The Hake Report

Why so schizo? Bieber face, nooo! Amber Heard, Amber Rose, gross! Fiji parrots UN propaganda! Yellowstone goes unamerican!  The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 14, 2022 AD: Remember the Phoenix phone store beating? It turns out blacks are more schizophrenic per capita! (Reefer madness?) // What caused Justin Bieber's face paralysis? // Amber Heard can't be honest! // 2018ish: Amber Rose poses for "pink...

Washington Redskins FINE Jack Del Rio $100,000 for telling the truth! Patriot Front men get arrested while "Pride" parades freely in Coeur d'Alene!  The Hake Report, Monday, June 13, 2022 AD: Hake's wearing "racist" Josh Donaldson's NY Yankees jersey! // "March Against Our Lives" forces Dems and RINOs to "do something" against the Second Amendment. // White CHRIS comments on Jack Del Rio's punishm...

Grandpa's memories! "Justice for Patrick Lyoya!" Hake and black caller go personal! Redskins coach apologizes for calling J6 a dust-up!  The Hake Report, Friday, June 10, 2022 AD: Hake shares his grandpa's memories of the Depression with low crime! // Pray for Officer Chrisopher Schurr, charged in the seemingly justified killing of Patrick Lyoya! // SPICEY CALLS: Hake tells Tony his kids don't res...

Ape grabs human at a zoo! Black beats woman at a store! Call: "colorblind" man voted for Obama?! Procrastination comes from emotions!  The Hake Report, Thursday, June 9, 2022 AD: Funny clip: Orangutan in a cage grabs a skinny dude! // A black dude attacked a female employee in a Phoenix Cricket phone store robbery. His brother speaks! // INTERESTING CALLS on drugs, hate, "What Is a Woman?," and a...

Matthew McConaughey makes emotional anti-2A propaganda. Callers debate drag shows for kids! Hake covers once-fit politicians like Kirsten Gillibrand.  The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 8, 2022 AD: Hake plays several clips of actor Matthew McConaughey speaking for the Biden White House pushing "responsible gun ownership." // BUNCH OF CALLS after one caller defends drag shows for children. (SEE BELOW...

Dismissive propaganda on "Red Scare"; Women: We need sensitive boys! Interesting calls, including an activist divorced mother!  The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 7, 2022 AD: INTERESTING CALLS, including a Chris appearance, and an anti-vaxx divorced mother! (SEE BELOW) // Pocket/Smithsonian article touts Republican female Sen. Margaret Chase Smith who in 1950 condemned Wisconsin's Joe McCarthy's "Red...

Censored pics of "Elliot" Page. Invasion by migrant males (but media highlights a female)! Disneyland marriage proposal interrupted!  The Hake Report, Monday, June 6, 2022 AD: Firefox's Pocket: Esquire Magazine features Ellen "Elliot" Page — the world's most famous "trans man." Nooooo! // Migrant invaders coming to the border, 250,000 on ankle bracelets and Biden phones! Mostly men in the largest...

"I'm a human!" Beta-back black mad enough to shoot someone! Evil Kamala and press against 2A! Great calls! Star Wars against the whites!  The Hake Report, Friday, June 3, 2022 AD: JLP was on War Room with Owen Shroyer yesterday. "It's Alex Jones!" - by placeboing // Benjamin Franklin quote on white people: Anglo-Saxons! // Tulsa hospital massacre, allegedly carried out by a Haitian Michelet "Micha...

Sleepy Joe Biden, past vs. present! Did only whites build America? Entertaining black lady after a police shooting! Gross Madonna's adopted son in a dress!  The Hake Report, Thursday, June 2, 2022 AD – Campaign ad: Charles Booker, black Democrat, wears a noose to oppose Rand Paul! // CALL, Review: Hake vs. Jangles on Modern-Day Debate! // Super: Hake explains Italians vs. whites. // Several Biden...

Texas Lib pretends to cry about guns. Denzel turns mama! L.A.'s Mark Ridley-Thomas bio. Hake debates gun-grabbing caller! (Chris talks!)  The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 1, 2022 AD: Authorities tear down some schools that were sites of mass shootings to diminish "traumatic reminders." // Texas Democrat Roland Gutierrez calls Republican Gov. Greg Abbott's support of the NRA "the only evil." // Act...

Uvalde shooting mess: Phony Joe! Were the cops cowards? Attack on Justice Clarence Thomas! Pelosi's eye sockets, gross!  The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 31, 2022 AD: Sleepy Joe Biden and Dr. Jill Biden visited Uvalde, TX, to "pay respects." Robb Elementary School principal: this woman?! Male T-shirt: "UVALDE STRONG!" // Were cops in Parkland, FL (2018) and Uvalde, TX, cowards?? Or no? // The worst p...

Hake's broken tooth! Ted Cruz confronted (not the restaurant one)! Steve Kerr throws a fit! Josh Donaldson apologizes to Jackie Robinson fam!  The Hake Report, Memorial Day, Monday, May 30, 2022 AD: Hake shows video of his broken tooth (molar), before and after filing it down! // Did you catch Hake's recent appearances? One upcoming! https://thehakereport.com/appearances // RINO Texas Sen. Ted Cru...

Shallow people attack good people's 2A rights! Suicide leaves a friend distraught. Harvard treats Jacinda Ardern like a heroine!  The Hake Report, Friday, May 27, 2022 AD: Did you catch Hake vs. Vaush on "Sexual Morality" last night on The Crucible? https://thehakereport.com/appearances // Coward RINOs (Gov. Abbott) and musicians (but not Trump!) bail from NRA convention. (Support GOA, Gun Owners...

George Floyd suckers reflect 2 years later! Bullied mass shooter! Liberal phony drama over guns! Colin Kaepernick is bad for kids!  The Hake Report, Thursday, May 26, 2022 AD: Catch Hake on The Crucible vs. Vaush tonight on "sexual morality"! // George Floyd's 2nd anniversary: black preacher's still lost! BLM "cemetery" art installation! // Wash. Compost: Salvador Ramos's friends say he was bullie...

1999: Bill Clinton speaks after Columbine. Callers including BHI's talk after the Texas school shooting. Don't put women in charge!  The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 25, 2022 AD: Flashback: Bill Clinton speaks after Columbine HS shooting, 4/20/99. // Sen. Chris Murphy, "white" male anti-2A Democrat, reacts to Texas elementary school shooting! // PLENTY OF CALLS: Two BHI's talk mess! Sassy gun grabb...

2013: Megyn Kelly and Joe Biden advise children and women! Major League Baseball punishes white player for black tattletale!  The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 24, 2022 AD: Megyn Kelly on Fox News, 2013: Jesus and Santa are white! // White NY Yankees baseball player Josh Donaldson called black opponent Tim Anderson "Jackie" (as in Jackie Robinson)! // Sen. Bill Cassidy points out black pregnant mother...

Aren't these fringe conspiracy theories ridiculous? They're inciting riots! Your food is bland, Anglos! Diversity makes a more perfect union.   The Hake Report, Monday, May 23, 2022 AD: Hake has a beta back. // Caller calls Monkeypox the next scare after the China Virus. // CNN's Alex Acosta and ex-Fox News's Carl Cameron want police to stop Tucker Carlson from lying about "replacement"! // Media...

BASED Thomas Massie! Effeminate Canadian politicians! Oklahoma for babies! Black caller: No exceptions? Twitter exposed!  The Hake Report, Friday, May 20, 2022 AD: Rep. Thomas Massie (R-KY) the lone vote against condemning "antisemitism" // "Canadian" politicians Jagmeet Singh and Justin Trudeau talk vaxxing and boosting the public! // Oklahoma turns more "pro-life," but is it enough? // INTERESTI...

Charges dropped for 'incompetent' black attacker. Another white officer "guilty" for George Floyd! Mount St. Helens! Kill killer animals?  The Hake Report, Thursday, May 19, 2022 AD: Yesterday, Hake's debate with Hunter Avallone and after show on " gay adoptions " // Charges dropped on young black male ("Covid patient") who pummelled elderly white vet roommate in Detroit nursing home // Minneapoli...

Hour 1: Hake talks with TJump about "racism," anti-discrimination, and women working. Callers pounce and disagree for the rest of the show!   The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 18, 2022 AD: HOUR 1, GUEST: TJump joins Hake and talks about "racism," "anti-discrimination" laws, and women working — also taking calls! // INTERESTING CALLS about women in the workplace, immigrants in America, and other mess...

Story of a black Frenchman, then GUEST: Dylan Burns supports Ukraine! CALLERS cussing (sorry, kids!), and talking about "racism."  The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 17, 2022 AD: Hour 1 GUEST: Dylan Burns returns ( host of Hippy Dippy Roundtable), this time in Ukraine, in favor of U.S. support against Russia! But Hake's leery of the liberal bandwagon. // INTERESTING CALLERS cussing (sorry, kids!), oppo...

Buffalo supermarket shooting: Libs blame Tucker! BLM 2020: RINO governor apologizes like a coward! Save trans kids' lives!  The Hake Report, Monday, May 16, 2022 AD: (Follow TheHakeReport on IG : Skywriting says conspiracies were true!) // Buffalo grocery store attack: America's enemies come out of the woodwork against America's friends! // Biden goes to Buffalo, but not Waukesha! (Christmas parad...

Pro-life "women," terrible! Baby delivered from dying mother shot in Baltimore! Mildly interesting calls! Immigration, shutdowns, housing discrimination!  The Hake Report, Friday, May 13, 2022 AD: Awesome music intros ahead of Hake's pro-life message against women! // Anti-abortion advocates pen open letter protesting criminalizing women who commit "[reproductive freedom]." // Doctors deliver the...

Unladylike actress! Children's author calls his fans racist! Did Trotsky or Pratt coin "racism"? Women's Health Protection Act fails! Poor Indian kids!  The Hake Report, Thursday, May 12, 2022 AD: 73yo Broadway actress Patti LuPone cusses at an audience member not properly wearing a mask! // Dem blacks cry "racism" on Ron DeSantis; his appointed judge agrees! // Rick Riordon, "Percy Jackson" autho...

Musk: Trump Twitter ban wrong, stupid! Okay to protest outside homes? Phonies cry "racism" and "abuse" against whites, men!   The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 11, 2022 AD: DIFFERENT CALLERS for/against protesting outside government officials' homes (SEE BELOW) // Elon Musk calls Twitter's punishment of President Trump with a permanent ban "morally wrong" and "flat-out stupid." // Dec 2020: Hake pro...