Try Not To Die

Here's what's happened so far... on this season of Musemakers! With the flames of competition growing ever hotter, the fates of the contestants AND the judges are at stake... We'll be back next #TNTDTuesday with the eighth episodes of Musemakers! In the meantime, join us over on our Patreon for monthly bonus content! Produced by Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lis...

HOORAY ANOTHER SCHEDULING UPDATE!!! Thank you all for your patience as we march into the mess that 2024 has decided to become. Don't forget to check our socials @trynottodiepod for more updates and, of course, our patreon https://www.patreon.com/trynottodiepod for all our bonus content!  Produced by Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin, and Noah Perito. Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito. Sound Effects...

THIS WEEK, on Musemakers: Things outside of the competition begin to heat up. Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects:
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THIS WEEK, ON MUSEMAKERS! Shabby alliances crumble under the pressure! Iconia shares more about her motivations! And the contestants are buzzing to start the next muse's challenge! Join our Patreon for monthly bonus episodes and our talk-back show, The Afterlife! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects:
“Small Marketplace” - Swo...

This time on Musemakers: Cupid's arrow strikes the hearts of every contestant as they embark on a love-themed challenge! Dito binges some prestige television, and Cora hunts for a missing contestant. Join us next Tuesday 1/30 on our twitch @trynottodiepod for our fourth annual birthday livestream! We can't believe we've been making this show for FOUR YEARS, and we want to celebrate with you! Keep...

HELLO and HAPPY NEW YEAR! Just popping in to keep you updated on the months ahead, and the second half of our Musemakers campaign. For our Birthday Livestream on January 30th be sure to follow us on twitch: twitch.tv/trynottodiepod and twitch.tv/noahtheinfuriator Produced by Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin, and Noah Perito. Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito. Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - AllSoun...

This time, on Musemakers: the hunt for icons continues, Dito seeks out some unlikely allies, and Cora is left to stand as a pillar on her own. We'll be taking a break for the holidays and some travel, and will be BACK with the 5th episode of Musemakers in late January. Until then, check out more Loose Threads from Campaign One, episodes of the Afterlife, and a special Frostjoy-themed Content Surge...

This week, on Musemakers: Cora feels the sting of guilt while Dito rubs shoulders with the greats and begins his own search for an icon. Will our bards prove they have perfect pitch? Or will they find themselves falling flat? Let’s find out! Apologies for the audio quality issues, we had a microphone issue caused by our move to remote recording that has since been resolved. Episodes of Musemakers...

This week, on Musemakers: the hunt for icons is ON! Cora Lacrima catches up on some (un)assigned reading! and our contestants will prove just who has the discipline to be the greatest bard there is...! Episodes of Musemakers premiere bi-weekly on Tuesdays! Catch monthly episodes of the Afterlife, the Content Surge, and other bonus content on our Patreon! Produced by Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin, an...

We'd like to tell you a story. One of passion, one of betrayal... and one of bards! Tune in next Tuesday, October 31st, for the first episode of Campaign II: Musemakers. Produced by Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Bamf" - themfish of freesound.org "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds Additional sound effects by Noah Perito Learn more about...

CAMPAIGN II PREMIERE Welcome... to MUSEMAKERS! The bombastic battle of the bards where two competitors, above the rest, will compete for the greatest prize in the multiverse... Musemakers will premiere biweekly on Tuesdays, with monthly episodes of The Afterlife, our talk-back show, plus more bonus content on our Patreon! Produced by Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin, and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Peri...

Come one, come all to the most bombastic battle of the bards that has ever graced the multiverse’s eyes, ears, and souls! This... is MUSEMAKERS! an intergalactic show where your favorite bards will compete for a truly wish-worthy prize... In this Session 0 for our second campaign, Dungeon Master Noah Perito teases the setting and backstory of the Musemakers competition, while Ashley Goodwin and Li...

HARD CUT to the Mare Emara as we dive deep into what happened to Captain- sorry, Admiral Styx; Zola's pirate paramour, Cicirose; the crew of the Feralfree; and the floating city of Driftin, most recently seen falling under Empirical rule! We'll be back next #TNTDTuesday with Session 0 of Campaign II: MUSEMAKERS! Join our Patreon for the rest of the Loose Threads we're tying up! "Book Sound Effects...

FLASHING BACK... to Balderheim! Post-Zola and Erza's escape from Avaricci, we pick up with our two dragon lords, Anacra and Frigiditch (plus Frigiditch's most unhinged servant, Bikamint)! Who will come out as the scaly victor, and who will take possession of the Evoker Stone? The sequel to this episode will be coming out on our Patreon this week! Follow us there for even amore Loose Thread episode...

FLASHING BACK to months before the Campaign One finale... Join us south of the capital in the pirate city of S'bagliare, where Captain Styx and the crew of the Feral Free throw a battle-frenzied birthday bash for the local ruler: Duke Delmar Todesbringer! Happy fall, we MISSED you! We're bringing this Content Surge out of the ol' Patreon vault and onto the main feed. Speaking of Patreon: before we...

In this final (for now) episode of our usually Patreon-exclusive talk-back show, The Afterlife, we'll be chatting all things finale, and reflecting on Campaign One as a whole. Thank you for listening! We'll be back this fall with more TNTD. For now, follow us on our socials to stay updated on any bonus content, our upcoming musical episode, and Campaign Two! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...

As the end of the world draws near, our heroes hold tightly to the pain, the love, and the joy that make up every part of it. FINALE OF CAMPAIGN ONE. Thank you, thank you, thank you for listening- we were truly lucky to tell this story with you all. We'll be back in the fall with Campaign Two of Try Not To Die. Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa...

Days prior to the end of the world, the Smycolytes make good on a few promises, then begin to rally their forces. Join us tomorrow on our Patreon for the final (Patreon-exclusive) episode of the Afterlife! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sound Effects” - AllSounds/AudioNauti "Battle with Monsters and Magic" - Michaël...

After strange dreams, the Smycolytes search for Cicirose; briefly meet Paddlewick's new ruler; and confront Lord Grimwald Tinderdick re: Trick's contract. Join our Patreon to access all of our music, monthly bonus episodes, our bi-weekly after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sound Effects” - AllSoun...

Reunited by the power of friendship, our heroes party before the world ends (and squeeze in a little heist along the way). Join us tomorrow for the Afterlife, the bi-weekly show where we discuss two episodes at a time and usually play a mystifying game! Over on our $5 Patreon tier. Your support truly means the world. Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and...

With the Phoenix Flower finally secured, the new trio will need an old ally's help to bring back their fallen friend. Join our Patreon community to hear our bi-weekly after-show, The Afterlife, as well as monthly bonus episodes, all the music from the show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sound Effects”...

The new trio searches for a rumored component that could bring back their ally. Content warning: suicidal ideation. There are moments in this episode where characters who fail a despair/fear mechanic express very low thoughts. If you're sensitive to this kind of content, you could skip 51:00 - 1:46:00 and avoid the bulk of it (you'll miss the combat, but get everything you need plot-wise). Please...

Marfin, Brigid, Zola and Trick return to the Material Plane, and catch up on all that they have missed. Welcome back!!! There will be six more episodes of Try Not To Die (totaling 100), released over the next six Tuesdays. We truly can not thank you enough for your support over these last 3.5 years, and we can not wait for you to hear this final arc. If you'd like to support us monetarily, we're r...

In Marfin's laboratory, the trio clashes at last against Dean Flae Chantris and the forces of the Omni Malum. Marfin remembers something important. Thank you for your continued listenership and support through this arc. We could not do it without our Patreon patrons! We'll be chatting about the finale and what comes next over on The Afterlife tomorrow. We'll be taking April off from posting main f...

Happy #TNTDTuesday! No new episode today, but here is a little information about our plans for the next month. We'll be back next Tuesday (April 4th) with the finale episode of this arc. Read our arc recaps at trynottodiepod.com, and support us on our Patreon at patreon.com/trynottodiepod! We also have a Tiktok now- follow us @trynottodiepod! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwi...