Wheels Up

There's a new season of Evolution in town, and Sheriffs James and Bee are on the case! This week, they're talking about open water, teeth anxiety, scattershot pop culture, and reusing plot points! It's Criminal Minds Evolution Season 18 Episode 1 - Swimmer's Calculus!

James may not be a Balkan Scholar or a Neurologist, but they know something about doing research. Criminal Minds, however, does not. Join James and Bee as they unpack some revisionist history, cultural insensitivity, and general behavioral foolishness. It's Criminal Minds Season 5 Episode 8 - Out Foxed!

Today, we're joined by none other than Papa Pasta,,, JOE MANTEGNA! We chat with Joe about the origins of David Rossi, why Rossi ended up thrice divorced, and if he actually knows how to cook like Rossi does. You can watch Season 18 of Criminal Minds starting on May 8 on Paramount+!

This week, James and Bee talk about Vampires, Freak Flags, and Bush. Sorry it's late! Hopefully, our in-depth analysis of Vampire lore and freaks makes up for it! Join them as they talk about Season 5 Episode 7 - The Performer!

Gotta take the unfortunate wins where you can get 'em, I guess. Join James and Bee as they talk incredibly specific fetishes, a Saturday morning cartoon of a man, and eyes. Just genuinely so many eyes.

This week, James and Bee discuss Fetal Microchimerism and other horrors of pregnancy. Join them as they navigate the dark dungeon of Doubting Derek and childbirth. It's Season 5 Episode 5 - Cradle to Grave!

Join James and Bee as they talk about Structural Walls, Real Life Contract Work, and Gentrification(?). This Criminal Minds episode was bad! That's why the Wheels Up episode is nearly three hours long! Join us for Criminal Minds Season 5 Episode 4 - Hopeless

We're not watching the good therapist solve problems show. Join James and Bee as they discuss Jacobean tragedies, Oscar Wilde, and sad, sad clowns.

This week, Bee and James discuss the importance of taking your brain meds and the lingering legacy of the KKK. They also talk a bunch of shit about Hotch's Male Pain. Join them for Criminal Minds Season 5 Episode 2 - Haunted.

This week, James and Bee talk about Emily's slutty little boob buckle, Foyet's intricate rituals, and Criminal Minds maybe being good? Is Criminal Minds a good show now?? Join them as they talk about Season 5 Episode 1 - Nameless, Faceless

It's a bonus episode and you know the drill by now. We rank our favorite episodes! We rank our favorite BAU agents! We rank our favorite seasons! Hell, we'll even rank your dog if you send it to us! Join us for a very special (and very late) season 4 bonus episode. Season 5 starts next week.

It's the end of the season! Can you believe it? James and Bee suffer through the Pig Farm episode, crack as many jokes as they can, and stan Kelly forever. Join them as they wrap up the season with Season 4 Episodes 25 and 26 - To Hell... And Back

This week, James and Bee discuss Hotch being a bad father, Emily being a tragic heroine, and JJ being haunted by her (maybe) dead boyfriend and child. There's a lot of American history in this one, so buckle up!! We're talking Criminal Minds Season 4 Episode 24. If you want to send in questions for our bonus Q&A, message us on tumblr, twitter, or instagram!

Listen there's not much we can say about this one that you can't gleam from the title. The jemily implications here go CRAZY.

Finally, a case that makes Aaron Hotchner go "this could've been an email." We're introduced to a weird little guy who is a freak at the beginning, and a freak at the end and frankly? I do not care for the damage he is doing to the reputation of little freaks everywhere.

This week on Wheels Up! James and Bee find it difficult to goof, but they still manage to find some giggles. Bee barely knows about Jon Benet Ramsey, James explains French Society, and they both rag on bad parenting! Join them for Season 4 Episode 21 - Shades of Gray

Trans rights or trans wrongs? Neither! She's just some woman! Join James and Bee as they discuss Season 4 Episode 20 - Conflicted! (Blaze It)

James is having a crisis, Bee took the notes, and Garcia is forced to profile! This week has some sort of energy (but we won't tell you what kind!) Join us as we talk about Season 4 Episode 19 - House on Fire.

It's honestly a miracle Aaron Hotchner turned out as normal as he did, being that he's the ultimate child of divorce. Rossi doesn't respect bus drivers, Derek does a good toxic masculinity, and James has a wild hatred of blueberries. All this and more on this week's episode of Wheels Up!

Surprise! We have a bonus episode full of predictions for you about season 18. Join us as we talk JJ's impending divorce arc, Luke's impending bisexuality, Emily's adopted 22 year old psychopathic daughter, and Penelope's nonbinary partner.

It's the season finale! This week, James and Bee talk about how they were absolutely correct with all of their theories. It helps that Criminal Minds Evolution is really good! Join them as they discuss, terrible fandom takes, amazing writing choices, and Criminal Minds Season 17 Episode 10 - Save The Children!

CONTENT WARNING: this episode of criminal minds included a fairly graphic sexual assault scene. We don't talk about the scene in a ton of detail but we do discuss what it means for characters. This week on wheels up: EQUALITY! Jade gets a dead wife montage, James says "it's interesting" approximately 42 times, and Emily is just the gandalf big naturals meme.

James and Bee are catching up in this combined episode! They talk about Aisha's directing brilliance, PeePaw's romantic side, and JUSTICE FOR JADE! Join them as they discuss Season 17 Episode 7 - Piranha and Season 17 Episode 8 - North Star.

This episode? this one's For The Girls* (*you don't have to be a girl to be one of The Girls, y'know? do what you want.) Join James and Bee as they cash in on their correct guesses, make some new theories, and ask: what does that MEAN??

This week, James and Bee discuss how right they are about almost everything ever and how much Tebecca is growing on them. Tynelope? Trash! Tebecca? Everything! Join them for Criminal Minds: Evolution Season 17 Episode 5 - Conspiracy vs. Theory