Wheels Up

Welcome to the future! It's 2022!  James and Bee talk about Criminal Minds: Evolution in the first installment of their reboot series. They talk about JJ's biceps, Tara's Girlfriend, and the mystery of it all. Bee hates SOAR and James hates unfinished stories, but they love how many times Luke says "Kink." Join them as they tackle new episodes!

Season 3 starts off with a bang! We spend way too long talking about the timeline, but we make up for it by actually making it make sense. This is a fun one! JJ is very gay, Emily is very pretty, and Gideon is very sad. So, nothing too unusual! Join us as we talk about Season 3 Episode 1 - Doubt.

We're back, baby! Bee and James take on Season 3 of Criminal Minds and this time - they may have some insider info!

Wow! It's hard to believe that we've finished our second year! In this bonus episode, James and Bee discuss the season 2 special features, rank every episode from the season, and rank the characters. Join them as they reflect on the past two years and look toward the next 13!

The end is nigh! It's the last episode of season 2! Hard to believe we're finally here, but we're going out with a bang! Join Bee and Jay as they meander their way through No Way Out II: The Evilution of Frank. Yes, the episode is 3 hours long, but it's 100% worth it!

Wow! The much anticipated episode is here and Bee is just as upset about it as you'd expect. Low budget meat packing plants, JJ being disrespected, and Hotch being Daddy. Join Bee and James as they talk about Legacy and de-evolve into chaos as always!

In this episode, Bee and James talk about Emily's shiny hair, her hunting skills, and her disassociations. The women rock this episode and we stan a final girl! Going us as we talk about 2x21 Open Season.

Hello! Wee Woo Wee Woo Wee Woo! It's a code MILF! Join Bee and James as they discuss Honor Among Thieves' convoluted storyline, the mysterious disappearance of Emily Prentiss' Father, and the BAU Group Chat. Grab some borsch and meet us in Little Kiev!

How did Father Hotchner die? Why does the unsub use fire? Is it possible for Emily to look any better? Listen to these questions (and more) on this week's episode of Wheels Up! Join us to talk about 2x19 Ashes and Dust!

Hey, all! Join us in talking about 2x18 Jones! We spend a lot of time talking about Good 'Ol Billy, Tumblr's questionable shipping choices, and Emily's loser status. It's a rollercoaster!

Oh, Hey There! Welcome back, Listeners! This week we spend a lot of time shit talking Spencer Reid and talking about American War Crimes. So, nothing too different! Join us as we talk about 02x17 Distress!

This is a heavy one, guys. We talk about race riots, CM's lack of message, and general odds and ends. It is Demily rights, though! So expect some outfit checks, some shipping talk, and a total confusion about how drugs work. Join us for Fear and Loathing!

Welp, we missed an upload! We may be two weeks later, but we make up for it with a ridiculously long episode! This week on Wheels Up, we stan JJ (as always), trash the writers (as always), and laugh way to loud (as always!). Join us as we talk about our favorite FBI agents being bad at their jobs and bad at friendship. Welcome to our nightmare!

The Archangel Raphael is just trying to keep his pool clean! It's his hot girl summer! This episode is full of biblical research, temperature checks, and permit requests. Join James and Bee as they discuss The Big Game. Bee doesn't know much about the bible, but James doesn't know anything at all about the Dot Com Bubble. Who's the real loser here?

It's late! James is sorry! But they're making up for it with a whole bunch of Bee's laughter! This episode we talk about No Way Out! Frank is a Bisexual King, Spencer is very judgmental, and the timeline doesn't make any sense (again). Enjoy your peak into James' timeline brain and Bee's rapidly dwindling sanity on this week's episode of Wheels Up!

Derek Morgan is the best man ever. He's so nice and buys the best gifts for his mom! This episode makes us sad, but it also makes us love Derek even more. So, be aware of the trigger warnings at the beginning, strap on your 'Loving Derek' boots, and join us on this episode of Wheels Up! We're watching Profiler, Profiled!

Join James and Bee as they talk about ghastly victorian boys, the bestie squad, and the bicycle in the room! Bee edited this ep so she DID edit out a whole bunch of James talking about the Ship that We Don't Talk About but shhh don't tell them, it's a secret. We're talkin Sex, Birth, Death this week! Follow us on twitter/insta/tumblr: WheelsUpPod

Listen... This is a long one. James does a lot of research, Bee makes some great points about the American Empire, and we get mad at Criminal Minds a little more than usual. We like to think things have changed in the past 16 years, but... America is still a Capitalist Hellscape. There will be no peaceful resolution. Anyway! We do make some good jokes and Emily is very attractive this episode!! Jo...

Gideon really needs to know if this guy is handsome he just REALLY needs to know. JJ has three outfit changes, each more baffling than the last. Emily is here and we're SO excited. Follow us on twitter / insta / tumblr / wherever: WheelsUpPod

What is Post-Modernism? Futurism? Post-Structuralism? JJ's outfit? This week on Wheels Up, Bee comes up with Crossover ideas, James puts their masters degree to good use, and both gays love Derek Morgan. Join us as we discuss The Empty Planet!

Sure, the episode is late, but so is JJ's character development! James had a bunch of technical issues, but this episode has a special guest, so that's exciting! Football boys, soccer girls, and an extended analysis of sunlight on JJ's angelic face - It's a new episode of Wheels Up! Find our special guest Belle: @AussieSupergirl pretty much everywhere! Find us: WheelsUpPod also pretty much everywh...

From Girlboss to Girlmurder to Gaslight, Elle Greenaway can do it all. Well, except for admit she did anything wrong. This episode, Hotch followers her around like the father of a teenage rebel, JJ becomes the mean girl she was always meant to be, and the unsub is just a ginger kid with a dairy allergy. Listen to Bee and James discuss how they could beat up a child yet again on this episode of Whe...

We've finally earned out name this week! Gideon says "wheels up" for the first time and James definitely gets a little tooo drunk to celebrate. We're desperately trying to point that milf-ification beam at JJ. Criminal Minds proves itself to be a make your own iceberg kinda show. Follow us on twitter/insta/tumblr/wherever: WheelsUpPod

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles! Oh my! In these week's episode of Wheels Up, we point out a lot of inconsistencies, James doesn't understand several points, and Bee says Minnesota weird. Welcome back to Wheels Up with an episode we expected to go up in 2021! Follow us on twitter / insta: WheelsUpPod

One day we'll have an episode where we ONLY talk about Criminal Minds. This is not that episode. Bee and Jay are BACK and they're talking Supernatural, super hell, and being super hot. Get it, because everybody is so moist this episode? It's a funny joke you guys please laugh. Twitter: @WheelsUpPod