Perfect Person

Sarah Bonsignore joins the show to take stunning calls from people who hooked up with two competing brothers in a single night, and have a neighborly mishap with the stoner next door.  Rent The Tour Documentary! Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Watch on Y...

Patrick McDonald joins the show to take stunning calls from people who procured teeth from a one night stand, who have a mailman they used to french, and someone who ate too many eggs. Rent The Tour Documentary! Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Watch on Youtub...

Eric joins the show to take terrifying calls for spooky season about a mimic haunting your house, a witch in your neighborhood you have to repay, and a ghost that has latched itself onto you.  Rent The Tour Documentary! Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Wa...

Watch The Tour Documentary (Out Friday): https://www.patreon.com/posts/im-not-perfect-141218671? Ethan Nestor joins the show to take stunning calls about a clown kink at a ren faire, hooking up with your besties ex, and banging your favorite professors son & daughter.  Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday &am...

Gabby Bryan joins the show to take stunning calls from callers about successfully getting your sex toys inside while on vacation, banging your sisters school bus driver, and extorting maple syrup from your ex boyfriend. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Watch o...

Kylie Brakeman joins the show to take stunning calls about crashing your car into someone at spin class, and a mysterious literotica writer using your name as a pseudonym. If you're wondering what that audio was in the beginning - it was a trailer for I'm Not A Perfect Person: A Tour Documentary! Coming October 2025. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN      &nbsp...

Geoffrey James joins the show for a scorcher of an episode in which we talk to callers about being exiled in spin class, dealing with loving feelings from the dishwasher you're banging, and getting a date from the hottie at lunch. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episod...

Rainie Toll joins the show once again to take stunning calls about losing your keys to your workplace, getting surprised by your naked boss, insulting a friends haircut, and writing a piece of prose to your troubling neighbor.  Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this epis...

Will Witwer joins the show on our annual tokers episode for STUNNING calls. We talk to callers about a shrek themed birthday, a furry potluck, and a dad that is getting scammed on instagram. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Watch on Youtube:  https://bit....

Kyle Prue joins the show to take stunning calls about heisting a wii, a potentially groundbreaking nude leakage, and a beef at chili's. BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE:  https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Watch on Youtube:  ...

Damien Haas joins the show to take stunning calls about doing a tight 5 eulogy at an open mic, leaving out your d*ldo collection on the stove, and being surpassed by your husband in your favorite video game. BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE:  https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & a...

Hannah Pilkes joins the show to take stunning calls from listeners about selling your rich ex boyfriend pricey foot pics, locking your keys in your laundry room, and being scammed by a telephone fraudster. BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE:  https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-...

Josh Gondelman joins the show to take stunning calls about giving your nana a heart attack, and accidentally having a threesome with your bestie's secret gf.  BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE:  https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episod...

Ash Perez joins the show to discuss dressing like Wario, eliminating a lover from the love triangle, and wondering if friends only like you for your pool. BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE:  https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Watch...

Catherine McCafferty (Pretty Gay) joins the show to take stunning calls about a rampant over-gifter, a towel thief at work, and a scandalous lesbian love triangle. BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE:  https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episod...

Eric Striffler & Scott Cramer join the show to take stunning calls about losing your employees in the forest, being ghosted by your boss for texting while drunk, and hooking up with the guy from the blood bank. BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE:  https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday...

BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE:  https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive In this stunning faceoff episode, Will Witwer, Rainie Toll, Jay Putnam, and Jonathan Hebert of the Wrecking Ball Crew & The Couch Boyz respectively, join the show to squash their beef and take stunning calls about killing your neighbors lawn, and one janitors war against a serial pisser. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/P...

Angela Giarratana & Jeremy Culhane join the show to take stunning calls about secret little bees on your desk, being forcibly uninvited from your boss's work part, and getting 10 lbs of flour to your home. SEE THE SHOW LIVE:  https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-fr...

SEE THE SHOW LIVE: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlive Jared Popkin joins the show to take stunning calls about betraying an unhinged coworker, and coming clean to a customer that you have been living a lie at a grocery store. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode )...

Sarah Bonsignore joins the show to take stunning calls, and also tell everyone about our brand new baby. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Watch on Youtube:  https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos:  https://bit.ly/MilesbonYT Foll...

Josh Sharp joins the show to take stunning calls from callers about paying your petty mom back, dealing with a high stakes snacking coworker, and conquering wasps. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Watch on Youtube:  https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles...

Saracha joins the show to take stunning calls from iconic callers about crushing on your roommate, crushing on your sperm donor, and keeping art from exes. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Watch on Youtube:  https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main C...

Zach Kornfeld, Keith Habersberger, and Rainie Toll join the show to take stunning calls about a roommate's boyfriend peeing in a backpack, and collecting bones on the highway. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Watch on Youtube:  https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT...

Syd & Olivia join the show to take stunning calls about a professor who sees your butt, a violent coup in a walking group, and admitting your couples origin story. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free  extended version of this episode ) Watch on Youtube:  https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch M...

Owen Thiele (Adults, Overcompensating) joins us in the call center to take stunning problems over the phone. We speak to callers about accidentally recruiting the fellow half Asians at work for a threesome, making out at the company outing, and stealing your boyfriends roommates toothbrushes. Join The Patreon:  https://bit.ly/PPPTRN       -Weekly Bonus episodes e...