Wheels Up

We're back!!! We said we'd be back in January, and it's still technically January! Unlike Criminal Minds' season premieres, we keep our promises. Join James and Bee as they talk about Season 4 Episode 1 - Mayhem!

You thought we were done just because Season 3 was? Never! In this bonus episode, James and Bee rank the episodes, rank the characters, and just go crazy!

This week on Wheels Up, James and Bee discuss the season finale! They talk about Will's psychic ability to understand Jennifer Jareau, Emily's gay ability to profile, and Derek's in ability to let a woman lead. Join them as they talk about Season 3 Episode 20, Lo-Fi!

On this episode of Wheels Up, Bee and James get real philosophical. Are we real? Do we exist? What's up with Derek's hair in the flashback? Join us for our penultimate episode of Season 3, Tabula Rasa!

Bee and James discuss the hard hitting issues like third wave feminism, who is technically the mother of the BAU team, and how many people we know on this week's episode of Wheels Up!

We love JJ so much, but she's mean for this one, folks. She just murders Will in front of God and everyone! Join Bee and James as they talk about Season 3 Episode 17 - In Heat.

Yes, you read that file name correctly. This episode, Bee gets annoyed at file names, James gets annoyed at Reid, and we all have childhood trauma. Join the gang as they talk about Season 3 Episode 16 - Elephant's Memory.

Bee drinks San Pellegrino now, James doesn't drink Monster anymore, and both of them liked this episode. Watch Emily wear the hell out of a turtleneck, Derk be very rude to everyone, and Criminal Minds actually do well representing depression! This week on Wheels Up, James and Bee talk about Season 3 Episode 15 - A Higher Power.

Hello, Listeners! James is back and Bee is WRONG. This episode, James and Bee discuss the CM timeline, Emily's Bangs, Jotch, and more! They also debate over whether or not it's correct to sleep with your bedroom door open or closed. It's the Great Watch Debate all over again! Join them as they discuss Season 3 Episode 14 - Damaged!

This episode was kinda a loss for feminism. Rossi talks a real big game about daddy issues for a man who works in the daddy issues unit of the FBI. Bee is joined by very special guest Belle while James is on the run in another country.

Not all homoerotic gay bestfriendships end in a death but it sorta feels that way doesn’t it? Bee is living in the fiction she’s creating, James is proving that they know what yaoi is, and so much more on this episode of Wheels Up!

James is on vacation so Bee is posting an episode late for once! It's show tradition at this point. Join us for absolutely 0 jokes, a lot of talk about Women's Work, James losing their mind about battlepark fences, and just one singular canon.

James and Bee talk about Frankie Muniz for an hour and a half! Join them on the journey through True Night, a Noir episode of Criminal Minds. It was written and directed by friend-of-the-pod, Eddy B!

What does JCB stand for? James Colby Baylor? It stands for something I can't write here for fear the podcast will get marked as NSFW. You get it, though. Join Bee and James as they jump headfirst into Criminal Minds after drying off on the shores of Mental Health Break Beach. This week, they're discussing Season 3 Episode 9 - Penelope

That Razr flip phone? that one's just for swag. God and or the devil might be actually real in the CMCU (Criminal Minds cinematic universe) and we're not gonna talk about it again ever. Bee gets playfully anti-religious. James is campaigning hard for paranormal romances We're taking a little mid-season hiatus since covering Evolution took a lot out of us. We'll be back in April!

This week, Bee and James talk about Y2K, Ruby Ridge, and Waco. Don't worry! It's still a funny episode! Join the gang as they trek to Montana and tensions rise!

At last! The finale episodes of Criminal Minds Evolution Season One (Or Criminal Minds Season 16) have arrived! It's hard to believe we've already finished it, but we can't wait for Season Two (Or Season 17)! Join Bee and James as they talk about the end of Evolution and predictions for the future!

Rossi's a little late to the party but so are we so we really can't judge him for that. We can, and do, judge him for wearing lightwash jeans though. Some crimes just can't be forgiven. James fights the timeline, Bee takes candy from a crime scene, nobody wins.

This week on Wheels Up, James and Bee clash over ships and dirty words. These episodes have gay longing, bad decisions, and plenty to talk about! We're talking about Criminal Minds: Evolution episodes 7 and 8!

This episode features no negative comments about Criminal Minds, a ton of praise for the guest stars, and a lot of doggie noises! James has a new puppy and Bee gets a good grade in solving mysteries! Join us for a play-along-at-home episode of Wheels Up as we talk about Season 3 Episode 5, Seven Seconds.

This week James and Bee are feasting! This episode is technically a little late but you're not allowed to yell at me, it's our second longest episode ever. We spend nearly three whole real life hours talking about criminal minds. Do you understand how insane this is? This is insane. Sure, the criminal minds is good criminal minds, and the reason we spend nearly THREE WHOLE HOURS talking about it i...

This week, on Wheels Up, James and Bee talk about acting skills, fathers vs mothers, and (funny) mental health. James educates Bee and several cultural touchstones and Bee bullies James. Basically, it's a normal episode! Join us as we talk about Children of The Dark.

In this short episode, Bee and James discuss Scared to Death. Bee also bullies James relentlessly because they wear their watches on the wrong arm. It's a chill episode, so grab a warm beverage and hang out with us for this week's episode of Wheels Up!

This week, James and Bee are talking about the reboot! They ask very important questions, such as "what is a start-up?" and "are do all horsegirls have 'Leigh' in their name?" and "why does Criminal Minds like to hurt us so much?" Join them as they embark on their weekly journey to understand Criminal Minds. Maybe... Just maybe... They'll find love along the way.

What's this? A new episode during the DAY? on WEDNESDAY? You had to see it to believe it, but here it is! James and Bee discuss Season 3 Episode 2 - In Name and Blood. They figure out the timeline, defend side characters, and talk shit about our faves. James talks about their wife for too long and Bee is in some sort of mood. Join them as they fly into the sky of Criminal Minds!