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More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a Halloween scare park, where despite the complaints, the owner makes aggressive, self satisfied & hilarious responses. A seasonal Halloween store, where customers are stalked by grown people, dressed as ketchup. A spa, where people are supposed to be relaxed, but end up calling the whole thing "stupid" & much more!!   Join comedian...

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a Hawaiian castle, that leaves some people disappointed in the fact that it isn't very castle-like. A Halloween scare park, where the owner responds to EVERY negative review. A grocery store, where you may have to forcefully drag your cart, all the way to your car & much more!!   Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as...

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a haunted "scream park", where people claim that the scariest thing about it is when an actor spits on you. A well known "redneck bar", where the smoke is thick, and the liquor doesn't always flow with the beer. A local park in Utah, where people tend to find their own bathroom spots, and needles cover the ground like snowfall & muc...

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for an American castle that seems extraordinary, but leaves people feeling underwhelmed & irritated. A Walgreens that seems to hate everyone equally. Whether you have a stroke, or a Purple Heart. A Dutch weed/coffee shop, where the budtenders seem to be anything but laid stoners, and may have the most aggressive hat policy ever implemen...

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for tourist trap buffet, where the price seems like a bargain, but the food isn't what it should be, and water costs as much as it does at the airport. A garbage collection company that leaves people yelling at trucks, that are driving away from them, while wallowing in garbage. A parking lot with a VERY specific thief, running around &...

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a museum that houses ancient artifacts that were once covered in lava, leading to complaints of items not being in perfect condition, and a strange picture taking policy. Az fish market, where people claim to get the old "fish switch" pulled on them, plus crab legs that would drive a pack of stray cats away. A garbage company that s...

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a bowling alley, where people are serious about their bowling, and say they're scared when the bartender takes a sip of the customer's drink. A smoothie place, where they say that employees take your smoothie in the back for minutes at a time, then laugh when they hand it to you. A water park, where people take a real Goldilocks app...

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a majestic national park that some people can't seem to enjoy, with complaints ranging from "not enough bears", all the way to "there are too many bears". A water park, where the pools seem to have a familar problem with sufaces coming off, not to mention, adults blasting kids off of slides. We finish the reviews for the world famou...

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a McDonald's location, that happens to be world famous for its nickname "The Murder McDonald's". A campground, which seems to be more of a trailer park, and has even lost the coveted "Yogi Bear Status" that made it desireable. A liquor store, where the gangsters side eye your arrival, and the store may charge you based on more of a...

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for an Apple Store location, where the main solution seems to be to leave the store & do everything online, and people are offended by the term "genius". A hair salon for kids, where the employees seem to have little patience for kids, but even less for the parents. A "gentleman's club", where people claim to get robbed by the dancers,...

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a Hardee's fast food restaurant, with "crunchy" floors, and weed smoking employees. An art gallery in New Zealand, where they will actually wrestle the balloon from a 3 year old's grip. An store in upstate New York, that is an area staple, but seems to be falling short, with an employee that you may consider an "opp" & much more!!  ...

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a Home Depot, where the employees seem to either ignore people, or try to fight pregnant customers. A children's museum, where the parents are angry at the admission fee for adults, when there's nothing for grown ups to do. A large waterfront public park, where the bathrooms contain the most unspeakable horrors, ever & much more!!  ...

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a West Virginia bar, where everybody doesn't know your name, but there is something very specific in the water. An Australian motel, where your bathroom doesn't quite stay in your bathroom, and people claim to see roaches as big as their hand. An RV rental center, that doesn't seem to deliver on that sense of freedom, but does seem...

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a water park that seems to be mainly famous for being one of the worst rated, in the United States. A fried chicken restaurant, where the reviews seem to be a little more personal, and the chicken is either perfect, or terrible. An Australian motel, where bloody items are found, and the mice keep away the kangaroos & much more!!   J...

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for the personal museum of one the world's great soccer star, featuring what may be replica trophies, and not much else. Except for the million statues, that don't look anything like him. A federal government office, where the strategy seems to be that if they can crush your spirit enough, you'll just give up & leave. The "worst rated w...

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a laundromat & dry cleaner in Ireland, where your whites may end up pink & you will be left searching for that one missing sock. A product made for checking truck tires, but can also be used to beat your husband half to death. A trampoline center, where the babies wander free, the blood spatter tells a srory & the snack bar server w...

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a trampoline center, where you're not really allowed to do trampoline things, and yopur small children may be pelted with dodgeballs by teenagers. A historical site on a beautiful Italian hillside, where people are upset that the entry is free, and think there should be a gift shop. A movie theater where you hope that sticky stuff o...

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a Ross: Dress For Less store, that seems like a dystopian nightmare, but at least we come up with a more honest slogan for the entire chain. A movie theater, where you can't wait for the lights to go down, not because you want to see the movie, but because you don't want to be able to see the mystery stains on your seats. A liquor s...

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for bowling alley in suburban Chicago, where the flies may follow you, as you try to duck racial slurs.  & much more!! A major phone carrier's store, where the contracts seem tricky, and no toddler is safe from swinging doors. A liquor store in Branson, Missouri, where they might make fun of your allergy, while paying no mind to "the co...

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a major cheese attraction, that leaves some people sweaty, and cheeseless. A Taco Bell, that seems to measure their taco ingredients by the tablespoon, but has plenty of "crud" in the bathroom. A museum of rocks, that makes some people understand that it's sometimes boring to stare at rocks. A community center, where you may pick up...

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a Hot Topic location, where the depression of the employees may drive people away. A DMV office, that seems to take great pleasure in making you stand in very specific places, while telling you that your paperwork is wrong. A golf course, with "bald golf balls", and golfers doing some very gross things, in the bushes & much more!!  ...

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for children's party service, where Spiderman may have a mullet, and Moana might try to strong-arm you for a tip. A "beach" that is technically near water, but is actually a tiny patch of mud & sticks. A golf course, where they seem to care more about how fast you're playing, than if you're enjoying yourself & much more!!   Join comedia...

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a county fair, where people feel it's not quite up to standard for a wedding, and they may throw you out, after "making up lies" about you. A roller rink in West Virginia, where the complaints all seem to center around the owner, who people insist is very "weird". An IHOP, that proves that you shouldn't order more than one meat in y...

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a beautiful mountain, that is both a national treasure & a national park, that someone would like turned into a parking lot. A Chinese buffet, where they instruct you to simply warm their cold food up in their microwave. A water park, where the lazy river is more person, than water & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Ji...

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a mexican food restaurant, where the paramedics are not surprised when you call them, after eating there. A water park, where the water may be freezing, and there is plenty of poop. A Walgreens location, where the employees apparently take great joy in telling you that they can't help, even if you have a disease that we've never hea...