The Body Count Continues

This week we're unpacking our mixed feelings about Curry Barker's Obsession, cat based cuisine, and one of the most despicable main characters in cinematic history.

Our mutual disdain of Scary Movie 6 inspired us to explore the horror parody subgenre, with mixed results.

This week's movie is a first time watch for both of us: Uninvited (1988). We're yapping about cats and their frought relationship with water, boats n' hoes, and the enduring legacy of the Evil Bong franchise.

Kicking off Summerween 2026 by revisiting two of the season's essential watches: IKWYDLS and ISKWYDLS. We're unpacking the (valid) reasons we hate Karla Wilson, the silliness of the Will "Ben's son" killer reveal, and the iconic Helen Shivers chase scene.

This week we're unpacking common mistakes people make when trying to kill their spouse, the Paul Guilfoyle renaissance, and the absurd concept of being unhappily married to Samara Weaving.

We're revisiting the highs and lows of The Strangers franchise and tackling everything from the inherent tackiness of proposing at a friend's wedding to whatever the hell Renny Harlin was thinking.

This one is for the gore whores. We're chatting about the new Faces of Death, Art the Clown's instant icon status, and the parallels between gore and the menstrual cycle.

We're going back to the early aughts to chat about the iconography of the white tank top, Bo Sinclair's enduring sex appeal, and why it's always a good idea to mind your own fucking business.

Processing our thoughts about this long-awaited sequel has been a journey. We're unpacking the final boss of blood pacts, peak gothic wedding fashion, and our shared love of Elijah Wood and his inate Elijah Woodiness.

Walk with us as we unpack our favorite movie of 2025. A society that sacrifices human life for entertainment. Strong bonds forged in trauma. The logistics of pooping at 3 miles an hour.

This week we're discussing the tragedy that claimed the lives of all the passengers aboard Volée Airlines Flight 180. Topics will include: the benefits of taking a pre-flight poop, the lighter side of getting hit by a bus, and the inherent danger of existing every day.

We're observing the most sacred of days: Friday the 13th. Gather around the campfire as we discuss the final girls of the franchise, from the iconic to the mediocre and everything in between.

We're revisiting one of the greatest parody movies of all time. Listen as we unpack the intimacy levels of playing with your partner's asshole, the residual trauma of Geri's departure from the Spice Girls, and the criminal act of putting ketchup on spaghetti.

Is the hate for Halloween Ends justified? We're yapping about the underrated act of showing grief your tits, the practicality of kitchen appliances as weapons, and the enduring legacy of the Chrysler LeBaron.

It's a ménage à trauma bond with Dave from Excellent Day 4 a Podcast. We're chatting about the things that make us wince, cult dynamics, and the appropriation of turbans as fashion.

Lets celebrate Friday the 13th and Valentine's Day by revisiting one of the most romantic slasher films of all time. We're unpacking the highs and lows of the early 2000's remake era, mammary poetry, and an unforgivable final girl bait-and-switch.

We're ignoring all the red flags while we unpack the perils of online dating, modern takes on the Oedipus complex, and creative ways to put a mouse trap to use.

We're headed to Hälsingland to chat about the legendary allan key, cooking with pubic hair, and the etiquette of urinating on ancestral trees.

Wake up babe the Oscar nominees were just announced and Sinners is making history!

We're showing some love to the elite men of the horror genre: scream kings, charmingly incompetent police officers and everything in between. Prepare to be stunned by our pick for supreme final boy.

This week we're yapping about the logistics of grave digging, the parallels between Frankenstein's monster and Pennywise, and the origins of the "fuck them kids" cinematic universe.

We're kicking off the new year by counting down our picks for best and worst horror movies of 2025. Trigger warning: controversy.

This week is 2/3 peak Christmas vibes and 1/3 masochism. We're getting into the holiday spirit with a rewatch of two iconic Black Christmas movies and, regrettably, the 2019 Blumhouse abomination.

This week we're headed to Woodsboro to discuss killer cosplay, the importance of nipples in horror, and overt homoerotic energy.

This week we're headed to Camp Arawak to celebrate 42 years of Sleepaway Camp. We're getting into the ethics of canoe tipping, crop top culture, and worshipping at the altar of the iconic Angela Baker.