Two Crippled Zombies

On our 54th episode we are talking about Mike Flanagan's Hush from 2016. Discussing the "Shush Cut" version and how unbelievably amazing it is. We dig into the movie with everything from cinematography, sound, acting, practical effects and more! Don't miss out on our conversation about one of the most unique home invasion movies out there!

"Ever hear of a ritual killing"? Put on your fedora's & light up your cigars. On this episode we head back to 1989 to talk about the family charity case Uncle Buck. We discuss the movie in full along with the one and only John Candy. We all miss John but at least he left us with some of the greatest comedies out there to date. We hope you get as much enjoyment out of this episode as we did. R....

Jerry and Billy seem like normal neighbors.... if you can ignore the blacked-out windows, apple cores in the yard and the coffin being carried inside. While the rest of the neighborhood goes about their business, teenager Charlie Brewster comes to realize the suave guy next door, Jerry Dandrige, is a vampire.  Join us as we discuss what is arguably the best vampire movie of all time: FRIGHT NIGHT!

"THAT'S A LOT OF FRENDO'S"  We're hacking and slashing our way through the cornstalks on this episode of Clown in a Cornfield. What intrigued us to watch this was director Eli Craig who also directed Tucker & Dale vs Evil. It has to be awesome right? Well, we would be lying if we said this was an awesome movie. Click and listen to find more about Frendo the Clown, a strange town, delinquent ki...

Don't worry! We're still a horror movie podcast. We thought it would be fun to add a little something extra into our show. Once a month we will be discussing a movie that's not horror. Something more Nostalgic. It starts here with our 50th episode! We're talking about Planes, Trains and Automobiles. And of course we get into discussing the late great John Candy. This was a movie that we thought wo...

Was Howie Mandel shooting cocaine when he did this movie? If so.... IT SHOWS!!! Check out this episode of a crazy little movie from 1989 we discuss called Little Monsters.  Is this a great performance from Howie Mandel? Was Daniel Stern just phoning it in? Was this movie actually scary at times? Does Little Monsters still hold up today? Find out what Two Crippled Zombies thoughts are. 

"I wanna kill everyone, Satan is good, Satan is our pal!" Experience what happens when your neighbors snoop and spy on other neighbors on this episode of The Burbs. What's worse? Being stung by dozens of Bee's? Digging up a femur? Blowing up your neighbor's house? We don't know either! Hear our take on this hilariously creepy movie starring Tom Hanks, Bruce Dern, Rick Ducommun, Courtney Gains and...

Join us as we wrap up the Friday the 13th franchise! This was another super fun franchise to dissect.  On this bonus episode Mike & Johnny discuss their likes and dislikes from these movies. Which Jason Mask is the best. Favorite Kill. Least favorite kill. Favorite set of B00BS? And of course, favorite movie. 

After a slight detour through Hell and Space we make it back to Earth and head back to Camp Crystal Lake. It's been 8 years since we last saw Jason Voorhees and since then there's been some changes. The horrible story, annoying cast and a little too much nudity. And Jason Voorhees is now a hunter? Derek Mears (who portrays slasher Jason Voorhees) might be the only best thing about this movie. What...

Hell must have froze over because Jason Voorhees is BACK in Jason X! This time in Space. And in space no one can hear you scream. Tune in to hear us discuss the movies blend of sci-fi and horror, terrible dialogue, Kane Hodder's incredible performance, Jason's uber transformation and one of the most memorable kills in the franchise. Our ratings might surprise some of you. Listen in to find out the...

Who's coming to Christmas dinner? This Christmas 2025 we decided to do a special episode that's very random for Two Crippled Zombies. A Christmas episode on who we would want at our Christmas dinner. We have a random list of 25 movie characters we can choose from. We talk about the reasons why we chose them and much more. We hope you enjoy this episode. Have a very Merry Christmas Everyone!  

Two Crippled Zombies dives into one of the most bizarre entries in the Friday the 13th franchise. Jason goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993). What in the ever-loving F*** did we just watch?? What was Adam Marcus thinking when making this? From body hopping chaos to cringy dialogue. Some ridiculous scenes like a leather bondage shaving scene you never thought you would see in a Friday the 13th mov...

This is the 8th installment of the Friday the 13th franchise "Jason Takes a Boat to Manhattan." Er...... whatever. The title of this movie is misleading. We've asked ourselves many times if this is a good movie. Our answer? No. Was it a blast to watch and then discuss? Hell Yeah!! Tune in to hear all the absurd moments we yap about on this episode of Jason Takes Manhattan.

Here we are with Friday the 13th part 7 The New Blood. The first with Kane Hodder as Jason Voorhees. Tune in to hear our thoughts, some fun trivia, and our usual reactions to the ridiculousness of this movie.

He couldn't leave well enough alone! Tommy Jarvis unintentionally resurrects Jason Voorhees back from the grave. This movie was a big step up from the previous flop. With a better storyline, creative kills, humor and more. CJ Graham brings an electrifying performance as Jason. This isn't a perfect movie by any means, but it tops the previous movies in many ways. Join us as we discuss the 6th insta...

Here we are with Friday the 13th part 5 A New Beginning! The best out of the...... Nope! Not even close. The brutal killing machine we know to be Jason Voorhees is dead and buried but (bad news) there's a new masked maniac on the loose. But it has boobs! Sadly, the boobs don't save this movie. And it has some of the most graphic kills! Unfortunately, all butchered by the MPAA. This movie does have...

Jason Voorhees is BACK! But the scariest thing about this movie is Crispin Glover's dance moves. Come hang with Johnny B Ghoul and Misfit Mike as they discuss the man behind the hockey mask, Crispin Glover, boobs, and how the kills were an upgrade from the previous movies. 

On this "Eye Popping" episode Johnny B Ghoul and Misfit Mike stumble upon a hockey mask that will forever change our view of Jason Voorhees. Some topics of discussion include Richard Brooker as Jason Voorhees, bad acting, ANDY, 3D, practical effects and more. 

We told the others, they didn't believe us.... you're all doomed! Join us as we discuss the second installment of the franchise Friday the 13th part 2. 

For this episode we are going camping at Crystal Lake to discuss the movie that started it all.... Sean Cunningham's 1980 horror classic "Friday the 13th!" We will be reviewing every movie in the franchise starting with this one. So, get your candy, popcorn and soda ready. Here we go!

On this episode of Two Crippled Zombies Johnny B Ghoul and Misfit Mike head back to 1987 to kick Wolfman in the nards! This movie is completely bonkers..... it's FANTASTIC! It's even Outstanding! But.... why does Dracula have Dynamite? What happened to the Wolfman's face? Why is the Mummy so scrawny? This movie isn't meant to be looked into that much but it's hard to not question some things about...

Misfit Mike's movie pick of the week is one that's been on his list for a long time. Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight! It's bonkers and so is the discussion. This movie has it all! Listen to hear what Two Crippled Zombies has to say about it.

That's a wrap with the Nightmare on Elm Street Franchise. This was a super fun franchise to cover! On this Bonus episode Johnny B Ghoul & Misfit Mike discuss their favorite things from the franchise. Favorite movie. Least favorite movie. Which Freddy Krueger looked the best and which one looked the worst. Listen to hear the thoughts from Two Crippled Zombies.

In this remake Freddy graduates from child murderer to child molester. An original idea from 1984 they scrapped for obvious reasons. But is this movie as bad as everyone makes it out to be? Sure, it's not Wes Craven or Robert Englund. But is this the only reason this movie fails? Listen and find out Johnny & Mike's take on it as they discuss the last installment of the Nightmare on Elm Street...

Place your bets, fiends. Join Johnny B Ghoul & Misfit Mike as they head to Camp Crystal Lake for a brawl that could end it all: It's Freddy vs Jason! With the great Robert Englund as Freddy Krueger and Ken Kirzinger as Jason Voorhees. Tune in to hear about the Freddy Caterpillar, flaming Jason in a cornfield, Destiny's Child Kelly Rowland death, a killer soundtrack and much more! DO IT!!!