The Courtney Show

Much like Big Brother, you have to expect the unexpected on The Courtney Show. Today we talked about weird autographs on weirder items, we got The Ick with Lance and gave you a bunch of deep teases to look forward to on Monday. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

We all know the childhood song about beans, but is it "musical fruit" or "magical fruit?" We settle this debate once and for all. We also hear about Courtney's bra measuring woes, play For Real Or No Deal with names of Lifetime movies and talk about What's Poppin' this weekend in St. Louis. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#d...

Is it normal to deal with secondhand embarrassment? We weigh in on this week's Wheel Of Questions. We also talked about our love of Chicken Salad Chick, the need for kitten adoptions and the best video games of all time. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Update from yesterday's cliffhanger...Afton does have The Shingles. Lots to unpack with that, of course, but we also share our Tuesday Tidbits, hear Questions For Mom, talk about the words you forget with menopause brain fog and we have to take a trip to Mankato (if you know, you know). See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-no...

Courtney's back from her girls golf trip all refreshed and Afton starts the week off with big news - she thinks she has "The Shingles." Is this typical paranoia or a real health issue? It's hard to tell. We also played For Real Or No Deal with shenanigans from Courtney's trip, shared our Strong Opinions and talked about the weird games we used to play in the pool as kids. See Privacy Policy at htt...

Well not just to look at the numbers, of course. Our buddy Tim Convy spent the day with Brando and Afton trying to continue fort holding while Courtney is out. We made Timmy look at the numbers and we also took a tribunal approach to Court's Court and looked at What's Poppin' for 4th of July weekend. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com...

Courtney's vacay continues so we had our friend Bethany from the St. Louis Cardinals stop by and spend a few hours with us. We made her answer the Wheel Of Questions, played For Real Or No Deal and talked about all the cool stuff still to come this summer at Busch Stadium. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info...

Our good buddy Sean O'Brien stopped by to keep us company while Courtney is on vacation. We got to talk about his current TV obsession, his dog, his Bills and we played For Real Or No Deal with names of cars. We also shared our Tuesday Tidbits and talked about the nicknames we give our neighbors. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/pri...

Comedian Mychael Anthony, who opened for Dustin Nickerson at Laughs at the Lincoln, joined us for the show today to help fill in while Courtney is on vacation this week. Mychael used to work for TMZ so he had some great celebrity knowledge to share with us. We also shared our Strong Opinions and The Falconer and The Puzzler make an appearance during First Five Notes. See Privacy Policy at https://...

A hilarious edition of Questions For Mom inspired the title of this episode of the pod. We also talked to Lance for some Missed Connections, made Courtney continue to work ahead of her upcoming vacation and asked - is "Josh" the male version of "Karen?" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Afton's convinced she has sepsis (again) after her sunburn took a turn for the worse, Brando's kids are headed to Florida and we clock the exact moment Courtney has checked out ahead of her girls golf trip that starts Saturday and continues all next week. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

We had to change more of our background music and it's really annoying and threw us off our game a little, but we powered through. We had some fun with the Wheel Of Questions, talked to Ryan Hamilton as our Who's On The Hotline guest and one of our favorite sponsors, The Carn Barn is back for sweet corn season. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https:...

Afton's starting off the day with some gripes - there's a mini bike gang in the neighborhood and an early bird chirping very loudly outside her window. We also shared our Tuesday Tidbits, learned British slang, Tim Convy stopped by and Zane's mustache played First Five Notes. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-i...

We learned some Victorian slang words today like gigglemug, coffee sisters and half rats. Feel free to start using these in your everyday conversations. We also talked about unserious "house rules," shared our Strong Opinions and heard one of the greatest burns of all time - and we're not talking about Afton's sunburn. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice a...

Since we were outside collecting food for Operation Food Search for the second half of the show, this podcast only includes the portion of the show where we were in the studio. The setup of our outside broadcast prevents us from being able to get the audio from the outside part of the show. Sorry for the inconvenience! Thank you everyone who donated and stopped by! See Privacy Policy at https://ar...

Courtney was golfing for a good cause - Hawthorne Animal Hospital - this morning so it was up to Brando and Afton to hold down the fort and we think the fort was held down. We settled some heated disputes in Court's Court, heard a long list of Questions For Mom and gave you a rundown of What's Poppin' this weekend, See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at ht...

Did you know Daniel Descalso - who was on the 2011 St. Louis Cardinals World Series winning team and is currently the Cardinals bench coach - loves making sourdough? He was our Who's On The Hotline special guest and was so fun to talk to. We also did a little Normal Or Nope on the Wheel Of Questions Today and we talked about squishy dumplings and porch geese in Talkin' Bout The Tok. See Privacy Po...

Horse Hooky day is here! We're spending the afternoon at Fairmount Park and hope you join us. We also talked about time capsules, People Is Dumb and Afton struggled to understand walking counter-clockwise. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Brando's Strong Opinion was really more of a Normal Or Nope - is it normal to "savor your socks" when you get a new pack? We think not. We also taught you all kinds of Costco tips you may not have known and explained how sticking your tongue out could lower stress. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

If someone you were interested in asked you out for a "drinky-poo" would that give you the ick? We actually kind of like it. We brought Lance in for his expert reading of The Ick. We also talked about the Panera Boulder, must-try stuff in the Costco bakery and Brando did a Finally Friday Song, but we're not allowed to podcast that anymore so check our socials! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.c...

All the vacations have ended and the whole crew is back together! Hooray! We spent some time in Court's Court, got to hear Questions For Mom (Disney edition) and talked about What's Poppin' this weekend. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Started the morning with a hard earned work injury, Brando isn't drinking Windex, oh and Nicky the Fork is here!...We really miss Afton. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

It's time to reflect on the good ole radio days. Tim Virgin from KSHE hangs out with us this morning and boy do we have a good time! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

The title says it all. We talk about Mexico a whole lot and play a fun vacation edition of Deal or No Deal. We also hear about Marty's special weekend at an award show! Mainly we're just relieved that Brando is back. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Last episode missing Brando! Tim Convy came in and didn't miss a beat. Lance makes an appearance for Missed Connections and nothing happened that wasn't supposed to happen in this episode... See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .