Your Stupid Opinions

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a trampoline center, where you're not really allowed to do trampoline things, and yopur small children may be pelted with dodgeballs by teenagers. A historical site on a beautiful Italian hillside, where people are upset that the entry is free, and think there should be a gift shop. A movie theater where you hope that sticky stuff o...

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a Ross: Dress For Less store, that seems like a dystopian nightmare, but at least we come up with a more honest slogan for the entire chain. A movie theater, where you can't wait for the lights to go down, not because you want to see the movie, but because you don't want to be able to see the mystery stains on your seats. A liquor s...

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for bowling alley in suburban Chicago, where the flies may follow you, as you try to duck racial slurs.  & much more!! A major phone carrier's store, where the contracts seem tricky, and no toddler is safe from swinging doors. A liquor store in Branson, Missouri, where they might make fun of your allergy, while paying no mind to "the co...

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a major cheese attraction, that leaves some people sweaty, and cheeseless. A Taco Bell, that seems to measure their taco ingredients by the tablespoon, but has plenty of "crud" in the bathroom. A museum of rocks, that makes some people understand that it's sometimes boring to stare at rocks. A community center, where you may pick up...

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a Hot Topic location, where the depression of the employees may drive people away. A DMV office, that seems to take great pleasure in making you stand in very specific places, while telling you that your paperwork is wrong. A golf course, with "bald golf balls", and golfers doing some very gross things, in the bushes & much more!!  ...

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for children's party service, where Spiderman may have a mullet, and Moana might try to strong-arm you for a tip. A "beach" that is technically near water, but is actually a tiny patch of mud & sticks. A golf course, where they seem to care more about how fast you're playing, than if you're enjoying yourself & much more!!   Join comedia...

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a county fair, where people feel it's not quite up to standard for a wedding, and they may throw you out, after "making up lies" about you. A roller rink in West Virginia, where the complaints all seem to center around the owner, who people insist is very "weird". An IHOP, that proves that you shouldn't order more than one meat in y...

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a beautiful mountain, that is both a national treasure & a national park, that someone would like turned into a parking lot. A Chinese buffet, where they instruct you to simply warm their cold food up in their microwave. A water park, where the lazy river is more person, than water & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Ji...

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a mexican food restaurant, where the paramedics are not surprised when you call them, after eating there. A water park, where the water may be freezing, and there is plenty of poop. A Walgreens location, where the employees apparently take great joy in telling you that they can't help, even if you have a disease that we've never hea...

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a motel, where the amenities seem to include lightly used crack pipes & needles. A certain men's clothing store, where you may end up looking your best, but you may also be pretty frustrated by the process. A flea market, where large men try to force you to buy jewelry from their pockets, and you can't trust the tires to hold air &...

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a flea market, where someone may try to "give you a dog", then possibly kidnap you. A Circkle K convenience store, where the employees are said to be as bad as the "riff raff" customers. A live music venue, where the sound isn't quite what people want it to be, but the lack of windows really makes some people angry & much more!!   J...

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a rural Waffle House location, where if you complain about the roaches, the lady chef may offer to step outside & throw hands. A concert venue, where the people are packed in, but the booze doesn't exactly fill the cups. A public pool, that seems to have better door security than a night club & much more!!   Join comedians James Pie...

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for an arcade/bowling alley, where people spend huge amounts of money, only to be furious at huge claw machines, that people claim are "rigged". A Knoxville, Tennessee landmark, where people can pay a fee to look out over 2 story buildings. A public pool, where you come for the cooling water, and stay for the goose feces & much more!!  ...

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for the Bob Marley museum, in Jamaica, where people complain there is just too much raggae & marijuana. A pizza that should only be eaten if a person is sad enough to want to actually deprive themselves of decent things. A romance book that seems to be randomly thrown together, but has conspiracy theorists spreading their ideas & much m...

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a very popular mountain in Phoenix, where nature may attack you, there is absolutely no air conditioning on the trail, and the only way out, is by dangling from a chopper. A personal item consisting of a very book about strange interspecies relations, that many people on TikTok apparently find "erotic". A boat tour where the differe...

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a museum where people complain that there aren't quite enough Muppets, and one Chewbacca head just isn't enough. A school, where the kids may not learn much, but at least the staff is allegedly always willing to argue. A tourist boat ride, where you may be packed in like sardines, and you never know who you're actually paying & much...

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for an apparently filthy Denny's, where dead animals may be in the vents, and the servers have to get wine drunk to cope. A 7-11 store in a very unlikely place, where even the local tradition of politeness can't overcome the need to be rude. A store that is descibed as a "gigantic crackhouse", where the "feeling of despair permeates" &...

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for an apartment complex, where the things don't seem to get fixed, it rains in living rooms, people shoot up on the stairs, raccoons have moved in, to take care of the rats, and pizza delivery people are murdered in cold blood. A car wash, where the music blares, and your car may look the same as before you washed it. A Walmart store,...

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for an indoor paintball facility, where people say that a certain "old lady" rules over the premises with an iron fist, angering all she encounters. A rent to own store, where you may expect increasingly aggressive text messages for late payments, not to mention the internet history billboards. An apartment complex, where you can expect...

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a massage parlor, that is in a mall, where a famous movie was filmed, but they make you feel like anything but a star. A major fast food chain's canned chili, that people swear is nothing like the real thing. A truck stop, where the "whatnot" is piled high, and cashiers need heavy security & much more!!   Join comedians James Pietra...

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a roller skating rink, where teenagers rule the floor, and plenty of people are "morbidly trifling". A liquor wholesale store, where you may have to encounter a dog for up to two minutes, at a time. A large truck stop stop, where you get the pleasure of showering, while standing in someone else's filth & much more!!   Join comedians...

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a local post office, where people claim everything from massive conspiracy theories, to just plain laziness is the reason they don't get their mail. A restaurant that serves the "Official Food of Halifax", but the reviewers are saddened by the lack of meat. A cheap musical instrument that may make you dislike music. A roller rink, w...

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a uniquely themed restaurant, where people can enjoy the last meals of some of the most notorious serial killers, and surprisingly, people are disappointed. A United Kingdom grocery store, where people seem to have deeply personal beefs with the staff, food, and parking enforcement situation. A store, where a customer's broken leg d...

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for an ice skating rink, where people say the ice is too cold, and the bathrooms are compared to a bus station. An art museum, where the bathrooms are a bit too close to the door, and some furniture is "obviously" out of place. A dying shopping mall, that cares way more about what young women are wearing, than actually drawing in custom...

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a buffet, where the roaches run wild, and people can't tell what the food is, just by looking at it. A psychic, who people say is telling people with severe depression that "only she can help them". A major city's health department, where all the crotch checking has made the staff a little bit surly & much more!!   Join comedians Ja...