Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic

2026 has officially arrived! With the new year comes new aspirations. Whether we achieve said aspirations is still to be determined. Red-Eye channels his inner cooking competitor. Erratic gets called out on his scarce replies. No matter the perspective, there's always room to improve ourselves. Join us in our discussion! What are some characteristics you would like to improve upon in 2026? Do...

Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic are getting to the point of making significant life decisions. Red-Eye's search for a long-term housing establishment continues whereas Erratic deals with the plethora of available data plans that cause a significant level of indecision. What else does life have in store? Join us in our discussion! Are you a homeowner? If so, what are some tips you have in the sea...

Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic are back again with some tough choices an indecision. Though in each case, there's always one option better than the other. Find out what we'd prefer in these instances of forced choices. Join us in our game! Would you rather laugh like a car horn or sneeze with applause? Reliving or forgetting a memory? How about mistaking someone for their twin? Let us know!...

If you've ever been in a struggle financially, chances are you have looked into some cost-saving tactics. Diluting soap with water, using water for cereal instead of milk, bootleg pizzas, there are so many ways to cut costs. Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic dive into only a few hacks that some people use to make the most of their money. Join us in our discussion! What are some hacks that you have...

Prepare your brain for absolutely nothing useful! Redeye & Erratic Asthmatic dive head-first into s ome of the most pointless, unnecessary, and chaotically entertaining facts humanity has ever collected. Discover why bananas are radioactive, why flamingos roll deep in flamboyances , how sloths can out-dive dolphins, why clouds weigh a million tons, and the deeply unfortunate truth about money....

Some people are heavily into movies, understanding plot points, scene choices, and the full structure alike. Some just wish to be entertained. And some may not even be so into the movie world. Though no matter who you are, you may be tricked by some of these summaries. Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic sure were. Join us in our game! How many movie summaries did you guess correctly? Were there some th...

In this episode, Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic return with a brand new game, Quote Goat, the ultimate challenge of wit, memory, and pure guesswork. The rules are simple: one host reads a famous line, and the other must guess who said it, whether it is a legendary figure from real history or an iconic character from fiction. From movie one-liners to historic declarations, the quotes range from obvi...

The holidays are getting closer and closer! How do you celebrate the holidays? Do you often travel? How about house decorations? Red-Eye and Erratic personally don't take much time to decorate, but boy do we have some traveling shenanigans to share. Join us in our discussion! What is your favorite holiday? Does your family have a traditional meal that's eaten every year? Perhaps you've had some ho...

In this episode, Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic kick things off with a quick recap of Chris D’Elia’s recent stand-up show in Amsterdam, sharing the laughs, the awkward moments, and their unfiltered takes on his comedy style. But the real conversation begins when they shift gears to dissect the subtle (and not-so-subtle) red flags in friendships. From one-sided energy to emotional manipulation, the...

We all know there are many conspiracies and superstitions in the world... or are there?? In this episode, Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic discuss some popular conspiracy theories and superstitions. Whether it's simple like a lucky pair of shoes or a ritual to carry out before a task, or a full blown conspiracy like the Earth being flat, there are many things people believe in that may or may not...

As time goes on, we create more and more memories to cherish. Some memories are kept alongside society for some time. Though what would we want the future to know about 2025? In this episode, Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic discuss things that encapsulate the 2025 era. Join us in our discussion! What would you put in a time capsule? Vapes, vaccines, Coldplay tickets? Is there anything we missed in o...

Spooky season is here which means the holidays are fast approaching. What's a better holiday than time off of work? Red-Eye accounts some recent shenanigans during his trip to Portugal. You know we gotta get into the spicy life, especially in a country where it's actually present. Join us in our discussion! What's the best holiday you've been on? Was it because of the food? Are you...

Some stories are just wild enough to believe. Others are real enough to be suspicious about. What happens when a story is almost entirely true, except for one minor detail? Erratic Asthmatic tests Red-Eye's ability to identify the fallacies in real-world events. Can Red-Eye catch the lies? Join us in our game! How many lies did you detect correctly? Do high-end Jewelry shops really have lounge...

Everybody has some hot takes once in a while, a lot of the time it comes with points in defense that have been honed throughout the years. But what if you haven't really thought about what to say to support your stance? Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic try their hand at supporting statements they may not necessarily agree with. Join us in our game! What are some hot takes you have? Have you ever...

An umbrella that discretely carries your favorite drink? A smart mirror that automatically takes and uploads pictures to your cloud letting you capture your best moments? A USB pet rock that does absolutely NOTHING? There are so many products in the world. But not all of them are truly available. Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic see which products a link could be provided for, and which shall remain...

It's just about time for the school season to start. Whether you are a youngin' that's just getting their bearings, or someone who's going for their Master's education, school is prevalent for a large portion of our lives. In this episode, Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic recount some of their most interesting experiences, particularly with teachers. Join us in our discussion! Wha...

In this rendition of unstructured banter between Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic, we spill the "T" on several different Topics. Taxes are a pain to deal with, and are not going anywhere. Neither are our teeth as long as we take proper care of them (or perhaps not?) A chosen permanence, however, are tattoos. Join us in our discussion! When's the last time you've been to a dentist? A...

Back with another game, Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic partake in a friendly competition of rapid fire categories. How fast can we think of relevant items, events, or concepts? Find out who wins this round! Join us in our game! Are there things that you thought of that we didn't name? What are some categories that you'd like to see in this particular game? Let us know! #Podcast #RedEye #Err...

Sometimes, things are too crazy to be true. Sometimes, it just happens in Florida. Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic take on a rendition of Fact or Fiction specifically with wild headlines that have made the news from the state of Florida... or have they? Join us in this game! Which headlines did you guess correctly? Were there any that were indeed real that you had heard of before? Did any of the fal...

There are many things that are valuable in the world. Sometimes items are given arbitrary value that only those who own the items hold. Other times, very specific items are sought after and people will pay hefty amounts to get their hands on them. Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic talk about their opinions on collectible items and what (little) they've collected so far. Join us in our discussion!...

Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic participate in letting fate decide the topics, some of which prove to be eye-opening when reality may not be so different than what we try to imagine. On the other hand, there are definitely some situations that are far beyond the realm of likelihood. Join us in our discussion! What shenanigans are socks getting up to when they disappear? What would eating be like if...

In this episode of the podcast, Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic play a popular game that gets the mind considering the best possible scenario out of some tough situations. Would we rather think aloud for all to hear, or never be able to speak again? Perhaps we'd have to break out the interpretive dance moves. Join us in the game! Would you rather cough bubbles or sneeze confetti? How about show...

Summer is here and the weather has confirmed it. Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic talk about their recent escapades out 'n' about to the city of Rotterdam. Amidst their failed search for a slushie, they got to experience one of the hottest days that The Netherlands has faced and probably will face this year. But it was all worth it for the laughs at the end. Join us in our talks! Has it been...

Red-Eye & Erratic Asthmatic entertain the thought of what life would be like if it were a game. If it were a game, what console would it be on? And how much would the microtransactions cost? Join us in our discussion! Are you levelling up your life every chance you get? Or were you one of the kids throwing paper planes around in school? When's the last time you played a retro game? Let us...

It's heatin' up and something that pairs undoubtedly well with the warm weather, spicy food. It's no secret we enjoy some hot food and we have attempted to find some dishes that best our tolerance, no matter the temperature. Sometimes it's a tricky decision to make when you're looking for the best drink to pair with. Join us in our discussion! What's the spiciest food you c...