Scrub Hop Talk

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 291 - The guys learn all about a recent Pokemon card show JDirty attended and the conversation quickly devolves into their proclivities around people watching. We see a video of a guy getting into an altercation in a parking lot while he's trying to use a shipping container as a urinal, but the conversation takes an interesting turn. During our WITB segment, we talk about some si...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 290 - We hear about some new rules being implemented by the TSA in relation to the World Cup, and the boys debate the physical makeup of salad dressing. The guys stumble upon a goldmine of sound clips, thanks to a single video of a psychopath getting arrested. Then Cotton tells us all about his gaming of the movie theater system popcorn and soda refill rules, and JDirty gets seri...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 289 - During our beer segment for the week, Trox attempts to provide some better lighting to show off his can art, but ends up getting brutally bullied and body shamed. The guys watch a video of a dude riding recklessly on a bicycle to a degree that almost certainly resulted in a fatality. We talk all about the Netflix show, The Perfect Match, and Troxy Cotton schools us on some...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 288 - We find a story about a guy who was banned for life by Six Flags for eating McNuggets on a roller coaster as a bit, leading to some hot takes by the boys. Then we see a video of a very unfortunate racecar driver that wipes out in an epic way, then recovers in a bewildering fashion. During our TV segment, Trox tries to get the guys excited about a new documentary on Netflix,...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 287 - The guys go in depth into the Guinness Book of World Records and J gets super fired up about the fact that a guy with paper cups got in, but his pumpkin beer wall got passed up. We watch a video of a guy driving a vehicle straight into a river, prompting Cotton to ask some really dumb questions. Then we take our weekly trip down to Florida and we get really lost in semantic...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 286 - We get to hear about all the fun that was RetroCon and J tells us all about how he had to censor the nudity on the old school TV/VCR combo that was playing in his booth. The guys watch a video of a guy commenting on on a nonstop car accident, making J super pissed about the fact that Trox replayed with the audio and didn't allow him to comment. Then we visit Florida, but th...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 285 - J has some really interesting interpretations of what we should be able to say on the program, regardless of YouTube's terms of service agreements. We have a blast in our "This or That" segment that brings us back to the recurring joke of the week and into both stories. The guys review a video of a woman getting high centered on a median, bringing J back to a 20 year old st...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 284 - The guys try to recover from a rough week of "This or That", but Trox dives right in with stories of kids and they get derailed before the segment even begins. We check out a video of a couple dudes riding on a merry-go-round at a park until it goes horribly wrong, sending one of them into another dimension. Cotton exclaims his love for "Heated Rivalry", calling it the best...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 283 - Trox complains about the current state of the news and how it's ruining his fun when it comes to "This or That?", but the other guys have a few ideas of how to make the segment more palatable. We see a video of a dude attempting to shoot a homemade firearm and it goes exactly how you would expect, but J starts drawing some interesting comparisons. On our weekly trip down to...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 282 - We find out that J is running a side business that none of us were aware of, which then leads to another reminder that our resident reader can't actually read. The guys get a video sent in to Tracy's Tip Line highlighting a college student who drives in a Barbie car after getting her license suspended for a DUI. During our Box segment, we get to see some new toys being adde...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 281 - We hear some interesting phraseology in the news prompting the discussion about some familiar idioms we've heard our whole lives and how they might be misconstrued. The guys see a video of somebody working out in an alley during a rainstorm, leaving all 3 of them totally perplexed about what they're really tapping into. Then JDirty takes us into "What's in the Box?" with mu...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 280 - We hear all about a college professor that proposed to his student in India and ended up getting accosted by the entire student body as a result. The guys celebrate the season 14 finale with their Top 10 video submissions, revisiting one of their favorite clips of the whole year leading us to some new realizations about the people in the clip. Troxy Cotton tries to celebrat...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 279 - The guys talk about a story of a couple vandals getting fined hundreds of thousands of dollars for destroying a prehistoric wooly mammoth tusk, drawing some wild comparisons. Then Cotton tells us about his proclivity to sneak out of work early and eat Burger King poolside, and we share our deep concerns for his health and lifestyle. We admit that everything we do is scripte...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 278 - We find a story about a MAGA influencer that says headphones turn their users into homosexuals, and the guys react to this lunacy just like you might expect. The guys see a video of a lumber truck that's completely overloaded to the point that it tips over, drawing some very specific metaphors about our personal lives. Trox starts to choke on his beer and decides to answer...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 277 - The guys talk about words and why some of them are acceptable by YouTube's standards and some aren't, and why we think Cotton is the arbiter of language. Then we watch a video of a group of guys kicking around fireworks and we can't make heads or tails of it, but we sure give it our best. We talk about how Jeff Bezos is no longer the CEO of Amazon, leading to absolute bewil...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 276 - We review a story about a kindergarten teacher who's found doing illicit drugs in the classroom, and the guys have some very interesting takes on what might have brought on such a situation. The boys check out a video of an employee in a warehouse building a pallet and getting trapped against it by a wrapper, bringing J back to his memories of working jobs like this. We mee...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 275 - The guys read a story about an Olympian making a political statement in the snow, leading them to some very interesting theories with the help of ChatGPT. We welcome Juggalo wrestling and Psychopathic Records legend, The Rude Boy, and he doesn't pull any punches when answering some controversial questions. Hype sticker talk is back and J teaches us all about what it's like...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 274 - We hear a story about a guy who had some less than honest intentions with home healthcare nurses that he hired under false pretenses, and J tells us all how shady that kind of scenario can be. Then we see a video of a guy stepping off an airplane as the stairs are being removed from directly under his feet, leading to what we assume are multiple broken legs. We get peppered...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 273 - The guys get deep into the Epstein Files, somehow leading into a discussion about Heated Rivalry and Cotton admits that he doesn't read anything at all. We see a video of a group of ladies playing what appears to be a very dangerous game of teeter totter while in the middle of a rodeo, and it ends just like you'd expect. On our trip down to Florida this week, we meet a girl...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 272 - We review a story about the #1 app in China that's being used to do wellness checks on people living alone, and we get way into the weeds about conversion rates. The guys play some AI generated content of a large number of people jumping into empty pools, which not surprisingly makes JDirty way too excited, while Cotton and Trox get very concerned about his well being. J tr...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 271 - The guys go into a story about a crime theft ring prompting Cotton to reminisce about his failed career in grand theft auto. We see a video of an art installation at Art Basel of a bust of Ben Franklin made out of paper, leading the guys to not only marvel at the incredible sculpture, but also the model demoing it. JDirty mails a package to Cotton and he has absolutely no m...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 270 - We check out a story about a guy who makes a drawing on the cup of a police officer that gets him all sad and bothered, and the guys have some pretty strong opinions about his reaction. We see a video of a couple morons trying to do a trick on a motorcycle that goes horrifically wrong, seemingly permanently damaging the poor lady's bits on the back of the bike. On our trip...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 269 - The guys read a story about a woman taking a Waymo and finding a person in the trunk of the car, leading us to speculate on whether they were dead or alive. We do a deep dive into an Elmer's Glue conspiracy that J is sure we should all be aware of, as we try to figure out what that mascot actually is. We celebrate JDirty's birthday in this week's "What's In The Box?" with a...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 268 - We hear some really unhinged stories from our top left about why he spent time tormenting the adults in his life as a child, but he feels more than justified because they definitely had it coming. The guys review a video of 2 young roommates who set their kitchen on fire trying to cook something and they react in exactly the wrong way, but the guys have very odd takes on th...

#ScrubHopTalk Ep. 267 - The guys talk all about the idea of getting a hyphenated last name and J expresses his extreme displeasure for the practice entirely. We watch a video of a guy trying to look cool in front of a cafe musician and he embarrassingly falls into the pool, dashing any hopes he had of courting her. J commits to the bit harder than ever, throwing back multiple hours, changing his o...