Will You Accept This Roach?

In this episode, two former enemies join forces and bully Salley off the beach. Slytherin comes in hot and won't shut up about pizza, Jacob gets naked again, and Ashley and Jared finally have their boom boom time...not that anyone cares. Enjoy, stoners!

In the latest episode of this nightmare, Genevieve has to choose between Aaron and Justin, Rodney somehow gets pulled by Lace, and Ashley and Jared get waaaay too much screen-time. Wtf, we're not stoned enough to care about you!

Welcome back to the stoner schedule! In this episode, we have chaotic miscommunication, Victoria F sabotaging herself, Jacob deciding between 3 unappealing girls, Aaron and James' bromance reunion, and lots of crying! We also get to smoke our homegrown weed for the first time!

Welcome back to paradise! In this episode, two girls both like Logan/Creepy Kyle (for some reason), Genevieve sabotages her relationship with Justin, Romeo gets desperate, and Salley's vibrator makes an appearance. Father Palmer, give us a rose ceremony already!

We're back on the beach in paradise! In October! It's weird AF, but we're excited to see all our favourite trainwrecks again. We're definitely not stoned enough for these upside down bikini tops, STOP THIS MADNESS 🌳

Finally, this shit show is over! In part 2 of the finale, we get to see how Rachel and Gabby's journeys end. Tino becomes the ultimate baby back bitch after being accused of cheating rumors, and some sketchy texts between Erich and an ex-gf surface for all of Bachelor Nation to see. We love when the show airs the dirty laundry of its contestants, and we're not stoned enough for it! The new Bachelo...

In part 1 of the finale, Rachel coldly lets Zach go and introduces her last 2 men to her family. Gabby reunites Erich with grandpa, and both women want that ring on their fingers OR ELSE. We have no idea what's going to happen next, but Rachel looks dead inside and we hope she's stoned.

It's part 2 of the Fantasy Suites, and looks like Gabby's men didn't realize people get engaged on this show. Rachel bombs her date with Zach, finally wears an epic dress, and emerges as the Villian we never expected.

It's time for the Fantasy Suites part 1, where everyone goes to the Boom Boom Room! The ladies each have 3 men left, but things are not looking good for Gabby, who chose two men who aren't ready to get engaged. Rachel finally wears a nice outfit, and everyone continues to climb up the Staircase of Love. Listen as we rank their power moves while smoking the finest greenery, and stay tuned for part...

Welcome back stoners! It's the Men Tell All! This episode has *almost* everything... except for Hayden, who ditched! RAMBO DESERVES BETTER! Meatball gets saucy, Billy Eichner wears a pink shirt, and the gates of paradise are open! Join us while we watch and smoke the finest greenery.

How the f is it hometowns already? How will they fit 7 hometown dates into 1 episode? Did everyone just forget about Aven? Listen as we try really hard to remember all of the men's names and fail, while smoking the finest greenery.

In this episode, the bachelorettes go to Amsterdam! Sexy tickling! A dominatrix! Our special guest this week is weed guru Ben, who hooked us up with some serious dabs. We were so stoned as we watched the men lift cheese. Listen as we cry and howl while smoking the finest greenery.

In our newest episode, Rachel cries constantly. Like, for real. Creepy Kyle comes clean about his feelings for Gabby, and the guys are not too happy. She also wears the nicest dress of all time and we're so stoned we can barely take it.

Helloooo stoners! This episode takes us to France, where Rachel and Gabby engage in some classic activities such as armpit smelling and hand make-outs. Creepy Kyle switches to team Gabby but doesn't tell anyone, and Grocery Store Joe Jr really misses his dog. Listen as we review this trainwreck while partaking in the Devil's lettuce.

In this episode, Rachel has a 1:1 date with Zach, which was so adorable we wanted to puke. Then, we get Gabby's, date, featuring NONE OTHER than the grandpa of Bach Nation. Who even cares who the date was, we got to watching grandpa go bowling. Then, we got the almighty Franco Lacosta, doing (you guessed it) a classically awkward group date wedding photo shoot. Super cringe! He looked fab, who car...

Welcome back, stoners! In this episode, we get to see the men wear speedos, because Rachel and Gabby need to see their abs more than their personalities. Both ladies get their first 1:1 dates, and Rachel starts feeling like none of the men like her. Probably because next to Gabby, her dresses are ugly AF. We also talk about the dark upside-down universe of Bachelor Nation, Pilot Pete's 18 year-old...

We are back! After a long hiatus, we are back with not one, but TWO Bachelorettes! How is this going to even work!? Not even Father Palmer has the answer to that question. Join us as we watch Gabby and Rachel begin their journeys to find their husbands while we get stoned AF on the finest greenery.  Song: Concerto of the Italian Taste in F Major, Mvt 3 (Rondo) by J.S. Bach

Gabby and Rachel's season has 33 men, and we're so stoked to go through their bios while getting stoned as shit. Also, Bachelor in Paradise released their potential cast! Listen as we hype up the new season while partaking in the finest greenery.

Hello Bach Nation stoners! If you're wondering what we've been up to during the hiatus, we watched all 4 seasons of UNReal, a dark and twisted satire of our beloved Bachelor franchise. If you haven't watched it, you're missing out! In this episode, we review the whole show (SPOILERS ABOUND) with our hilarious special guest Adam. We hope you love listening to this as much as we loved getting stoned...

Holy smokes! This is the finale that just keeps on giving. Ham Clayton dumps his two sister wives, chases after another one, aaaand we get to see a very embarrassing proposal. The After the Final Rose is way out of left field, and we are legit speechless. Also, the next season is revealed, and we could not be more excited. Listen as we live react to this last episode, while stoned out of our minds...

It's the finale of this shitshow, part 1! In this episode, we see what becomes of the remaining two sister wives that Ham Clayton fell in love with. Spoiler alert: They both hate him, and we get to see them tell him off in very different ways. It's sad, but this whole season needed to end in flames. Fire up those doobies, because we're releasing a double episode! 

It's the fantasy suite episode! The Bone Zone! Clayton makes some boner love to two of the women and tells three of them that he is in love with them. Not smart, Hammy! One of them leaves! We get so incredibly stoned!

This was the most savage episode of WTA yet! Seriously, those ladies were stewing. Shanae gets scorched, Cassidy gets roasted, Sara gets burned...haha we are stoned. Ham Calyton gets crucified! Listen as we smoke our way through this dumpster fire.

It's the Hometown episode! Ham Clayton goes to meet the families of his final four, and the previews really made it seem like something dramatic was going to happen. Spoiler alert: Nothing dramatic happened. At all. We have never seen a Hometown episode with less drama, and everyone cried (tears of happiness). One girl had to be let go, but we already knew that. This week is a double-feature, with...

In this episode, Ham Clayton starts hardcore eliminating, as next week are the hometown dates! Mara and Sarah are still fighting, and they both get a pretty villainous edit. The group goes to Vienna, and have a date featuring some heavy and awkward therapy. Serene gets some fireflies, Suzie gets some dresses, and Jessie makes an absolutely epic stoner snack. We also get into a very important discu...