The Courtney Show

Courtney has beef with a bike-riding bully in her neighborhood who said he thought she wasn't a lady because she has a deep voice. Boy, did she teach that kid a life lesson. It's Wednesday so we brought in the wheel for Wheel Of Questions, we got to talk to Fox 2's Andy Banker as our Who's On The Hotline surprise guest and we heard hilarious mistakes people made at the doctor's office. See Privacy...

Don't baste your BBQ - you gotta Maull it! We've got all your Maull news today on TCS. We also forgot to do Tuesday Tidbits but then we remembered, we picked a dummy of the day in People Is Dumb and we got ripped off on our chicken & waffle Oreos in Food Court. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Frosted tips are making a comeback?! That's the word on the street and so we had to discuss all the hair fashion fails of our past. We were Courtney-less today but we managed to get through somehow. We shared our Strong Opinions, found out that people are judging us for our phone backgrounds and yearned for nostalgic ice cream flavors in Food Court. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy...

The number of times we used the term "waist chain" during Missed Connections with Lance is off the charts. Just another wild TCS Friday. We also talked to some official Hotdoggers who brought the Weinermobile to the station, learned a couple helpful tips in Now You Guys Know and had a challenging and entertaining First Five Notes. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Priv...

Survivor 51 is getting MESSY, and the girls have THOUGHTS. 🌴🔥 This week on All Girls Final , Courtney, Afton and Kasey break down Survivor Season 51, Episode 3 — from Rhode Island Rob's questionable injury and exit to Carter's chaotic advantage hunt, a brutal immunity challenge, and a blindside that completely shifts the power. We're talking questionable gameplay, equally questionable editing ch...

Lots of callback texts today using what Afton's son thought was the F word - frilling. Try sprinkling that word into your conversations today. We also took on some controversial cases in Court's Court, played name that song - horn edition, had a First Five Notes disappointment and had to check on Courtney because she may have reached storage capacity when it comes to remembering the names of actor...

Brando has a new family member - they officially adopted one of their foster kittens. Is he catching up with Courtney? Who knows really. Today we listened to Questions For Mom, spun the Wheel Of Questions, had a surprise guest for Who's On The Hotline and got to hang out with our buddy Tim Convy for a bit. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art...

Our Now You Know discussion about quicksand turned into the realization that we're all afraid of sinkholes and choking to death. Apparently we need to buy a suction cup device that will save us from choking. We also shared our Tuesday Tidbits, talked about the Gen X and Millennial version of skibbidi toilet and were joined in studio by Megan Little from the St. Louis Blues to discuss all things ho...

Store-bought apple butter?! What is Afton thinking? Everyone knows homemade (or ho-made as Courtney calls it) is much better. We discuss in today's Strong Opinions. We also heard hilarious mistaken identity stories, learned about the latest influencer wellness trend and discussed the dangerous new TikTok challenge teens are trying. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Pri...

There's a reason they call Lance Hildebrand the Traffic Overlord and he left no doubt that he deserves that title today when we quizzed him on very specific St. Louis road trivia. It was truly impressive. Lance also read Tales From The Ick, we heard the harrowing tale of Brando's exploding Pyrex and our top story...Big Brother crowned an Afton-approved winner See Privacy Policy at https://art19.co...

A chunk of thumb on the axe. That's it. That's the episode. 🪓🔥 Survivor 51 is only two episodes in and somehow we've already got Popcorn Gate, a VERY graphic axe injury, someone considering quitting, an idol advantage immediately shared with the wrong person, and a blindside that actually blindsided us. Kasey, Afton and Courtney are back for All Girls Final to break down Episode 2 — including Br...

Sometimes you get a Court's Court that's a simple, open and closed case. It feels good to bring in swift justice and we did today in the case of the plain cheeseburger. We also celebrated National Pumpkin Spice Day, heard Questions For Mom and talked to our friends from Metro East Pride. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-n...

Things got heated in the studio. It got uncomfortable. We still aren't all on speaking terms. All because of the double space vs. single space after period. It's time to take sides. This great debate came up during Wheel Of Questions and we also talked about rich people stuff, learned about what's aging us and got a quick visit from radio's Tim Convy. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privac...

Is the phrase really "you've got another think coming" and not "you've got another thing coming?" Are we the only ones baffled by this revelation? Today we shared our Tuesday Tidbits, we took a quiz on the latest slang and we learned about the Strawberry Shortcake doll that really had Courtney in a sniff-hold back in the day. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy N...

First, did you know it's "lede" and not "lead." Yes, we double checked it. Second, Courtney has big, exciting update that she just keeps forgetting to tell us about. Did we bury the lede just now? Sure seems like it. We also talked about some big dummies in People Is Dumb, we discussed all the big VMA updates in Hollywood Outsider and we complained as we shared our Strong Opinions. See Privacy Pol...

All Girls Final is BACK! 💅🔥 Afton and Kasey are breaking down the Survivor 51 premiere — and apparently, we're going old school. Two tribes are back, the marooning actually feels like classic Survivor , an idol is already in play, and somehow the very first Tribal Council turns LIVE. Plus: we're talking the return of the million-dollar coin flip, our early favorites, and who we're picking as our...

Tonight is Thursday Night Delight featuring Yacht Rock Revue and we are so ready to enjoy the smooth sounds of music that's really difficult to play. Will we have TCS captain's hats to giveaway tonight? A few. We also took a French fry thief to Court's Court, we heard about crazy things people did at work that didn't get them fired and Gen Z attacked the Millennials yet again and Afton tries to de...

Courtney is off the rest of the week, but not to fear - our good buddy Tim Convy was here. Today we brought in The Wheel, we heard Questions For Mom, talked to Nick from Yacht Rock Revue and heard insider secrets from Tim's DJ days. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Have you ever had that moment where you asked a really dumb question and realized by the other person's reaction that you weren't understanding something that other people get? It's happened to all of us and we're talking about it today. Plus, we're gearing up for Yacht Rock Revue with our captain's hats, we're debating the Gen Z iced coffee in an interview video that has the internet going crazy...

Sometimes you just want a giant box of Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch without any judgement. Will that happen for Courtney? Nope. Today we tried our hand at trilogy trivia, we shared our Strong Opinions and we tried to make Afton even more nervous than she usually is because the big, big bosses are in town this week. Also, the last segment of the show is missing again from today's podcast due to a tec...

We spent the morning in Belleville, Illinois for their annual Oktoberfest and we had a blast! We hung out with Mayor Jenny and recently retired Fox 2 news anchor John Pertzborn. We also had a stein holding contest, played Throwback Live backward song edition live with in person contestants and all of our usual stuff. Heads up - the end of the show is not on the podcast due to technical reasons. Se...

Courtney is in a celebratory mood to start the show and the "congratulations" just continued through the day. We also took a couple cases to Court's Court, cast our votes for the Toy Hall of Fame and the text line lit up with comments about paw paws and Norbert Leo Butz. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Wheel Of Questions, Questions For Mom and questioning the elaborate school dance proposals - so many questions on the show today. We also discussed Tom Cruise's GQ cover, a pervy pumpkin decoration and all of Brando's funny voices. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Courtney has a pro tip for you when you're making your 70s taco salads - beware of unlabeled taco seasoning. Today we covered all the Emmy news from last night, shared our Tuesday Tidbits, and tasted some Tenacious Eats with Chef Liz. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Right out of the gate, an update from Brando made both Courtney and Afton gasp - Brando watched the cinematic masterpiece "Center Stage" over the weekend. What did he think of it? You'll find out. Plus, we shared our Strong Opinions, decided the term "darty" needs to be replaced with "par-day" and we had way too much of Lil' John. "What?! Okay!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and...