Will You Accept This Roach?

We are back, Bachanadians! We have pulled our podcast out of retirement for a special crossover episode between The Golden Bachelor, and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia! Light up your joints and grab the strongest weed you have, we are not stoned enough for Frank Reynolds on his journey to find love!

Hello Stoners! Every year, we liked to get extremely stoned, and watch a made-for-tv Christmas movie. This year, we watched "Snowglobe" - a 2007 bizarre fantasy film where a girl obsessed with Christmas abandons her life in the Bronx to live in a snowglobe. We are never stoned enough, especially for this!

Dear Listeners (All one or two of you lol) This is our FINAL EPISODE of Will You Accept This Roach. We have gone on our journey to find love, we have handed out our final roses, and we are FINALLY stoned enough for everything that Bachelor Nation has given us. <3 Thank you for getting stoned with us as we followed Father Palmer and his merry band of Bachelor Nation Old Navy Mannequins on their...

It's the Men Tell All, for the most non-dramatic, best bromance in Bachelor Nation History! Relive all of the BBQ's, all the appraisal of the real estate, and all of the bromance as the Golden Men recount their journey to find love with each other. Joan, who? We don't know her! We are too busy getting stoned with the Mighty Mighty Mansion Men!

It's the fantasy suites! We get way too stoned and dive into the ultimate existential question: Is it their fantasy, or is it our fantasy? Or both!? Get stoned and join us!

It's the Hometowns! Guy's family all have names that start with G! Pascal's family are all beautiful people! Chock Chappel lives in Kansas! We are never stoned enough!

Hello fellow stoners! This week we ask the most important question. What is more romantic: Joan's relationships with the individual contestants, or the contestant's relationship with each other? Join us as we get stoned!

The Chippendales arrive to help our men in their strip-teasing sexy journeys to find love with Joan! We observe that no villains exist in this season. And Chock Chappel is faced with devastating news! We are not stoned enough!

Joan takes Pascal to Vegas and they eat under the fake Eiffel Tower! Jonathan and Joan have deep talks! The men play dodgeball! Join us as we get stoned!

We are back for episode 2! The men are more excited about appraising the real estate value of the Bachelor Mansion than anything else! The group date is a prom date! Plus, Joan goes to Disneyland! Join us as we get stoned on this journey to find love!

Grab your bongs and your pickleball paddles, we are back! We ushered in the start of Joan's Golden Season with some super golden wholesome men, who fell in love with the kitchen, with the pickleball game, and ultimately, with each other. Join us as we partake in some golden greenery!

It's Fantasy Suite week! Devin is chasing Jenn! Jenn is chasing Marcus! Jonathon and Jenn are strolling together at a leisurely pace! Father Palmer gets some time on the green, while we sit over here and smoke the green!

It's the hometowns! Jenn and the men are back in America, and we're all excited to meet the Mishpachah! Jenn and Devin go on a fun run for the cure for rabies! Jenn and Jeremy are terrorized by animatronic farm animals in the grocery store! Jonathon Livingston Seagull is a mythical creature, and his family is in on it! Join us as we get wayyyy too stoned... or not stoned enough?

We're one week away from hometowns! In this episode, Jenn explores her Judeo Buddhist connection with Jer-Bear! Sam proves he should NEVER have a career in radio, or being a boyfriend! Past bachelorettes return for a Wicked time! As always, we are not stoned enough!

In this episode, the legendary IKEA Hot Tub that travels around the world with Bachelor Nation makes its triumphant return! We also witness the genius ingenuity of a middle-aged New Zealand couple that get paid to watch conventionally attractive men shovel s***! Join us on our stoner journey to find Jenn's ferocious love!

In this portion of the journey to find love, Jenn is terrified because of Sam. Later, Jenn gets terrified again, because of a completely different Sam. All the people named "Sam" in this episode just did a bad job of representing the Sam's of this world, and quite frankly, we're not stoned enough.

We are back, stoners! This week the Thunder Down Under guides our contestants in the sacred Chest Bearing Ceremony. Sam M threatens violence! Devin is a sexy detective! Sam N professes love! Join us as we get stoned for the chaos ahead!

We are in Melbourne Australia for Jenn's first week of finding love! Is it pronounced Melbin, or Melburn? Devin makes a lot of enemies over ice cream! Aaron re-enacts his brother's time on the Bachelorette! Hakeem is scared of spiders! We are not stoned enough!

And we are back, ready to get stoned on this journey to find a ferocious love for Jenn! Join us as we get stoned and judge the men!

It's finally time for the season finale where we get to either see Joey left at the altar, or whether it's a big fake-out. This has been an emotional and fun journey for all of us stoners, so listen as we wrap up this season!

Once again, it's time for the penultimate episode of the season! All the women come together and yell at each other, cry, and become BFFs? We got so stoned watching this! Stay tuned for the season finale!

It's time for Fantasy Suites! Joey has three women left, and because they're all so nervous, the ladies from Golden Bachelor pay them a visit. We can't wait to share Women Tell All with you up next, so stay tuned!

It's time for Hometowns! The only one that matters is at Daisy's Christmas tree farm, where she leads Joey into a Yule ritual that is sure to secure her as his bride. It's Christmas Magic! Also, Kelsey has a hot dad and everyone wants him as the Golden Bachelor. Enjoy, stoners!

In this episode, Joey makes the final decision for Hometowns and makes some of the girls cry. Le sigh. He also has a 1-1 date in the infamous IKEA hot tub that has seen more action than any fantasy suite date. Stay tuned for Hometowns, stoners!

The Bachanadians go to Montreal! The poutine isn't offensive, but Maria's dress choices are! Join us as we partake in the devil's lettuce and offer the highest of Bachelor commentaries.