Spatulas and Speculations

The final one! On the eve of release day! The last of Selene's nonsense, where we talk about the future of the Dusk Isles, the SUN IS A STAR, and so much more! We will see you on the side.

The race is on... Part two to the massive chapter breakdown, we cover it all in this one, blades, mating bonds, the asteris end goal? only a few days left till acosh....

The count down is on. Part one of three - yes THREE chapter breakdowns of the selene monologue. We talk everything from canon parallels, theories and thoughts as we try to harness all the info sarah DUMPED (thank you and I'll take seconds please) on us.

This week we talk history, the future, characterizations, timelines, and theories.  What started as, " Well, maybe we will scrap this ep" turns into WAIT THIS IS SO IMPORTANT. 

Who's surprised? No one. Not a single soul. We are talking about Eris... again... Also starting the High King conversations plus dropping hints about where MAYBE the true end of the acotar series is heading, all wrapped up in the most delightfully structured ep ever.

Suprise we are back for a short run leading up to this next release. FULL SARAH J MAAS SPOILERS FOR ALL BOOKS Today we talk about one of the major plot points coming up in the next books, diving deep to understand all things canon and of course lots of theory. Some things are new some are the same, i hope you enjoy chatting with me once more. Thank you all for waiting Special shout out to Rosie (@...

The last episode before house of flame and shadow… omg. I can’t believe it’s here. Let’s just talk a bunch of theory until I melt into madness one last time…

It’s that time. Hofas is right around the corner. So let’s talk about everything that could be important, chapter wise in Crescent city to prepare for house of flame and shadow.

We’re prepping for Hofas, here is a in-depth explanation on what scenes/ chapter I think could be important to the Sarah j maas universe in regards to House of Flame and Shadow. This is not a spark notes for those who haven’t read throne of glass.

After all this time y’all must be SICK of my thoughts and theories…So it’s time to talk about yours! a bonus ep featuring … YOU

This week we break down the entire a court of thorns and roses series and talk about all the important chapters and scenes that regard to the SJMU

SPOILER WARNING FOR ALL SJM BOKKS - Acotar, throne of glass and hosab - It’s a full circle moment as I’m joined with my two very favorite humans to talk all about House of Flame and Shadow

This week we talk Acotar Witches and the origins of witches in general… I dissolve into chaos… so a normal episode

It’s time. Let’s talk everything we know on the Crescent City witches

This week we dive head first into the big question. What is the starborn power? And have we seen it before?

Canon with a sprinkle of theory (as with all things) all things Illyrians

The key TO ALL THE ANSWERS is Dorian. Always. Trust me. It’s Dorian.

This week we go through and break down all the different darkness and shadow powers throughout all three series and ponder where they all come from

I FINALLY FINISHED MY REREAD OF HOUSE OF SKY AND BREATH - so let’s just relax and talk about a few lingering questions I have

A Parallel episode, as we talk about all the spooky mist that is in the SJMU starting with Avallen

This week we talk about Ruhn and Bryce’s mothers. But mostly I talk about the very biggest theory within the Sjm universe in all my chaos.

This week we’re doing a character deep dive on a man who we love to hate, but are still needing answers from. Let’s go into everything we know about the Autumn King Bryce and Ruhns father.

A concept introduced that has not left my mind since reading it. Let’s talk about vessels and the impact it could have for the future of the stories in Sjm

Everything we know and don’t know about the seven meddling princes of Hel.

NSFW- don’t blame me blame Sarah she wrote it ok? Post spicy scene hunt has the opposite of a wet dream… it’s dry and leathery and… this episode is cursed