The Shit Apple Podcast

Send us Fan Mail Apples Love Summa ☀️🍹 It’s our last episode before we disappear into summer mode, and what better way to send ourselves off than with a little vacation chaos? Inspired by our favorite quote from The Real Housewives of Rhode Island , we’re talking summer plans, family vacations, and the questionable decisions that happen when 14 people travel together. We break down the matching f...

Send us Fan Mail Ever get invited somewhere and immediately start looking for a way out? Same. This week, we’re sharing all the reasons we’d rather stay home than say yes. From boring parties, bad food, expensive sporting events, acoustic guitar performances nobody asked for, and splitting the dinner bill when you only had two beers, nothing is off limits. We’re talking invitation deal-breakers, t...

Send us Fan Mail Apple Logic 101 🍎 Welcome to Apple Logic 101 , where we expose all the irrational thoughts, unnecessary anxieties, and oddly specific pet peeves that make perfect sense… at least in our heads. This week, we’re diving into the things that instantly send us into a silent spiral: making sure everyone gets an equal number of oysters, calculating dip-to-person ratios like we’re solvin...

Send us Fan Mail This week, we’re saying what everyone else is thinking: are some people just too old for that shit? We’re diving into the habits, behaviors, and questionable life choices that make us wonder if age should come with a little more self-awareness. From entitled seniors who think being old means the rules no longer apply, to people clinging to fashion trends from their glory days, we’...

Send us Fan Mail “Can’t Teach Old Apples New Tricks” is all about the life lessons and sayings we’ve heard forever that honestly deserve a second look. Some advice sounds inspiring until you actually apply it to real life and realize… maybe being the bigger person is overrated, maybe taking the high road just leaves you without closure, and maybe “turn the other cheek” is terrible advice depending...

Send us Fan Mail This week on The Shit Apple Podcast , the Shit Apples are joined by the incredible Shari Shipley for an episode packed with honesty, hilarious moments, behind-the-scenes NFL life, entrepreneurship, friendship, and everything in between. 🍎✨ In “Shari and the Ship Apples,” Shari opens up about cofounding Reffer App and the inspiration behind building a platform centered around con...

Send us Fan Mail “Gift in a Box” is the episode where we unwrap the good, the bad, and the aggressively lazy side of gift giving 🎁 What actually makes a gift good ? We’re talking effort, intention, and knowing your person… not panic-buying a last-minute candle or defaulting to a Starbucks gift card (Shelley has very strong feelings about that… and a very specific place she suggests you put it). W...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to the most wildly entertaining world-building exercise you didn’t know you needed. In this episode, we crown ourselves the slightly unwell, highly opinionated dictators of our own fictional country… and the laws? Immediate madness with a sprinkle of common sense. We’re talking strict enforcement of turn signals (miss one and say goodbye to that little finger 👋), relocati...

Send us Fan Mail Somewhere between the airport security line and the gas pump, society quietly agreed on a set of unspoken rules… and yet, here we are. This week, we’re unpacking the chaos of people acting like they just arrived on Earth five minutes ago. Shoes off at TSA? A mystery. Credit card at the ready in the checkout line? Revolutionary concept. Pumping gas without a full-blown identity cri...

Send us Fan Mail Dirty Little Brains 🧠✨ Welcome to the group chat inside your head… the one that should absolutely never be shared out loud. This episode is all about those thoughts that pop in uninvited and really should’ve stayed put. You know the ones—judging a meal someone made for you while smiling politely, imagining completely unhinged “what if” scenarios, or mentally playing out alternat...

Send us Fan Mail This week on The Shit Apple Podcast, we’re sharing our personal “pro tips”—the life hacks we’ve picked up through experience, trial and error, and a little bit of chaos. From why you should never assume someone is pregnant, to our belief that most problems can be solved with water or sleep, we cover the practical, the petty, and the slightly questionable. We also get into getting...

Send us Fan Mail We’re back in the studio and immediately choosing chaos. This episode is all about the little things people do on purpose just to watch someone lose their mind… and apparently everyone in our lives knows exactly which buttons to push. Shelley gets rage-baited at the dentist when someone tells her her designer bag looks like it came from TJ Maxx. No poo spray in the bathroom? Mirro...

Send us Fan Mail This week we’re getting Mixed Up with Jason Asher. 🍸 Jason is one of the most creative minds in the cocktail world and a Phoenix hospitality veteran with more than two decades in the industry. After studying culinary arts and building a reputation for bold, technique-driven cocktails, he went on to help create some of the Valley’s most immersive bar concepts and has been recogniz...

Send us Fan Mail Some people wake up ready for the day. We wake up already side-eyeing it. This week we explore the fine art of being pre-annoyed… irritated in advance, bothered before the bother, emotionally buffering before the Wi-Fi even drops. Why does the sound of the garage door trigger a full internal monologue? Why does “I’m hungry” land like a personal accusation? Why do people say, “I go...

Send us Fan Mail Happy One Year, Shit Apples!! In this anniversary episode, we roll out the glittery red carpet for our very first annual Shitties Award Ceremony. Yes, it’s as ridiculous as it sounds. We hand out completely unhinged awards to ourselves, relive the chaos, and crown the moments that made us laugh the hardest, cringe the deepest, and text each other “should we cut that?” (We didn’t.)...

Send us Fan Mail This week we take aim at Valentine’s Day — not love itself, just the commercialized circus around it. We’re joined by our special guest Alicia Gayman, owner of Peace Love and Hair Salon in Scottsdale, who shares her jaw-dropping story that started like a fairytale and quickly turned into a full-blown nightmare. What she went through is shocking, eye-opening, and a powerful reminde...

Send us Fan Mail This week on “Girl Math Made Me Subscribe,” The Shit Apple Podcast dives headfirst into the wild, slippery waters of subscriptions. From the absolutely necessary to the utterly unhinged, the three of us tally up what we’re paying for, what we forgot we signed up for, and what we will die on a hill defending. Shelley introduces us to her digital hall monitor Rocket Money, which lov...

Send us Fan Mail ✨ Bougie Behavior Unlocked ✨ In this episode, we fully embrace the things we’ve become unapologetically high-maintenance about. From refusing to rent the wrong color car, demanding keyless entry like civilized people, and insisting on organic everything, to only using top-notch cookware, skipping lines, enduring terrible concert seats, or staying in crusty hotels with that suspi...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to a support group where no one wants support, only witnesses. 👀 This week we’re confessing every tiny, unhinged, accidental and extremely intentional way people beg for attention… starting with ourselves, because obviously. We roast Shelley for fully believing she’s famous now that a handful of people recognize her voice from the podcast. We admit the loudest truth of al...

Send us Fan Mail Why are some people perfectly fine leaving life messy… while others need a label for every spice, book, and snack? In this episode, we dive into Type A vs Type B personalities. Shelley is the ultimate Type B—laid-back, go-with-the-flow energy—while Tiffany and Diana are full-on Type A, organizing spice racks, saving food like it’s a national sport, and taking banana bread potentia...

Send us Fan Mail We missed you guys—like, a lot—and we’re finally back 🎉 After a great (and slightly chaotic) holiday season, we’re catching up, ringing in the New Year, and hoping yours was just as good. Happy New Year to all of our listeners… we missed you terribly. In today’s episode, we’re talking all things New Year’s: parties, traditions, how our holidays actually went, our own New Year’s r...

Send us Fan Mail Pour the cocoa (or the wine) and cozy up because it’s time for A Very Shit Apple Christmas 🎄🍷 In this holiday episode, we’re talking all things Christmas — from the hottest gifts of the season and the family traditions we swear by, to settling the ultimate debate: what is the best Christmas movie of all time? We’re also sharing our favorite Christmas songs, holiday opinions no o...

Send us Fan Mail They say karma takes care of everything… but we’re still refreshing the page. 👀 In this episode, we confess all the pettiest, most dramatic revenge fantasies we’ve ever had — from imaginary chaos in someone’s pristine closet to the wild urge to “accidentally” ruin a perfectly clean car. Do we act on these ideas? Absolutely not. Do we mentally rehearse them in HD? Every single day...

Send us Fan Mail This week on The Shit Apple Podcast, we’re asking the most important question of our generation: is it actually style… or are we all just in deep, DEEP denial? From shoes to manicures to whether Teslas are still “cool,” we’re diving into the ins, outs, and absolute WHAT ARE WE DOING of current trends. We go rapid-fire through everything—from Vans vs Converse, Hydros vs Stanleys, s...

Send us Fan Mail Ever get advice you didn’t ask for? Yeah… us too. This week on Bad-Vice, we’re unpacking all the “helpful” tips people have thrown our way, the advice Diana’s been dishing out for years, and the questionable choices that made everyone else think they should chime in. Some of it was genius. Some of it? Pure chaos. And then there’s Diana — or as we like to call her, Diana Lama the W...