The Shit Apple Podcast

Send us Fan Mail This week on The Shit Apple Podcast , we’re joined by the one and only Trish Mears , star of the brand-new reality series Team Moms Baseball,  produced by Kim Kardashian and streaming on Paramount+! We’re getting the inside scoop on what it’s really like having cameras follow your family, how she landed on the show, what made the final edit, and which cast members surprised her al...

Send us Fan Mail 🎃 We’re getting into the Halloween spirit, Shit Apple Gang, and things are about to get spooky! 👻 Shelley gives us an update on her ghost that had been haunting her and then we dive into the things that genuinely scare us. From trash pickup anxiety and runaway luggage to creepy smiles and party-ending tics, apparently adulthood is its own horror movie. 😂 Speaking of horror movi...

Send us Fan Mail SPORTS PARENTS: LET’S ALL TAKE A DEEP BREATH! 🏈😂 Welcome back, folks! The kids are back in school, sports are in full swing, and apparently, some parents are competing harder than the kids! This week, we’re talking team rivalries, sideline drama, parents reliving their glory days, and the fine line between supporting your kids and taking things WAY too far. Tiff thinks club spor...

Send us Fan Mail A brand-new monthly episode where we break down the things we talked about, argued about, obsessed over, watched, hated, loved, and somehow made into podcast content that month. This month, we’re settling The Great Cronut Debate , welcoming Tiff’s newest grandbaby, Levi (welcome to the world, little guy! We already love you!), and getting into Diana’s Flagstaff NeeDohs, Shelley’s...

Send us Fan Mail You beautiful little Shit Apples, this week we’re getting MEDICAL. 🍎🩺 We’re joined by Functional Nurse Practitioner Missy Frazelle for a very real conversation about hormones, gut health, nutrition, peptides, biohacking, and why our bodies seem to start making their own rules somewhere around our 40s. Why are we waking up at 3 a.m.? What are the everyday non-negotiables that act...

Send us Fan Mail What kills a lady boner faster than you can say “never mind”? We’re getting brutally honest about the little things men do that can take a man from damn to absolutely not in record time. 😂 From men doing yoga, rollerblading, taking baths, eating ice cream cones and wearing backpacks, to guys who can’t parallel park, can’t open a jar, can’t work a grill, get motion sick or suddenl...

Send us Fan Mail So… Who Are We Canceling Today? How many days has it been since the Epstein files became part of the conversation? What words are officially off-limits now, and who gets to decide? And why does it seem like some people get permanently canceled while others somehow make it through the wreckage? This week, we’re diving headfirst into cancel culture , from the words we can’t say anym...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to “What the Hell Happened This Week?!”, our monthly catch-up where we spill the details on everything that went down in our lives, from the ridiculous to the random and everything in between. This week was A LOT. The Bar Brawl season finale happened, and Tiffany somehow found herself thrown into judging the finale. 😂 Shelley’s daughter officially started at ASU, with her...

Send us Fan Mail This week, the Shit Apple Gang welcomes Eric Jimenez , interior designer, entrepreneur, celebrity makeup artist, and co-founder of the fabulous Busted 2 Bangin with his better half, Garrett. We get into how Eric went from doing hair and makeup for some of Hollywood’s biggest names to transforming luxury homes across the Valley, launching a design empire, and somehow ending up on B...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome back to The Shit Apple Podcast! We’re back, baby! It’s still hot as hell, but we’re back in the studio and, most importantly… THE KIDS ARE BACK IN SCHOOL. 🙌 We’re recapping our summer trip back east, and while there were surprisingly no major fights or drama amongst us , we still have plenty of stories. Only 3 out of 14 people wore the MacKouKov shirts on the plane, Shell...

Send us Fan Mail Apples Love Summa ☀️🍹 It’s our last episode before we disappear into summer mode, and what better way to send ourselves off than with a little vacation chaos? Inspired by our favorite quote from The Real Housewives of Rhode Island , we’re talking summer plans, family vacations, and the questionable decisions that happen when 14 people travel together. We break down the matching f...

Send us Fan Mail Ever get invited somewhere and immediately start looking for a way out? Same. This week, we’re sharing all the reasons we’d rather stay home than say yes. From boring parties, bad food, expensive sporting events, acoustic guitar performances nobody asked for, and splitting the dinner bill when you only had two beers, nothing is off limits. We’re talking invitation deal-breakers, t...

Send us Fan Mail Apple Logic 101 🍎 Welcome to Apple Logic 101 , where we expose all the irrational thoughts, unnecessary anxieties, and oddly specific pet peeves that make perfect sense… at least in our heads. This week, we’re diving into the things that instantly send us into a silent spiral: making sure everyone gets an equal number of oysters, calculating dip-to-person ratios like we’re solvin...

Send us Fan Mail This week, we’re saying what everyone else is thinking: are some people just too old for that shit? We’re diving into the habits, behaviors, and questionable life choices that make us wonder if age should come with a little more self-awareness. From entitled seniors who think being old means the rules no longer apply, to people clinging to fashion trends from their glory days, we’...

Send us Fan Mail “Can’t Teach Old Apples New Tricks” is all about the life lessons and sayings we’ve heard forever that honestly deserve a second look. Some advice sounds inspiring until you actually apply it to real life and realize… maybe being the bigger person is overrated, maybe taking the high road just leaves you without closure, and maybe “turn the other cheek” is terrible advice depending...

Send us Fan Mail This week on The Shit Apple Podcast , the Shit Apples are joined by the incredible Shari Shipley for an episode packed with honesty, hilarious moments, behind-the-scenes NFL life, entrepreneurship, friendship, and everything in between. 🍎✨ In “Shari and the Ship Apples,” Shari opens up about cofounding Reffer App and the inspiration behind building a platform centered around con...

Send us Fan Mail “Gift in a Box” is the episode where we unwrap the good, the bad, and the aggressively lazy side of gift giving 🎁 What actually makes a gift good ? We’re talking effort, intention, and knowing your person… not panic-buying a last-minute candle or defaulting to a Starbucks gift card (Shelley has very strong feelings about that… and a very specific place she suggests you put it). W...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to the most wildly entertaining world-building exercise you didn’t know you needed. In this episode, we crown ourselves the slightly unwell, highly opinionated dictators of our own fictional country… and the laws? Immediate madness with a sprinkle of common sense. We’re talking strict enforcement of turn signals (miss one and say goodbye to that little finger 👋), relocati...

Send us Fan Mail Somewhere between the airport security line and the gas pump, society quietly agreed on a set of unspoken rules… and yet, here we are. This week, we’re unpacking the chaos of people acting like they just arrived on Earth five minutes ago. Shoes off at TSA? A mystery. Credit card at the ready in the checkout line? Revolutionary concept. Pumping gas without a full-blown identity cri...

Send us Fan Mail Dirty Little Brains 🧠✨ Welcome to the group chat inside your head… the one that should absolutely never be shared out loud. This episode is all about those thoughts that pop in uninvited and really should’ve stayed put. You know the ones—judging a meal someone made for you while smiling politely, imagining completely unhinged “what if” scenarios, or mentally playing out alternat...

Send us Fan Mail This week on The Shit Apple Podcast, we’re sharing our personal “pro tips”—the life hacks we’ve picked up through experience, trial and error, and a little bit of chaos. From why you should never assume someone is pregnant, to our belief that most problems can be solved with water or sleep, we cover the practical, the petty, and the slightly questionable. We also get into getting...

Send us Fan Mail We’re back in the studio and immediately choosing chaos. This episode is all about the little things people do on purpose just to watch someone lose their mind… and apparently everyone in our lives knows exactly which buttons to push. Shelley gets rage-baited at the dentist when someone tells her her designer bag looks like it came from TJ Maxx. No poo spray in the bathroom? Mirro...

Send us Fan Mail This week we’re getting Mixed Up with Jason Asher. 🍸 Jason is one of the most creative minds in the cocktail world and a Phoenix hospitality veteran with more than two decades in the industry. After studying culinary arts and building a reputation for bold, technique-driven cocktails, he went on to help create some of the Valley’s most immersive bar concepts and has been recogniz...

Send us Fan Mail Some people wake up ready for the day. We wake up already side-eyeing it. This week we explore the fine art of being pre-annoyed… irritated in advance, bothered before the bother, emotionally buffering before the Wi-Fi even drops. Why does the sound of the garage door trigger a full internal monologue? Why does “I’m hungry” land like a personal accusation? Why do people say, “I go...

Send us Fan Mail Happy One Year, Shit Apples!! In this anniversary episode, we roll out the glittery red carpet for our very first annual Shitties Award Ceremony. Yes, it’s as ridiculous as it sounds. We hand out completely unhinged awards to ourselves, relive the chaos, and crown the moments that made us laugh the hardest, cringe the deepest, and text each other “should we cut that?” (We didn’t.)...