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Charles witnesses a near-catastrophe. Patrick witnesses several slapstick cliches, and also a near-catastrophe. Luke witnesses a legitimate catastrophe. Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer Luke: https://bsky.app/profile/lukeoneil47.bsky.social Ape Sh*t - Issue #1: The Bizarre History of the Service Monkey by Carrie McLaren is...

Charles visits Action Park and lives to tell the tale. Medieval Times visits Patrick's junior high school and hurts a child. Ron learns a valuable lesson about visiting theme parks while you can, and brainstorms a new career as a carnie. The boys discuss The Man Show's past, its legacy...and its future? Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimp...

Jelly Roll's impending divorce nearly makes Ron drive into a pond. Lauren's desire for forklift certification destroys thousands of dollars worth of water softeners. Charles allegedly tapes over a priceless original recording of an extramarital affair. Lauren: https://bsky.app/profile/lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com Batting Around: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BattingAround Charles: https://bsky.app/p...

Charles steals valedictorian valor. Patrick is mocked by god for exhibiting too much character and fitness. Ron shows up fashionably late to the podcast, but does not attend graduation. Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer Ron: https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social Liezl Estipona https://www.heyitsliezl.com/   Patric...

Charles accidentally calls college "high school." Patrick accidentally calls law school "college." Ron accidentally gets his library defunded. We discuss valuable antiquities, both foreign and domestic, and their role in our plan to secure safe passage to China. Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer Ron: https://bsky.app/profil...

With Ron away, Charles and Patrick are visited by Andy from ALAB, You're On Your Own and Mic Dicta and proceed to lay down the law. Topics include: tattletales, ancient judges, and people who are so stupid it defies common human logic. We also gawk at a cavalcade of poorly-behaved freaks and read from the Book of Grudges. Andy on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/wyattprivilege.bsky.social Charles...

Charles gets a negative teachers review due to being divorced. Ron gets tricked by a doctor and embraces MAHA. Patrick uses his pliable brain and the advice of a high school girlfriend to become ambidextrous. Liezl Estipona https://www.heyitsliezl.com/   Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors Please...

The boys discuss their complicity in fascism by posting on the wrong website. Ron teaches us about centipedes who hold grudges. Charles teaches us about monkeys who party. Charles' wife Carrie makes a special guest appearance to teach us even more monkey facts. Patrick discusses the best job he ever had. Drunk vervet monkey video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSm7BcQHWXk   Liezl Estipona https:/...

Our guest Miles Klee becomes Kosherized. Charles teaches everyone fancy catering terminology. Ron was put in charge of hamburgers. Patrick returns home from Greece bearing tales of the Mediterranean, and also diarrhea. Miles’ book with Mads Gobbo, Double Black Diamond, is available at https://double--negative.com/002-double-black-diamond.html .  The No Homework logo was designed by Leizl Estipona...

Week 4 of No Homework is here and with it a new guest. You probably know Anthony Atamanuik as the A+ Trump impersonation from The President Show or next-door-neighbor Sean on What We Do in the Shadows but Charles knows Tony as his poker buddy. Tony joins Charles and Ron to talk about workplace hardly-romance and some tangents into male loneliness, conspiracy and where they intersect. Patrick had b...

Maura cold-calls a college-aged delinquent who is not Michael Crichton. Charles is not engaging Harvey Weinstein as a client at this time. Patrick knows a guy who is not on house arrest, and another guy who is. Elijah Wood is visited by a party ghost. Jeb & Maura’s Awful Party https://www.patreon.com/posts/jeb-mauras-awful-149199129 familiesoverbillionaires.org   https://bsky.app/profile/maura...

Charles suffers temporary hearing damage. Patrick gets what he insists is not technically a paper cut. Ron is repeatedly blinded and falls down a hole.

Charles, Ron and Patrick discuss their first jobs, looking at cool cars, bootleg Oakley Razor Blades, and barfing into the Grand Canyon.