Sleep Nonsense

Welcome to Episode 9 in which Sleepy Donna bores you to sleep with a show about nothing interesting. Since there is no story to engage the mind, the body can drift peacefully off to sleep. "I made this bed. I don’t want to lie in it now. It’s a shame you need so much. Shame on me. I just don’t want to give. Look how high you’ve climbed! But have you given any thought to the faces that lie bel...

In Episode 8, Sleepy Donna's presentation will distract your restless mind. Although the words make sense, the story goes nowhere, so your mind can relax and your body can sleep. This boring nonsense podcast is brought to you by a healthy, happy tomorrow! "I’d really like to get up early enough to see the dancing water. It’s a beautiful sight, especially when the mats are all rolled up. A...

Today’s boring and meaningless podcast is brought to you by a restful night and sound sleep. "She looked wistfully toward the smoky veil of music that was emanating from the hall. What signs had she missed? There must have been some kind of warning notice from the dean. But no -all she could see now were the leftover costumes and masks that had been left behind by careless tourists. There rea...

Here is Episode 6, in which Sleepy Donna brings you meaningless but purposeful content to help you relax and fall asleep. "It wasn’t a loss. I think we’re forgetting a few things here. Do you remember the actors in the southern flame? When everybody else lost faith, we were the ones who kept the weights on the rack. It would be great if we could organize the family roles and display them with...

Welcome to Episode 5, a nonsense presentation which is sure to lose your interest, so your mind and body can relax. In fact, Sleepy Donna would be positively honored to hear that her listeners have nodded off into a peaceful slumber! Thank you for listening to another meaningless creation. "Do these things just live on my computer? How is it that the hopping and jumping don’t cause the deskto...

In Episode 4, Sleepy Donna presents more nonsense to distract wakeful thoughts and whisk you away to dreamland. "You can reflect on low standards –or you can set your ambitions above your reach. At some point, the fuzz will wear off the string. The tape won’t stick, but the sugar bowl certainly will. We might need to turn to the banks for more interest. It’s not the most enticing thought, now...

Welcome to Episode 3, in which Sleepy Donna gives another meaningless presentation to help you tame a restless mind. Thank you for listening, and have a good night's sleep! "Day one of our journey begins when we review the fires that our hearts have recklessly captured. The burn won’t touch our hands so we continue without notice. I don't really want to practice right now. Sometimes y...

Welcome to Episode 2, in which Sleepy Donna gives a meaningless presentation to distract you from pesky thoughts and habits that lead to wakefulness. Fight insomnia by resting your body and mind on my nonsense words. "Closing the door slowly, she tiptoed from the back room -quiet as a mouse. She mustn’t disturb the mist as it wanders along the dark stairs of existence. She has learned to stop...

Welcome to Episode 1, in which Sleepy Donna gives a meaningless presentation to disrupt thoughts and habits that keep you awake. Fight insomnia by resting your body and mind on my nonsense words. "During the trial period, you have access to numerous cut and paste sentences. The managers of our team are accessible through all the usual programs. By inspiring coworkers to differentiate and prog...

Welcome to Sleep Nonsense, the podcast that won't keep you awake! Music, bedtime stories, and meditation don’t work for everybody. Despite the name, Sleep Nonsense isn’t childish or silly at all, but it will distract a restless mind. There is enough language structure to short circuit other thoughts, but it’s nearly impossible to stay engaged because the stories are absolutely meaningless. Sleep N...