Two Crippled Zombies

For this episode we are going camping at Crystal Lake to discuss the movie that started it all.... Sean Cunningham's 1980 horror classic "Friday the 13th!" We will be reviewing every movie in the franchise starting with this one. So, get your candy, popcorn and soda ready. Here we go!

On this episode of Two Crippled Zombies Johnny B Ghoul and Misfit Mike head back to 1987 to kick Wolfman in the nards! This movie is completely bonkers..... it's FANTASTIC! It's even Outstanding! But.... why does Dracula have Dynamite? What happened to the Wolfman's face? Why is the Mummy so scrawny? This movie isn't meant to be looked into that much but it's hard to not question some things about...

Misfit Mike's movie pick of the week is one that's been on his list for a long time. Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight! It's bonkers and so is the discussion. This movie has it all! Listen to hear what Two Crippled Zombies has to say about it.

That's a wrap with the Nightmare on Elm Street Franchise. This was a super fun franchise to cover! On this Bonus episode Johnny B Ghoul & Misfit Mike discuss their favorite things from the franchise. Favorite movie. Least favorite movie. Which Freddy Krueger looked the best and which one looked the worst. Listen to hear the thoughts from Two Crippled Zombies.

In this remake Freddy graduates from child murderer to child molester. An original idea from 1984 they scrapped for obvious reasons. But is this movie as bad as everyone makes it out to be? Sure, it's not Wes Craven or Robert Englund. But is this the only reason this movie fails? Listen and find out Johnny & Mike's take on it as they discuss the last installment of the Nightmare on Elm Street...

Place your bets, fiends. Join Johnny B Ghoul & Misfit Mike as they head to Camp Crystal Lake for a brawl that could end it all: It's Freddy vs Jason! With the great Robert Englund as Freddy Krueger and Ken Kirzinger as Jason Voorhees. Tune in to hear about the Freddy Caterpillar, flaming Jason in a cornfield, Destiny's Child Kelly Rowland death, a killer soundtrack and much more! DO IT!!!

Wes Craven, Heather Langenkamp, Robert Englund and John Saxon return for a New Nightmare movie. We wouldn't exactly call this installment a fan favorite. But it does have its charms. Listen as we discuss part 7 of the franchise. 

This week's episode we go over the 6th installment of A Nightmare on Elm Street franchise. This movie has everything! The Wicked Freddy, exploding heads, 3-D special effects, cameos, dream demons and Freddy Krueger wielding the "Nintendo Power Glove". It even has a fully revealed origin story. And guess what? It has nothing to do with any of the previous Nightmare movies. It's crazy! It's insane!!...

In the last movie reigning dream master champion Alice knocked out ole Freddy, only to find herself knocked up in this installment. With an unborn son whose prenatal naps mean preternatural nightmares for Alice and her graduating Springwood friends. Does this installment deliver a SUPER Freddy movie? Or is this an unworthy heir to the ongoing franchise? Listen as Johnny B Ghoul and Misfit Mike giv...

The never should have buried him......he's not dead! Freddy Krueger is resurrected by a dog who pisses fire. I know right? Listen in to hear our take on the ridiculousness of this awesome movie.

Welcome to primetime bitch! Johnny B Ghoul & Misfit Mike fall Into the Fire as they discuss the third installment of A Nightmare on Elm Street franchise. Don't miss this hilarious episode. It's bonkers!

"You Are All My Children Now!" Why is there "Unintentional" Homosexual undertones? Why did the family's bird explode? Listen in as Johnny B Ghoul and Misfit Mike discuss a very confusing sequel. 

This is where it all began thanks to Wes Craven! A Nightmare on Elm Street introduced us to a new slasher villain.... Freddy Krueger! Join Johnny B Ghoul & Misfit Mike as they discuss one of the most Iconic horror films of all time. 

Johnny B Ghoul & Misfit Mike take a "sedagive" with Mel Brooks monster movie parody Young Frankenstein! Exploring one of the greatest comedies of all time. Diving in its brilliant blend of satire and homage, marvel at the FANTASTIC performances, and laugh about the unforgettable dialogue. Don't MISS OUT!

Hatchet is a love letter to the slasher/gore films of the late 70's and early 80's. It follows the formula perfectly! Fun cameos by Robert Englund, Tony Todd and Blair Witch Project's Josh Leonard. And a dramatic scene with Kane Hodder. Take the swamp tour with us as we discuss this crazy and ridiculous movie.

CANDYMAN, CANDYMAN, CANDYMAN, CANDYMAN, CANDYM....... We better not finish that. On this week's episode we went back to discuss the original Candyman from 1992. Tony Todd is fantastic, but the score is what makes this movie great. 

On this episode JB Ghoul & Misfit Mike break down the blood-soaked mayhem of Damien Leone's Terrifier 3. The story, characters, over the top ridiculousness and the amazing practical effects of the jaw dropping kills. And let's not forget the man himself David Howard Thornton as Art the Clown! Listen in to hear one crazy discussion with Two Crippled Zombies!

Dracula Dead and Loving it is a spoof of Bram Stoker's Dracula that's light on the plot, but full of goofy gags and Mel Brooks Humor. Listen in while Johnny and Mike discuss this hilarious Mel Brooks movie.

On this episode we stay at The Dolphin Hotel in Room 1408! Listen in as we discuss the outstanding cinematography, brilliant performances and an evil room the charges $8 for beer nuts. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!?!? 

Johnny B. Ghoul and a special guest discuss the 2015 movie Goosebumps. Between the characters, cgi, cinematography and vibrancy, this movie somehow worked. Listen in as you'll hear about favorite characters, scenes and more. We hope you enjoy!

This is the last installment of our Jeepers Creepers episodes. Jeepers Creepers Reborn is the 4th movie in the franchise. Sit back and relax as we discuss this unbelievably awful movie. This is the first time we have ever talked this poorly about a movie. Were the writers high when writing this? What the HELL is wrong with the cgi? Did the actors even read the script before taking this on? Why did...

What the Hell did we just watch!?!? What went wrong with this 3rd installment of the franchise!?!? Was it horrible cgi? Terrible acting? Less kills? Listen in as we discuss the craziness of this movie. We hope you get some good laughs like we did.

Johnny and Mike take a bus ride with a bunch of whiny high schoolers in this second installment of The Jeepers Creepers franchise. What was in the director's head when making this movie? What's different about this from the first movie? Tune in to find this out and more! It's absolutely Bonkers!!!

Johnny B Ghoul and Misfit Mike take the scenic route and discuss Jeepers Creepers. BEATNGU though this franchise and excited about it!

This week we dig into the nostalgia of Summer of '84 released in 2018. We discuss the retro suburban vibes and dissect the undertones of adolescent investigation. Join us as we get into talking about this killer Canadian movie.