Scrub Hop Talk

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 304 - The guys review a story about sexually transmitted diarrhea, but J decides to make it way more about the toilet paper we see in the shot. Then we see a guy trying to film himself spinning on some uneven bars and blasting the side of his head mercilessly, leading to some education about the proper reaction one should have to a concussion. The guys talk a lot about Pat O'Neil...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 303 - We decide between a story about Russia banning "Heated Rivalry" for being LGBT propaganda, and a story about an elderly nurse exorcism, but Trox stumbles over his words. The guys get deep into vintage toilet content brought to us by TheToiletKidDamian, and J immediately compares his entire aura to Troxy Cotton. During the Netflix segment, we get hard pressed to watch Toy St...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 302 - Trox unveils his newest beer with a can designed by Cat Dirty, so naturally we get into a very familial talk with JDirty. Then we hear all about J's childhood and his favorable opinion of stepdads, and going back to where they were obtained. On our trip to Florida, we meet a very questionable lady who got in trouble for an illicit relationship with a dog. @troxy_cotton @scr...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 301 - The guys celebrate JDirty's recent performance opening for the Insane Clown Posse, and get as exaggerative as they possibly can in their description. We see a car drive directly through the front of a tattoo shop and completely obliterate the entire place, but the people inside appear to make it out unscathed. The guys come back from Netflix to witness the destruction of a...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 300 - We've finally hit the Season of the Pumpkin (for anybody other than JDirty) and we dive straight into our beer segment with some delightful new brew. Then we see a guy trying to start a fight and getting thrown down and into a vehicle, causing us to hypothesize about how they got there. Cotton and Trox try to talk about the new Elizabeth Holmes documentary, but J doesn't wa...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 299 - The guys dispute over what structure we're looking at in a video and we completely lose track of the point that we were trying to get at to begin with. We talk all about J's obsession with vigilante justice and his personal hero, Chris Hanson, as we try to determine our upcoming show wardrobe. We try to talk about how upset we all are with the state of YMH and the Stern Sho...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 298 - Trox celebrates a new beer discovery themed after his favorite audiobook series, Dungeon Crawler Carl, but his demonstration goes array and sprays everywhere. The guys check out a video submission of a crazy man putting himself inside a bag filled with bees, and what goes from concern turns into nonstop hilarity. Then we hear all about how Trox treated his viewing of The Od...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 297 - We get into the "Sweet 16" on the new edition of the Phat or Wack game, and J completely derails Trox's tie-breaking vote in the most distracting way. The guys watch a video of a woman chasing after her own runaway vehicle in the most hilarious fashion, resulting in running herself over at a snail's pace. We do a deep dive into JDirty's most recent AMB merch collection, and...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 296 - The boys get deep into their speculation bag regarding the Your Mom's House Podcast and we find out some interesting information about our down below. We see a video of a lady trying to enjoy a pastry on the waterfront only to have her time ruined by a seagull, and we tumble down a rabbit hole about waterfronts. JDirty shows off a misprinted copy of "The Amazing Jeckel Brot...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 295 - Trox attempts to introduce a new round of "Phat or Wack", but J and Cotton make it absolutely impossible, driving him completely insane in the process. We watch a video of a group of guys having a pillow fight at what appears to be a sleepover, and Trox can't justify himself for pulling it, leading to tremendous amounts of ridicule. The guys take a trip into JDirty's box an...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 294 - We learn all about "Mexican Batman", who has been acting as a vigilante and taping people to light posts, but the facts are misunderstood. The guys watch a video of a man on horseback dancing until the horse decides to haul off and trample the mariachi band it was dancing for. Our trip down to Florida this week leads to a story about a guy trafficking some illicit substance...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 293 - Trox attempts to show off his new beer this week but it leads to an argument about whether the can resembles Attack of the Killer Tomatoes or the Mucinex guy. Cotton makes some serious statements about how he views either limbs or appendages being dismembered, but the other guys don't trust his information or position. We get into the "What's In The Box?" this week and J ha...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 292 - The guys celebrate the 4 year anniversary of the BDC album "Copious Notes All Kutt Up" and the conversation devolves into one of their oldest bits. J gets really passionate about his views, even taking them to social media as of late, surprising the guys with his newfound hobby. We find a story about Smokey Bear participating in an arson arrest and the guys fall deep into a...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 291 - The guys learn all about a recent Pokemon card show JDirty attended and the conversation quickly devolves into their proclivities around people watching. We see a video of a guy getting into an altercation in a parking lot while he's trying to use a shipping container as a urinal, but the conversation takes an interesting turn. During our WITB segment, we talk about some si...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 290 - We hear about some new rules being implemented by the TSA in relation to the World Cup, and the boys debate the physical makeup of salad dressing. The guys stumble upon a goldmine of sound clips, thanks to a single video of a psychopath getting arrested. Then Cotton tells us all about his gaming of the movie theater system popcorn and soda refill rules, and JDirty gets seri...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 289 - During our beer segment for the week, Trox attempts to provide some better lighting to show off his can art, but ends up getting brutally bullied and body shamed. The guys watch a video of a dude riding recklessly on a bicycle to a degree that almost certainly resulted in a fatality. We talk all about the Netflix show, The Perfect Match, and Troxy Cotton schools us on some...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 288 - We find a story about a guy who was banned for life by Six Flags for eating McNuggets on a roller coaster as a bit, leading to some hot takes by the boys. Then we see a video of a very unfortunate racecar driver that wipes out in an epic way, then recovers in a bewildering fashion. During our TV segment, Trox tries to get the guys excited about a new documentary on Netflix,...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 287 - The guys go in depth into the Guinness Book of World Records and J gets super fired up about the fact that a guy with paper cups got in, but his pumpkin beer wall got passed up. We watch a video of a guy driving a vehicle straight into a river, prompting Cotton to ask some really dumb questions. Then we take our weekly trip down to Florida and we get really lost in semantic...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 286 - We get to hear about all the fun that was RetroCon and J tells us all about how he had to censor the nudity on the old school TV/VCR combo that was playing in his booth. The guys watch a video of a guy commenting on on a nonstop car accident, making J super pissed about the fact that Trox replayed with the audio and didn't allow him to comment. Then we visit Florida, but th...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 285 - J has some really interesting interpretations of what we should be able to say on the program, regardless of YouTube's terms of service agreements. We have a blast in our "This or That" segment that brings us back to the recurring joke of the week and into both stories. The guys review a video of a woman getting high centered on a median, bringing J back to a 20 year old st...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 284 - The guys try to recover from a rough week of "This or That", but Trox dives right in with stories of kids and they get derailed before the segment even begins. We check out a video of a couple dudes riding on a merry-go-round at a park until it goes horribly wrong, sending one of them into another dimension. Cotton exclaims his love for "Heated Rivalry", calling it the best...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 283 - Trox complains about the current state of the news and how it's ruining his fun when it comes to "This or That?", but the other guys have a few ideas of how to make the segment more palatable. We see a video of a dude attempting to shoot a homemade firearm and it goes exactly how you would expect, but J starts drawing some interesting comparisons. On our weekly trip down to...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 282 - We find out that J is running a side business that none of us were aware of, which then leads to another reminder that our resident reader can't actually read. The guys get a video sent in to Tracy's Tip Line highlighting a college student who drives in a Barbie car after getting her license suspended for a DUI. During our Box segment, we get to see some new toys being adde...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 281 - We hear some interesting phraseology in the news prompting the discussion about some familiar idioms we've heard our whole lives and how they might be misconstrued. The guys see a video of somebody working out in an alley during a rainstorm, leaving all 3 of them totally perplexed about what they're really tapping into. Then JDirty takes us into "What's in the Box?" with mu...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 280 - We hear all about a college professor that proposed to his student in India and ended up getting accosted by the entire student body as a result. The guys celebrate the season 14 finale with their Top 10 video submissions, revisiting one of their favorite clips of the whole year leading us to some new realizations about the people in the clip. Troxy Cotton tries to celebrat...