Mutterfly

In this episode, we explore a delusional couple trying to sell a no-bathroom house with four kitchens, the idea of a hearing-ear dog, and degenerate gambling spouses willing to let their daughter tank her performance. Mutter 1: Glenn Boozan + Andrew Ford Mutter 2: Justin Tyler + Alden Ford Mutter 3: Craig Rowin + Cathryn Mudon Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.c...

In this episode, we meet the most positive bride-to-be in the world, a manager trying on dresses during her smoke break, and a chemist who splices clothes together to ill-fated results. Mutter 1: Patrick Noth + Morgan Evans Mutter 2: Monique Moses + Alex Fernie Mutter 3: Beth Appel + Sarah Claspell Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.com or DM on Insta: @mutterfly...

In this episode, we explore a relationship on the rocks, mistaken fetishes, a failed attempt at a catchphrase, and a very trustworthy co-worker. Mutter 1: Lauren Lapkus + Jeff Hiller Mutter 2: Mike Antonucci + Daniel Spenser Mutter 3: Achilles Stamatelaky + Carl Tart Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.com or DM on Insta: @mutterflythepod Leave a message with your...

In this episode, we explore an awkward breakup involving a roommate and a volleyball team, the financial and familial fallout of becoming a professional lifeguard, and a candid date in a very long hallway. Mutter 1: Jake Cornell + Tao Yang Mutter 2: James Coker + Marshall Stratton Mutter 3: Jen Bartels + George Kareman This episodes First Two Lines were submitted by Becca Boerman! Want to submit y...

In this episode, we explore a secret that delays eight dudes from going camping in a VW Van, two offended hikers, and celebrities based on the fathers of two friends. Featuring... kind of, sort of Captain Hippo: Daniel Spenser + Mike Antonucci Andrew Ford + Glenn Boozan Michael Hartney + Connor Ratliff Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.com or DM on Insta: @mutte...

In this episode, we follow an old lady delivering messages from the mothers of two career-wayward men, two astronauts discovering different ways to kiss, and a garage door repairman who lives vicariously through his brother. Mutter 1: Lily Du + Jerah Milligan Mutter 2: Shannon O'Neill + Billy Merritt Mutter 3: Rob Huebel + Paul Scheer Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod...

In this episode, we explore the rekindling of a high school relationship, the attempt to change an actress's personality in five minutes, and the creepy interpretations of a painting. Mutter 1: George Kareman + Jen Bartels Mutter 2: Monique Moses + Alex Fernie Mutter 3: Hillary Anne Matthews + Greg Tuculescu Thank you to listener Jarred Roberts for providing this episode's First Two Lines. Want to...

In this episode, we meet a delusional public defender, explore the struggles among a busy father, an erudite daughter, and a barista-turned-camp director, and watch a helpless prisoner plead with a lost camper. Mutter 1: Carl Tart + Achilles Stamatelaky Mutter 2: Cathryn Mudon + Craig Rowin Mutter 3: Connor Ratliff + Michael Hartney Thank you to listener Anthony Lucchi for providing this episode's...

In this episode, we explore how a cursed apple led to a life at Best Buy, the necessity of having genitals while eating, and the wildly different aspirations of Macy's workers. Mutter 1: Morgan Evans + Patrick Noth Mutter 2: Natasha Vaynblat + Rekha Shankar Mutter 3: Jon Braylock + Jeremy Bent Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.com or DM on Insta: @mutterflythepo...

In this episode, we encounter an ex-army ranger with confusing instructions, a hot-wired house in a child-terrorized neighborhood, and poor party planning. Mutter 1: Tim Martin + Josh Patten Mutter 2: Glo Tavares + Moujan Zolfaghari Mutter 3: Jon Gabrus + Dan Klein Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.com or DM on Insta: @mutterflythepod Leave a message with your F...

In this episode, we explore a furious children's book illustrator, the decline of academia, and moving on from the circus. Mutter 1: Betsy Sodaro + Richie Moriarty Mutter 2: Brandon Gardner + Neil Casey Mutter 3: Sebastian Conelli + Michael Cruz Kane Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.com DM on Instagram: @mutterflythepod Call/Text: 657-222-1324. Leave a message...

In this episode, we explore the importance of love in a scissors company, a conga-line-loving boss, and keeping your personal life separate from your work life. Mutter 1: Dan Lippert + Ryan Rosenberg Mutter 2: Kate Zelensky + Terry Withers Mutter 3: Casey Feigh + Marcy Jarreau Submit your own First Two Lines, and you might hear it on a future Mutterfly! DM on Insta: @mutterflythepod Email: mutterf...

In this episode, we explore a rigid ghost prone to scary outbursts, an unconventional father-daughter relationship, and a clumsy divorcee on the prowl for slippery men. Mutter 1: D'Arcy Carden + Abbi Jacobson Mutter 2: Mary Holland + Sean Diston Mutter 3: Josh Sharp + Aaron Jackson Want to submit your own First Two Lines to be used in a future episode? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.com Insta DM: @m...

In this episode, we explore an emotional army captain facing a looming threat, an unhelpful robotic spaceship assistant, and male baldness during battle. Mutter 1: Grant O'Brien + Brennan Lee Mulligan Mutter 2: Jim Santangeli + Alex Dickson Mutter 3: Mike Castle + Marques Ray Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.com or Call/Text: 657-222-1324. Leave a message with...

In this episode, we celebrate with cast members of Mission to Zyxx and explore the colonization of a planet gone wrong, witch sisters and their misogynistic prisoner, and the devastating secrets revealed on a commune. Mutter 1: Alden Ford and Justin Tyler Mutter 2: Moujan Zolfaghari and Glo Tavares Mutter 3: Jeremy Bent and Jon Braylock Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythep...

In this episode, we explore eating food through one's asshole, clashing with a toilet paper company's values, and the confusing ways employees rate themselves. Mutter 1: Dan Klein and Jon Gabrus Mutter 2: Rekha Shankar and Natasha Vaynblat Mutter 3: Aaron Jackson and Dru Johnston Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.com or Call/Text: 657-222-1324. Leave a message w...

In this episode, we explore the obvious consequences of a drunken adventure, a vindictive and inappropriate doctor, and a therapy-proud couple with wildly complicated role-play backstories. Mutter 1: Brian McElhaney and Nick Kocher Mutter 2: Joey Greer and Caroline Cotter Mutter 3: Chris Gethard and Will Hines Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.com or Call/Text:...

In this episode, we explore pre-birth crab hands, contortionist classes for jobless men, and unique boy names like Spider, Table, and Lumber. Mutter 1: Shaun Diston and Mary Holland Mutter 2: Laura Willcox and Dan Black Mutter 3: Marcy Jarreau and Casey Feigh Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.com or Call/Text: 657-222-1324. Leave a message with your FTL, and you...

A special episode with Fuck Th*t Shit (A Comedy Team) In this episode, we explore bird sex, the insufferableness of speech and debate, and brother rivalries. Mutter 1: Terry Withers and Kate Zelenski Mutter 2: Dru Johnston and Aaron Jackson Mutter 3: Josh Patten and Tim Martin Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.com or Call/Text: 657-222-1324. Leave a message with...

In this episode, we explore the unfortunate realities of a Halloween gone wrong, including a shocking presidential reveal, a cringeworthy romantic misadventure, and the disastrous results of dog breeding. Our Mutters: Mutter 1: Phil Augusta Jackson and Nicole Byer Mutter 2: Neil Casey and Brandon Gardner Mutter 3: Mike Castle and Marques Ray Want to submit your own First Two Lines? DM mutterflythe...

In this episode, we explore Mickey Mouse's uncut dingdong, way too specific anniversary gifts, and a love of Beetlejuice. Our Mutters: Mutter 1: Aaron Jackson and Josh Sharp Mutter 2: Dan Lippert and Ryan Rosenberg Mutter 3: Dan Black and Laura Wilcox Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.com or Call/Text: 657-222-1324. Leave a message with your FTLs, and you might...

In this episode, we explore the parallel lives of mechanics, getting knocked up by a vending machine guy, and the history of Peeps and its relation to penises. Mutter 1: Michael Cruz Kane and Sebastian Canelli Mutter 2: Caroline Cotter and Joey Greer Mutter 3: Alex Dickson and Jim Santangeli Want to submit your own First Two Lines? Email: mutterflythepod@gmail.com or Call/Text: 657-222-1324. Leave...

"Sorry, My Eyes Are Bleeding" In this episode, we explore hoaxes, walking babies, and a podcast studio once used by Pennywise the Clown. Mutter 1: Brennan Lee Mulligan and Grant O'Brien Mutter 2: Richie Moriarty and Betsy Sodaro Mutter 3: Nick Kocher and Brian McElhaney Like, rate, and subscribe! Want to submit your own First Two Lines to be used on a future episode? Email mutterflythepod@gmail.co...

In our first episode, we dive into the wild worlds of workplace mishaps, animal casualties, and the longing for fatherhood. Mutter 1: Chris Gethard and Will Hines Mutter 2: Nicole Byer and Phil Augusta Jackson Mutter 3: Abbi Jacobson and D'Arcy Carden Want to submit your own First Two Lines to be used on a future episode? Email mutterflythepod@gmail.com or Call/Text 657-222-1324.