mood and handing out pardons. Pat pardons himself for S-wording a vacuum. Nate pardons bats for starting a global catastrophe. Matt pardons people who like “The Last Jedi.” Plus, Pat can’t spell “table.” Nate wouldn’t be caught dead in a gym. Matt struggles to...

068: Video Game Items You Want in Real Life 20.11.2020

Grab your energy sword and fly your banshee to the Bungalow for an all new episode featuring professional Spikeball player Chris Hornacek! Which objects from famous video games would you want to use in every day life? Matt uses a Mario Kart power-up to beat traffic and also release some road rage. Nate prepares himself to fight zombies. Chris’s accessories help him gain an advantage in Spikeball a...

067: Make a Rock Band of Folklore Figures 13.11.2020

Grab your folklore sandwich and meet us in a snow globe of death and despair for an all new episode of LIVE, featuring Kimmy and Sydney from the “Aloreing” podcast! After explaining to the audience what a folklore is (because the Bung boiz definitely already know), the gang assembles rock bands featuring legends, spirits, monsters and more. Nate’s band manager monetizes bathroom mirrors. Pat’s lea...

066: Anything but the Presidential Election 06.11.2020

Grab your beef Charles roast and meet us at the vegetable-meat processing plant for all new episode! With the nation on edge, the Bung Boiz answer some of America’s most pressing questions. Is a duck a seagull? Would a big enough seagull eat a human? Other seagull-related content as well, so look forward to that. Plus, Matt’s toenails may have coronavirus. Pat genders sleep. Nate gets his first fa...

065: Halloween Mad Libs 30.10.2020

Grab your pumpkin flavored Tequila and meet the Bung Boiz at the Spooktacular Rock Bash for a MAD new episode of LIVE! The boiz are filling in homemade mad libs, but first they’ll need to figure out the definition of “verb.” The result is two spooky tales of Halloween hijinks…and then whatever Pat does with his mad lib. What is the mysterious creature verbing in Pat’s noun? Why does person look so...

064: Worst Times to Get a Boner 23.10.2020

Grab your pencil and meet us at the front of the class as we grind and turn our way through another episode of LIVE! Jeff from “Stuff I Never Knew” joins the Bung Boiz to talk about deeply rooted erection memories that may be qualified as “Stuff I Never Wanted to Know.” Nate goes rogue with a theme within a theme for his picks. Pat considers air travel masturbation to prevent blood clots. Jeff sca...

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