Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic

Dating Is Hard: Flirting Fails, Mixed Signals & Relationships Why is flirting so awkward, and how do some people end up in relationships when the rest of us can barely tell if someone likes us? This week on Red Eye & Erratic Asthmatic, we're talking about dating disasters, missed signals, terrible pickup lines, and the confusing business of finding someone. One of us once got a yes to...

Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic have more wonderfully horrendous methods to overcome embarrassing struggles. We cannot be held liable for the shenanigans that may ensue after adhering to the wisdom we bestow upon you in this rendition of bad advice. 🐊Wore crocs to a wedding? ✍️Forgot someone's name (for the 7th time)? 🐕Cheat on your dog? There's definitely ways to go about these situations...

Sometimes spending money is actually saving money… apparently. This week on Red Eye & Erratic Asthmatic, we get into the strange ways we justify spending money from stacking discounts and gift cards to somehow turning a €449 washing machine into a €49 washing machine. We also get into the nightmare of buying gifts for adults, questionable birthday traditions, why free food turns coworkers into...

Hindsight is always 20/20. Whenever you think you're doing something right, you may find that there's much better ways to go about it. But one thing is for sure, experience is the best educator. 💼Whether it's starting your professional career 📓Getting through classes 🌍Or just generally improving yourself as a citizen of the world Life is full of lessons to learn. Make use of your ti...

How controversial can a few completely ordinary opinions get? In this episode of Red Eye & Erratic Asthmatic, we're bringing back the hot take challenge, where one of us has to defend a statement, whether we actually agree with it or not. First up: the iPhone is a terrible phone. We get into iPhone vs Android, simplicity vs capability, notifications, chargers, iMessage, autocorrect, camera...

In different parts of the world, we all have things that we do the same way, though there are others that we do very differently. Sometimes, even within the same locality there are widely different habits and practices that cultures, families, and individuals do and experience. 📏From getting punished at school 📦Storing items in unorthodox places 🪨And even common pastimes We all have our own way...

At some point growing up, you realise something terrifying: adults don't actually know everything. In this episode of Red Eye & Erratic Asthmatic, we look back at the things we genuinely believed as kids and the ridiculous things adults told us along the way. Santa Claus. The Tooth Fairy. Superheroes. Parents who seemed to have all the answers. Teachers who were supposed to know everything...

Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic run through some tough (and some not-so-tough) decisions. There are plenty of useful circumstances that would help us all, but at what cost? If you've ever wanted to: 🕵️ Find your way 🙏 Felt that you needed some forgiveness 🧠 Have unlimited knowledge There does end up being a catch to everything. Is it worth it? Let us know! #Podcast #Choices #Decisions #Knowledge #...

Back to school means back to the memories we probably should've left behind. Red Eye and Erratic Asthmatic are digging through the childhood archives and discovering just how many questionable decisions, terrible ideas, and unnecessary injuries happened before adulthood. This episode starts with childhood pranks — including a senior prank involving a stink bomb and a school intercom — before g...

Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic dive into some interesting suggestions, some just might be cheap enough to work. Whether it's: 🎟️ Attending free events 🥂 Taking advantage of happy hours 🛠️ Boarding up every nook and cranny in your home for the sheer warmth factor There's plenty of ways to squeeze that extra value out of anything... but is it really worth it? Let us know what you think and i...

What happens when you travel alone, your holiday plans suddenly change, and you start wondering whether €3,000 is better spent on a driving license or a holiday? Red Eye and Erratic Asthmatic get into all of it. The conversation starts with Erratic trying to reorganize a complicated trip after plans change and the realization that planning a holiday is already annoying enough without having to do...

Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic bring back a guessing game that manages to keep us on our toes... allegedly. From stealing jet skis to paying with pretty much anything that isn't actual currency, Florida news headlines never ceases to amaze. But which ones are real? Join us in our game! 🌊Would you ride a jet ski in a mall fountain? 🕵️Perhaps try to get away with unwarranted searches? 🏧Or keep...

Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic hit each other with wisdom beyond their years, except they would probably end up getting into trouble. We take scenarios and our purpose this time is to provide the worst actions to take. Although we wouldn't do this in actuality, we might actually be on to something for some of these situations. Join us in educating each other! What is some bad advice you've...

Our summer shenanigans go on! This week on Red Eye & Erratic Asthmatic, we catch up after another Amsterdam adventure. We talk about surviving the Dutch heat, the strange news about water shortages in a country surrounded by water, and how AI somehow gets blamed for everything. We also head into Amsterdam to watch Ralph Barbosa's live comedy show, break down his crowd work, and talk about...

Who's most likely to become famous ? Who's most likely to get cancelled ? And which of us would send the dreaded "we need to talk" text... then immediately lack follow-up? In this episode, Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic put their personalities, habits, and questionable decision-making under the spotlight in another rendition of the game of "Who's Most Likely To?" . F...

Ever wondered what "Wagwan" actually means? We kick this episode off by diving into Jamaican slang, accents, language, and how different English dialects have influenced each other. One conversation later... we're somehow talking about spaghettos, immortal jellyfish, cows with best friends, exploding metals, sharks older than trees, and history facts that sound completely made up. Cl...

Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic are going crazy in this heatwave. From distractions in their inbox, frozen goods in the grocery store, to cueing up at the table, the warmth still finds a way to fire up the banter. What will we talk about next? Join us in our discussion! When's the last time you: 📨Slid into someone's DMs? 🎱Played a game of billiards? 📲Made a LinkedIn post? Let us know! #Po...

In this episode of Red Eye and Erratic Asthmatic, we're catching up on everything that's been happening lately. From the return of summer in the Netherlands to the madness of the expanded FIFA Club World Cup, we're talking sports, anime backlogs, life updates and the never ending struggle of balancing hobbies with adult responsibilities. We discuss: • The FIFA Club World Cup and crazy...

All you dreamboats out there have probably heard many phrases throughout your lifetime. The English language has evolved over time to include many terms, some having lasted through the decades, some that haven't been heard of in years. Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic take a guess at the meaning and time period of particular sayings. Join us in our discussion! How many of these phrases have you h...

What happens when a vegan agrees to a blind date and discovers she's chosen a smokehouse packed with brisket, ribs, and meat platters? In this episode, Red-Eye throws Erratic Asthmatic into a chaotic blind date scenario filled with awkward conversations, unexpected twists, questionable decisions, dating red flags, vegan dilemmas, and some truly terrible restaurant choices. Would you stay for t...

Because our lives aren't crazy enough, Erratic Asthmatic and Red-Eye take a dive into the unknown. In some situations, we need to be prepared and take quick, decisive action. Red-Eye, performing noble deeds, ends up in a world of inconvenience. Let's see how he plays this one out. Join us in our shenanigans! 🏠 What choices would you have made in this situation? 📦Would you have had as muc...

Summer is officially back and so are Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic with chaotic Barcelona stories, loud club experiences, supermarket confusion, guac addiction, laundry struggles, and the reality of nightlife after getting older. This episode spirals through travel stories, food debates, public interactions, Dutch heatwaves, comedy shows, Korean BBQ confusion, airport survival, and trying to funct...

Erratic recounts a very recent trip back to Spain involving plenty of shenanigans. Red-Eye is next up on the list to wreak havoc amongst the guacamole population. There's plenty that's been done and plenty to still do. Join us in our discussion! When was your last trip? Have you been to Spain specifically? If so, what was your favorite part? If not, where has been your favorite place to go...

What would you rather choose… even if both options are terrible? 😅 In this episode, we dive into some of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and surprisingly deep “Would You Rather” scenarios. From wearing kazoo-sounding shoes to controlling time, awkward social situations, and life-altering decisions… we break it all down. But it’s not just jokes. These questions expose how we think, how we choose,...

Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic dive into some behaviors in the world that may raise some eyebrows. We gauge our level of suspicion for certain actions and mindsets. Purposefully watching spoilers before the show, never opening messages, talking during movies, there's plenty that can be considered out of the ordinary. Let us know what you think. Do you find these behaviors to be a bit odd? Would...