The Hake Report

FBI, Nat’l Guard, put to good use! Everybody’s communist, until we repent. Heated argument with Grok. Katie Porter’s kid’s smile. The Hake Report, Thursday, October 9, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:02:30) Intro (0:03:56) Super: LYC? (0:05:26) Coffee: Anthony on Zenny (0:07:47) Coffee: Greta and Caitlin (0:09:40) review, Hake site (0:11:13) News…. National Guard in Chicago, FBI helping ICE,...

Brandon Johnson: passive-aggressive politician. Pierre Poilievre pronunciation. Greta Thunberg. Police, ICE, and women in the garden. 3I/ATLAS comet. The Hake Report, Wednesday, October 8, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer incl. NYT (0:03:46) Hey, guys! (0:06:21) Amelia Earhart (0:10:13) Russia-Trump-Ukraine drama (0:12:53) JERMAINE, Canada: Fine like rice. Mayor Brandon Johnson. (0:...

Back pain? Stretch and exercise tips. October 7th: “selective empathy” for Palestine (or Israel). (Callers hearing static!) Hake defends WIC bashing. The Hake Report, Tuesday, October 7, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / disclaimer (0:02:08) Gullibly incredulous (0:03:02) Hey, guys! Teespring shoutout (0:06:38) MICHAEL, Canada: Beta back (0:12:03) MICHAEL: French (0:20:00) DAVID, Ocala, FL: Pap...

Black pilled? Hamas deal? Hand up for the left-handed? Helping women? Conversion therapy: “discredited”? Watch Rambo? The Hake Report, Monday, October 6, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:03:01) Intro (0:05:05) Rite Aid (0:09:55) JLP fall Grok video (0:10:44) ALEX, CA: Tyler’s JLP call: Pot; Pub G; Natives (0:17:14) ALEX: Black pilled? (0:20:24) ALEX: Spinning my wheels, frustrated (0:25:18) C...

Callers on fear. Countries’ leaders shooting their people in the foot! Refugees-turned-leaders! Anti-2A Canada! The Hake Report, Friday, October 3, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start w/ JLP (0:02:41) Fo Friday (0:06:18) Hey, you guys! (0:08:09) JOSH, GA: Billy’s call, dunno truth, have fear (0:16:21) JOSH: Trucker life (0:22:17) WILLIAM III: Armed smash-and-grab arrest? Trump firing? (0:27:42) DAV...

Another day, another terror. 🥱 Jane Goodall is NOT Gorillas in the Mist gal! 🤯 Looking for the truth, but won’t pray?! Jewish-Muslim-Christian talk. The Hake Report, Thursday, October 2, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:00:55) Disclaimer / Echoes in the Keys (no beat) (0:04:30) Hey, guys! (0:06:00) JERMAINE, Canada: Attack in Manchester (0:10:38) JERMAINE: Mandatory digital ID; CBDC (0:16:3...

Nepal’s 2yo goddess?! Pope Leo: Reddit atheist for Dick Durbin? On Tina Kotek, JK Rowling, Emma Watson, and Lady Gaga. The Hake Report, Wednesday, October 1, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:01:24) Estamos en el Norte, v4, disclaimer (0:05:04) Hey, guys! (0:06:43) Hake, Punchie TV (0:08:03) News… ICE … Hurricane … Earthquake (0:15:18) 2yo goddess for Hindus and Buddhists? (0:19:20) theSkimm:...

Lionizing Assata Shakur. Would the founders be pro-full-auto? Guys’ afros and long hair? ICE pushed a woman down. Is Trump stronger now? The Hake Report, Tuesday, September 30, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:02:26) Oso, Hakey Bear v1 / Disclaim (0:07:48) Joanne Chesimard, Assata Shakur, RIP (0:22:01) Antifa-looking guys (0:23:30) Oregon Governess (0:29:28) 2A, Ruffalo, gal on liberal mind (...

Intellectuals. Ex-bf: “I want to wish them well.” TikTok livestream horror! “Our new country’s gonna be GREAT!” Autistic mother fights back! The Hake Report, Monday, September 29, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Estamos en el Norte, v3 (Instrumental) (0:03:53) Disclaimer (0:05:00) Hey, guys! (0:07:27) James respectfully banned (0:08:44) Coffee: Popcorn: Intellectual, Trump’s “anger” (0:16:28)...

The top men in America are banned! Calls: more in-fighting over J-blame! Turning the other cheek. Blind smearing of Charlie! TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:03:38) The top voices alive are censored (0:09:13) Hey, guys! (0:12:35) HADEN, TX: Come together on one truth (0:14:24) HADEN fave quote: Love an empty catchword… Trump, stats (0:22:11) HADEN: Thoughts… Will it happen more? Weak right response (...

A couple of angry “right-wingers” call. Crack down on “first-time offenders” and fare jumpers! Christians vs Christians over Jews! TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer / “Echoes in the Keys (BEAT)” - Suno (0:04:05) Hey, guys! (0:08:45) Punchie TV yesterday (0:12:05) Thx Nitt (0:13:25) News… Kimmel… Govt jobs (0:15:34) Crying SJW didn’t care CK, and had to say it (0:22:56) MARK, L.A.: Zenny, Joh...

Contrived “forgiveness.” Anti-ICE terror! Eager to believe a lie? Black Jackson, MS. Sad and angry about Charlie Kirk. Israel-bashing Canadian. TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:02:35) Music at the park! (0:04:54) President Trump vs UN (0:06:50) Hey, guys! (0:07:53) Knowledge is Poison — and it is! — Hake tee (0:17:31) July 4 Tx ICE shooting — protesters lie! (0:21:32) Charlie Kirk vigil...

Jasmine Crockett spouting ego! Charlie Kirk–Jimmy Kimmel fallout: false info! Dolly Parton on Appalachian families! TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start: Rosh Hashanah (0:05:14) Coffee: Anchor Baby (0:07:29) Hey, guys! (0:09:41) Jasmine Crockett, Dana Bash (0:25:44) JERMAINE, Canada: Jasmine Crockett, crime leniency (0:39:38) Coffees… Erika and FBI questioning? Zinn (not Howard, but George) mess (0:46:33) D...

You succeed; you want more. Trump at Charlie Kirk rally: "Hate"?! Anglosphere recognizes Palestine, but not themselves! Obama: Real Presidents bring us together. TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:03:28) Schmax and Aut— in the Oval Office! (0:07:01) Hey, guys! (0:08:18) Wisdom: Success makes you want to keep at it (0:14:23) Bodybuilding parallel (0:19:12) Trump, Elon, shaking hands (0:21:01) Trump at C...

Jimmy Kimmel, stubborn and angry? Crime stories. Sob stories: Is Gaza a "genocide"? Palestinian protestors, BLM, Charlie Kirk haters… TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:02:07) Jimmy Kimmel spoke in blindness (0:07:32) Hey, you guys! (0:09:28) Robert in KS being silly (0:10:58) MICHAEL, Canada: R Kelly, Blink 183 (0:13:54) MICHAEL: RIP Charlie Kirk (0:16:46) MICHAEL: Mimi, Rick, me, how people look in-p...

Trump: Antifa is TERRORIST! Chad O. on MLK: Communist. Portland subversion. What's a "fascist"? Emotional "love" is "God-centered." Erika Kirk, female CEO of TPUSA. TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:00:44) Rumble rants! Ronnie; the grandfather of the suspect (0:05:12) Hey, guy! (0:06:41) Antifa vs Trump vs AP (0:15:31) Antifa "peaceful" sympathizers like MLK (0:18:40) Chad O. Jackson on MLK being comm...

Caller Ronnie debate: Defund single mothers, to lower crime. Hungry? Can't read? Emotional media has the same "love" as the assassin! Kash Patel debunks Epstein narrative! Punchie TV 👕 https://jesseleepeterson.shop/search?q=punchie+tv TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:01:58) Disclaimer (0:04:07) Destiny (0:06:31) Hey, guys! (0:08:33) RONNIE, OH: RIP Charlie Kirk (0:16:37) RONNIE: Disagreed w/ Charlie...

RIP Robert Redford, older lib actor. Charlie Kirk humiliated college "kids"? Chad O: MLK's communism. Europe "occupied." Spreading bad moods. TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Stream / CashApps! (0:03:01) Hey, guys! When she's crying - JLP tee (0:05:31) News… Shipwreck Lake Michigan; 100 days till Christmas (0:11:14) News… "genocide," Bibi haters (0:14:41) DAVID, Ocala: Robert Redford, "Raindrops…" The Sting;...

Kathy Hochul for Zohran Mamdani, Trump NOT for cat guy Curtis Sliwa. Long calls: Black and white? Get rid of vote by mail? Haters getting fired! TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start (0:02:10) Intro (0:04:10) Hochul, "Liddle Communist" Mamdani, Trump, Sliwa "cat fight" (0:16:48) JOSH, GA: NYC, L.A.: I like black and white, but it seems gray… (0:30:45) JOSH: Burpees (0:36:12) JOSH: Boxing (0:37:47) TERRI, OR:...

Don't believe what it seems! Assassination-cheering man? TMZ. Social media witch hunts. The black mindset vs Charlie Kirk, a conservative Christian. TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:03:09) Hey, guys! Desert Pink Hake tee (0:05:35) Charlie Kirk suspect got, widow devastated (0:07:04) Did that guy celebrate? … TMZ'ers didn't cheer it! (0:16:18) Calm yourselves … review (0:19:09) STEW, ND:...

Charlie Kirk assassinated. It's 9/11. Calls peddling theories. 12-13 pushups would upset Arnold. Ticked at viral French videos. Bathrooms vs water fountains. TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start, Disclaimer, Charlie Kirk RIP, 9/11 emotion (0:10:29) Hey, guys! King of the Cage, Bald Eagle USA flag tee, slobby-fit (0:14:36) MIT, Australia: Charlie Kirk video over and over (0:20:05) KEVIN, NY, 1st: friend hold...

GUEST: Dylan Burns speaks on Ukraine, Trump, wars, city crime and "poverty" in America. Dylan Burns: https://x.com/dylanburns1776 - https://linktr.ee/dylanburnstv - https://youtube.com/@DylanBurnsLIVE - https://youtube.com/@DylanBurnsTV TIMESTAMPS (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer (0:01:35) Coffees from yesterday! (0:06:23) Danabo: Dylan Burns is on! (0:07:30) Coffees… Popcorn on broken windows white c...

Fake Trump-Epstein drama. Woman left boyfriend for another! Boy cries at a new dirtbike. Ukrainian refugee victim criticism. E. Jean Carroll is vulgar! Crime crackdown, please! TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer / Don't interpret * (0:04:19) Hey, guys! * (0:06:27) News… Trump/Epstein * (0:19:46) Unfaithful gf met a guy * (0:26:40) Emotional grateful kid: IG * (0:35:50) Mother: 20yo daughter...

"Mushroom murderer." Charlotte train incident: RIP Ukrainian refugee! The dishonest melodrama around "race" and "whiteface." TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:04:00) Hey, guys! * (0:06:12) Lunar Eclipse, space deniers * (0:09:24) Mushroom murderess * (0:21:34) Charlotte train Ukraine refugee * (0:34:11) JERMAINE, Canada: GoFundMe for NC suspect * (0:37:17) JERMAINE: Phillies Karen * (...

Hake News… Watch out for flesh-eating bacteria! Mark confronts Hake on "victims" vs alleged perpetrators! "Kids" are NOT innocent! The Hake Report, Friday, September 5, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:08) Intro * (0:03:50) Hake News… * (0:32:59) BRANDI, HI: Necrotizing Fasciitis, tore apart my guts * (0:41:00) MARK, Los Angeles: Epstein "victims" * (0:51:20) ALLEN, MI: Mark, you can't...