Not For Nothin'

It's finally here, and we can't contain our excitement! The WNBA season is underway and we'll tell you who to root for, which teams to watch and gamble on for the chip. Plus the GOAT is back for another season! How could it get any better. Oh, we do also talk NBA, and why Jokic for MVP is ridiculous. Why isn't Julius Randle getting more attention for that category? We try to continue our NBA three...

We smoke one big, long, last drag of a menthol cigarette before Biden bans them for ever. That makes sense, you know instead of just banning cigarettes all together. Why fix the whole problem when you can just rub turn in the wound? Chris beautifully segues from mint flavor to the Kentucky Derby. Of course he over thinks it, but settles on three long shots. So smart, right? From gambling to ponies...

We're bringing sexy back...It's the return of the Mack! After three long years away, our boy Anthony Moreno Brown returns to the pod. We couldn't be more excited to talk about nothing for an hour. We pay our respects to Shock G - the one who put the satin on your panties. We get around to questioning Anthony's fandom, try to find him a new NFL team to root for since the Steelers are about to suck....

The WNBA and women's basketball is dope AF and you're blind and stupid if you don't know that by know. Give us more though, damn it! We celebrate "The Truth" losing his job, which means we all win, by not having to watch him fake his basketball knowledge anymore. Also, everyone needs to stop whining about playing games in the NBA. We finish of the pod by picks a few daily NBA games to lose money o...

Seriously, it's impossible to say goodbye to DMX right now. Can we? Should we be? It doesn't feel right. What does feel right is talking about old men in movies. Who's the next big Geezer Teaser leading man? That leads us into another stupid idea, rebooting old tv shows. I mean really, Frazier? We finally talk sports and try to gamble on the Master and an NBA game of the night. After that the show...

Ep. 230 Not For Noithin' April Fools Is For Fools by Kris & Chris

Well this show went over like a fart in a balloon. Will our era ever come up with idioms or any figurative meanings like they used to do "in the good old days?" if we do, it's gonna be tech related right? Or maybe we should just be updating the old ones to fit a more modern meaning. From there we tackle the age-old question about the worst, most over-hyped white college basketball players of all t...

This episode is a long one, and the most boring show each year, so we'll try and keep this short. The guys talk about going postal on their local mail persons. For no reason at all, they oddly celebrate the legacy of "Mr. stay in your lane" Pat Sajak. Then they give the people what they want, picking every single game in the NCAA Tournament. Get ready to bust your brackets. It's gonna be awesome b...

We're back after a week off. One of us had a baby, the other got shingles. We debate who had a worse time. Chris makes a really good case for how to change and improve the NBA's all-star weekend. It involves gambling, of course. But it does make sense. They talk a little bit about the non-impact of Blake Griffin signing with the Nets and then parlay the only two NBA games for Wednesday. That's it,...

Ep. 226 Not For Nothin' Chris Gets Denzel'd by Kris & Chris

Is Thibs a good coach? Is a DRose reunion worth it? Is Immanuel Quickley the best Knicks draft pick since Mark Jackson... or Landry Fields? Can your nickname just be another persons first name? Should "Clyde" hang up the microphone? Are the Knicks really playing well enough not to lament? Apparently so, since we've rebranded this annual Knicks-themed podcast.

With no more football to discuss the guys do their version of movie & TV show reviews, calling it the "unwatchables." Kris also confesses to the world his covid-quarantine obsession. But apparently, it's the same as everyone else's. So maybe it wasn't that big of a deal. Although Chris's is crazy random and shocking. They settle all their accounts on the Super Bowl bets and then work their way int...

The Super Bowl is coming, so what better place to get all the latest insights and hottest gambling tips. You just know Chris is gonna loose all of the prop picks they've picked out. It couldn't be any worse than their live super bowl show from a few years back. But they don't stop there, they also smack talk Neverland Ranch, diamonds in your forehead, and Rusted Root just to open the show. Who's y...

What do we talk about when there's no football? Oh just eating and sleeping habits while traveling. We also talk about the pettiness of everyone involved in the baseball Hall of Fame. Somehow they manage to tie in the passing of Hank Aaron to Hawthorne Wingo, before settling on Walt "Clyde" Frazier needs to hang up the microphone. It's time, We're sorry to be the ones, but trust us it's for the be...

Ep. 221 Not For Nothin' 2020 NFL Conference Championship Picks by Kris & Chris

What are you watching in the morning when you're not working and a stay at home house-husband? It might just be an unsolvable question. There's so much not to like about the Nets trading for Harden. But in the end... what the hell, go for it. What's the worse that could happen? Their hottest take might be sympathetic towards Kyrie Irving. Finally, they try not to pick every NFL playoff game wrong....

In this second version of episode 219, the boys half-ass recap the show they did in the morning. Tommy Lasorda died, then MLB does something else stupid. Then the Nets retro jerseys suck, Carson Wentz should go to the XFL. Chris recaps our pre-season predictions and then they make some terrible NFL playoff bets. Long-story short, an intern is to blame and is fired.

New Year, same crap. Kris is hung over, while Chris is angry listening to someone else's sports podcast. I think they accidentally created a "redneck old fashion," before realizing the only meaningful takeaway this early in the NBA season is Becky Hammon can legit coach and she deserves a legit chance to be in charge. Otherwise, they do the foolish thing and gamble on week 17 NFL games. that's jus...

After sucking down the egg nog for the past week, the boys grab the go-to hair-of-the-dog to knock down the in-law hangover - bloody mary's on a Sunday Morning just before watching football! What could be better. There's a little NBA talk, and bagging on the Knick mess. Plus they make their week 16 picks for the NFL. But the real point to listen to this episode, are the last 10 minutes of the show...

It sounds like the boys may have a ground breaking study on how to keep your hot cup of coffee warmer, longer. But in that same breath, Kris throws the bottle of Jameson to the curb. Is it an over-rated whiskey? They do a down-and-dirty-and worthless NBA Season preview. It feels very chalky. So at least it's quick. The things they agree on are Lakers, Nets & Russell Westbrook is the Jameson of the...

We show some love to "Tiny" Lister who tragically passed away. We throw in a little soccer talk. Then disparage "Pandemic P" as much as possible, but realize he does not have the worst contract in the NBA. Gordon Hayward, where you at?! We throw some NFL playoff bets around before doing what feels like a lighting round of week 14 games picks. There's no way Chris can duplicate last weeks 13-2 reco...

One of the shows hosts is a hopeful optimist. While the other is Chris. But neither of them are hopeful or optimistic about Nate Robinson's boxing career, MLB's offseason buzz, or the third Ball Brothers chances of making the NBA. You know what they are both hopefully optimistic about? Bol Bol's chances of winning rookie of the year. Also not a hot take, just a true take - fictitious baseball movi...

The Redneck (oh, sorry southern country) genre on television has definitely been covered in depth and to death. Except the boys talked themselves into just one more gem. "Redneck Hovers." Fine, we'll explain but you have to listen to the show. The good news it's within the first five minutes. Chris says goodbye to the greatest NYC Mayor of them all, David Dinkins. Chris reached out to a few loyal...

An NBA draft preview show like no other. Which draft pick will the Knicks fans hate? Will the Sixers take another non-shooing wing? Where will Nico Mannion end up. These are the burning questions we don't really answer for you. Plus Kris has one good baseball story, finally. Chris also started off the show with an Andy Capp deep dive, which no one under 50 will be able to understand or appreciate....

The show starts out a little differently, as a tribute to Chris favorite all-time swinging sports announcer. If you don't know who it is, then you just don't know nothin'. Kris has his own tribute to the greatest Canadian game show host of all damn time. Just try to come for him They work their way through some prop bets for the Masters and the NBA Draft,