Will You Accept This Roach?

What's up stoners! Last episode ended with the start of a 2 on 1 between Shanae and Genevieve. Which one is the actress?! Ham Clayton has no clue, and we see him walking away like a sad little ham. Mara is gearing up to be the new villain, as she just keeps GIVING and can't get herself a man. Give it up, girl! Also, we cannot handle Ham Clayton's sweaters/zip-ups/hoodies anymore. Just STOP and wea...

This is a special episode for us Canucks, as the Bachelor is headed to Toronto! The 6! We recognized every spot from Ham Clayton and Serene's date, thanks to the debauchery we've personally experienced there. Ham Clayton wants to get to the bottom of the drama with Shanae, and despite literally every girl telling him to send her home, she manages to talk her way out of trouble, once again! This ep...

In this episode, we delve deeper into Shanae's dark past and uncover the truth. Just kidding, she's just a c#$& and villains like her keep the trash flowing, just the way we like it. We also are joined by a special guest throwing down some psychological knowledge, so fire up those doobies!

Welcome back, stoners, it's the continuation of last week's episode! Will Ham Clayton send Cassidy home because she has a f@#$ buddy? More importantly, will he ever stop wearing workout hoodies? This is also a Baywatch themed episode starring Nicole Eggert (Paula from Holiday Switch) and we are thrilled. Listen as we smoke copiously and live react.

Things are starting to get spicy, and the blondes are bringing some chaos. Cassidy isn't here for a kids birthday party, she only wants Hil-Duff. She then amps up Shanae, who transforms into a hot mess. Sally or maybe Suzie goes on a date with the Ham, and he wears dad sweaters. Stay stoned!

Is everyone ready for some juicy, pale white HAM?! That's about all we know about Clayton, this season's bachelor. Also, his first rose gets rejected and two other girls self eliminate after talking to him for all of 3 seconds. Not off to a great start! We also meet our new host and partake in the finest greenery while live-reacting to the newest season of this shitshow.

The holidays may be over, but we're still riding our high from 2021. Before we get to our new Bachelor, listen as we react to Christmas Wish (which we later learned is actually called Holiday Switch?). Who came up with this movie? 😂

Happy holidays from the Bachelor Bowl! We obviously love weed and cheesy heteronormative romance, and what better way to indulge in both than watching Christmas rom-coms? In High for the Holidays, we react to Christmas in Evergreen, a movie so bad that it took on a life of its own after too many bong hits.

Welcome to the long-ass finale of Michelle's season! It's finally over, thank the Devil's lettuce. This kind of finale is the best, as it combines the final rose with the live version of After the Final Rose, and we love to watch the contestants watch themselves cry. There is so much goddamn crying in this episode, we had to get more stoned than usual to get through it. Tune in for our thoughts, a...

It's the penultimate episode of the season, and you know what that means! That's right, it's Fantasy Suites, and Michelle gets to take Nayte, Joe and Brandon to Bone Town. Sadly, not all at the same time. Bach Nation is far too conservative for that, but we can dream. Listen as we hit a million tokes and react to this episode, while desperately hoping for some DRAMA (please).

It's here! The best episode of the season! No matter how dull a season is, the Tell All episodes always give us what we need. So many controversies are given the spotlight - Raisin Ranch tries and fails to defend himself, the battle between Slytherin and Tiger King escalates even further, everyone gets pizza, and Jamie gets a chance to speak. So much happens, and we get really really stoned. Apolo...

It's the Hometown episode, and Michelle is down to her final four. We genuinely don't know who she is going to choose at this point, because it turns out that frontrunner Nayte has never been in love or in a real relationship. So, that's not promising. Also his name is Nathaniel, and that was the most interesting part of this episode. It was pretty meh and didn't have enough drama for us. We can't...

Hello and welcome back, stoners! Michelle takes Clayton on a date, and we finally see the Porkchop blossom into a Ham, while crying a LOT. It's the Bachelor edit we all needed! Hipster Khal Drogo continues to give everyone creepy vibes, and Michelle rolls her eyes and shuts that shit down. Brandon visits Michelle's childhood home, and it's a pretty cute date, even if Brandon does look like a 17 ye...

Welcome back stoners! In this episode, Clayton shows us his Viking origins, so we've learned he can yell. Chris the Snake whines about Michelle taking Nayte out on a date. Joe opens up during his 1-1, Hipster Khal Drogo shows us some more red flags, and Rodney proves to be the sweetest contestant of the bunch. We smoked some seriously dank shit in this episode and have never laughed harder!

Michelle plans a cute sleepover date, but the guys ignore her because teddy bears and PJs. A 1-1 date with Hipster Khal Drogo takes a weird turn, and Salad King dons his finest blank eyeliner look for his date. Finally, Chris S decides to start some drama with Nayte's hands. Listen as we offer live commentary while partaking in the devil's lettuce!

In this episode, Jamie starts a rumor about how all the guys are spreading a rumor that isn't happening. Wtf Jamie? Hipster Khal Drogo takes Michelle aside, and we are still not sure about his frosted tips. Slytherin continues to fight with Will in every part of the house, ONE SLICE AT A TIME. Michelle takes Rodney on a date, we reminisce about Roma pizza once again, and briefly discuss BIP Canada...

In this episode, we get a group date judged by some unimpressed children, Slytherin gets his feelings hurt by Tiger King, followed by a battle of epically bad shirts. Salad King surprises Michelle with a mad lib, Jamie gets the first 1-1 date, but then he stirs the pot! Listen as we partake in some of the devil's lettuce while offering live commentary.

Welcome back, Stoners! It's Episode 1 of Michelle's season of The Bachelorette, and it's time to meet Michelle's men! From a pizzapreneur/heir of Slytherin, to the Salad King, the men of Michelle's season promise to bring the laughter, the tears, and the drama! Listen in while we partake in some greenery and offer high-brow commentary. 

WE HAVE A FANTASY LEAGUE!  We have teamed up with Bach Bracket to host a fantasy league for Michelle's season! Our league is rose-to-rose, so each week people can pick who they think will get roses in the rose ceremony. There will be prizes, and those prizes will make sure you are all ~high~ for the right reasons! Listen while we partake in some greenery, and offer our first impressions of Mi...

It's engagement day! We're at the end of Paradise, and it's time for Neil Lane to fly in with his magical engagement rings. Will Noah and Abigail survive prom? Does Riley have the strength to win Maurissa's heart? Will Grocery Store Joe and Serena's love win out, or will Kendall dash their dreams? Will Kenny get to eat Mari's taco? And will James and Aaron's bromance turn out to be the most romant...

It's the penultimate episode in paradise! The drama continues between Aaron and Ivan, and baby bro keeps digging himself deeper and deeper. Chelsea sets the record straight, while Cartoon Ed goes on a pity date with Mykenna, who is there for some reason. James the Box Guy finally gets to go on his first date, featuring human churros and snakes. Also, it's time for the Paradise Prom! Guys act like...

In this episode, lots of couples get serious! Kenny and Mari have a sexy taco date, Serena P and Grocery Store Joe act way too cute, Riley cries, and we experience what is perhaps the biggest Bachelor fake-out in history. We are shocked and simultaneously impressed. Also! Two new guys show up - Cartoon Ed and Hot Demar! Who will they choose as their dates? Also, Tia asks her vagina for love advice...

The trouble continues to brew in Paradise, and we are not stoned enough! This week, the group banishes Pieper and Brendan, and some couples swap as the show comes to an end. We have no idea how many episodes are even left, as there are way too many people still on this beach, and half of them aren't even in relationships. Tammy and Tommy have a hard talk, a hurricane looms, and a few new guys show...

We're back with another episode! Titus Burgess swoops in as host, and invites only some of the contestants to a VIP party, to incite drama, of course. Chris sets his sights on Alana, leaving Jessenia in the dust. Kenny has a conversation with Mari, and Demi turns into a big crybaby. Chelsea joins the beach and Aaron once again loses a girl to his nemesis Thomas. Listen as tear apart this episode w...

A storm is brewing in paradise! Kendal shows up to confront Joe, Mari interferes with Kenny's harem, and Pieper finally appears! The plot thickens as Natasha gets blind-sided by Brendan, who will someday look like a crinkly bag of chips. Also, Noah is wearing way too many contrasting necklaces, and the relationships pre-paradise are getting more confusing by the minute. Listen as we watch this epi...