The Body Count Continues

This week we're going on a haunted swamp tour in search of the elusive Victor Crowley. Come with us to Honey Island Swamp as we unpack the behind-the-scenes secrets of Bayou Beavers, John Carl Buechler's legendary practical effects work, and the many parallels between Victor Crowley and Jason Voorhees.

This week we're headed to Rob Zombie's Haddonfield and only one of us is happy about it. We're unpacking the strengths and many weaknesses of this controversial duology.

This week we're getting freaky in Brandon Cronenberg's Infinity Pool. Spoiler alert: things get a little volatile because one of us loved this movie and the other is just wrong.

This week we watched what may be the most significant entries in the Onryo sub-genre, Ju-On: The Curse and Ring. We're unpacking the differences between these and their American counterparts, the Japanese obsession with open mouth shots, and the pros/cons of subtitles.

This week we're headed to Isla Nublar to revisit one of Spielberg's best films. We're unpacking the necessity of relieving oneself while under attack by a T-Rex, our shared love of dyna-sahrs, and the undeniable impact of Dr. Alan Grant.

This week we revisit the tragic events that took place at Camp Rolling Hills and Camp New Horizons. We're unpacking the sequels' pivot away from the first film, the nostalgia of a good panty raid, and our mutual love of creampies.

We're celebrating one year of The Body Count Continues by dipping our toes back into the shark infested waters. This week we queued up Killer Whale, Water Park Shark, and Deep Blue Sea. If we had a nickel for every time a washed-up Baywatch star appeared in a low budget movie that fucking slaps, we'd have two nickels. Which isn't much but it's still weird that it happened twice.

This week we're unpacking our mixed feelings about Curry Barker's Obsession, cat based cuisine, and one of the most despicable main characters in cinematic history.

Our mutual disdain of Scary Movie 6 inspired us to explore the horror parody subgenre, with mixed results.

This week's movie is a first time watch for both of us: Uninvited (1988). We're yapping about cats and their frought relationship with water, boats n' hoes, and the enduring legacy of the Evil Bong franchise.

Kicking off Summerween 2026 by revisiting two of the season's essential watches: IKWYDLS and ISKWYDLS. We're unpacking the (valid) reasons we hate Karla Wilson, the silliness of the Will "Ben's son" killer reveal, and the iconic Helen Shivers chase scene.

This week we're unpacking common mistakes people make when trying to kill their spouse, the Paul Guilfoyle renaissance, and the absurd concept of being unhappily married to Samara Weaving.

We're revisiting the highs and lows of The Strangers franchise and tackling everything from the inherent tackiness of proposing at a friend's wedding to whatever the hell Renny Harlin was thinking.

This one is for the gore whores. We're chatting about the new Faces of Death, Art the Clown's instant icon status, and the parallels between gore and the menstrual cycle.

We're going back to the early aughts to chat about the iconography of the white tank top, Bo Sinclair's enduring sex appeal, and why it's always a good idea to mind your own fucking business.

Processing our thoughts about this long-awaited sequel has been a journey. We're unpacking the final boss of blood pacts, peak gothic wedding fashion, and our shared love of Elijah Wood and his inate Elijah Woodiness.

Walk with us as we unpack our favorite movie of 2025. A society that sacrifices human life for entertainment. Strong bonds forged in trauma. The logistics of pooping at 3 miles an hour.

This week we're discussing the tragedy that claimed the lives of all the passengers aboard Volée Airlines Flight 180. Topics will include: the benefits of taking a pre-flight poop, the lighter side of getting hit by a bus, and the inherent danger of existing every day.

We're observing the most sacred of days: Friday the 13th. Gather around the campfire as we discuss the final girls of the franchise, from the iconic to the mediocre and everything in between.

We're revisiting one of the greatest parody movies of all time. Listen as we unpack the intimacy levels of playing with your partner's asshole, the residual trauma of Geri's departure from the Spice Girls, and the criminal act of putting ketchup on spaghetti.

Is the hate for Halloween Ends justified? We're yapping about the underrated act of showing grief your tits, the practicality of kitchen appliances as weapons, and the enduring legacy of the Chrysler LeBaron.

It's a ménage à trauma bond with Dave from Excellent Day 4 a Podcast. We're chatting about the things that make us wince, cult dynamics, and the appropriation of turbans as fashion.

Lets celebrate Friday the 13th and Valentine's Day by revisiting one of the most romantic slasher films of all time. We're unpacking the highs and lows of the early 2000's remake era, mammary poetry, and an unforgivable final girl bait-and-switch.

We're ignoring all the red flags while we unpack the perils of online dating, modern takes on the Oedipus complex, and creative ways to put a mouse trap to use.

We're headed to Hälsingland to chat about the legendary allan key, cooking with pubic hair, and the etiquette of urinating on ancestral trees.