The Shit Apple Podcast

Send us Fan Mail This week, we’re diving headfirst into our obsessions — the ones that make us happy, the ones that make no sense, and the ones that might need professional intervention. Shelley’s dog Swig officially runs the show (and her entire life), Diana’s chasing her sleep score like it’s an Olympic sport, and Tiffany’s counting protein like it’s a religion. We also talk makeup, vacuums that...

Send us Fan Mail It’s Halloween, and things are getting weird… and maybe a little murderous. We talk our favorite candy (because sugar is survival), our questionable Ouija board experiment, and the ghost stories that still give us chills. Plus, we tackle the age-old question: when are you too old to trick-or-treat? And if you thought that was enough chaos, Shelley casually drops the ultimate horro...

Send us Fan Mail This week on The Shit Apple Podcast, we’re going full hoarder status. It all starts with Shelley’s purse — a bottomless pit of chaos that could rival a CVS aisle — and spirals into a confessional about all the weird crap we’ve ever collected. From childhood Dreamsicles and baseball cards to Shelley’s mom’s luxury porcelain clowns, no collection is safe. And just when you think we’...

Send us Fan Mail We’re turning up the heat this week with Chef Peter McQuaid—three-time Chopped Champion, “Spin It to Win It” Grand Champion, Beat Bobby Flay alum, Battle of the Decades finalist, and James Beard Award winner. He’s cooked at Eleven Madison Park, Sanctuary, Cala, and now leads the kitchen as Executive Chef at The Americano—but can he handle us for an hour? We dig into everything fro...

Send us Fan Mail This week on The Shit Apple Podcast, we’re fessing up to our life of “crime” (and a whole lot of lies) 🤫😂. From Shelley swiping Chipotle silverware and stuffing her kids in front of her like a decoy, missing rings at SeaWorld, hotel towel smuggling, sneaking full-on snacks into the movie theater, and even passing kids off as younger to score cheaper tickets at amusement parks… w...

Send us Fan Mail Some things in life are just non-negotiable. In this episode, we climb the petty hills we absolutely refuse to budge on—from men in tank tops, flip flops, or Speedos (nope, not okay) to the eternal debate over which way the toilet paper roll should go. We also tackle why men and women usually can’t just be friends(someone is usually crushing), the death of Christmas matching plaid...

Send us Fan Mail This week, the Shit Apple ladies saddle up with none other than Ray Herndon—singer, songwriter, accomplished musician, and the heart behind Scottsdale’s legendary Handlebar J Restaurant & Bar. From touring the world to holding down a hometown honky-tonk that’s seen it all, Ray brings the stories, the laughs, and a whole lotta country charm. We dig into the music, the mayhem, a...

Send us Fan Mail Some people flex money, cars, or vacations… but others? They flex about things like never being dumped, not drinking soda, having the biggest head (literally), or even claiming their feet don’t smell. 🤔 In this episode, the Shit Apple Gang dives into the world of weird flexes—from travel bragging to “I don’t have tattoos” energy. But where’s the line? Is it just quirky confidence...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode of The Shit Apple Podcast, we dive into the wild world of Karens. First, we break down what exactly makes someone a “Karen” and explore the different names given to their male counterparts. From there, Shelley and Diana share their own laugh-out-loud Karen moments—whether it’s while traveling, dining out, or just navigating everyday situations where tempers flare a...

Send us Fan Mail From trick knees that pop louder than bubble wrap to bedtime routines that require more steps than a skincare influencer, we’re officially in the “back in my day” era. In this episode, we laugh (and groan) about all the little signs of aging—aching backs, hating when stores move the aisles, telling kids how easy they have it, and the complicated rituals we now call “getting ready...

Send us Fan Mail This week, The Shit Apple girls are calling B.S. on every ‘truth’ our parents (and their parents) swore by. From Shelley’s lifelong fear of catching warts from frogs 🐸, to the purse-on-the-floor = instant poverty curse, we’re diving deep into the superstitions and old wives’ tales that shaped our childhoods. We’re talking broken mirrors, shoes on tables, caffeine stunting your gr...

Send us Fan Mail This week on The Shit Apple Podcast, we go full tinfoil hat as we dive into conspiracy theories, ask Chef Beau Mac some rapid-fire (and totally ridiculous) questions, and let the silliness fly. This episode is lit!! Juicy Celeb gossip and new concepts Beau has coming out soon! Of course, we also get the scoop on Bar Brawl—his high-energy summer cocktail showdown—back for its 7th y...

Send us Fan Mail This week on The Shit Apple Podcast, we sit down with the legendary Chef Beau Mac for a ride through his wild and inspiring journey. From the moment he met Tiffany, to the gritty kitchens where he cut his teeth, Beau shares stories of what it really took to rise through the ranks—from nightmare chefs to nights that ended in bar brawls. We also dive into his infamous program that h...

Send us Fan Mail Season 2 is here, and we’re back from our sweaty, chaotic, ice-cube-deprived summer breaks! In this episode, we recap what we’ve been up to — including Diana’s European adventures where she bravely survived without air conditioning, ice, or proper Diet Coke. We introduce a brand new game: The Mommy Margarita Meter, where we rate real-life summer scenarios on a scale of 1 to 5 marg...

Send us Fan Mail What would you tell a real friend? This week, we’re breaking down the fine line between being a loyal bestie and minding your damn business. We play a game of “Would You Tell Her?” where we face messy friendship scenarios — like spotting her kid on social media behind her back, catching her man out on a date, or realizing her teen is dressed for a Vegas residency. 👀 We also get r...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode, we sit down with hairstylist and founder of Suniful, Amy Silkman. With over 23 years behind the chair, Amy shares her journey in the beauty industry, how she and Tiffany first met, and the powerful reason she created Suniful after two close friends were diagnosed with scalp cancer. We also play some hair-themed games and answer all your hair care questions. From s...

Send us Fan Mail Are we judging… or are we just a little bit jealous? In this brutally honest (and probably petty) game, we call out everyday scenarios—from sky-high heels at the pool to braggy vacation posts, obnoxious gym talkers, and eyelash extensions that double as ceiling fans. New cars? Designer bags? Over-the-top PTA moms? No one is safe. We decide if we secretly want what they have… or if...

Send us Fan Mail Aliens? Definitely. Bigfoot? Probably. Stevie Wonder? We have questions. This week, we spiral into some of the most unhinged conspiracy theories we kinda-sorta believe — including the Princess Diana cover-up, the eerie Mattress Firm situation, and whatever the hell happened to Amelia Earhart. It’s unresearched, unverified, and completely unserious… just how we like it. 🔍 Tune in...

Send us Fan Mail In the conclusion of our two-part psychic experience, Elyse Ann wraps up our readings and answers the final questions we’ve been dying to ask. After she leaves, we unpack everything—our honest reactions, what hit hard, what surprised us, and how this reading compares to others we’ve had in the past. Whether you’re a total skeptic or fully into the woo, this finale has a little bit...

Send us Fan Mail Our first-ever guest is a literal bridge to the unseen — meet psychic Elyse Ann! With 23 years of experience and a heart full of wisdom, she gives Tiffany, Diana, and Shelley live readings, spills cosmic tea, and helps us make sense of life’s chaos (well… sort of). From intuitive hits to unexpected emotions, it’s a wild ride full of laughs, insight, and a few goosebumps. Whether y...

Send us Fan Mail Ever been to a Beach Boys concert that turned out to be a cult meetup? We have. This week, we’re swapping stories of accidental cult run-ins, MLMs we reluctantly bought into, and how the PTA might just be the most socially acceptable cult out there. And because we clearly have what it takes, we’re starting our own cult—there will be free gifts, good snacks, and 90s gangsta rap!

Send us Fan Mail Strap in, because this episode swerves all over the damn road. We’re calling out the nose-pickers who think tinted windows make them invisible, the clowns who treat merging like a bloodsport, and the pedestrians who apparently have a death wish. We show some love to the real kings and queens of the highway — truck drivers — because without them, the roads (and our lives) would be...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode, we go all in—no filters, no apologies. We’re spilling our most unpopular opinions, from the beloved artists we can’t stand to book-to-movie adaptations that made us rage (or rejoice). We dive into the beautiful chaos of sci-fi obsessions, trash some fast food favorites, and serve up the hot takes that will either make you nod in agreement or scream into the void....

Send us Fan Mail In this episode, we’re coming for the “my kid would never” crowd—and honestly, it’s overdue. We’re talking real accountability: not the Instagram-inspo kind, but the kind where you actually check yourself before raising a future asshole. From calling out your own BS to side-eyeing those “free-range” parents whose kids are running feral at brunch, we’re saying the quiet parts out l...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode, we deep dive—literally—into getting colonics with our besties, why doing all our appointments together makes people think we’re a couple, and the hilarious demands we have for our funerals (hint: fog machines and surprise musical numbers). We also debate whether our husbands are allowed to remarry after we die (spoiler: probably not), spiral into our wildly unqual...