Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic

Ever wondered what "Wagwan" actually means? We kick this episode off by diving into Jamaican slang, accents, language, and how different English dialects have influenced each other. One conversation later... we're somehow talking about spaghettos, immortal jellyfish, cows with best friends, exploding metals, sharks older than trees, and history facts that sound completely made up. Cl...

Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic are going crazy in this heatwave. From distractions in their inbox, frozen goods in the grocery store, to cueing up at the table, the warmth still finds a way to fire up the banter. What will we talk about next? Join us in our discussion! When's the last time you: 📨Slid into someone's DMs? 🎱Played a game of billiards? 📲Made a LinkedIn post? Let us know! #Po...

In this episode of Red Eye and Erratic Asthmatic, we're catching up on everything that's been happening lately. From the return of summer in the Netherlands to the madness of the expanded FIFA Club World Cup, we're talking sports, anime backlogs, life updates and the never ending struggle of balancing hobbies with adult responsibilities. We discuss: • The FIFA Club World Cup and crazy...

All you dreamboats out there have probably heard many phrases throughout your lifetime. The English language has evolved over time to include many terms, some having lasted through the decades, some that haven't been heard of in years. Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic take a guess at the meaning and time period of particular sayings. Join us in our discussion! How many of these phrases have you h...

What happens when a vegan agrees to a blind date and discovers she's chosen a smokehouse packed with brisket, ribs, and meat platters? In this episode, Red-Eye throws Erratic Asthmatic into a chaotic blind date scenario filled with awkward conversations, unexpected twists, questionable decisions, dating red flags, vegan dilemmas, and some truly terrible restaurant choices. Would you stay for t...

Because our lives aren't crazy enough, Erratic Asthmatic and Red-Eye take a dive into the unknown. In some situations, we need to be prepared and take quick, decisive action. Red-Eye, performing noble deeds, ends up in a world of inconvenience. Let's see how he plays this one out. Join us in our shenanigans! 🏠 What choices would you have made in this situation? 📦Would you have had as muc...

Summer is officially back and so are Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic with chaotic Barcelona stories, loud club experiences, supermarket confusion, guac addiction, laundry struggles, and the reality of nightlife after getting older. This episode spirals through travel stories, food debates, public interactions, Dutch heatwaves, comedy shows, Korean BBQ confusion, airport survival, and trying to funct...

Erratic recounts a very recent trip back to Spain involving plenty of shenanigans. Red-Eye is next up on the list to wreak havoc amongst the guacamole population. There's plenty that's been done and plenty to still do. Join us in our discussion! When was your last trip? Have you been to Spain specifically? If so, what was your favorite part? If not, where has been your favorite place to go...

What would you rather choose… even if both options are terrible? 😅 In this episode, we dive into some of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and surprisingly deep “Would You Rather” scenarios. From wearing kazoo-sounding shoes to controlling time, awkward social situations, and life-altering decisions… we break it all down. But it’s not just jokes. These questions expose how we think, how we choose,...

Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic dive into some behaviors in the world that may raise some eyebrows. We gauge our level of suspicion for certain actions and mindsets. Purposefully watching spoilers before the show, never opening messages, talking during movies, there's plenty that can be considered out of the ordinary. Let us know what you think. Do you find these behaviors to be a bit odd? Would...

Some things just feel illegal… even though they’re completely allowed In this episode, we talk about everyday situations that make you feel like you’re doing something wrong, even when you’re not. From leaving shopping carts behind, making eye contact with security cameras, and taking extra free samples… to walking into places you’re probably not supposed to be It’s all about those weird moments w...

Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic talk about part 2 of their outside adventures. Getting caught in the rain, stumbling upon a fair, a new store obsession, and of course, chowing down on some delicacies. The day turned into some shenanigans that we couldn't have expected. Join us in our discussion! When's the last time you had hot pot? Do you enjoy the sharing style? Maybe you got caught in the...

Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic are at it again with another food adventure. This time, we find the opportunity to make our way towards a Japanese Market held in The Netherlands. From gyozas to curries, there were quite a few options to choose. But were there enough? Join us in our discussion! Have you been to any culture-specific markets? Did you find it to be worthwhile? Where you expecting differ...

We started this episode talking about Easter and somehow ended up questioning whether any of our choices are actually ours 🤯 What begins as a normal conversation turns into a deep and chaotic dive into the illusion of choice. The idea that we are in control when we might not be at all. From childhood habits and traditions to the way we make everyday decisions, we start connecting dots that get a...

Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic save some daylight by reminiscing on previous outings that brought laughter and plenty of delicious treats, overall enjoying life. But what is to come? Whether it's in a larger city such as Rotterdam, or a smaller town, there's still plenty of adventures to be had. Figure out where we're going to next, and let us know: 👉 What was the last comedy show you...

What starts as a simple “most likely to” game quickly turns into absolute chaos 😅 In this episode, Red Eye and Erratic Asthmatic break down who’s most likely to do everything—from holding grudges for 10 years to accidentally starting a cult (yes… it gets weird fast). Along the way, they spiral into random tangents about corners vs. blocks, conspiracy theories, impulse buying, and disappearing dra...

We all have things that we need to do, but how often we do them might differ between each individual person. Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic discuss how frequent they perform daily, weekly, even monthly tasks. Those bills never stop comin' do they? Join us in our discussion! What are some routine practices you like or dislike? Do you start to let your laundry overflow before finally doing it? Do...

We all have crazy encounters that spark curiosity in our lives. From public transportation to simple banana peels, anything can go awry at any point. In this episode, we recount some crazy circumstances that happened, or could happen, to us. Join us in our discussion! What 's the weirdest thing that's happened to or around you? Do you have any lingering feelings about the day after such oc...

Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic discuss the hardest part about every day... getting out of bed. Sometimes you really want to stay in bed, other times it feels impossible to get out. We talk about some of the ways we're able to muster the courage to enter the cold and harsh reality of leaving the sheets. Join us in our discussion! Have you taken melatonin to help you sleep? Do you find yourself h...

Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic are back with another episode of pure banter. From the fears of diversifying investments to AI-generated laziness, there's no telling what will come up next. Be sure to let your cat listen in on our shenanigans as well. Join us in our discussion! How trigger-happy are you when it comes to investments? Are you an Android or iPhone user? Does your cat plot your down...

In this episode, Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic unpack the tiny, everyday lies that quietly keep society running. From polite excuses to social shortcuts everyone recognizes but rarely question. Join us in our discussion! What are some small lies that you have used? Are there any that really get on your nerves? And are you really "fine?" Let us know! #Podcast #RedEye #ErraticAsthmatic #On...

There are many behaviors that we as functional members of society take part in. From understanding not to bother someone wearing headphones to knowing when to double message, though are these common reactions something that we ever truly had taught to us? Join us in our discussion! What are some unwritten rules of society? Do you have any examples of when these rules were broken and consequences w...

Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic have aspirations for a warmer life. But with such a temperature comes some inconveniences that may hinder the full experience. And man-made solutions don't always result in the most comfortable sensations. Join us in our discussion! How often do you have to get fresh air? Do you prefer warmer or colder temperatures? How do you cope when it is too hot or too cold f...

Some daily skills go unnoticed, many of which can be very useful for navigating society. From remembering names to understanding how much information is too much information, there are plenty of things that we can try to improve for our next interaction within this crazy world. We ourselves sure have a few things that we would like be able to do better. Join us in our discussion! What's a skil...

Red-Eye and Erratic Asthmatic dive into a collection of real-world stories that may not be so easy to come back from. Whether autocorrect gets you in a bind, or you pretend you have some knowledge that you don't, there's plenty of instances that might cause you some trouble later on. Join us in our discussion! Do you relate to any of the stories we talk about? Have you found yourself tryin...